Louis: can you call me phone please, I can’t find it?
Harry: *screaming in the room* phone! Phoooooone!
Louis: what? Unbelievable!
Harry: *crouching in pain*
Louis: what happened?!
Harry: nothing I’m fine.
Louis: I promise I’ll stay calm if you tell me.
Harry: I stubbed my toe on a table.
Louis: *holding a saw* WHICH TABLE?!
Harry: *covers in blankets* leave me alone to wallow in despair.
Liam: okay…do you want Mac n’ cheese with that despair?
Jungkook, pulling four paper towels from a roll:
Seokjin: Wow, I didn’t know we were rich
Jungkook: … But we are
Seokjin: Oh yeah
Seokjin: People who say “no pun intended are cowards. Intend your puns weaklings
Jungkook: I remember the first time I ever took a exam in college. I got a 23 on it and I bawled
Namjoon: Oh no. At least you react better to failure now, right?
Jungkook: Yep. I got a 59 on a test last week and rewarded my self with chicken tenders
Steve: F*ck S.H.I.E.L.D
Natasha: * sighs * Steve… we are S.H.I.L.E.D…
Iida: Todoroki, you need a hobby
Todoroki: I have a hobby
Uraraka: Starring at Deku is not a ‘hobby’
Todoroki: Then why is Bakugo’s hobby starring at Midoriya?
Midoriya:*butting into the conversation* That’s different. That’s his, “I’m gonna kill you after this” face
Bakugo:*From across the room* Plus, the whole world knows I love Kirishima
Todoroki:*who knew none of this*…….
Aizawa after watching UGDeku be reckless again: If you do that again, i swear i will throw you out that window. Do you- what are you doing?
UG Deku, sticking his head out the window: Checking how high the drop is too see if its worth it.
Yamada: *worried dad noises*
Louis: so, what do you have planned for the future?
Louis: no, like long term
Taehyung: Kookie is so mysterious. So serious and dedicated.
Jungkook, giggling at his phone: heheh this bunny has a pancake on his head hehe he’s so confused
Ghost at Ramshackle: MoOOOoooom! The cats twerking on the tuna cans again!
Wilbur: *threatens to blow up a country*
Techno: *commits mass genocide*
Tommy: *starts multiple wars and 1v1 duels*
Philza: So this is what they meant by a emo phase