you just don't get him like i do (a traumatized fictional character with a horrible past who has murdered people)
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Y'ALL
WE HAVE GOTTEN FEEDBACK FROM HBO MAX AND HAVE THEIR ATTENTION TO SAVE SHADOW AND BONE AND GIVE US OUR SIX OF CROWS SPIN OFF
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE SIGN THE PETITION TO SAVE SHADOW AND BONE AND OUR CROWS TO GET OUR SPIN OFFS AND MORE, THE SCRIPTS ARE COMPLETED ALREADY BEFORE NETFLIX CANCELLED THEM
SIGN THE PETITION TO HELP SAVE SHADOW AND BONE AND OUR BELOVED CROWS
Save Shadow And Bone
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Jesper, to Kaz: *drunk as hell* Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.
Kaz: *criminal offensive side eye* Shut. Up.
Jesper : Ops! Sorry! My bad.
Jesper, to Wylan: Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.
Wylan: Y-you're in love with me?!
Jesper: ...
Jesper: Where the f*ck is Inej when I am talking to her?!
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I propose a modern AU where Jesper is a successful YouTuber, and his audience grows increasingly distressed and confused whenever the other Crows show up in the background, like: Are those infamous criminals Kaz Brekker and Inej Ghafa????? Is that famous politician Wylan Van Eck???? He's your boyfriend???? HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE PEOPLE WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HOUSE
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Wylan Van Eck at the sight of rare butterflies: Wow. look at these incredible and unique rare creatures. I’m going to spout copious amounts of facts about them whilst I think about how lucky I am to be witnessing this right now.
Wylan Van Eck about five minutes later: eat the pissing butterflies you fuckers or die
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It hurts to heal
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Kaz: [tapping fingers on table]
Jesper: [taps fingers back furiously]
Wylan: …What’s going on?
Inej: Morse code. They’re talking.
Kaz: .-- -.-- .-.. .- -. / -.. --- . ... -. .-..-. - / .-.. .. -.- . / -.-- --- ..-
Jesper: [slams hands on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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people are always talking about how kaz killed this and this person because they hurt inej and blinded the man who threatened her in soc, as they should, but inej being fully ready to murder an entire gang because they were attacking kaz is a moment we do not pay nearly enough attention to
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nina: *risking her life to get her lover out of a barbaric prison
matthias: *forced to live in said barbaric prison for a crime he didnt commit
kaz: *reliving his childhood trauma while attempting to punish the man responsible for it
inej: *risking her life, and freedom to help him while people hunt her like an animal and want to put her back in the place that enslaved her
meanwhile jesper: Are you walking away from me for a dramatic effect????
wylan: *walking away for a dramatic fucking effect
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You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Kaz Brekker but I acknowledge his flaws (none, he’s perfect) and I can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) an call him out on his actions (which are always right).
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Any of y'all remember when kaz puked up his lock picks or whatever in soc
Good times
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