Peter: mr stark can harley and i play outside?
Tony: sure whatever i’m not your dad
Tony: nOT ON THE STREET
Incorrect HP Quote #31
Daisy - You can’t solve all your problems with sad flute music.
Nick,crying - I can try
Freddie: you can control humans by giving them cheese
John: cheese is so good though
Freddie: I got one
remus: can you stop calling peanut butter that?
sirius: what’s wrong with sticky nut juice?
remus: everything. every-fucking-thing.
remus: i like a guy who is environmentally aware
sirius, pointing outside: that’s a cloud
Tenzou: I think I can fit the whole world in my hands.
Iruka: That’s physically impossible.
Tenzou: *cups Iruka’s face smugly* Done.
Iruka: *blushes furiously* Get off me! I have a reputation to maintain!
Something my friend said:
Ravenclaw: duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it ￼￼can muffle the sound.
Probably my favorite thing she’s ever said
Kaminari: What does coffee taste like?
Shinshou: Unfortunately, not as good as it smells.
Kaminari: Oh, like shampoo.
Regulus: Stop flirting with me, Potter! This isn’t a game!
James: Oh yeah? So how come I’m winning?
Dash: Gah, I’m sick of everybody calling me short.
Applejack: Huh? Dashie, that you? Where’re you at?
Dash: I’m standing right in front of you.
Applejack: You are? Hold on, let me go get the magnifying glass. *snickers and walks away*
Dash: I’m gonna poison joke the fuck out of her.
Merlin: for the last time, Arthur. i am RIGHT HERE!!!!
Arthur: *surprised* what? MERLIN! you can’t just sneak up on me! Go away
Arthur in the distance: MER~LIN
Merlin: *complaining* he does this ALL DAY!!!!
Gwen at Merlin: I think he just likes saying your name
Morgana: More like screaming your name. Maybe you should give him better context ;) *wink wink*
Percy: Kill and kiss are only two letters off so your partner is always close to straight-up murdering you and your enemy is close to asking you out on a date
Annabeth: You’re not wrong about the first one