#ineffable teachers

[cliopadra]

WE’RE GETTING A SEASON THREE!!!???!!!

#sorry that I’m freaking out several hours late #the news dropped while I was in the middle of teaching so I just spent the last few hours silently screaming while trying to act like a #teacher #my art #good omens #good omens season 3 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens fanart #cliopadra blabbers on

[foolishlovers]

anything can be a good omens au if you’re unhinged enough

#share ur wildest au ideas in the reblogs/comments if u want to pls #i’m still stuck on my h2o just add water au #crowley as rapunzel? gut-wrenching the hunger games au? superstore au with all the found family vibes? #riverdale au but they’re the parents oblivious to their kids establishing new time lines left and right #jurassic park au and they’re both dinosaurs just trying to munch on some grass #ineffable wives in a the wilds au making out on the beach while everyone else is fighting for their lives #glee au they’re teachers from another school reporting mr shue for being creepy af #crowley knows all the dances to high school musical in a modern family au #desperate housewives au but they don’t have any annoying husbands #barbie fairytopia au with rainbow wings do i need to say anything more #love island au they have a fake dating arrangement to get social media famous but they fall for each other anyways #claire’s au aziraphale gets his first piercing crowley shoots it #durex au crowley and aziraphale meet filming an ad for- [gunshot] #ok lemme stop here #good omens #aziracrow #gomens #good omens fics #good omens au #foolish talks #to write

[golyadkin]

Us

#good omens #anthony j crowley #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #fanart #its important to me that you all know the name of this file was Good Omens Kissy #thinking forever about that one art teacher i had who told me i needed to work on depicting hair #you weren't wrong then and you aren't wrong now sir #art tag

[mx-anthony-janthony-crowley]

here, have a cumulative graph of every time crowley has called aziraphale "angel" <3

#why did i make this?? I DON'T KNOW BUT I CERTAINLY DON'T REGRET IT #imagine telling my poor further maths teacher that this is what i'm using desmos for #lmao #good omens #good omens s2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #michael sheen #david tennant #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #go #IF I MISSED ONE PLEASE ALERT ME 🙏🙏

[aziraphales-library]

Hi, I’m trying to find a fic where Aziraphale is a nursery/kindergarten teacher and Crowley is a parent. I think at one point Crowley holds a party and Aziraphale gets a panic attack at it? (That could be a different fic though. If it is, could you also find that one?)

Thanks :)

Hello. I can find two fics in which Aziraphale is a teacher and Crowley is a parent...

Crossing Guard(ian Angel) by snae_b (E)

Single dad Crowley is a mess on the first day of kindergarten. He never thought the day could go worse than it already is.

What We Make of It (Shotgun Wedding) by charlottemadison (E)

The important thing, Crowley tells himself -- the most important thing -- is Adam, his brilliant, creative, empathetic nephew. Being fourteen's hard enough; the kid didn't ask to deal with the weight of the world on top of it. And if taking care of Adam means Crowley has to tough it out at a job he can’t stand, so be it. And if Crowley's job means that Adam’s charming English teacher is NOT a romantic possibility, well, that's just how things go. But the occasional drink with Aziraphale proves hard to resist. They frequent the same pub, so who can object to them saying hello? Briefly sharing a table? Perhaps a little conversation? The painful knowledge that it can’t be anything more -- not without somebody getting fired or sued or both -- well, that can't be helped. Until Crowley stumbles onto a terribly reckless idea...

- Mod D

#good omens #ineffable husbands #teacher aziraphale #parent crowley #human au #mod d

[strawberri-draws]

POV you’re about to learn that your Beautiful Creation tm is actually not important and will never come to fruition (aka moments before disaster)

#my art #fanart #strawberridraws #good omens fanart #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens spoilers #ineffable husbands #he’s the kinda guy who devotes themself to a school project #only to later find out it was optional and worth 0 credit #but you’re still really proud of it and you did all that work #so now you’re just sad and irritated with the teacher #anyways I loved Angel Crowley he was so cute 😭 #and baby aziraphale omg

[twelfth-dykector]

CROWLEY AS AN RE TEACHER!!!! CROWLEY AS AN RE TEACHER!!!! I REPEAT!!!!! CROWLEY AS AN RE TEACHER!!!!!

