Reverse starter call!! I've not got my current muses up yet but I will do shortly!
Yee haw! M//, original, discord, light-hearted
howdy, howdy friends! sweet baby jesus in a hickory rocker, what a year. i am vaxxed and waxed and looking for writing buddies once again after a year plus... things are still the same with me though, my tastes are more steady and predictable than bears shitting in the woods.
i hope you and your loved ones have been well, genuinely. it's been a scary year, and i hope to provide some humor and distraction if you are interested in writing with me.
hi, i am 27, she/her, cst, and i work fulltime as well as go to school part-time, so while i cannot promise rapidfire posts, i am becoming better about daily posts! as long as they're relatively short, sweet, and to the point. i am not the person for you if you like posts that average longer than 3 paragraphs, my average is often comfortably lower.
limits/fun factoids about my style/"tl;dr are we compatible?" first:
+ when reaching out to me, please tell me your limits and any plot/character ideas!
+ addendum: i will not respond to messages that don't contain any information about you, your limits, and what you're looking to write or what characters you'd like to use! it doesn't need to be completely fleshed out, thanks!
+ i'm adaptable and laidback! however, i do not write pedophilia, rape/sexual assault, incest, abusive relationships, romantic large age gaps, nor master x slave.
+ i will not write with minors either, strongly preferred that you are 21+
+ quality is far more valuable than quantity regarding length. i prefer shorter nowadays! those tasty, 1-3 para potato chip rps, so to speak c:
+ third person only, please
+ i admittedly have a preference for m// lately
+ i prefer writing middle-aged to older farts! i'd love if you did as well
+ i love ooc chatter! i'd prefer it if you did too, but it is not a dealbreaker
+ if you're not feeling it or if life happens, that's okay. you are free to either tell me you want a change, drop altogether, or ghost, it's all good i promise ❤️
+ i am not the person for serious or dark stories, sprinkles of angst are fine - but i am not the person for a trauma trainride. i respect it, but i am the kind of person who enjoys a bit of coffee with my cup of cream and sugar and dilfs
+ post apocalypse slice of life is also great. with plenty of humor to spare.
+ something silly about a witch and their familiar
+ anything with werewolves and their human beloved very concerned about the recent furniture chewing phase, and wow is frontline expensive for a 400lb beast.
+ something a bit more rocky, but an old fashioned western physician falling for an outlaw/ sheriff/ rancher, etc. bonus points for post-apoc and western themed. please, i got the perfect ole grizzled doc for this c:
+ i love modern c: i am happy writing about firefighters and lawyers, scientists, military readjusting to civilian life, boring divorced dads who find lifelong love with other divorced dads, fluffy slice-of-life, etc.
+ btw, i am not a history buff - so be prepared for anachronisms galore! which might mean plumbing and dental care centuries before it was introduced.
+ noire crime! old grizzled detectives and their partners in crime trying to figure out these gosh dang murders. dang killers, bringing down everyone's vibes.
+ a detective moving to a podunk old town, with a ~mysterious past~. however, there isn't any mysterious past, the locals just humor the guy and i have a soft spot for the detective falling for the sheriff while constantly heckling him for assistance.
+ western! please, just... anything western. i love cowboys, ranches, train robberies, just... i will maybe propose if you let me indulge this.
[fantasy & monsters]
+ i am also happy to write fantasy!
+ fantasy can genuinely be blended into anything, into modern, sci-fi, post apocalyptic, etc.
+ i am also happy with pure, vanilla, cheesy fantasy - with kings, queens, beautiful warhorses and kingdoms by the sea, and conventionally attractive people with healthy teeth and... far less dysentery.
+ i am happy to write sci-fi into fantasy - hunters/mercenaries with eyes that can hologram maps and prey, platinum horses made of gaskets and titanium joints who breathe steam, a kingdom in the sky, anything!
[... guilty pleasures]
+ i love the cheesy and humorous things to temper the chaos. love writing that domestic, usually peaceful, sweet life of two happy people who have been together for ages or just met in their golden years after struggle and just... working for their happy endings.
