Poly 141 with a reader that has a infinite stomach
Gaz: I know we are at an all you can eat buffet but….
Soap, impressed: Fuckin hell that's thair 10th plate…
Price, concerned : Y/N— slow down—
Y/N, muffling on her food : I think I’ll have enough appetite for dessert!
Ghost: You THINK?
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Yamato: Hey, have you read Icha Icha Paradise?
Obito: I've never heard of it
Yamato: What?! Have you been living under a roc-
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crowley: i can’t believe clowns are real,, what the fuck,,,,,
beelzebub: DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS??
crowley: SHUT UP!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
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Lucy: There’s something I want to do
Natsu: Yeah, let’s do it.
Lucy: You don’t even know what it is yet…
Natsu: Does it involve you?
Lucy: Yes ?
Natsu: Then yeah, let’s do it. 💕😁
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Ganondorf: exists
Me: YOU DONT SCARE ME! I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL! IN AMERICA!
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No me dejé aplastar por los escombros.
-Dark prince
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Vivo en un sentimiento de añoranza constante por lo que pudo ser y no fue ... 🐟
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Dylan: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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(Cassy nervously paces up and down the hallway of her apartment)
Cassy: I'm gonna do it...
Mattie: "do what exactly?
(She proceeds to run at the wall with force headbutting it on her way down)
Julia: "omg! are you okay!!!
Mattie: "dude wtf was that???
(Cassy furrows her gaze towards mattie)
Cassy: "I thought I'd give it a try"
Mattie: " and this is who we trust with our lives?
Anya: " so they just let anyone work at these hospitals huhh?
Anya and mattie both burst into laughter whilst cassy crosses her arms in anger
Cassy: "yeah yeah, very funny
(Julia lifts her hand to her face and giggles)
(Cassy points at julia)
Cassy: "not you too!
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Ghost, we’ve talked about this…
Soap , singing Karaoke in the living room: What is love?!
Ghost, supposed to also be singing: painful, excruciating, lonely, no one will ever love me.
Price , Gaz , Y/N, and Soap: ….
Price , Gaz , Y/N, and Soap: WE’RE RIGHT HERE?!?!
Ghost: Oh, that’s right.
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the marauders as things my friends have said (pt 1)
sirius: ooh, i know! what if we-
remus: no.
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sirius (drunk): is that a deer?! i think that’s a deer
remus: it’s a stag, actually
sirius (screaming): where’s prongs when you need him?! back off, foul beast!
peter: it’s probably just james-
sirius: *smacks stag*
james (transforming back): you disgusting dog!!
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james: lilyflower hasn’t yelled at me yet today! that must mean i’m making progress :D
remus: james, it’s literally four in the morning-
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lily: james fleamont potter!!!
sirius: ooh, full name! you’re in for it now, mate
james: ..please don’t put anything dumb on my gravestone-
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aziraphale: text me when you’re home safely.
crowley: i’m home dangerously
aziraphale: stop it
crowley: i’m home lethally
who’d expect an indirect quote post from moi.
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Shadow: You're not my friend anymore
Sonic: I WAS YOUR FRIEND???
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