#ineffable chatfics

[fakemichaelsheen]

-the bookshop-

aziraphale: *enters*

gabriel, smiling: hey, your spouse went to get coffee

aziraphale, nods: right. okay

aziraphale: ...

aziraphale, realises: what? crowley isn't my spouse

gabriel, chuckles: yeah, they are

aziraphale, insistent: no!

gabriel, matter-of-fact: well, you knew who I was talking about so *shrugs*

aziraphale, panicking: that- I don't- it's irrelevant

gabriel, mutters: you're irrelevant

aziraphale, folds his arms: for your information, crowley and I are above such basic human social conventions. what we have means so much more than that

gabriel, sighs wistfully: must be nice having a spouse

aziraphale, huffs: *walks off haughtily*

gabriel: :D

-later-

crowley, returning with coffee: angel?

gabriel, appears from behind a bookcase, continues dusting: your husband's in the back

crowley, heads to the back room: thanks

#aziraphale curious: are we married? / crowley tired: I think we invented it angel #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable chatfics

[suzypfonne]

I think the *implied offscreen intimate shenanigans* trope would be so cute on GO.

Just like, Crowley and Aziraphale are called in from another room and arrive disheveled: buttons are mismatched, hair is mussed, and someone's pants are on backwards. I'm especially giddy at the thought of Aziraphale's eye-pencil-mustache being smudged all over Crowley's face, and them just trying to "act normal" in the worst way.

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Maggie: Mr Crowley, you have something on your cheek.

Crowley: I don't. *sniff*

Nina, snidely: And your trousers are on the wrong way round.

Crowley: Ngk 'S'stylish.

Aziraphale, with half a mustache: 😳

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #gomens #david tennant #michael sheen #ineffable idiots #tv tropes #they were getting messy offscreen #lipstick on your collar #adorable #so much squee #ineffable chatfics

[sky-neverending]

what should i work on during the hurricane? (i can’t promise to stick to one but i want to see what y’all want)

#stranger things #six of crows #shadow and bone netflix #young royals #steddie #shadowhunters #fanfic #fanfiction #fanfic polls #sky’s stardust #good omens

[angel-and-serpent]

I see your freckled Crowley headcanon and raise you:

What if he consciously made them appear from each time he and Aziraphale had physical contact over the years? Each one is a cherished souvenir that he took away from each encounter. Running his fingers over them afterwards with adoration and replaying the moment over in his mind. Afterwards he can safely cover them up with his clothes and nobody, not the legions of Hell or even his Angel, would ever know their deep sentimental value.

Years later Aziraphale catches sight of the freckles, cast with precision across Crowley's shoulders, arms, and beyond. Aziraphale exclaims:

"My goodness. I had no idea you were so sensitive!"

"Nngghk?!"

"To the sun."

"Urhh, yeah, yeah."

"In that case, what would you say if we changed our plans for today... and had a nice quiet evening in together instead?"

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziraphale and crowley #ineffable chatfics #freckled crowley #good omens headcanons #headcanon

[strawberryaziraphale]

I’m pretty sure this comment on a post on my sideblog @fakemichaelsheen is the best one I’ve ever gotten

#serves me write for writing ineffable chatfics I suppose #my posts

[jackson-overland-frost]

My Fics Masterpost

I’ll update this whenever I write more, but it seems like a good thing to have on my tumblr, at least. Sorted by series/universe first, and then by fandom. Obviously, let me know if any of the links don’t work or the information is wrong!

It’s That AU

Fandom — Marvel Cinematic Universe, Main Pairing — Parkner, Alternate Universe — Canon Divergence, on hiatus/discontinued

Regretfully what I’m most well-known for. No over-arching plot line.

Another Field Trip Fic

2 parts, 10,091 words, complete

The traditional “Peter’s class takes a field trip to Stark Industries” trope, + some parkner thrown in there

Midtown Visitor

1 part, 2,259 words, complete

Harley takes a little saunter on down to “Midtown School of Science and whatever”, as I so elegantly put it in 2019

Obligatory Valentine’s Day Fic

1 part, 3,403 words, complete

An fluffy romantic explanation of an in-universe gadget that’s basically a smart watch. I dunno why I thought updating on Valentine’s Day was an obligation though. Yes, I know I spelled James “Rhodey” Rhodes’ name wrong, you can stop tell me.

