Hey, I'm the anon who sent in that ask asking you to explain about the Slappy shanking post, and I just wanted to thank you for answering my ask, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who's thought about what he's like in a fight XD
Until I saw that post, I always figured he would have to be one of those people you don't want to run into after dark or down an abandoned alleyway (especially if you owe Nosferatu something/have wronged Nosferatu in some way) if only because while he may not be outwardly malicious towards people, he still seems like the kind of guy that could easily make me disappear after kicking my ass :(
At least now I know to warn my friends not to accept his dinner invites should I go missing in advance lol
Helloooo!! Hiii! I loved your ask. Its always fun to ramble on about headcanons for slappy or hear some from others!
I've thought about Slappy and how would he fight. When I first saw Stair Wars it only confirmed to me that even when he has the opportunity to fight, he figures out a less violent and more obscure way of handling conflicts. He's very passive. Slappy is pretty disliked amongst bikini bottomites so he has every opportunity to retaliate. He just doesn't and he doesn't care to. Even with the kids picking on him in Terror at 20,000 leagues. He purposely chose to scare them in the least harmless way possible.
At most I think he'd take pleasure in folks being creeped out by him or he'd just hold a passive aggressive smile and quietly accept things (like the he did in the mid season finale when grandpat and granny tentacles were making fun of his poem)
If he absolutely has to fight then you know you wouldn't see it. I imagine he'd handle things quietly. Even when he has the opportunity to fight, he chooses a non-violent method in order to win. I can assume he just doesn't want to get his hands dirty. He's wearing a very nice suit after all. I don't think he wants to pay extra at the dry cleaners to get blood stains off of it.
I'm pretty sure slappy can get away with murder pretty easily in bikini bottom if he was to kill. The cops are too incompetent and there's plenty of characters in the show who have a kill count. But I'd rather think that while you can suspect him, there's just never enough proof to conclude it's him. You have a bad feeling about him and nothing more.
Slappy is different from other Peter Parodies. They usually are maniacal weirdos with an insatiable bloodlust. I do want to keep Slappy different. Him just being a seemingly harmless weirdo who usually minds his business or wants to join in whenever he sees something fun. I don't want to go too far with making him more murderous.
Still I think you'd be safe. One thing that's notable about Slappy is that he does try to help whenever he can. He tried applying for a job as an intern for the patrick show, he joined in the stair wars, he took the job managing the phone for the pat-a-thon. I've always sorta headcanoned that he considers SB and Patrick as his ""friends"" they are the only folks who dont seem to be actively mean to him which for him is kindness.
I'm assuming it's a similar case with Nosferatu. And for his friends, he'd do anything for them. Probably even murder <3 but don't worry. I think if you aren't actively mean to his friends then you don't need to worry about him ending you. He can tolerate if you are being mean to him but his friends? Now that's a punishable offense. You might not show up for work the next day. There is no body to conclude what really happened to you.
Anyways I doubt you'd beef with any of them so a walk in a dark alley way with Slappy is absolutely safe. He might try to creep you out by telling stories of murders and stuff that has happened in this alley way but for me that just sounds like a dream💖 if he does decide to kill me then I'd simply thank him <3 with a face like that he could get away with anything. He's too adorable to be guilty <3 even if he did actually commit the crime💕
Jokes aside this convo doesn't include cannibalism. That's a whole different can of worms.
He is a vampire's minion. All other vampire minions like Renfield for example eat bugs and whatever and slowly move up the food chain. Slappy is kinda gluttonous. Who's to say he wouldn't think of eating one of his own kind? Like that Peter Parody Mr. Sydney who was obsessed with finding "a new taste sensation". It's also an effective way of getting rid of evidence hence why you shouldn't accept a dinner invite from him. But would he actually do it? Possibly. Or maybe he likes fucking with you and his jokes about cannibalism get a little too close to comfort. You can never be sure if he really means it or not.
