#incorrecthpquotes

[jilywolfstar03]

Sirius: *tells a stupid joke*

Remus: *gets annoyed and tells him to fuck off*

Stranger: Excuse me, is this man bothering you?

Remus: Yeah, but he's my husband so I signed up for this.

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[hxgwartsbvtterfly]

Hermione: Hey, Harry, are you free on Friday? Like around 8pm?

Harry: Yes?

Hermione: Ginny, what about you?

Ginny: Yes, I am

Hermione: Great! Because I'm not. You two go without me. Enjoy your date.

Harry: Did she just-

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[wiitchiings]

Probably Happened at Hogwarts

fred: why did the chicken cross the road?

dumbledore: why?

fred: to get to the idiots house.

fred: knock knock.

dumbledore: who’s there?

fred: the chicken.

dumbledore:

fred:

dumbledore: i won’t punish you on one condition.

fred: okay..?

dumbledore: go tell that joke to snape.

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[thelegendofclarke]

House Slytherin: cunning on the streets, ambitious in the sheets.

The Sorting Hat, probably

#lol i just found this in my drafts.... #there is something wrong with me #slytherin #harry potter #incorrecthpquotes #hp crack

[geekypotato]

#Imagine: Professor Sprout in the battle of hogwarts with a pot Venomous Tentacula strapped to her back so she's basically Harry Potter Dr. Octopus.

—

Sprout: *vines protruding from back strangling a death eater* Feel the wrath of my f*cking plants!

McGonagall: Pomona what the fuck.

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[bananasareblue4]

Molly:Boys you could have called me. It's mothers day!

Fred:

George:i texted you!

Molly:I bIrThEd YOu

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[ellyisaslygirl]

Gryffindor:Where's your optimism?

Slytherin:What's that?

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[charles-macaulay]

ron: why are only roosters allowed to start the day with screaming?

harry: you are not allowed to do that because i sleep in the same room and will murder you without regret.

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[paneville]

pansy: potter. potter. potter

harry: ya

pansy: i would sell you to the dark lord for one corn chip

harry: .....i regret showing u memes

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[poppy-for-who]

Ron: Did you lock the door? I think I left a croissant on the table

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[komaedanagitotrash1]

Shuichi: Did you have to stab him?

Maki: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Shuichi: What did he say?

Maki: 'What are you gonna do, stab me?'

Shuichi: ...That's fair.

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[jilywolfstar03]

Sirius: So, will you go on a date with me?

Remus: Give me some time to think about it

[half an hour later]

Remus: I've thought hard and I have decided that yes I will marry you.

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[hxgwartsbvtterfly]

Sirius: Who hurt you?

Remus, sarcastically: You want a list?

Sirius: *grabbing his wand* Yes

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[monte-cristo-incorrect-quotes]

Teresa Vampa: Did you have to stab him?

Luigi Vampa: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me.

Teresa Vampa: What did he say?

Luigi Vampa: ‘What are you going to do, stab me?’

Teresa Vampa: That’s fair.

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[thelegendofclarke]

I'm not like a regular Slytherin, I'm a Cool Slytherin.

Regulus Black, probably

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[geekypotato]

Headcanon: that Luna pranked Hermione by setting a literal horse on fire to pretend its a heliopath. (With a protection charm of course!)

—

Luna: Look a heliopath!

Hermione: *eye twitches*

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