Career Day (or alternatively, Midtown Visitor part 2)

1 part, 1,896 words, complete

Tony Stark takes a little saunter on down to “Midtown School of Science and whatever” for career day. Another tried and true trope of the fandom.

The Meme Kids™

1 part, 1,502 words, on hiatus/discontinued

Peter, Harley, Shuri, Ned, and MJ are certainly an iconic squad. Shame I can’t come up with any stories to tell about them though. This one’s discontinued, sorry.

Lab Renovations

1 part, 4,831 words, complete

Parkner goes out to do some interior design. Mostly description. How did I used to write one of these a week?

Against All Odds

2 parts, 2,636 words, on hiatus/discontinued

Wow, I hate this fic and it’s premise with a burning passion now! You can still read it if you want but yikes.

Crows, Spirits, and Human Antics

Fandom — Danny Phantom, Main Pairing — none, Alternate Universe — Nature Spirits, on hiatus

Man would I love to continue writing this, I adore this au/series so much!! Unfortunately I’m swamped, so.

Crows, Kitchens, and Hot Chocolate

1 part, 1620 words, complete

Danny finally returns to the human world to visit his little sister, fellow crow spirit Danielle. Written for Ectober week 2019. Prompt: Artifact/Nursery Rhyme

The Coldhands Project

Fandoms — Danny Phantom, Rise of the Guardians (2012), Main Pairing — coldhands (Danny Fenton/Jack Frost), Post-canon but with the Phantom Planet exception, ongoing

Currently ongoing, partially pre-written. This is my current pet-project, my baby, my blood sweat and tears, my pride and joy. AKA no I am not accepting critique on this one, sorry. Planned to continue into 2022

Frosted Shadows

32 parts, 79,211 words, complete

An ancient evil from the Golden Ages has been awoken in deep space. Clockwork assembles a team of teenagers to take it out. Two of them fall in love in the process.

The High Council

1 part, 1373 words, complete

Clockwork goes to justify his new apprentice in front of the observant high council. Can stand alone

Yeah, That’s Chill

5/? parts, 4328 words, incomplete

Chatfic that takes place after Frosted Shadows, goes along with the series and plays parallel to the real world (aka the dates and times are when I wrote them). Just shenanigans, with no overarching plot at present. Inconsistent updates.

MCU Stand-Alones

I’m Sorry

1 part, 503 words, complete

Poetry angst, I wrote this basically right after I watched infinity war while bored in class, which honestly tells you all you need to know.

Dream of Me

3 parts, 28,320 words, complete

Alternate Universe — Faeries, the only parkner fic I’m currently happy with. Written for the 2019 Parkner Christmas Exchange for @persephoneblackrose (sorry for the @ dude). Harley is trying to run away from home while also protecting his little sister Abby, in the only way he knows how. Is getting a sequel this Christmas~

Danny Phantom Stand-Alones

Phanniemay Prompts

23 parts, 8,512 words, complete

Written for phanniemay 2019

Scantily Clad Boys Are More Competent Than You May Have Previously Assumed

1 part, 2,050 words, complete

Written for Ectober week 2019. Prompt: Cauldron/Electricity

Other

A New Shade of Dark

1 part, 1,146 words, complete

Fandom — Greek Mythology/Original Fiction

A retelling of the traditional Hades/Persephone myth in my writing style from 2018. My first story on AO3.

Night Sky

1 part, 630 words, complete

Fandom — Original Fiction

A written personification of the night sky and it’s various aspects, in my writing style from 2018.

Desert

1 part, 852 words, complete

Fandom — Welcome to Nightvale/Original Fiction

The story of an original character in an interpretation of Nightvale’s universe, in my writing style from 2018.

I will pay the bill (you taste the wine)

2 parts, 1,361 words, incomplete

Fandom — Good Omens

Ineffable Husbands tour the world (a story revolving around descriptions of good food). Will continue once the pandemic is over and I’m able to consume acceptable sustenance once again.