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patty had been scrutinizing her features with the compact mirror. her pores looked immense, her bags pronounced and her skin blemished with the inklings of a small bruise just at her chin. quickly, the mirror snapped closed as she sat up straight with two hands in her lap to hide the critical little trinket.
a little bashful and more than thankful for the ego boost, patty shook her head as she blushed a vivid pink across her cheeks and nose. the teenager couldn’t look the other in the eye after briefly catching semira’s gaze. the woman had a frosty gaze that made her feel like she was under observation again.
demurely and somewhat coquettishly, she waves the compliment away, “you’re just saying that to be nice.“
Semira smirked at the thought. “I don’t say things to be nice, I’m typically not nice in general.” she stated. “I’m stating a fact. You have this beautiful, naive look of innocence.”
Which was why she would be perfect for this task. If she agreed to it, that is. It was an outside source that really couldn’t be traced back to her. It was why she had taken this hair and makeup artist job, to find someone she could use to do this for her.
Joining human society wasn’t easy, though it was easier now that she could walk in the sun. Semira knew she could live a decent life here, but... still, there was so much that she had lost, that had been taken from her, and frankly she wanted revenge. She never thought that her client would actually serve as the perfect human she had in mind, until she witnessed her bludgeon someone to death on one of her nightly hunts.
“We should start on your hair. While we do, I would like to discuss something with you.”
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this is a bold request from me and. i Totally get if you don't do it bc it's hard but,,, can you do neal x reader headcanons? Yeah neal the eel he is my guilty pleasure 😔✌
a/n: i got you dw! this is my first time writing for neal so i hope it's okay!! tysm for requesting! these headcanons were updated may 6th, 2023!
pairing: neal the eel x reader
post type: headcanons + little dialouge
word count: 0.6k
warnings: mentions of violence bc of vile, these were originally written before s4 so i kept that timeframe, an electric eel for a pet, slight mention of being bullied. i wrote these in google docs and was too lazy to not capitalize everything like how i usually do lol
I have to start with the fact that Neal did not think he was going to get this far with you. He’s always fancied you, and a part of him is still surprised that you want to be his just as he’s yours. Definitely No Complaints!!
Everyone here knows that he's physically flexible, but he’s also flexible in other ways as well. A very go-with-the-flow fellow! From missions being on date night to a sudden change in emotion from you, you can count on him to be readily prepared!
Neal absolutely uses kiwi slang! If you also speak his slang he’s overjoyed! He makes fun of you if you don’t lol, he’ll teach you though don’t worry!
“Rattle your dags, love! We’re going to be late!”
“..????”
Yes yes, he calls people ‘love’ platonically, yes yes. However, you’re his love. He uses that term romantically only with you. You have backup nicknames as well! His favorites include Honey, Dear, Darling, and Dearest. Call him Baby. Do It.
Neal has naturally slick skin. Since he uses this ability in his line of work often, Neal makes sure to stay properly hydrated. Your bathroom counter is covered in his lotions, creams, and vaselines. (Surprise him with his own organizer.) Skin care also includes the two of you doing face masks together. He prefers the gel kind since sheet masks don't fit his face.
I cannot shake the feeling that you would own a pet Electric Eel. Her name is Madame Mia and she’s his best friend (you’re in second place, sorry /lh) Her aquarium is huge and contains countless water life plants. Neal treats her like royalty, giving her the best food he can find!
Neal is a cuddlebug!! It’s comforting to him to know you’re right there and not leaving. He likes to be all over you, he’s very affectionate and not scared to show it! He gets hot and sticky quickly, so he’ll keep his distance throughout the night. ((Keep an arm around him anyways!))
Neal has two wolves inside of him. One wants to be the King of PDA, letting anyone and everyone know you’re together. The other wants to act like he doesn’t know you in public to protect you.
Working for VILE means giving up normal routines that you won’t realize until it’s too late. Any pair of eyes could mean losing his memory of you forever, it’s quite nerve wracking to be out and about with you :( Despite this, Neal goes out of his way to assure his love for you.
