#incorrectwitwquotes

[amorisastrum]

Mole: If you're gonna call me a bitch, you better put blind in front of it. *takes glasses off* my way, my way or the high- *walks into wall*

#AHSKSKSK #FOUND THIS IN THE BOTTOM OF MY DRAFTS #witw #the wind in the willows musical #wind in the willows musical #mole #incorrectwitwquotes

[sardinesandhumbugs]

Police: We made a map of all the places Toad could be hiding.

Judge: This is just a map of England.

Police: We have no idea where he is.

#messing about in a boat on the river with queue #wind in the willows musical #incorrectwitwquotes

[dontbecattyratty]

Mrs. Otter: [Giving Mole advice on flirting with Ratty] Talk. Keep eye contact. Funny is good, but don’t be glib. And remember: if you hurt him I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Mole: …

Mrs. Otter: A vague disclaimer is nobody’s friend. Have fun!

#wind in the willows #witw #wind in the willows musical #incorrectwitwquotes #mrs otter #mole #memes #source: buffy the vampire slayer

[tiredboi51]

Mrs otter - uhm... Whys ratty curled up in the corner

Mole - he took one of those "which witw character are you?" quizzes.

Mrs otter - and?

Mole *sighing* - he got toad

Toad - *bursts in with a new creation* guess who got a jetpack

#wind in the willows musical #incorrectwitwquotes #Incorrect quotes #Poor ratty #Mole #Mrs otter #Toad

[sardinesandhumbugs]

Toad: Are you talking to yourself?

Badger: Yes. It’s the only way I can have an intelligent conversation around here.

#messing about in a boat on the river with queue #wind in the willows musical #incorrectwitwquotes

[sardinesandhumbugs]

Toad: Live fast, die young and leave behind a pretty corpse. That’s what I always say.

Rat: You should say something else.

#source: futurama #incorrectWitWquotes #wind in the willows musical #the wind in the willows

[sardinesandhumbugs]

Mole: Ratty, please keep an eye on Toad today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

Rat: Sure, I'd love to see Toad get punched.

Mole: Try again.

Rat: I will... stop Toad from getting punched?

Mole: Correct.

#source: b99 #wind in the willows musical #this is set during the period where rat is like #'toad deserves to be in jail grumble grumble grumble' #incorrectWitWquotes #messing about in a boat on the river with queue

[sardinesandhumbugs]

Toad: I hate when Ratty says, "Are you even listening to me?" It's such a random way to start a conversation...

#messing about in a boat on the river with queue #wind in the willows musical #incorrectwitwquotes

[dontbecattyratty]

Toad: Thanks Dad.

Toad: Why is everyone staring at me?

Rat: You just called Badger Dad. You said, “Thanks, Dad.”

Toad: What? No, I didn’t. I said, “Thanks, Badge.”

Badger: Do you see me as a father figure, Toad?

Toad: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure because you’re always bothering me.

#witw #wind in the willows #wind in the willows musical #witw musical #incorrectwitwquotes #toad #rat #badger #memes #hopefully this hasn’t been done yet

[sardinesandhumbugs]

Mole: Mark the day, Ratty. May 18th, 16:00.

Rat: Oh, Moley...

Rat: We’re well into October.

#messing about in a boat on the river with queue #wind in the willows musical #incorrectwitwquotes #just jumping on the 'mole is terrible at timekeeping' hc

[amorisastrum]

Mole: How many kids do you have?

Badger: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

#witw #wind in the willows musical #incorrectwitwquotes #mole #badger

[sardinesandhumbugs]

Badger: I told you to stay out of trouble.

Toad, on trial: Not my strong suit.

#source: hawkeye #wind in the willows musical #messing about in a boat on the river with queue #incorrectwitwquotes

[dontbecattyratty]

Rat: Yesterday I overheard Mole saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Toad replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

#wind in the willows musical #witw musical #incorrectwitwquotes #rat #mole #toad

[sardinesandhumbugs]

Badger: I can’t believe you would do something that stupid.

Toad: I think we can all believe that I can do something this stupid.

#wind in the willows musical #messing about in a boat on the river with queue #incorrectwitwquotes #suddenly remembered i had a few of these stashed away in my drafts

[sardinesandhumbugs]

I need Mole there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

Rat, probably

#incorrectWitWquotes #wind in the willows musical #messing about in a boat on the river with queue #source: texts from last night

[sardinesandhumbugs]

Toad: I want to be so loud that everyone hears me.

Mole: Why? What do you want to say?

Toad:

Toad: The message isn't as crucial as the volume.

#incorrectwitwquotes #wind in the willows musical #messing about in a boat on the river with queue