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maggyme13 · 5 years

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You did WHAT?

AN: I know this is short, but i could not not write this when I read the Chat by @incorrectmcuquotes

Warnings: None

It was teambuilding-evening and Peter had the idea to play a game of two truths and a lie.

“So, everyone has to spill two truths and one lie and the others have to guess which is what? And the one with the most right guesses wins?”, Natasha asked one more time.

“Yes. FRIDAY will keep the count.”, the teenager grinned, exited that the other AVENGERS went along with his idea.

“Alright, I will start. I am Spiderman, I life with my aunt and i never ever skipped school because i had to do superhero stuff.”

“i thought it were two truths and a lie, Not three thruths.”, Sam mumbled.

“He isnt living with his aunt anymore. He just moved in onto the compount.”, Tony grinned, “First Point for me. Many more to come.”

“Alright, my turn.”, the black Widoiw grinned, “I can speak twelve languages, my favourite weapons are knives and I am an early bird,”

“I say it is the languages.”-“yeah, me too.”. the other mumbled.

“Are you shitting me? Nat hates to get up in the mornings. She nearly killed me with her nightstand knife twice, and that was only this week. Just because she is up early doesnt mean she likes it.”, Clint gruimbled, sending his friend an dark glance.

“YOu know not to wake me up..”, she shrugged, “though point for Clint.”

“Alright Buck, two truths and a lie.”

“ Alright. My eyes are green, I think Sam Wilson is a dick, and I’m the one that assassinated President John F Kennedy.”, the man in question stated without any emotions.

“ it’s gotta be a little harder than tha- “, Steve started but was interrupted by Sam.

“- his eyes are blue.”

Silence.

“you diD WHAT?”

“I killed JFK-? Come on. Don´t denie some of you already thought it was me. And don´t behave like i just killed your cat- you were still frozen when that happend.”

“Buck, for real, this is no joking matter. You really killed John F Kennedy, the decieced president of the United States?”, Cap asked, still in denial.

“Who else do you think would have been able to fight of that metal bending guy- mutant. What is his name again. Magneto?”, The former assassin said, almost sounding annoyed.

“OMG you fought THE Magneto? THat´s soooooo cooooool. Ned won´t belive this”“, the young teenager awed, but was silenced by a stern look of the first Avenger.

“Yes. Oh and Steve, you remember those brothers? I think one of them was named Logan. THey are still alive as well. Mutant and everything.”

“I can´t belive this-”, Cap mumbled, lookingg defeated.

“Yeah, strange right- they must be over 120 years old or so and they still look like they were 30- well him at least. Dont know what happend to his brother. And they weren´t frozen at all.”

“That´s not- I mean- you killed JFK, Buck.”

“OMG YOU KNOW WOLVERINE AS WELL- AND SABERTOOTH. I think i am going to faint. You just got sooooo much cooler Mr Barnes.”, Spiderman squeeled like the fanboy he was.

“And before you start. THe guy they got- was my handler for that. So at least they got the organization right. For me it was just another face. Another order. It could have been the Pope for all I know- just another Target of Hydra I had to take care of.”

“I- I am sorry Buck. I just need to get my head around this. I know it wasnt your desicion.”, the Captain sighted when he saw the look in his friends eyes.

“Soooo- who´s next?”

AN2.0: Thanks for reading and pls let me know what you think. I know it isnt long but yeah.. :)

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