#insert Drake meme here

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

DP X DC AU the Batkids recognize Danny because they've seen his TV Show!

.....

Discuss.

(I just think it is an untapped vein of humor and shenanigans, if not Truman's world style moral drama, to have the Batkids not only immediately recognize and know Danny but are able to sing his fuckin theme song at him. 😭 😭😭)

#i just imagine Tim Dick and Jason in various states of mouth wide open when they see Danny #totally doibg the spiderman pointing meme #like they totally think theyve been hit with some hallucinogen cuz theres no way Danny Phantom from the cartoon is here! #and Dannys like uh how tf do u know my name #and somebodys gotta jump in like “ DUDE YOU'RE DANNY PHANTOM FROM TV! YOU'RE HIM * insert theme song*” #and some else has gotta do that voice from the end of the intro thats like “ hes a phantom” #and somebody else probably Dick is all like “ IM GOING GHOST” #and we pan over to Danny and he is deer in headlights freaked tf out as these bats fanboy over their childhood cartoon hero #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc au #danny fenton #danny phantom #batman #batfam #red robin #tim drake #dick grayson #nightwing #red hood #jason todd #DC

[seventh-district]

why have i suddenly been gripped with the desire to get back into fishkeeping

#Seven.txt #fish stuff #fishkeeping #fish keeping #fishblr #i’m not complaining cause i’ve lowkey missed feeling so passionate about the hobby but. my brain couldn’t have picked a less convenient tim #me: trying to spend less money and manage my time better #my brain: hey hey hey you know what you should do? you should get back into a really expensive and time-consuming hobby!!! it’ll be fun!!! #and i mean. it’s not like i truly ever got out of it i just sort of dialed back the number of tanks and fish i have over the past few years #so i’ve currently got a bunch of empty tanks and equipment sitting around collecting dust #i do still have three fish that i thought would be my last for a While. i’ve had them for a number of years and they’re all old by now #so i’m just trying to help them live the rest of their days as comfortably as they can #well. Paprika and Thing One are near their end but in spite of the Mystery Growth on Thing Two’s head that little guy is still doing fine #so he could still be here for awhile. who knows. but anyways #fishkeeping was one of my first really intense and long lasting special interests/hyperfixations so it’s such a strange feeling #to have it come back so strongly and for no obvious reason. but. that’s the nature of fixations i suppose! #insert Drake and Josh ‘I do not control the hyperfixation’ meme here #anyways. the project to finally set up the 75gal that’s been sitting empty for years is finally underway!!! so that’s exciting! #now i’ve got to make a list of things i need and find somewhere to set up a quarantine tank. hrmmm #and also cry over the fact that the filter i need is 200 dollars ahahahaaaaa why did my brain have to latch onto this hobby oh my god #oh man. i’ve gotta order the snails and activated media before the weather gets any warmer or they’ll cook in the bag on the way here ugh #This Post Brought To You By- me sitting here refreshing my email every 10 mins. waiting for Cynthia to let me know if she still has #these two adorable Sakura Ranchus avaliable to purchase. i mean. they were listed in Sep. 2021 so i will be Shocked if she still has them #but maybe the universe will smile upon me and i'll get lucky!

[alvindraperzzz]

Why are Tim Drake antis so mad that Tim is canonically a great detective. Like of all the things to be mad about. Why that.

#this week on antis can’t find anything to hate about Tim so they come up with the dumbest stuff to be mad about #its not like your favorite bat character is filling that niche #except Bruce but funny thing I never see the Bruce stans complaining about Tim being a good detective #insert ‘why is it always you three’ meme here #you know exactly which three bat characters’ stans I’m talking about #not conflating this with the smartest Robin argument though there’s certainly overlap #ive seen posts specifically raging against Tim being a detective and how him figuring out Batman’s identity isn’t all that #tim drake

[ourple-octoling]

"Wait. I-is that snow in your hair? In the middle of the desert?"

"Listen with the Zapfish gone, a guy gotta do what a guy is gotta do cool off. I just used a shaved ice machine and slapped it onto my head!"

That was a lie- The octoling had just left Alterna and well-- He didn't even notice that there was leftover snow lingering on his tentacles. Can even mention the whole thing with Alterna? Or was that against it SquidBeak Splatoon Protocol? Either way, he wasn't going to mention to the person who called him a 'Fruit' the other day. Though, this half-assed lie wasn't gonna get taken seriously, wasn't it? Buuut... perhaps the cropped/torn hero attire could help his claim? This kinda clothing does help with cooling off the heat.

