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[bluejay1624]

Incorrect Vinland Quotes

Askeladd: "You know what kid? Sometimes I feel like we can't really see, eye-to-eye."

Thorfinn: " That's because you're taller than me, asshole."

#incotrect quotes #incorrect vinland saga quotes #Thorfinn #askeladd #vinland saga #i saw this on pintrest and thought of them

[thranduilswifesblog]

Galadriel : my kink is a happy, fulfilling relationship

Celeborn, tied up on the bed : your kink is unrealistic. Stick to bondage like everyone else!

#the hobbit #the lord of the rings #rings of power #incorrect tolkien quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #galadriel #celeborn #incorret quotes #incorrect hobbit quotes #incorrect silmarillion quotes #incotrect rings of power quotes

[alrighty-vigilante]

Felix Faust: Sorry for psychologically scarring you.

Sebastian Faust: Which time?

#dc comics #dc comics shitposting #faustposting #ch: sebastian faust #sebastian faust #felix faust #ch: felix faust #incotrect quotes #dc incorrect quotes

[creativeemo07]

(Phone Rings)

Philza: (Picks up the Phone)Hello?

Technoblade: Hey,Do you just so happen to have $2,500 on you right now?

Philza: I--

Philza: Why do you even need that much money?

Technoblade:

Philza:

Techno:

Philza:

Techno:

Philza: Well?

Techno:....For a Escape-Room

Philza: Wha--What kind of Escape-Room Costs $2,500?!--

Techno: Jail.

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[crystalamaranth]

nobody:

nobody at all:

literally no one in beach city:

no one on earth:

white diamond:

YOO HOO

#white diamond #white diamond su #steven universe #su #su future #steven universe future #steven universe the movie #su movie #su the movie #steven universe incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #su incotrect quotes #INCOTRECT #lets try that again #su incorrect quotes

[house-of-wack]

Ellis: I don' get why ever'ones so bothered 'bout top or bottom like, I'd just be excited t' have a bunk bed!

Nick:

Nick: I'm gonna tell him.

Rochelle: Don't you dare!

#top or bottom #bunk bed #ellis sweetie #ellis l4d2 #ellis #ellis rp #rochelle l4d2 #rochelle #nick l4d2 #nick rp #nick #left 4 dead #left 4 dead 2 #left4dead #incorrect l4d #my blog is now an incotrect quotes blog #incorrect quotes #oops #l4d2 #l4d rp #l4d2 rp #l4d

[andrewjostn]

Jem: What are you doing? You just insulted our celebrity victim to his face.

Kit: You keep saying "celebrity," but he's drying his socks on a George Foreman grill.

#im posting again??? #yeet yeet bois sorry i ever left #kit herondale #jem carstairs #carstairs #herondale #kit carstairs #twp #love jem as a father tbh #the wicked powers #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #b99 quote #brooklyn nine-nine quote #incotrect quote #i also saw this anonymous post about mina and i get the point was to say an unpopular opninion but i love mina sm #and mina im sure will be included #is she just 'usesless'? because she isnt in the main peoples place if so that is kinda sucky of u to say smy #*smh

[ur-gal-mars]

Ponyboy: I've decided to move away before the summer.

Darry: what?! We were going to use this summer to become best friends!

#the outsiders incorrect quotes #the outsiders #darry #ponyboy #incotrect quotes #that 70s show

[bluejay1624]

Vinland Saga Incorrect Quotes

Thorfinn: Admit it. Your life would suck without me."

Canute: "My life will suck, regardless of weather you're in it or not."

Canute: "Thou I'll admit that with you around, it is at least interesting."

#thorfinn #canute #vinland saga #incotrect quotes #canute always has fun when thorfinn is around

[bluejay1624]

Lavi teaching Allen to drive.

Lavi: OK Allen so you're driving down the road and suddenly Lenalee and Kanda step onto the road. Quick, which one do you hit?

Allen: Oh Kanda for sure. I could never hurt Lenalee plus Komui would kill me.

Lavi massaging his temple: The breaks Allen. You hit the breaks.

Evil Allen: But why hit the breaks if I can just hit Kanda? 😈

Lavi: 👁👄👁

#d.gray-man #incotrect quotes #allen walker #kanda yuu #lavi #lenalee lee #komui lee #driving lesson #Allen didnt even hesitate to answer. #He would hit Kanda regardless #Lavi just gave up

[bluejay1624]

Incorrect DGM Quotes

Allen: I would die for you guys!

Kanda: .....

Lenalee: ...

Lavi: Yeasturday you said you'd die for a piece of candy. This doesn't make us feel very special.

Allen: I'd..........live for you guys?

All 3: WHY IS THAT A QUESTION!?

#allen walker #kanda yuu #lavi bookman #lenalee lee #d.gray-man #incotrect quotes

[bluejay1624]

Incorrect DGM quotes

Lavi: Allen did you eat all the powdered doughnuts?!

Allen: *clearly guilty* No.

Lavi: Oh really? Then what's that white powder on your face?

Allen: *panics* cocaine

#allen walker #lavi #d.gray-man #incotrect quotes #meme

[bluejay1624]

Incorrect DGM Quotes

There are two kinds of couples in this world.

Lenalee: Lavi I can't sleep.

Lavi: that's ok. I'll stay up with you.

Lavi & Lenalee:* cuddle close*

Lavi: *stays awake until Lenalee falls asleep*

*******

Allen: I can't sleep.

Kanda: Well I can so shut up or get the fuck out.

#d.gray-man #lavi #allen walker #lenalee lee #kanda yuu #incotrect quotes #two kinds of couples

[bluejay1624]

Incorrect quotes.

Nea: Listen am very responsible when it comes to other people.

Nea: But if its me, am ready to swallow 10 euro in cents just to prove am right.

#nea d.campbell #neah walker #d.gray-man #incotrect quotes

[house-of-wack]

Ellis: Y'all think I c'n fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth at once?

Coach: You're a hazard, boy.

Nick: He's also a coward, do twenty.

#oop #im actually gonna do this #forever #my blog is now an incotrect quotes blog #incorrect quotes #nick l4d2 #ellis l4d2 #coach l4d2 #left 4 dead #left 4 dead 2 #left4dead #l4d2 #l4d rp #l4d2 rp #l4d