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incorrectfeaquotes · 5 months
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Henry (to Maribelle): I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right. Yeah, it's horrible. No, thank you.
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[*BOOM*]
Shiori: What on earth just happened?
Fuwawa, running up to her: Don't worry!
Mococo: Nobody died!
Shiori: What kind of answer is that?!
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Futaba: I’ve decided to dabble in crime. I need some good henchmen. You in?
Akechi: Very well. What does a henchman do?
Futaba: A henchman’s job is to be gunned down in reverse order to his importance.
Akechi: Erm, how important am I?
Futaba, counting on her fingers: I wouldn’t pack a lunch for orientation day.
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incorrectfeaquotes · 5 months
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Submitted by @kittaykattz
Robin: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Gangrel: Killed without hesitation.
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incorrectfeaquotes · 5 months
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Panne (to Vaike): You are supposed to support me when I want to murder someone!
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incorrectfeaquotes · 5 months
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Tharja (to f!Robin): I really value when people use violence and raise their voices for me. It's actually one of my love languages.
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incorrectfeaquotes · 5 months
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Lucina: It’s okay if you’re crying. You know, I cried too. It’s actually kind of amazing. Inigo: I’m a liberated man. I know crying is not weak.
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incorrectfeaquotes · 5 months
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Donnel (to Tharja): So I've been hearing this phrase y'all got over here that I ain't too crazy about. "It's the hope that kills you." Y'all know that? I disagree, you know? I think it's the lack of hope that comes and gets you. See, I believe in hope. I believe in belief.
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incorrectfeaquotes · 5 months
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Submitted by @justasnekboi
Anna: For your information, my father is doing a nickle in Sing Sing. Fonzi scheme. Chrom: Don't you mean Ponzi scheme? Anna: You heard me.
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incorrectfeaquotes · 1 year
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Walhart: There is no god to pray to. Man is a monster of his own making.
From Goncharov (1973)
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incorrectfeaquotes · 1 year
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Submitted by @meowstic-seer-of-the-future
Olivia: My top surgery went well! Gaius: That's great! My bottom surgery is next week. Olivia: I can't believe we're both goth and trans! Tiki: I'm a communist.
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incorrectfeaquotes · 1 year
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Chrom: How is it that you always manage to come up with the worst case scenario? Frederick: I practice.
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incorrectfeaquotes · 2 years
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Gaius: Wait, are these legal? Anna: Would that make you MORE, or LESS interested in buying them? Gaius: Hmmmmmmmm—
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incorrectfeaquotes · 2 years
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Frederick: Be careful. Robin: You know me. Frederick: Yeah, that's why I'm saying be careful.
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incorrectfeaquotes · 2 years
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Submitted by gentleralts
Anna: So let's say, for the sake of argument, that all of the water levels around the world rise by, let's say, five feet, over the next hundred years. Say, ten feet by the next hundred years. And puts all the low-lying areas on the coast underwater. Right, which... let's say all of that happens. You think that people aren't going to just sell their homes and move? Maribelle: ...... Just one small problem. SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, ANNA?!!! FUCKING ANANKOS?!!!
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incorrectfeaquotes · 2 years
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Submitted by Anonymous -In the background is a burning sea filled with destroyed ships on fire- Gaius: Note to self: nitroglycerin is NOT a valid substitute for vanilla extract.
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