A way he does this is by being a chivalrous gentleman. Expect your doors to be opened, seats pulled out, and your knuckles kissed! Fluster him when he does this. Run your fingers gently across the side of his face, tuck a string of his hair behind his ear, kiss his cheek. A simple “Thank you, Baby.” will have him come undone in your hands. Physical touch is his weakness.
Neal is a Little Stinker (affectionately) who lovingly pokes fun at you, in all good fun ! He knows when to stop! Due to his upbringing being made fun of for his physical attributes, he swore to never do the same to you. Instead, he loves to leave you flustered!
Compliments and flirting, galore!! He wants to remind you of all the little things that had him falling for you in the first place. From the way you bounce back on his witty remarks, the feeling of your skin against his, your smile after he litters your face with kisses. You have him wrapped around your finger!
He’s insatiable about you. You’ve stolen his heart and his life with it! He’s proud to be yours!
© BXTTXRFLYBXDDIE
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All of the CAH :))
Holy shit bruh I just saw this. Damn okay thanks let's go binch!!!A defective condom: Do you want kids someday?- Uh yeah sure lol Idk I like kidsUnfathomable stupidity: What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever said or done?- Look literally everything I do is stupid it's my signature Style.Getting into her pants, politely: How do you tend to flirt?- Oh boy if we're being real, I just talk to them a lot. It sorta depends on the conversation I mostly improvise and play off whatever they say. Also I think I know how to steer a conversation so I get info I need. Trust me I ghostflirt for a lot of my friends #JustWingmanThingsHorrifying laser hair removal accidents: Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery?- Reduction isn't really a "plastic" surgery so no?Saxophone solos: What’s your guilty pleasure band/music genre?- I'm not guilty bout loving BRITNEY BITCHVigorous jazz hands: What’s something you get irrationally excited about?- Oh boy... I don't often show it but I'm easily excitable. I get excited when people make plans with me. That's why when they don't follow through it's really disappointing. That's how you break my heart tbh.A sad handjob: What’s the most awkward/funniest thing that’s happened to you during sex?- Anyway I'm a virgin.Insatiable bloodlust: Have you ever beaten someone up? If so, what for?- Uh yeah I've beaten plenty of people up. When I was younger I was quite the fighter one time I took on four guys just for the heck of it. Then I beat this kid up cause my friend liked him. Then I got into this one fight with one of the tough boys in 5th grade? But teacher broke us apart. Oh also I beat my brother up for fun. Like he's fighting me too it's all in the name of good sport don't worry I'm not abusive to him I'm just way stronger.A 55-gallon drum of lube: What’s your weirdest, most shameful kink?- SocksMufasa’s death scene: What’s something that always makes you cry?- Hachiko. I fucking hate that movie.Drinking ten 5-Hour Energies to get fifty continuous hours of energy: What’s the longest continuous amount of time you’ve been awake?- I believe 23 hours? I've never been awake a whole dayA disappointing salad: What’s the most disgusting thing you’ve ever eaten?- VegetablesBeing nine years old: What were you like as a kid?- From my answer above I had some violent tendencies. I was a bit of a tomboy? But I really liked girly shit too Idk I wasn't much different from I am now. Some really fucked-up shit: What’s the most dickish thing you’ve ever done?- Exist.A cop who is also a dog: Have you ever been arrested? If so, why?- Okay I've had my run-in with the law and police but I've never been officially arrested thankfully... Changing a person’s mind with logic and facts: Have you ever actually managed to convince someone with stupid opinions to change their mind?- Yeah I know I have but I don't remember what it was exactly. Just remember feeling satisfied.A zero-risk way to make $2000 from home: Have you ever fallen for what was, in hindsight, an obvious scam?- No!Teaching a girl how to handjob the penis: Would any of your partners, past or present, say you’re good in bed?- Consider this: I am a virginGay thoughts: When did you really start to realize your sexual orientation?- 8th gradeAlbert Einstein but if he had huge muscles and a rhinoceros cock: What’s a historical figure you truly admire?- Fuck this is difficult. I don't ??? admire anyonePeeing into a girl’s butt to make a baby: How did you learn where babies come from?- I figured it out myself in the 4th grade.Consensual, nonreproductive incest: Do you have any ships that Tumblr would hate you for?- No I'm not really a shipping type?Getting caught by the police and going to jail: Have you ever done time?- The only time I've done is bedtime. A sweaty, panting leather daddy: Have you ever actually had kinky sex?- I am... a virginBees?: Have you ever actually watched Bee Movie in its entirety?- Um yeah I've watched it like 5 times???The Abercrombie and Fitch lifestyle: Would Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way consider you a goth or a prep?- I think she'd think I'm a prep first but once she gets to know me she realized I'm goffik like herActually getting shot, for real: How do you want to go?- Hit by a car.
