#insanely bad shitpost

[honeypleasejustkillme]

why can’t i fucking function like everyone else, this is debilitating

#actually bpd #actually mentally ill #bpd shitposting #actually borderline #bpd #bpd favorite person #bpd mood #bpd fp #bpd problems #bpd vent #i hate it so bad #i feel like i’m going insane

[mustasekittens]

high school parksbornson go trick-or-treating (ignore that its almost December)

you see the joke here is that both Graham Phillips (harry) and Yuri Lowenthal (peter) played Be-[gunshot]

#insomniac spiderman #spiderman 2 ps5 #insomniac peter parker #mustasekittens #insomniac harry osborn #insomniac mary jane watson #petermj #parksborn #parksbornson #ot3 #high school trio #they make me so insan #AAGUHH I LOVE HTEM SO BAD #spiderman ps5 #shitpost #this is so fuckign stupid #where am i

[fandom-smoothie]

Happy belated AJ trilogy everyone. We’ve won

#i am going insane slowly but surely #queued this bad boy since I feel like it’d be weird to post on Yom Kippur #like to charge reblog to cast #ace attorney #apollo justice #dual destinies #aa shitposting #atlas shitposts ace attorney #shitposting

[cowboy-robooty]

watched brokeback mountain yesterday.... mid as fuck. i think it wouldve played out a lot better if the main characters were yuri and jimmy from yarichin bitch club. do u see my vision?

#brokeback mountain #yarichin bitch club #yarichin b club #toru fujisaki #yuri ayato #ybc #ybc jimmy #yuritoru #idk their fuckin ship name #im a gay male im allowed to say brokeback mountain actually fucking sucks #i get what its doing yknow time period repression tragedy wrong time wrong place BUT GODDD I JUST DONT CARE #I DONT CARE IT SUCKS AND CHEATING TURNS ME OFF SO BAD #its like good in a technical skill way okay its a well made movie but my enjoyment was a solid 2/10 i could only watch it wif my friends #main way this could be improved is if the main characters were jimmy and yuri #if yuri and jimmy were doing this shit.... lets just say they wouldnt be hatecrimed to death for being gay #theyd be begged to leave town purely bc theyre both batshit insane and jimmy would accidentally kill 17 people via homemade cookie poisoning #draws #**obama voice** just to be queer. i traced over screenshots for this shitpost. that is all

[fishareglorious]

The emotional anguish from the space sapphics is sinking in. To feel better I do the one thing I am good at: making shitposts.

#signalis #elster #LSTR #ariane yeong #adler #ADLR #ive stared at that one signalis fan animation by liz caingcoy yesterday for like two hours #its so good and it hurts so bad #i wanted to add in a storch at the side but that's too much work for me #i will not be staring at a storch poster for one hour im insane but im lazy #had no idea how to do that underwater distort effect so yeah have this instead #the signalis brainrot still consumes me it is day 4 #also i love how everyone calls the replikas' feet 'hooves' lmaoooo #fish doodles #sierpinski shitposting

[pickedpiper]

The brainrot is real with this fucker

#off game #off rpg #off rpg maker #off the game #mortis ghost off #off mortis ghost #off zacharie #zacharie mortis ghost #off meme #not really a shitpost #this bastard lives rent free in my mind #even though he has the money for it I let him stay for free #because I am so insane about him #I want him so bad it’s not even funny anymore #HES SO GODDAMN HOT

[mewmewchann]

Actual canon plotlines that have happened in Project Sekai

Ichika wants to go to Miku Con and all the other units are somehow roped in with her

Anhane and Minoharu theme park double date

Toya doesn’t know what a forest is

Summer festival episode

The gang go on holiday to America

A puppet exhibit at a museum causes Mafuyu to have an existential crisis

Daddy issues

Wedding episode

Akitoya and Emuene gamer tournament

Wonderlands x Showtime gets fucking shipwrecked. No, seriously. THEY GET FUCKING SHIPWRECKED ON AN ISLAND

The gang goes to a sports center

Saki is sad :(

Akito has a crisis

Train adventure

Sports day episode

Rui has a crisis

Mafuyu gets sick. That’s. That’s it that’s the event

Shrine episode

Wedding episode again

Tsukasa falls over and Rui has a crisis (also this is a Halloween episode)

Sports day episode again

Mafuyu has another crisis and goes to a theme park

Akito has a crisis again (also this is a Christmas episode)

Rui fulfilling his literal childhood dream

Kohane has a gun??? WHY DOES KOHANE HAVE A GUN

Ichika goes to buy a CD. Kanade is also there. For some reason.

...A lot of these are just “x character has a crisis” huh ... Anyway Tsukasa has a crisis

Events mentioned in order:

Scramble Fan Festival!

Buddy Funny Spend Time

Same Dreams, Same Colours

The Sounds of a Summer Festival

Pop! in my Heart

Imprisoned Marionette

Period of Nocturne

An Ode for the Pure of Heart

Close Game/OFFLINE

A Desperate Situation!? Island Panic!

