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Y/n, bored at an random justice league meeting looking at Damian across the table: Are you my homework? Because I wanna do you .
Damian , blushing: ....
Dick: 👁️👄👁️
Tim:👁️👄👁️
Jason:👁️👄👁️
Teentitans:👁️👄👁️
Justice league:👁️👄👁️
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The batfam as out of context quotes from my professors
(an on going post)
(also included, why/in what context i think the quote would’ve been said)
“(during an example) please do not urinate on my nintendo switch”
Tim, who is shaking his head because why does he have to clarify this
“that’s sometimes true but not always. so welcome to the real world”
Jason, or maybe Bruce but probably Jason to one of his younger siblings
“this really got me thinking y’know? I’m really old and gonna die soon.”
Dick after an existential crisis
“I know it sounds pretty grim but it was loads of fun.”
Tim, retelling a tale that in hindsight was actually really traumatic
“is this perfect? it must be because i wrote it.”
Bruce, looking at his files after -2 hours of sleep
“okay so if i just look at it long enough it’ll change?”
Damian, about to learn how elaborate sibling pranks can be
*pulls out bag and begins to lay out about 30 apples onto a table*
Steph, no one knows where she got the apples, or why she has them, but no one is going to ask
“i think the answer here is that no one knows.”
Jason, because he likes it when Bruce gets that Pained Look on his face
“that was wrong but thank you!”
Dick because he’s trying to be encouraging goddammit
“so if you’re wondering who’s right, i’m right.”
Damian, he was, of course, right
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jason (at bruce’s intervention-turned-roast) : you’re a prick! and your addiction has effected us in the following ways; you are annoying.
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Cassie: Ok monthly tower meeting for the budget. We went over 150 bucks last month
Tim: What? How?
Bart: I mean we don't have to have specifics
Kon: yeah, we don't gotta-
Cassie: says her 40 dollars on protein powder bulk, 100 in video games, and 60 in coffee.
Bart: ...
Kon: ...
Tim: ...
Cassie: im really disappointed in you guys
Cassie internally: They don't know about the mountain of poweraid
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Tim- “My dad loved The Office.”
Damian- “My dad loved brandy.”
Jason- “My dads loved not being there.”
Dick- “Im trying to think of what my dad loved, and I can’t think of anything.”
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Ra's: i got you here today because i crave the deadliest game
kid tim, nodding: knife monopoly
Ra's: i was actually gonna hunt you for sport, but now i’m pretty interested in whatever knife monopoly is
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Bruce: You know, if you really needed money, you could have just asked
Harely: Eat the rich
Bruce:
Bruce: Understanable, continue
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Liveposting patrol
11:57 p.m. This mask is so stuffy.
11:59 p.m. Just watched Jason fall off a roof, funny as hell. He tried to flip of Dick while backflipping.
12:04 a.m. Dami is whining to Duke about driving. Duke looks like he might strangle someone. I am seeking shelter in this vent.
12:06 a.m. Nevermind. Dick stole the spot. Duke has given in. I do not want to ride now. I may use Jason's motorbike.
12:15 a.m. Nothing productive has been done. Everyone is fighting over seating arrangements in the Batmobile. It's name is stupid. Why does everything have bat in front of it? I mean, Bruce calls his chair "The Batchair" for saints sake.
12:24 a.m. I almost dropped my phone while grappling. Someone set off a firework on the street under me. Dami got singed instead. It is funny when he is okay.
12 oh hey hiiiii its me ya boi jason
12:26 a.m. Jason took my phone. Ignore previous log. He thinks he is funny. I am exhausted.
12:45 a.m. I am back at the Manor eating a dish Alfred made for me. I am assuming the rest of the family crashed. Bruce is at a Gala. I do not like Galas. Dick is banned from them. So is Jason. And Tim. And Dami. I am starting to belive everyone but me is banished from Galas.
1:23 a.m. Going to rest. I hope I will sleep. Most likely not.
hah they fell asleep with this open I can post anything I want yessss
-steph
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Tim: hey Steph I have something important to tell you and I don’t want you to think any differently of me
Steph: hey it’s ok Batman’s no kill rule is hard to follow just show me where the body is and I’ll help you bury it
Tim: WHAT!? NO! I’m trying to tell you I’m bisexual!
Steph: oh shit me too!
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At Halloween
Dick : BRO I SWEAR THERE WAS SOMETHING!!
Jason, feed up : THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING!
Tim :🤦 why am I even here?
Dick NO I SWEAR THERE WAS SOMETHING- *feels someone touch his shoulders* *looks behind* *screeches* *runs away*
Jason: wtf ? Oi ! Why are you running? Oi aaand hes gone *sigh*
Tim : *looks behind, sees Damian dressed as Pikachu* oh hi Damian 🙋
Jason: wait wasn't he out of space with the justice league?
Tim: ....
Jason: ....
Tim :🏃
Jason: 🏃♂️
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Dick: Damian called me the d-word
Tim: Disgrace?
Cass: Douchbag?
Jason: Dumbass?
Dick: …
Dick: Dad
#dick grayson#damian wayne#tim drake#cassandra cain#jason todd#inncorrect batfam quotes#inncorrect quotes#batfamily
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Listen, if I wanna twerk to "All I want for Christmas Is You" you can't tell me not to.
Dick Grayson, at some point
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batman: ALFRED! i cant find my black eyeshadow!
alfred: master bruce, how is that relevant to bane blowing up The Gotham Bank
batman: if people see my eyes theyll be able to recognize me!
alfred: master bruce i apologize, but i am unable to get you more eyeshadow.
batman: fine. ill pick some up on the way
*cut to batman standing at the checkout at cvs with three tins of black eyeshadow*
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Anyone: the chance of being attacked by aliens, metas and clowns are low
Everyone from Gotham: it’s high bitch! It’s fucking high!
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Jason & Damian: (tries to kill tim)
Tim: Don’t worry, that’s how they show affection!
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