+ though i am not usually interested in cheesy, obnoxious tropes... i have a soft spot for two grumpy, gruff guys falling for each other c:
+ this is hardly an exhaustive list of ideas or themes that interest me! if you have something in mind that you do not see, or anything at all, please do let me know! i love brainstorming and hearing ideas c:
+ note: i love writing with pretty boy archetypes!! but i am inundated with them at the moment in my current threads, bring me yer more grizzled and rough and tough boys! the two characters i have in mind are too old and boring to keep up with pretty, lithe youngins!
what characters do i have in mind?
plenty! craving two in particular, but i have plenty more in mind if the following two don't catch your interest:
+ one is svelte, aloof, posh, thoughtful. the very characterization of something like... a sleek, abyssinian cat playing the cello. intriguing, a little odd, an intimidating, coded villain - but really, just socially awkward, and a sweetheart.
+ the other is beefy, grumpy, and also... a goof at the core. the archetype of an ornery grandpa with the warmest heart and a distinguished grey streak in his hair.
both are middle-aged men and adaptable to anything from old-fashioned fantasy, to modern, to sci-fi, to fantasy-modern hybrids, to post apocalyptic. they can be rogues, kings, survivors, lawyers, detectives, chefs, scientists, neighbors, loyal right-hands, anything from protectors and anchors to the village/office boob.
i am preferring to write the former gentleman, but i am up to write either, or someone completely different!
i am also happy to elaborate upon contact if you are interested! fortunately, each one is more complex than several adjectives and a stereotypical archetype. i'd also love to hear the characters you have in mind!
are you interested?
nice dm me at howdy^3#6518 on discord
open to males
plot: come tease her awake
It’d been a long and tiring day, and right after Mya took a shower she passed out on her bed. She hadn’t even been able to change into her pjs, laying on top of her sheets in just a towel. She had shifted around enough in her sleep that now the towel was hiked up around her waist, her plump round ass on full display for anyone to walk in and see.
hi, im just a poor gay asking to please put if you accept m/m and f/f in your starters, i don't wanna reply to someone and they don't reply to it because they don't do queer ships. thank you very much, i love you.
Open: any (m 39+ only for potential romance)
Connection: stranger, colleague, friend - basically your muse found him after an incident (something at work, maybe he was attacked by a criminal or something idk take it wherever you like!) Or for a plot twist, maybe your muse is the one who did the attacking?
He startled awake quite suddenly, his entire body aching with what he was sure were bruises. His head was spinning and a groan passed his lips as he pushed himself up onto his elbows and looked around the room.
He spotted the figure standing over him and blinked a few times, waiting for his vision to clear as he tried to remember what had led up to this moment. “What the hell happened? Where am I?”
the ones who know only business, who have the most stoic of expressions and the quickest of tongues, who have their feet planted on the ground with a clear path ahead of them. they are often serious, always calculating and scheming, the world around them a chessboard and they are the pieces needing to work in order to check the king. some are meeting goals to keep families intact, some are manipulating and catapulting until they’re in the highest position of the social ladder. even with different endpoints, they all have a passion and determination relatively unmatched. sit down in the office with them - the suits would like to have a few words with you.