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Hercules Odysseus Persaud - Character Sheet
i have often dreamed of a far off place / where a hero's welcome would be waiting for me / where the crowds would cheer, when they see my face / and a voice keeps saying this is where I'm meant to be /
i'll be there someday, i can go the distance / i will find my way if i can be strong / i know every mile would be worth my while / when i go the distance, i'll be right where i belong
Stats
Birthday: April 28th, 1995 (April 25th is his real birthday.) (Taurus)
Hogwarts House (Primary): Hufflepuff
Hogwarts House (Secondary): Gryffindor
Myers-Briggs: INFP
Enneagram: Type 8
Height: 6’2
Overview
Mother — Elena Persaud (nee Khanna) (62) (Birth mother: Diana, 47, Amazonian)
Father — Darsh Persaud (58) (Birth father: Mohammad Agate, 51, solider)
Mother’s Occupation — Professor of Anthropology
Father’s Occupation — Archeologist
Family Finances — Middle class, but lots of travel stipends and research grants
Birth Order — Only child
Brothers — None
Sisters — Artemis, half-sister, 17 (unknown)
Other Close Family — Father has a brother with wife and two kids, grandparents are dead. (Uncle Rashid, 64; Aunt Meera; Ahsan, cousin, 32, wife: Rachna, daughter: Padma (10); Lata, cousin 26, just got married to: Kamal Bazar)
Best Friend — Pegasus Hippoi
Other Friends — He had a few friends back home, but not many really, no one worth mentioning.
Enemies — Also none
Pets — His mom has a cat, her name is Bastet.
Home Life During Childhood — They travelled a lot when Herc was a kid, but he had a lovely home life, very happy. Everyone made fun of him, but his parents were supportive and comforting. When he found out he was adopted it kind of shattered his world view.
Town or City Name(s) — India 1995-2000 (Mombai) (0-5); Greece 2000-2005 (5-10); America (LA) 2005-2007 (10-12); Brazil (Rio De Janeiro) 2007-2009 (12-14); New Zealand/Australia 2009-2012 (14-17); Egypt (Cairo/Alexandria) 2012-2013 (17-18); Sarah Lawrence College, NY: 2013-2017 (parents still there)
What Did His or Her Bedroom Look Like — it was always changing, but always full of artifacts
Any Sports or Clubs — Nah, Herc was homeschooled for the most part, tho he tried boyscouts for a little bit. Didn’t end well.
Favorite Toy or Game — Loves to read, especially fantasy
Schooling — Homeschooled, lots of hands on stuff.
Favorite Subject — History
Popular or Loner — Loner
Important Experiences or Events — finding out he was adopted
Health Problems — none, really.
Culture — some Indian, but his family celebrates culture from all over
Religion and beliefs — Spiritual more than anything else, but leaning towards Hinduism
Your Character’s Character
Bad Habits — he bites his nails a lot
Good Habits — he’s v hygienic, is definitely not a typical boy in that way
Best Characteristic — he’s so sweet, just the sweetest bean
Worst Characteristic — being way too hard on himself
Worst Memory — finding out he was adopted/getting broken up w??