#insert drake and josh meme here : 'are u calling me a liar??' 'I AINT CALLING U A TRUTHER!!!' #no more questions thank you ; ask #jukkumi

[whumpering-heights]

(Oh, okay, thank you! Sorry, I live under a metaphorical rock lol)

And what were you doing at the movie theatre in the first place? And I mean. she predictably would've been upset after being stood up?? This could also do a lot of bad stuff for Jackson's reputation? Either you planned this, or your emotional intelligence and farsight is that of a bag of spilt chia seeds on the carpeted floor.

(hey np always happy to clarify stuff!)

He repeats your last sentence back in a mocking tone. "Chia seeds on the carperted floor, wow, you're so clever!" he sneers. "Whatever. You're obsessed with me, why don't you go on your own date? Oh wait, I bet you don't have any!" He looks smug, and almost a little dissapointed that no one else is present to hear that zinger.

#as for the question 'is chris a manipulator or really emotionally immature?' #the answer is 'all of the above' #behind the masks #hero #ask meme #insert drake meme here: #writing your next chapter: no. #answering asks in character and drawings? yes.

[crystaldeclear]

if you take a swing Kylian, I promise everyone will look the other way

#macron should not be allowed to talk to people of color ever #dude bends over for the front national every day and he thinks our brown and black players want to hear from him #like the islamophobia the xenophobia as if the cfa franc is not modern imperialism the Thatcherian austerity measures #insert drake he thinks he's part of the team meme here hope they jump you in the locker room

[saphrun]

Tim Drake HC if he never became robin

(Let's face it, no way he was normal. the brain rot is real)

He was thirteen when Jason died, and he was getting pretty concerned for Bruce, but also getting really off put by the violence becuase batman was never that violent

This pretty much culminates in THE INCIDENT

Tim isn't even taking pictures that night, he had after school detention, and because he knew gotham so well, was decently more muscular then the average person and very fast, he was taking his time

He watches batman almost kill someone. The man will never be able to walk again.

He calls the police, and continues hiding and following Bruce, because something was going on, and lets face it, he didn't really have any plans.

He doesn't know this, but lady shiva is in gotham, and doing the same thing

It turns out theres a villan AND hero intervention going on, where clark may or may not be guilt tripping bruce HARD into getting help

However, before Tim can trail him to the intervention, someone catches his eye

He's not that well dressed, Suit looks nice-ish, but the tie is obviously thrifted, and his watch is a little too good (classic signs of working for a gang, intimidation, spurts of money, clearly not knowing how to spend smart)

Tim decides that this is more important. Plus, what's he going to do tailing batman? Get caught while not even doing anything? No thank you

It turns out that guy worked falcon, and long story short, Tim ends up fighting a bunch of gang members in a wearhouse.

He takes out around half before, Oh lookie there, its batman, and he's rescheduled his intervention till the morning.

Tim is proper injured, a few good bruises and a couple generously bleeding cuts.

Then, because batman is fighting everyone in the warehouse, not just goons, because he doesn’t know what Tim is doing there, skewers him to the wall with a batarang.

Tim pretends to be knocked out but is going what the fuck batman inside his head

Shiva, who has been watching this entire encounter, and was very impressed by someone with little to no formal training goes and drops down menacingly from the rafters

She offers to train Tim and he's like sure ;-;

They go back to paris, and just to say, Tim's parents aren't just MIA. They straight up moved out of gotham and keep limated contact with tim, just making sure CPS doesn't get them into legal trouble

Tims fine with that too

So, in paris, Tim and lady shiva are kicking ass. Tim is learning to play dirty but also gains a strict code

He's very clear that he wont kill anyone, and that he believes keeping them alive is a sign of strength. that he wasn't so weak that killing them was his only option

They disagree but eventually Tim's pretty good at combat and Shiva sends him on his marry way (he beats her in a fight by drugging some food she ate four days prior and wouldn't set in until she was testing him)

Tim starts moonlighting league of assassins, just doing whatever really, and finds out the holly shit, Talia had a thing for bruce and his dead hero jason, brought jason back to life, send him and their secret love child to gotham, and also disrespected Ra's

He thinks shes so cool, and decides to drop by gotham, yk go home, throw in a public appearance with his parents, try the new zelda game

TURNS OUT HIS PARENTS DIE ON THE WAY OVER, ON HIS FOURTEENTH BIRTHDAY

What the flip man, says Tim, on live television, reading a text finding out his parents are dead.

He doesn't say what the text was about though, so the people of gotham make a twitter meme about some rando kid at a gala

The whole things kinda a disaster anyway, so its fine (its later known as The Gala of [insert year])

Dick Grayson just got back from traveling (space) and finds out Jason and Dami are alive/exist, and tries hiding in the back, ending up in the same room as Tim

_______________

"Why are you back here?" Dick Grayson asks the black haired kid sitting at the table, playing what looks like a knock off of neopets. "My parents just died." He says sagely, not looking up from his phone. Dick doesn't really know how to respond to that but ask more questions. "How- uh how did they die?"