under the read more, please find the list of mortal muses falling under the category of the suits. you can find them on this page as well as the other mortals using this link [ ✿ ]. for info regarding shipping, please go to the main muses page in my navigation ( their season is next to their age for easier finding ) or feel free to im me for more info. NOTE: individual pages are a work in progress
PLEASE LIKE THIS IF YOU WANT A STARTER FROM ANY OF THE MUSES BELOW
hiraya adlawan ( 24 - light summer ):
the unknown blessing, hiraya is a college student with an undecided major and also works part-time as a waitress and employee at a video gaming center / restaurant. an overachiever with the belief that she needs to work twice as hard as anyone to reach her dreams, she constantly pushes herself. exhausted and never really knowing when to take care of herself, she’s just hoping that all of this will be worth it in the end
choi jongho ( 23 - light autumn ):
the righthand detective, jongho is a full time law student. serious and hard working, he’s not one for games though he’s always dealing with his best friend, seungmin. he’s failed his test to pass law school multiple times, always waiting until seungmin can pass too. he needs some fun in his life but when you’re constantly working, it’s a bit difficult to pull away from
choi sanggyu ( 25 - dark summer ):
the jewel prince, sanggyu is a jewelry maker and the heir to choi jewelry. a disney prince in real life, he has everything in his hands. he’s charming and handsome, and he’ll make you custom pieces whenever you’d like. he’s currently preparing for his wedding but he’s always free if you ever need a friend
kang minsu ( 30 - light autumn ):
the wise heart, minsu is a librarian and a dancer with the street dance group, new age machines. having raised his younger brother on his own, he’s learned how to live and survive for the two of them. he wants to live a peaceful life. he’s wise beyond his years and he’ll offer advice if you ever need a friend
jade andaya keilani lee ( 25 - light autumn ):
the island girl, jade is a gym coach and personal trainer. family-oriented and a hard worker, she believes in always doing the best for others and putting others before herself especially when it comes to the ones you love. sweet and kind, her appearance may give off intimidation but she’s always there whenever you need a shoulder to cry on
domenico lucian mendoza ( 26 - dark winter ):
grace of god, domenico is a vineyard owner and wine seller of mendoza grapes. believing that he should have been the demigod child of lord tartarus and maria mendoza, he’s out to prove himself to the old god. he’s ruthless and apathetic. step into his path and you might end up a puppet
tanaka ryusei ( 26 - dark winter ):
the undercover ink, ryusei is an undercover agent and spy posing as a tattoo artist and hair stylist. he doesn’t have time for games, doing whatever he can to keep his perfect record. rarely cracking a smile, you’d be hard pressed to ever find him with one. but may you’ll be the first to see the little tilt of his lips upwards
quinn yara white ( 30 - dark summer ):
the unknown detective, quinn is a detective at city heights district. mysterious, she guards her secrets close to her heart. she takes her job seriously and will do anything to help those in need even if getting to the results may not be orthodox
yang joohyuk ( 26 - light autumn ):
the wandering song, joohyuk is the bar owner and bartender of blue song bar, and an aspiring lyricist and composer. a man who has given up his dreams to take care of his rather difficult brother and to manage his establishment, he’s trying to find his footing to get back on the path he’s always believed was meant for him. it’s a bit of work but he’s doing whatever he can to get there
open to males
plot: first time
Skye sighed out softly, laying down on the bed and taking his hand into hers. She was nervous to say what she was about to, but having it be him rather than anyone else made her feel safer. He meant a lot to her, he was her best friend. “Hey, so I’m really glad you agreed to come over. But I need to let you know that I kinda invited you for a specific reason, not just to spend time together.” She looked into his eyes, wondering what he could be thinking right now. “Here’s the thing...I know I seem like a very sexually charged person but...I’ve actually never had sex.” The blonde tried her best not to blush, her eyes avoiding his for a moment. “...The reason I’m telling you this is because, well, I want you to be the one to take my virginity.” She forced the last words out as quickly as possible, then glanced up at him, waiting for his response.
Open: m 40+
Connection: boyfriend, fiancé, husband
“Do we have to discuss this now?” Mira turned away from the mirror and looked to him, the tension having been building all afternoon. She was upset, frustrated, however this night was important for her and she needed them to keep up appearances. The museum was banking on her to make a speech that would convince investors to do what they did best, and if she was thinking about her relationship troubles, it would only impact her performance. “The car will be here in ten minutes and I really can’t be dealing with this right now.”
open to: w / m / nb.
plot: poly magic ! ( you can decide which other of my muses is involved aka: the partner ! )
“yes, i’m well aware you have a partner, and i don’t care. you know why?” he asks, pausing -- allowing them to mull it over for a beat -- though it’s more so for dramatic effect. soon enough however, a smirk curls against his lips and he’s sauntering closer, slowly but surely. “...because i want both of you.”