#re is religious education btw #like religious studies teacher #IMAGINE IT #i was thinking about what subjects they would teach and OH MY GOD #a history teacher would be cool too #because shes LIVED through it #she'd teach her class a completely different (right) version of history #but miracle it they'd all get decent marks or some shit i dont know #and azi would be an english teacher obviously #BUT CROWLEY WOULD ALSO GO ON LONG RANTS ABOUT SPACE MALARKY #everyone would be kinda scared of her but also adore her #im trying to make my thoughts about re teacher crowley coherent but im failing miserably #good omens #ineffable fandom #ineffable idiots #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #what other tags exist #ramblings

[thesillydoll]

#david tennant #mister logan #david tennant mister logan #comic relief #catherine tate #lauren cooper #teacher x student #David tennant teacher #good omens #neil gaiman #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #dark academia #english literature #english lit student #english teacher

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

*opens your door gently, wincing at the hole i left last time*

*smashes a pot plant over my head*

TEACHERS AU CHAPTER THREE IS OUT

@arkytiorlecter @1800ineedshelp @obsessed-sketches @weirdly-specific-but-ok @queermarzipan etc etc HEYY

#ow my head #again #fic update #good omens #good omens fic #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #fic #ao3 fic #arthur's snazzy gomens teacher au

[void-of-existence]

yall i was sitting in class today with the good omens book sitting on my desk and my sub came up to me and said “oh i love that book, have you watched the show?” … i have a new favorite substitute teacher.

#good omens #gomens #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 #go2 #good omens 3 #go3 #gomens 3 #ineffable husbands #best substitute teacher

[fuckyeahgoodomensfanfic]

Good Omens Fic Rec: Mon Horrible Chéri

 English Teacher Aziraphale gets roped into the sixth form Paris field trip, not realizing his worst enemy Science Teacher Crowley is the accompanying chaperone. Are seven days of forced proximity really enough to undo a truly vitriolic relationship? Or, let's be real: How quickly does it take them to fall head over heels for each other?

Length: 39,952 words

AO3 Rating: Explicit/ Spice Level 🔥🔥

Best for: Pick-me-up, Safe in Public, Fluff, Human AU, Romance, Enemies to Lovers

Triggers: None

Read it here, fic by ghostrat

*Minor Spoilers* It may be lazy to call this one the Heartstopper Paris Trip Good Omens AU, because this fic is much more than just that, but also that's very much the vibe here! I loved this one and it's such a fun heartwarming story, I think this needs to be the newest fandom classic. Plus it features incredible art throughout the story by the author themselves. It elevates this story to a whole new level. Truly I am always blown away by the talent all you authors have, but to make the art for it as well?? Incredible work and dedication to the fandom. Where DO you guys get the energy for all this??

As you'll see from the summary, Crowley and Aziraphale are chaperoning the school Paris trip! The dialogue in this is great, Aziraphale and Crowley already come with oodles of chemistry but this story dials it even further. Love this Aziraphale who is kind of aloof or awkward with flirting, right up until he drops the most devastatingly flirtatious lines imaginable. Have fun with the cigarette scene is all I'm sayin. Crowley is a sweetie here, love his restless nature and his natural way with the kids. This story will have you kicking your feet and giggling like it's middle school again. I hope that doesn't sound condescending. I mean it as a big compliment. It alights the inner romantic in me. It's for the girl who didn't get to read this kind of story back then, the girl who just needed some soft and sweet things in her life. Mostly safe in public, the explicit chapter is towards the end and isn't graphic. Je l'ai aimé!

Read it here, fic by ghostrat

#good omens #good omens fanfiction #good omens fanfic #fanfic rec #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens fic rec #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable idiots #human au #medium #two flames #teacher au #enemies to lovers #fluff #pick me up #safe in public #aziraphale is good at french actually #Mon Horrible Chéri #ghostrat #fandom famous

[stunkystrut]

a little drawing i did in my math class today

#good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #david tennant #michael sheen #good omens 2 #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowley #i tried so hard to get my teacher to watch it #she said she only watches things her wife watches

[theshippirate22]

congrats @snazzy-serpent you just got an unsolicited subscription to my art teacher Crowley headcanons

-the minimalism of his flat carries over 110%. his supply closet has everything meticulously organized in clear boxes with white lids and everything’s labeled. He has the kids spray down their desks every period so they stay the same color white they were when he bought them five and a half years ago.

-The only exception to this is the walls of the classroom that are covered floor to ceiling (and part of the ceiling for that matter) in art, whether it’s a famous piece, student work, or one of his. One time a painting fell off and all the students freaked out because they didn’t know the walls were white and it looked fucking weird to see that single patch of cheap industrial paint.

-He has a pet snake that he keeps in the classroom called Janthony. all the students are obsessed with it and they often take pictures of him to use as reference images.

-there’s also plants everywhere. also for references. and to make the place seem a little less sterile. the students have named most of them.

-his still lifes are made entirely of plastic skulls, old candles, said plants, and rubber ducks. he says it’s an art choice, something something the concept of Vanitas. all the students just think he’s a retired emo kid.