Benevolent Possesion

1 part, 4,602 words, complete (probably)

Fandom — Buzzfeed Unsolved

Whatever the equivalent of being a roommate, but instead of sharing a dorm you shared a body was, Ricky Goldsworth was that. Just tagging along in Ryan’s mind. I’ve been asked to continue this, but I dunno yet. Inspired by the benevolent possesion tumblr post by @ernmark (sorry for the @ dude)

#rise of the guardians #jack frost #danny phantom #ricky goldsworth #danny fenton #coldhands #jack frost x danny fenton #jack frost/danny fenton #parkner #harley keener x peter parker #harleypeter #my writing #fic masterpost #buzzfeed unsolved #ryan bergara #shane madej #marvel #good omens #ineffable husbands #wtnv #phanniemay2019 #ectober2019 #ao3fic #ao3 #you can reblog this if you want #but I’ll be updating it pretty constantly

[ao3feed-goodomens]

snakesnacc and a.fell

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2JwKp8c

by planetundersiege

Crowley buys Aziraphale a smartphone.

Aka a chatfic I wrote when I was drunk and forgot about until now.

Words: 268, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of Drunk Writing

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Drabble, Crack, Chatlogs, I Was Drunk When I Wrote This, Wordcount: 100-500, No Plot/Plotless

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2JwKp8c

#ao3feed #fanfic #Good Omens

[ao3feed-ineffablehusbandz]

snakesnacc and a.fell

by planetundersiege

Crowley buys Aziraphale a smartphone.

Aka a chatfic I wrote when I was drunk and forgot about until now.

Words: 268, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of Drunk Writing

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Drabble, Crack, Chatlogs, I Was Drunk When I Wrote This, Wordcount: 100-500, No Plot/Plotless

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/23425840

#ao3feed ineffablehusbandz #ineffable husbands #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #anthonyjcrowl

[ao3feed-crowley]

snakesnacc and a.fell

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/39zj2ow

by planetundersiege

Crowley buys Aziraphale a smartphone.

Aka a chatfic I wrote when I was drunk and forgot about until now.

Words: 268, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of Drunk Writing

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Drabble, Crack, Chatlogs, I Was Drunk When I Wrote This, Wordcount: 100-500, No Plot/Plotless

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/39zj2ow

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #Crowley

[fakemichaelsheen]

-the bookshop-

aziraphale: *pacing*

crowley: *enters*

aziraphale, exasperated: where have you been?

crowley, confused: I thought you said-

aziraphale: I need your help

crowley, suspicious: okay…

aziraphale, wringing his hands: whilst you were gone, mr brown visited and he…well, he made it clear he wanted to…take me out on a date

crowley, bitter: I see

aziraphale, clears his throat: I, um, to get out of it I-I told him……..you’re my husband

crowley, raises his eyebrows: you did what?

aziraphale, flustered: I panicked! I didn’t know what else to say. he was rather persistent

crowley: so what…we have to act like we’re married around him?

aziraphale, dismissive: oh, I wouldn’t worry. I doubt he’ll be back anytime soon

mr brown, enters: hey mr fell-

aziraphale: *grabs crowley’s face and kisses him*

mr brown, coughs: err, sorry to interrupt…

aziraphale, lets crowley go: oh, sorry, mr brown, we didn’t see you there

mr brown, awkward: yeah just…forgot my hat

crowley, dazed: do you want to stay for dinner?

aziraphale, hisses: crowley!

#*at dinner* mr brown: i had no idea you were married / az sitting in crowley’s lap: we do hide it well #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable chatfics

[fakemichaelsheen]

-the south downs-

aziraphale, on the phone: oh yes it really is lovely out here. I can’t wait for you to see it. and I hear you and Nina have set a date *pauses* of course we’ll be there we wouldn’t miss it for the world *pauses* crowley? he’s-

crowley, bursts in, brandishing cabbages: ha! I’d like to see mrs. newman win the gardener’s association competition now! she thinks her rhododendrons are so perfect. we’ll see about that

aziraphale: …

aziraphale, sighs: he’s fine

#crowley when she still wins anyway: *under his breath* newman #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable chatfics

[fakemichaelsheen]

-give me coffee-

aziraphale: *sipping coffee*

nina, cleaning tables: I didn’t mean to get you in trouble the other day

aziraphale: sorry?

