#inncorrect quotes

[feralgoblinqueen]

Y/N: In ten years time, if the two of us aren’t married, let’s promise each other to hunt each other for sport.

Ghost: To hunt each other for sport?

Y/N: Do you agree?

Ghost: No 😑

Y/N: Oh, okay… I’ll go ask Soap…

Ghost: I was hoping for let’s get married or let’s live together

Y/N: 😳🫣

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[thatmultifandomchick]

Just made a dumb thing

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[sunnystrollblog]

John Dory: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

Clay: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

Branch: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog".

Bruce: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

John Dory: Can I bother you for a second?

Bruce: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

Branch: Can I have a private talk with you?

Bruce: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

Floyd : You’re drunk.

Clay: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Floyd .

Clay: Hey, Bruce. These candies you gave me? They sucked.

Bruce: But you ate them all.

Clay: I had to make sure they all sucked.

Floyd : What's your greatest fear?

John Dory: Being forgotten.

Floyd : ...

Floyd : Damn, that's deep.

Floyd : Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...

Branch: John Dory isn't talking to me.

Clay: Enjoy it while it lasts.

*The squad is playing a team sport*

Branch: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as John Dory?

Clay: Have you ever played a game with John Dory?

Branch: No…

Clay: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

John Dory, chasing Bruce: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

Floyd : Clay! This soup is flaccid!

Clay: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

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[vintagelilies]

Wyll: you can’t just go around killing every person you think is out to get you!

Astarion: why not? It’s not like anyone here stopped me.

Wyll: it’s bad!

Astarion: I say he deserved to die.

Wyll: and who made you judge, jury, and executioner?

Astarion: …well-

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[birdythebirdthing]

[Name] who's sign name is bird and smokes cigarette lot like price.

One day..

In group chat..

[Name] : my cigarettes are missing! Price do you have some! Cause I'm dying!

Price : cigarette again? It was just few minutes you smoked [Name]!

Gaz: stop smoking too much [Name] or you'll have lung cancer.

Soap: or you will be like this bird

*Soap and upload a picture*

Ghost: wow, that's [Name]

[Name]: where did you get this!?

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[ian-the-existential-crisis]

Actual Hazbin Hotel quote:

Lucifer: Bro I fucked your wife

Adam: You're a huge dick.

Lucifer: Yeah, that explains why I fucked your second wife too.

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[stargazingtranquility]

James: guys I think I’m homophobic…

Remus (who James helped asked Sirius out): okay…. Why do you think that?

James: I saw Regulus holding hands with Barty and it made me so physically ill I had to leave the room

Sirius (who knows Reg is fake dating Barty to help him make Evan jealous): I don’t think youre homophobic mate, I think you wanna fuck my brother

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[helluvabun]

cannon

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[t-thathandsomedevil]

Regulus: if you do that again, I'll throw you out the fucking window you-

Regulus:

Regulus: what the fuck are you doing?

James: checking how high the drop is, see if it's worth it.

Regulus:

Regulus: you little bitch

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[thestarwarslesbian]

Anakin: I want my master. Cody: I want your master to. Anakin: Snips? what do you think the commander ment by that? Ahsoka, not paying attention: He wants to bang Obi-wan. Anakin: Anakin: Anakin: Rex. Your brother is dead to me.

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[ceiwiart2]

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[feralgoblinqueen]

*141 and Y/N actually getting a weekend off together*

Laswell: This weekend’s safety brief is: don’t add to the population and don’t subtract from the population. Do not end up in the hospital, newspapers, or jail.

Price: If you DO end up in jail establishment dominance quickly.

Soap: Well there goes about half of my plans.

Gaz: If we subtract from the population but then add to it, does it balance out?

Y/N: If more than one of us ends up in the same jail and dominance is established, does the dominant one get a promotion?

Ghost: If we end up in the same jail there’s no way you’ll be the dominant one.

Laswell: 🤦‍♀️ Is it too much to ask for you to behave normally for 48 hours?

141: 👁️👄👁️ yes…?

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[nightshade-writes-stories]

Twisted wonderland Incorrect quotes #27

Silver:Y’know there’s a rumour going around that you’re in love with the prefect.

Mallues: A rumour? Are you telling me people are doubting it???

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[starch1ldz]

Spencer: I'm gonna check it out

Bau!y/n: Cool, and I'll stay here and make spooky sounds. Oooooo

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[chthoniac]

Angel: I think we should get married

Husk: ………what?

Angel: ………

Angel: For tax purposes

Husk: We don’t pay taxes???

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[frogs00]

Wednesday: Did it hurt?

Enid: Did what hurt?

Wednesday: When you fell from heaven?

Enid, smirking: No, but did it hurt when you crawl up from the pits of hell?

Proceeds to aggressively make out

Yoko: I’m so confused…

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