-he literally always has Hozier on because he says it’s good for creativity. all the students now have a pavlovian reaction where they can’t work unless Hozier is playing somehow. once there was a sub who couldn’t get spotify to work and the whole class almost erupted into anarchy

-crowley almost always starts with a black canvas or paper. he does his sketches in light gray or white pencil and he like actually twitches when he sees people starting on white.

-he also does paintings of galaxies, planets, nebulas, other space things pretty regularly. There’s a huge mural in the library that he’s working on of one Alpha Centauri

-sometimes when Aziraphale is on prep (like a teacher free period if prep is the regional name) after a really stressful period he’ll come and sit in the back of the class and just watch crowley teach because a) his classroom is really comfortable and b) he’s a delight to listen to. plus then a bunch of the students show Aziraphale all the stuff they’re working on and it’s fucking cool

-alternatively, if crowley is bored, he’ll go sit in the back of one of Aziraphale’s lessons and sketch him. the students have learned that if they go ask after class crowley will show them his drawings

-he doesn’t so much “teach” as give the kids supplies and let them trial-by-fire it out until they can experience it for themselves

-Crowley has a very loose painting style. it’s pretty objective but it’s always just a *little* abstracted so it never quite looks like just a photo. his drawings are much more photorealistic though

-he went through a purple phase for a whole year where everything was monochromatic but the rest of the time he has a lot of green and yellow influence

-he has an ap art class but it’s by invitation only and only open to seniors because it’s one of the most sought after classes. Crowley gets *this* close to a mental breakdown every February when he has to decide who gets an invitation because he hates the idea of leaving someone out and he thinks that all of his kids have the potential to be really good

-he makes a point of seeming just a little intimidating but it’s a total joke to everyone who knows him because he’s actually just really weird and super sweet

-there are students in his room literally constantly. his favorites go in there to hang out during lunch because it’s safe and quiet and clean. when others are having bad days, they come sit in his room with their head on the desk, regardless of if he’s got a class in there or not. he never mentions it unless it happens frequently and then it’s just to help out if somethings going on

-he also moved a shitty leather loveseat into the back of the storage closet because multiple kids had gone in there to have panic attacks and he’d much rather they were back there where they were alone and safe and he’s within earshot than freaking out on the bathroom floor or trying to hide that anything’s happening.

-he literally knows everything. somehow he ends up in every conversation about high school drama so he knows what’s going on all the time, and people tell him the most random shit because he just feels generally safe. he thinks it’s funny

-he still drives the bentley. everyone speculates about how he could afford it because he’s a fucking teacher. he also has an unofficial designated parking spot in the staff parking and everyone knows not to even get near it.

-he’s covered in paint all the time. he selectively wears black but everything has little flecks of color on it. the students tease him when he gets new clothes because they can always tell because they’re not speckled yet.

-he’s also the co-chair of GSA (aziraphale is the president) and he has a single white mug on his desk that’s full of pens, mechanical pencils, and little pride flags on sticks. it’s a whole thing.

-he has a filing cabinet that’s just full of graduation announcements from former students. they’re very dear to him

damn that go long very fast anyway thanks for reading reblog with your own

#good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #art teacher crowley #headcanons

[thewolveswolf]

London, Libraries & Love

Smiling warmly at the huddles of students, Aziraphale made his way over to Crowley, who was leaning against his desk. Crowley was dressed in layers of all black (as per usual), his red hair was tied back in a loose ponytail (not as usual, he often wore it down) and he was twirling Aziraphale’s fountain pen between his fingers. “Mister Fell.” Crowley drawled, but the warmth in his amber eyes and the upward curve of his mouth betrayed any attempt at appearing nonchalant. Aziraphale found himself grinning. How on Earth had he ever disliked this man? “Crowley.” He said, eyes crinkling as he plucked the pen out of Crowley’s hands and put it back by his notebook.

on tonight's menu we have a "human-teacher au", paired with the timeless "enemies to friends to lovers" and a classic "there's only one bed"

also, muffins?

#good omens #good omens fic #good omens fanfiction #ineffable husbands #teacher au #human au #good omens fic library #aziraphale #crowley #fic

[underworked-velocirapter]

Not me doing WW2 research for my little gay headcanons

I'm obsessed with this episode rn

#neil gaimen accomplishing everything my history teachers never could #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens s2 #good omens 2 spoilers #ineffeble husbands #aziracrow

[seasonn]

STOP TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL AND ONE OF MY TEACHERS IS *MISS CROWLEY* PRONOUNCED THE SAME AS GOOD OMENS CROWLEY IM DYING

#aziraphale #good omens #she teaches history too which just makes sense #neil gaiman #crowley #david tennant #micheal sheen #i hope she’s nice i don’t want to hate her #ineffable husbands #ineffable teacher