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dinneratsydneys · 3 years
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Eddie: Will you at least take me out to dinner?!
Richie: Sorry, i dont go out with married men
Eddie: But im YOUR husband
Richie: I make no exceptions
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overheardit · 5 years
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kidnapper: i have your son
stan: i don't have a son
kidnapper: what? then who just asked for strawberry milk and a peanut butter sandwich with the crust cut off?
stan, turning to the losers: shit, guys they have eddie
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jameszmaguire · 6 years
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Incorrect It (2017) quotes (3/?)
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glamorousdrama · 6 years
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Lammio: En ole ihastunut Rahikaiseen.
Lammio: Hän on vain joku, jota katson ja josta pidän.
Lammio: Ja kun hän ei ole paikalla, päiväni on pilalla.
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dinneratsydneys · 3 years
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bill: k-kiss, marry, kill: me, m-mike, and b-bev
stan: kiss mike, marry you, and kill richie
richie, from the other side of the clubhouse: i wasn’t even on the list, what the hell?
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overheardit · 4 years
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eddie: if you take an adderall and an antidepressant at the same time, you're brain takes a screenshot
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overheardit · 4 years
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stan: i hate it when people say "if you think this is better then sex, you've clearly never had good sex" like no, clearly you've just never had good lasagna
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dinneratsydneys · 3 years
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richie: gimme the tea
stan: *walks into the kitchen and starts to grab a teacup*
richie: tHaTs nOt wHaT i MeAnt
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overheardit · 5 years
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bev: rich, we are starting to think you have PTSD
richie: yeah, Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick
bev: we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism
richie: hey bev, i don't think you understand how clever what i just said was
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overheardit · 5 years
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bev: when i said "bring me back something from the beach" i meant like a seashell
richie, struggling to hold a seagull in a bag: well you didn't fucking say that, now did you
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overheardit · 4 years
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applebee's waiter: what would you like to order?
richie: i'll take the apple
applebee's waiter: sir, we don't actually sell apples
richie, visibly frightened: okay then. *gulps* i'll have the bees
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overheardit · 4 years
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stan: i'm not gonna go broke due to buying stuff i want, i'm gonna go broke due to the fact that receiving packages is the only thing that gives me validation
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overheardit · 5 years
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stan: i want to be like a caterpillar
bill: explain?
stan: eat a lot. sleep for awhile, wake up beautiful
bill: you do know they have a lifespan of about a week, right?
stan: that's just another highlight
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overheardit · 5 years
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richie, pouring five hour energy into a fourloco: have you ever tried a nine loco?
bev: at this point, you should just grow up and do coke
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overheardit · 5 years
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stan: rich, are you the big spoon or the little spoon
richie: clearly, i'm a knif-
eddie: he's the little spoon
richie: HEY-
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overheardit · 5 years
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pennywise: the next person to say "mood" or "same" or "me" after i make a threat will be thrown out of the window onto the solid concrete
richie: mood
bev: same
bill: me
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