it’s fairly late here on the east coast but for any lurking eyes out there , i just finished tidying up my blog and am looking to get back in to writing ! so LIKE this if you’d like a starter from any of my muses 🤍
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open to males
plot: some good smutty shower sex
“Oh god...” The blonde’s body was burning up, every single one of his touches driving her further off the edge. Brooklyn couldn’t really recall how the two of them got into this situation, but it was way too late now. She was already aching for him to stuff her full of his cock, and ravage her like the good little slut she was. Though he seemed to be taking his sweet time with her, kissing and caressing every inch of her body. Normally she wouldn’t complain, but seeing as she was in a very needy headspace, she was having a hard time being patient. “I c-can’t...Please...” She whimpered, gripping the nape of his neck as he sucked on her collarbone.
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open to: f/nb (non mutuals & mutuals) | loosely based x
PLAYING NICE WAS HARDLY SOMETHING SHE’D EVER BEEN GOOD AT. Blame it on the toxic cocktail of baggage, trauma, and a poor fucking upbringing, or maybe just a general lack of giving a fuck when it came to society’s standards. Whatever it was, it was part of what made her mouth absolutely deadly when she wanted it to be, and now, now was apparently exactly that time. Getting up from her seat now that it was only the two of them, she pulled her jacket from the back of the chair. “Does she know you’re still fucking her in our bed, or is that our last secret, always?” The way she said the last word, it was close to giving it teeth, with the intention to bite, to sting, to scar. Nothing like a touch of nostalgia in the nickname to bring salt to the wound they’d both created.
open to m/nb 32+.
connections: boyfriend/partner/husband, lawyer he works with, lawyer from a rival firm, etc. nothing taboo.
"hey, we shouldn't be doing this here," jonathan murmured as he was being pushed back against his desk. his fingers were tangled through the other's hair as they kissed, and despite his words he showed no intentions of stopping. "couldn't even wait until after work? you have to show up in my office in the middle of the day just to feel me up?"
“I can’t believe you went out with this guy. I told you it’d be bad” Morgan chuckled as she sat down on her friend’s bed. Because they lived next to each other, it was easy to drop by and stalk each other at this late hour and since her friend had just gone on a terrible date, Morgan decided to check in.
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hey lovelies. i’m still looking for discord partners for sm*t threads. all t*boo connections and k*nks are loved and appreciated. the darker, the better. i’m looking to explore writing the submissive female side of things for once, so if any of this sounds like something you’re interested in, leave a like, or drop a message in my dms. open to mxf or fxf. whatever floats your boat. also if you liked a post in the past and i didn’t reach out, please message me, as i did have trouble accessing some people’s ims.
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i also sort of want a plot based on queen bee by lauren sanderson, literally any fletcher song, or 1950 by king princess. unrelated, and in a non-west virginian way, familial plots (give a bitch some world building, feel me?). like this if i can come harass you any or all of the above.
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Open to: All
“Nope... We’re not closed, it’s just a really quiet day. Sit yourself anywhere you like and I’ll be right with you. Looks like you’re the guest of honor, right now. Got the whole place to yourself.”
Open to: All
“I mean... It’s not my fault he couldn’t keep it in his pants. I didn’t force him to fuck me, you know? I just gave him the opportunity and he took it. Don’t blame the messenger, babe. I did you a favor, the guy was scum anyway, and like... a three out of ten in bed. It was obvious he wasn’t going to get me there so I walked out on him anyway. We both deserve better... well... I mean I definitely do.”
Hi there! I’d give a gold star to anyone who brought me a Cillian Murphy or Manny Montana fc to write against.
it is pride month and i have very few gay things. give me more gay things. give me all the lgbtqiap+ muses. give me wlw and mlm ships. give me your nonbinary and trans muses. give me angst, fluff, smut, horror, all of it ! just give me the gay stuff please.
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