Let's Enjoy Together! Spojoy Park

No Seek, No Find

Stray BAD DOG

Secret Distance

Run! Sports Festival! Committee Rush

Sorrowful Farewell at the Curtain Call

Mirage of Light

The Tomorrow We Hope For

Wishing for Your Happiness Upon the Blue Sky!

It’s On! Wonder Halloween

Heat Up! Kamiyama High Cheering Squad!

Guiding a Lost Child to What Lies Beyond

Find a Way Out

Revival My Dream

Scream! Welcome to the Wolf Forest!

The Warmth of Intersecting Meoldies

On the Stage of Dazzling Light

#shitpost #project sekai #prsk meme #Idk it's funny to me how insane these plotlines can get #Like on one hand we have stuff like Sorrowful Farewell at the Curtain Call where Rui has a personal crisis #over whether to leave his friends or not #and then Kohane has a gun #Idk I find that funny #leo/need #more more jump #vivid bad squad #wonderlands x showtime #nightcord at 25:00 #ichika hoshino #an shiraishi #kohane azusawa #minori hanasato #haruka kiritani #toya aoyagi #mafuyu asahina #akito shinonome #emu otori #nene kusanagi #saki tenma #rui kamishiro #tsukasa tenma

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

My question is how did You feel while in the process of making the audio

Hearing it for the first time during the stream, keep in mind these were all separate clips and I listen to the streams WHILE IM AT WORK: it feels like randomly getting shot and I have to sit there and keep a straight face lmao. I keep thinking to myself “surely, he can’t say something worse.” And then he says something worse. I applaud the requesters. But I hang my head in shame knowing I gotta post this.

Actually editing it: this is so stupid are people actually going to like this?? Why are people following this. Oh my god. It’s worse if I put them in this order. Why did he say this. Is this too much for tumblr? What am I doing. Help me. Why did he say this. Am I actually going to make people listen to this?

#ask #asks #non voice post #boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I shitpost on company time #needless to say. many emotions. #mainly embarrassment #some shock. a little ‘I hauve Covid’ uh especially for the ‘I’ll cover you in more than blood’ part. I wasn’t ready for that one #but it’s mainly ‘oh god why am I doing this’ #but the tags and replies tell me everyone is equally as insane #so I don’t feel as bad LOL

[laceratedlamiaceae]

Honestly I really have to admire Izzy's restraint. If Stede called me 'Iggy' like that I would have stabbed him right there. I would have murder-suicided Ed like five minutes into episode four. Lucius would've gone overboard the second he said "you're not my captain" in that tone. I'd hear Stede and Ed going at it and burn the whole ship down while I was still on it. Like it's honestly crazy how nice he is given the circumstances

#am i just a bad person? #i really hope he gets to go insane in season 2 #our flag means death #ofmd #izzy hands #izzy apologist #shitpost

[macadam]

Ultra Magnus the type of guy to make his partner fill out a questionnaire afterwards

#stolen from discord #Mac mumbles #transformers shitpost #the bad posts are back I think #even though this one admittedly isn't mine #I can feel it. its that end of the school year insanity

[shortest-jorts]

a couple discord friends and i were talking about how insane dungeons and dads fans must sound without context, like what on god’s green earth do you mean by “jodie foster is boyfriends with scam likely” and so i made this meme for this blog’s virginal post/baptism/introduction to the world

scam x jodie otp 5ever 💞💞💞💞

#dungeons and daddies #jodie foster #scam likely #jodie x scam #shitpost #no seriously #we sound insane to literally everyone else on the internet #what is even happening #what do you mean taylor swift is in love with hatsune miku #what do you mean you’re down bad for glenn close #what is a meth bay #what is even happening in this podcast

[aoki553]

getting rid of evidence

#art #imu rifuta #saiki kusuo no psi nan #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #rifuta imu #this was supposed to be a silly breaking bad reference shitpost #inspired by song gory girl by korpsebunny #I LOVE INSANE GIRLS #saiki k #the disastrous life of saiki k. #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #turn your brightness up for this one

[3llatricks]

Bad DnD idea:

The DM has their own PC that runs around with the party that narrates the entire journey.

#dnd #bad dnd ideas #shitpost #3lla goes insane

[just-sarah-xx]

relationship counselling but for your own relationship lols and you're the counsellor

#my shitposts #relationship problems #relationship #oh my god im going insane #idk man #i feel bad

[ipledgeawaymysanity]

Is madness in the air? Or did God decide to make me understand the urge to howl at the moon and dance with the witches for fun?

I need potions. I need magic. I need madness around me. I NEED it to engulf me whole.

#im going insane #screaming #sobbing #witches #wolves #werewolves #madness #women in madness their men and bad habits #moon #shitpost #word vomit #girlhood #in a nutshell

[dreamersb4ll]

oh my god i love nathan explosion so much im gonna cook him in a microwave

#thank brendon small for making nathan explosion #its actually insane how much i love him he's been spinning in my mind since june #nathan explosion #mtl #metalocalypse #most sane sandwich post #you guys dont understand i need him so bad #im gonna forget i posted this in the morning #i love emotionally constipated men #im going insane #shitpost