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[jeireilostt]

Young Ben: [holding up a sign]

Young Klaus: “what gender are you?” Uhh Male?

Young Ben: [“what Gender are you ATTRACTED TO.”]

Young Klaus: Attracted to- YOU PRANKSTER! HAHA!

Young Ben: :)

Young Klaus: You silly! Haha! Still man though-

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[songbird-wings]

TUA as quotes from my friends/family

Klaus: Whats a more professional word for... Spooky? Five: *sighs* - Luther: Hey, Google understands dumb! Diego: Well that’s good news for you. - *Ben moving stuff around Klaus’s room* Klaus: Stop fucking things up in my room! Ben: Stop fucking things up in your life! Klaus:...bitch - Diego after breaking his wrist: Ouch, I felt my organ squish! Five: Okay first, not an organ and second, not a squish! - Vanya: I’m not interested in being polite, or heterosexual. - Luther: I’m dumbass. Diego: And I’m smartass. Both: Together we make - AssAss! - Allison: Ok listen, I want a dress that says “I’m a mysterious woman and everyone that sees me knows to keep their distance but is just too drawn to my to do so,”but at the same time a dress that says, “I’m a fragile field flower and you should sweep me off my feet and carry me to the sunset!” Vanya: I mean- you look good in blue so lets start there. - Klaus: Do you think our pets only love us because of Stockholm Syndrome? Ben: Well I mean your brain has been held hostage inside your body your whole life and you don’t even love yourself so... Klaus: Holy shit man!  - Reggie: If all of your friends jumped off a cliff, would you? Klaus: I mean ehhh yeah. Reggie: Good, I’ve raised you with no fear! Klaus: That’s not what- nevermind. - *Diego driving and Klaus turns the radio down* Klaus: Your car is making a weird noise, you hear that? Diego: *turns the radio back up* We can’t afford to hear weird noises! - Five: I’d literally murder a drifter right now if it meant I’d have the motivation to get my shit done today. Vanya: The fact that I believe you is concerning. - Vanya: Well Klaus is gay so I thought there could only be one gay per household! I didn’t want to steal your thing! Klaus: That’s not how this works!

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Part 2 maybe????

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[peanuts-and-pickles]

Five: *trying to get information out of eye-guy* Tell who this damn eye belongs to or I swear to god I will shove my hand so far up your ass you will be able to hand me the file through your mouth!

Klaus: Tell ‘em five!

Five: I just did??

Klaus: No-

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[keyzielikesstuff]

allison: pussy like girls damn is my pussy gay?

klaus: issa holiday play with my pussy day!

allison:

klaus:

allison: you a boy

klaus: ???

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[envy-starlight]

Dave: do you want to come for a drink?

Klaus: are you asking me out on a date?

Dave: *panicking* No, I meant all of us!

Klaus: did you? *points finger at him* I am not your whore!

(In my headcanon I totally think Klaus thought Dave was joking when he first asked him out)

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[the-kid-wants-coffee-black]

Luther: we are in the 60s? Brilliant! haven’t i always said I wanted to live in the 60s! The golden age!

Allison: ...I mean...unless you’re black

Klaus: or queer

Ben: or Asian

Diego: or Latino

Vanya: or a woman

Five: or want a decent cup of coffee.

Luther: ....

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[babyboyklaus]

Klaus: I’m telling you, there’s nothing wrong with me!

Five: I watched you apply black pencil eyeliner in the bathroom mirror while crying.

Klaus: Why were you watching me in the bathroom?

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[deloresandfivefourever]

Diego: Klaus, why are you wearing a “Fragile:Handle With Care” sticker on your forehead?

Klaus: It summarizes my personality.

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[andermuunoz]

Klaus: What if you call out for me down there. I don't respond when you find me, I'm just standing in the corner?

Ben: I'm gonna close the door and leave.

Klaus: You're gonna... You would just leave me!?

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[willgkprimary]

*3am at the umbrella academy when they were kids*

Klaus: you what? Say that again, Ben, say that goldfish are better than cheez its, square up, bitch-

The rest of the academy, lying in bed staring at the ceiling:

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[the-beautiful-monroe]

Today’s look is called insomnia, it contains dull skin, irritability and under eye-bags.

I. Look. Horrendous. 

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[naiadesaquamenti]

Klaus: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Ben: No, I said, "Klaus, don't lick the swing set," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Ben," and then you licked the swing set.

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[buckybarnesbootycheeks]

Klaus being a crackhead #1

Dave: Klaus babe you feelin ok?

Klaus who’s dressed in a rainbow body suit and mesh skirt high off his ass covered in glitter: PUDDING!!!!

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[peanuts-and-pickles]

Me: How do you think number five would react to getting hugged?

Friend #1: idk he’d probably like push you away or something, he doesn't seem like a huggy person

me:

(sry for terrible image quality i did my best ok) 

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[babyboyklaus]

Five: Will you marry me?

Dolores:

Five: Really? Oh my God! I can't believe it! We're engaged!

Dolores:

Klaus, to Ben: Are you seeing this shit too?

Ben: Sadly.

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[babyboyklaus]

Klaus: I'm gonna take a shot every time I see a ghost.

Ben: I am around you 24/7, you're gonna get alcohol poisoning and die.

Klaus: That, my dear brother, is the goal.

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