Félix: kidnapping is a love language
Kagami: you have no social skills, idiot
*two weeks later*
Félix: okay, so when Marinette's at her most vulnerable, I'll gaslight her into thinking I'm her boyfriend, so she'll follow me into an abandoned building where we can put her in an altered mental state and present to her my family's life story in the imaginable most cryptic play of theater she has ever seen, which will reveal to her our horrible secret and the fact that her abusive father-in-law is also her arch-nemesis
Kagami: you're so big brained, bae 🥰
had my first shot of testosterone the other night so now i have to choose a fictional man to obsess over before puberty 2 chucks me head first into a homosexual fugue state.
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GUYSSS LOOK AT THIS VIDEO THAT SR PELO POSTED ON TWITTER ITS KEVINNN MY BOYFRIEND I AM GOINF INSANE HELP ME😭😭😭❤️💗❤️💗❤️💗❤️ HIS VOICE GOT THICKEN MORE, MY GOD.
Kaeya had always been an efficient and hard-working individual (he had to be to support Diluc in the background as his brother rose thru the ranks after all).
He has so much free time because he completes all his work way ahead of schedule. And if he still has enough time, he adds more to the workload in secret.
And once all of that was done and over with, he makes time for everyone. He has to. He feels as if every moment has to be given to someone else.
No one knows how he does it. No one has to know.
Every mission has a dozen strategies in line, and every battle plan is made with efficiency in mind. His perfect record will not be tarnished. He can't risk it (even if it baffles others that he would willingly activate a ruin guard just to prevent a failed mission. Jean disagrees with his methods, but Kaeya can say that the results say otherwise)
He needs to be quick.
Efficient.
Perfect.
And so he comes and goes like the wind.
Kaeya values time because he knew every second counted. He can't just stand there as if he were frozen. Time could run out in an instant.
Kaeya had only been late once his entire life.
He'd rather he never be late ever again.
It took one day of being of being imperfect for everything to fall apart. On that tragic day...had he gotten there on time... then maybe...
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" Come on, let's get moving, traveler. We're not frozen in place after all. " Kaeya teasingly says. He stiffles a giggle at the traveler's exhasperated sigh.
"Yeah yeah, we've heard enough of you calling us a slacker. Can't you be a bit more patient?" Paimon whines at him.
Kaeya snorts, but acquiesces, hiding the shaking of his hands at the thought of being idle.
He imagines hearing a clock ticking.
Kaeya knows that that is his own problem. He tries his hardest to relax as he waits for the traveler to finish whatever they're making on the alchemy table because, seriously, it is supposed to be a relaxing day. There's nothing major going on, and his schedule is once again empty as intended. What's the hurry?
Kaeya taps his foot on the ground as he waits. He wishes he could take his own damn advice when he tells others to relax.
kim is such a funny little guy like he emphasizes how little the rcm salary is when you ask about it (5500 reál annually- 460/mo) but here he is with his nice electronic sports watch and his little instant camera and his fancy revolutionary cosplay for plainclothes and he's living in the GRIH which can't be cheap and he's got his fancy little mnemotechnique notebooks which are like the moleskine of elysium i guess and his fancy little ballpoints that he does NOT want to share with you which i bet is because they cost him like a week of salary. and this is the rcm he's not getting stipends for supplies or watches or housing or probably even the gas for the kineema. poor as fuck but he is going to buy himself his little treats god damn it. if he lived in our world you know he'd be out getting himself a $9 vanilla soy milk half caf dirty chai iced latte every morning on the way to the station and eating instant noodles every night to claw out room in the budget for it
So that assistantDib with Professor Membrane :)c The one with the silhouette.. Maybe one with Zim in Dib's position now and Dib as the silhouette... Mhmm.... :)c You know you wanna..
i think i know the answer but, ignoring canon alien shenanigans, who do you think of the sp kids is most likely to have had the classical Whitley Stieber-esque abduction experience? also curious on your opinions on whether or not there are physical alien species that have already made contact with us.
Imma go fuckin feral. You are talkin my mfin language.
The first question is kinda hard bcuz it's so mfin hard to ignore the canon. It's now engraved in my fuckin head that Cartman is the best fit. But if we're talking a Whitley situation, that would mean they'd have further communication with the aliens n the only mfer who in the show lines up with a situation like that is Tweek (offa the top of my head). But ion know if Tweek would be best fit. It can't be Kenny bcuz I know that mf would die from them tryna do a biopsy or some shit. Butters would be funny. Fuck me, man. ion got an answer. I'm sorry, bro. I failed you.
Now for the second question- I absolutely believe so. I am one of those mfs who thinks that aliens are very real. My whole family has experiences with seein some strange ass shit n even some just strange shit I can't explain. I mean, to be fair, there are some instances of mine that are probably hallucinations, but others I know for sure were not. I don't really have an answer as to what I think they're doin or where exactly they are, but those mfs are real n they have made contact with people. I think they're curious. There might be some hidin on Earth. Ion even know, man.