Ahhhhhhhh thank you so so much!!!! This absolutely made my day 💜💜💜
Tony: Peter, calm down.
Peter: I can’t calm down! You need to calm UP!
Tony: Kid, are you drinking enough water?
Peter: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.
Peter: Name one time I haven’t acted professionally.
Tony: You’re holding a juice box.
Peter: It keeps me from spilling my juice.
Peter: I think it’s hilarious when people tell me I’m laidback because I’ve pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since I was born.
Peter: *walks up to the microphone at Tony and Pepper’s wedding, taps the mic, everyone smiles, ready for the speech he’s about to give*
Peter: If anyone doesn’t want their cake, please pass it to me.
Peter: Trick or YEET?
Peter: *takes Steve’s shield and throws it*
Peter, in his Spidey suit: Guys, we’re out of candy.
Tony: What? Already? There’s only been like three kids.
Peter: Yeah, I know, but one little kid told me they loved me so I just gave them everything.
it’s still so weird that i have this username when i think about it
Thank you!! 💛 🌻 💛 🌻 💛🌻
tony: saying that i died isn’t funny!
peter: but how you died was funny
tony: killed by a blimp? seriously?
peter: hey, it kills over one american every year!
Aww, thank you!
Can I love a person more?? Thank you Miss Sunshine!!
Thank you!!! 💛
🌹: hmmm… Peonies and orchids
☀: AUTUMN!!! SPOOKY SZN!!!
Thank you!! Ily!
Marvel Characters as my Texts
i hope you liked this absolute chaos!
please don’t use/post without my permission!
Tony: So what are you going as for Halloween?
Peter: A credit card. Because i’m always getting used or denied.