EPSILON: You know pi?
SIMMONS: What about pi?
EPSILON: Yeah, the thing is, I solved it.
SIMMONS: What do you mean you solved it?
EPSILON: I mean that's what a hotshot I am. I fuckin' solved it. Like, calculated it so much, I got to the end.
SIMMONS: Bullshit.
EPSILON: You wish it was bullshit. The last number is 4. Read it and fucking weep.
SIMMONS: It's not 4 you jackass, it's fucking nothing. There is no end.
EPSILON: Said the smug organic matter with a lifespan.
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