Henry (to Maribelle): I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right. Yeah, it's horrible. No, thank you.
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[*BOOM*]
Shiori: What on earth just happened?
Fuwawa, running up to her: Don't worry!
Mococo: Nobody died!
Shiori: What kind of answer is that?!
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Futaba: I’ve decided to dabble in crime. I need some good henchmen. You in?
Akechi: Very well. What does a henchman do?
Futaba: A henchman’s job is to be gunned down in reverse order to his importance.
Akechi: Erm, how important am I?
Futaba, counting on her fingers: I wouldn’t pack a lunch for orientation day.
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Robin: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Gangrel: Killed without hesitation.
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Panne (to Vaike): You are supposed to support me when I want to murder someone!
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Tharja (to f!Robin): I really value when people use violence and raise their voices for me. It's actually one of my love languages.
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Lucina: It’s okay if you’re crying. You know, I cried too. It’s actually kind of amazing.
Inigo: I’m a liberated man. I know crying is not weak.
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Anna: For your information, my father is doing a nickle in Sing Sing. Fonzi scheme.
Chrom: Don't you mean Ponzi scheme?
Anna: You heard me.
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Walhart: There is no god to pray to. Man is a monster of his own making.
From Goncharov (1973)
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Olivia: My top surgery went well!
Gaius: That's great! My bottom surgery is next week.
Olivia: I can't believe we're both goth and trans!
Tiki: I'm a communist.
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Chrom: How is it that you always manage to come up with the worst case scenario?
Frederick: I practice.
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Gaius: Wait, are these legal?
Anna: Would that make you MORE, or LESS interested in buying them?
Gaius: Hmmmmmmmm—
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Frederick: Be careful.
Robin: You know me.
Frederick: Yeah, that's why I'm saying be careful.
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Submitted by Anonymous
-In the background is a burning sea filled with destroyed ships on fire-
Gaius: Note to self: nitroglycerin is NOT a valid substitute for vanilla extract.
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