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kylejsugarman · 1 year
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padawansuggest · 4 months
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I’m actually pro-infomercial. Not pro-influencer!!!! Influencers want to be infomercial hosts so fucking bad but none of them will put in the work. Don’t just tell me a lie, make a skit where you make it work. Just once is enough I know it’ll never work again. Also make the commercial a 30 minute show so I can watch it while feverish and sitting up at 3am at a point where not onto will it seem like a fever dream, but also a good idea when I remember it later. Make sure everyone talks with excitement and smiles constantly and also that their acting is below subpar. Also make sure the casting is more diverse than a tv show so I know you’re cool. Also make sure if it’s an art product you sound like you have a vibrator up your ass the whole time you’re so excited. Also make sure the skit is filmed in what looks like a studio you renting for a single day and gets cleaned once a month. Also make sure the kids for kids toys are wearing polo shirts and have neat hair and are so dramatized that they could be a cartoon character. Also make sure-
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basilsart · 1 year
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This is such a niche reference
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oozequest · 4 months
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Collection of good screenshots from as seen on tv ads.
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maxwell-mtv · 23 days
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[[Imagine]]
You're going down on Spamton, things are getting spicy. You finally go to undo his pants and instead of a [[BIG SHOT]] surprise, you instead find one of those [[Pocket Hoses]] just curled up inside. After cautiously pulling it out you ask him "wtf is this???" and his own words are:
"IT DOESN'T [[Kink]] AND IT GROWS LIKE [[Magic]] !!!"
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hellothereimhannah · 7 months
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The other day I was listening to Bush and my sister goes
“Buzz Ballads? Really?”
And I felt both validated and old
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0lai · 4 months
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1-800-the-LIQD
I made this wacky infomercial to promote the imaginary drug i invented
Order now!
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disabilityhealth · 2 years
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Disability problem #65
Watching infomercials and relating to the people who fuck up catastrophically while performing simple tasks
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gotankgo · 1 year
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Too Many Cooks : Adult Swim (2014)
created, written, and directed by Casper Kelly
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jestersroute66 · 9 months
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my love for weird al is just like jerma’s love for cathy mitchell
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taxi-davis · 1 year
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padawansuggest · 4 months
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You are required to market to the kids with fevers or you will never sell anything. Pic taker bought this like two years after this specific boom happened.
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dave-cobb · 17 days
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My pal Nakia's new song is a sing-along BANGER and the video is a total GEM, riffing on late night commercials of the 90s, like Pure Moods, Girls Gone Wild, Thighmaster, and Ginzu knives.
Absolutely hilarious. Watch and share!
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the-rat-k-ing · 2 months
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Today I woke up to a vague memory of a dream about a mouse infomercial about how to get the cheese out of the trap. The advice wasn’t even that helpful, I think it was a scam.
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augustfairie · 3 months
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As I get older I study those Medicare Benefits commercials with stars from the era of people they’re advertising to, and I can’t help but wonder what 90”s celebrity will be in mine….Mario Lopez, Mark McGrath,that one guy from that boy band who sang that song that was my whole personality for a month?
These are the thoughts that keep me up at night.
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