Best Memory — when he first used his powers to help someone proper-like
Proud of — uhhh his parents? That doesn’t count, Herc.
Embarrassed by — everything tbh
Driving Style — he’s like a grandma
Strong Points — lol he’s literally so strong; but no he’s so gentle and kind
Temperament — the gentlest of lambs
Attitude — self-deprecating
Weakness — being too nice probably
Fears — heights
Phobias — the dark
Secrets — he’s adopted
Regrets — none really
Feels Vulnerable When — lmao literally all the time
Pet Peeves — mean people
Conflicts — loves his parents but wants to know where he came frommm
Motivation — internal; wants to be a good person, wants to help people
Sexuality — pansexual and demisexual
Exercise Routine — lol what exercise routine?
Day or Night Person — eh i feel like he’s a midday person. Wakes up around 10ish, goes to sleep at a decent time.
Introvert or Extrovert — introverted extrovert
Optimist or Pessimist — he kinda straddles the line tbh; he’s a champion for other ppl
Likes and Styles
Music — he likes a lot of stuff; but he’s really into folky--mumford and sons is probably his fave
Books — The Song of Ice and Fire series, he’s a NERD. Also, Harry Potter, he reads the Star Wars novelisations, etc.
Foods — Spicyy. Any thing kind of out there. Herc is an adventurous eater, he’s had shit like scorpion or alligator, even monkey brains once when he was in Saudi Arabia
Drinks — He’s got a sweet tooth and he loves chocolate milk.
Animals — All animals!! But he likes tigers best, probably. Biggest Big Cats ftw
Sports — Conceptually, Herc loves the idea of sports, but, he has always been afraid to play and now he feels like it’s too late
Social Issues — ?? Herc is a liberal, ofc. He grew up travelling the world and appreciating different cultures.
Favorite Saying — “when you fall, get back up”
Color — Yellow! It’s bright and cheery and makes him happy
Clothing — idk like typical boy clothing? He isn’t the snazziest dresser but isn’t awful, though someone should give him a makeover.
Jewelry — He has the pendant that his adopted parents gave him that he had with him at birth, but besides that he’s got like a watch. That’s about it.
Games — He’d play video games but his parents were more of a “go outside and play” type bc they’re older so they don’t get it
Websites — Definitely has a tumblr and an instagram
TV Shows — Game of Thrones, though he hates that it isn’t following the books anymore
Movies — Action films, but he likes indie stuff too and more thoughtful pieces. I think his favorite is probably the Power of One.
Greatest Want — to fit in
Greatest Need — to accept who he is
Where and How Does Your Character Live Now
Home — with Pegasus! In Swynlake!
Household furnishings — nothin fancy
Favorite Possession — His books, he can’t keep many of them, so he treasures the ones he does have
Most Cherished Possession — The amulet
Neighborhood — ??
Married Before — pfft no
Significant Other Before — he had like maybe one cute girlfriend somewhere but obviously he had to leave her. Maybe someone in college that he was too afraid to talk to.
Children — none
Relationship with Family — He loves all his cousins and his extended family. His relationship w his parents as a kid was always rock solid, but now the foundation has been rocked.
Car — none, but he can drive
Career — working as a TA at PrideU
Dream Career — a professor! (a hero)
Dream Life — continuing to travel the world, but probably not forever. He wants to settle down eventually. And now it’s kind of in flux because of his powers.
Love Life — A few girlfriends, nothing serious.
Hobbies — Reading, researching, dreaming of More (™).
Guilty Pleasure — Being on the computer
Talents or Skills — lol none - says Herc
Intelligence Level — he’s pretty smart, not like wicked smart. Average intelligence, but he has an insatiable appetite.
Finances — eh he gets by
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