nina, shrugs: with your partner. when I mentioned your ‘naked man friend’...

aziraphale, chuckles nervously: oh no. not at all. that was- well, we dealt with it

nina, smiles: I wish my partner was as understanding as yours

aziraphale, fond: ah, well, crowley likes to think he’s above being kind and loving. the truth is he’s the most compassionate, lovely person I’ve ever met

nina: how long have you been together?

aziraphale, confused: together? we’re not together

nina, chuckles, shakes her head: yeah, that’s what he said 

aziraphale, suddenly interested: what? who?

nina: your fella. or friend, whoever he is.

aziraphale, nonchalant: and what else did he say?

nina, shrugs: I thought you might be his bit on the side. he said you were too pure of heart for that kind of thing

aziraphale, nods: exactly. crowley and I have just known each other a long time. that’s all there is to it

nina, folds her arms: where is he now?

aziraphale, happily: he’s making breakfast reservations. he said it’s been a while since we dined together. just the two of us. I’m looking forward to it, I have missed him

nina: *raises her eyebrows*

aziraphale, insistent: we’re not together

#pour one out for nina #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable chatfics

[fakemichaelsheen]

crowley, bitter: I see how it is

aziraphale, sighs: crowley

crowley: I go to sleep for a few weeks-

aziraphale: -four years

crowley, gesturing: and you shack up with the enemy

gabriel: *grinning stupidly*

aziraphale, rubbing his temple: it’s not like that

crowley, pouts: well I don’t need you anyway. maybe I’ll go off with hastur. see how you like it *storms off*

aziraphale: …

gabriel, still smiling: he seems nice

#poor jealous baby #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable chatfics

[fakemichaelsheen]

-give me coffee-

aziraphale: *slumped, his head on the table *

nina, places coffee in front of him: you alright there?

aziraphale: *shakes his head*

nina, smirking: your fella wearing that turtleneck again?

aziraphale: *nods*

nina, takes the coffee away: I’ll get you something stronger

#crowley wearing a crop top: my shirt shrunk in the wash / aziraphale: *discorporates* #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable chatfics

[fakemichaelsheen]

-give me coffee-

nina: hey, whilst we're on the subject, I know someone who would be perfect for your friend

aziraphale, nearly chokes on his coffee: what?

nina, shrugs: well, you're not together, are you?

aziraphale, hesitates: well, no-

nina, drumming her fingers: and, you know, my friend thinks he's attractive

aziraphale, scoffs: crowley is attractive

nina, pulls a face: really? I don't see it

aziraphale, incredulous: excuse me? I understand you prefer women, nina, but you'd have to be blind not to see crowley's beauty. his eyes, the way he walks, his voice, his kindness, his warmth

nina, holds up her hand: i'm gonna stop you there because I've got customers to deal with *stands from their table* ask him out or I swear I will go and find a gay friend to seduce him *goes to the counter* next!

aziraphale: ...

#crowley: do you even know any men? / maggie: pfft. yeah. loads. all gay. all into mr fell / crowley: do they have a support group? #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable chatfics

[fakemichaelsheen]

-the bookshop-

aziraphale, stern: now, listen carefully. you have to understand some things

crowley, gestures between himself and aziraphale: we. are. NOT. married

gabriel, sitting in a chair, looking between them: really? seems unlikely

aziraphale, straightening his jacket: it's true

crowley, nods: yep

gabriel, shakes his head: I dunno, man. I've read a lot of books since I've been here. marriage looks a lot like you guys

aziraphale, insistent: we're not married! there was no wedding. there is no ring. no dance. crowley is not my spouse

crowley: ...

aziraphale, nudges him: tell him!

crowley, mutters: there might be a ring

aziraphale, hisses: you're telling me this now?

crowley, whispers loudly: I didn't exactly plan it like this, angel!

aziraphale: ...

aziraphale, smiles: oh, crowley. you planned something?

crowley, shrugs: maybe

gabriel, looks between them: am I invited?

aziraphale & crowley: ...

#azi: you really had a ring? / crowley: course. had it for ages / azi: I don't know what I'm supposed to do with mine now / crowley: whAT #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable chatfics