Black haired kid shrugs.

#dick grayson #nightwing #discowing #red hood #jason todd #damian wayne #batman #bruce wayne #lady shiva #headcanon #fanfiction #tim drake #tim drake is not robin #suspend your belief imagine them being emotionally vulnerable #batfam #red robin #tim and dick

[gojoest]

if i tagged every jjk thought i had posted here with the x reader tag i'd probably be both more popular and more blocked (insert drake hotline bling reaction meme)

#— ai rambles #the point is #do not tag every single sentence you post on tumblr dot com into the x reader tag pls thank you

[ok-boomerang]

RIP Wingman Aang and what could have been

Another incidental casualty of the terrible ATLA canon relationships: The Zutara fandom understandably reckons with the KA relationship by regularly making it one-sided in fanon, and we all lose out on AANG JOINING THE SCHEMES TO GET ZUKO AND KATARA TOGETHER.

Like yes, Aang as jealous admirer/jilted ex is often a great plot device for ZK fics--I am certainly guilty of this--but WINGMAN AANG would be so much more fun.

*insert Drake meme here bc I'm too lazy to make it*

Aang mooning over his mother figure? Boooooo, hisssss.

Aang inciting Parent Trap-esque shenanigans with Toph to get Mom and Dad together? Yessssss.

Bonus: Aang officiating the ZK wedding!

#zutara #zuko x katara #aang #katara #toph #atla critical #wingman aang #i mean he IS an airbender #anti kataang

[metroid-fusion]

I AM TRYING TO IDENTIFY A MEME MASHUP FROM 2018 (or earlier)

aka the mreligion_set01 post

in 2018 someone i knew sent me a song someone they knew made. it was a 12 minute long meme mashup and it was really impressive. ive had this file on my computer for 5 years and ive listened to it so much but the problem is that i have no idea who the fuck made it or whether it's ever been posted online anywhere. i may very well be one of the only people thats ever heard this song. PLEASE try and help me identify it.

unfortunately. i am NOT going to post it here. because it is not mine and i cannot properly give credit. HOWEVER i am going to post a TRACKLIST because it is a distinctive tracklist that will help in identifying it.

this thing is 12 minutes 10 seconds, or maybe 12 minutes and 9 seconds. it's MAYBE associated with siivagunner somehow because it has siivagunner memes in it. i dont know all the songs in it but i listed the majority of them

track list IN ORDER below the cut (sorry for inserting opinions into it i just really like this mashup)

snow halation casin by glue70 (reposted in the wrong neighborhood) we are number one all star boulevard of broken dreams gary come home from spongebob shelter porter robinson accidentally in love from shrek 2 679 by fetty wap closer chainsmokers in the air tonight witchcraft by pendulum live and learn numb linkin park one week barenaked ladies zedd clarity Vagrant Counting Song of Retrospection from Kirby Planet Robobot (THIS SONG IS THE BASE FOR SIIVAGUNNER REBOOTED) ocean man take on me blurred lines by robin thicke welcome to the black parade the man by aloe blacc smooth we are number one bonetrousle purple lamborghini from suicide squad [this bridge dates this song heavily] waters of nazareth chip da ripper freestyle with interior crocodile alligator sample of joel saying "GRAND DAD. FLEENTSTONES?" dk rap down with the sickness ghostbusters crank that soulja boy gangnam style i play pokemon go every day (pg song for kids) by misha the nutshack [end of bridge] reeses puffs rap (on top of waters of nazareth) let the bodies hit the floor cruel angel's thesis uptown funk YMCA village people wild wild west will smith rhythm heaven ringside (POSEA FOR THE FANS) tunak tunak tun kahoot theme gentleman psy pen pineapple apple pen feel good inc gorillaz nutshack theme boombastic by shaggy panda swimming pools drank by kendrick lamar forever by drake et al goodbye to a world porter robinson [editors note. this part of this mashup is really fucking good. i need to find out who made this shit because it rules so hard] shooting stars bag raiders, snow halation, carry on my wayward son. 21 guns green day lord of the game death grips ignition remix r kelly cinema (skrillex or whoever) i dont care charli xcx scatman CAAAAAAARRY OOOOOONNN of welcome to the black parade TAAAAAAKE ONNNNN MEEEEEEE space oddity by davie bowie through the fire and flames dragonforce king of carrot flowers part 2 by neutral milk hotel spider-man 2 pizza theme mamma mia abba [reprise of a bunch of songs from the intro <3<3<3] fireflies by owl city

NOTABLE: THIS MASHUP DOES NOT HAVE MEGALOVANIA IN IT

&so with that i say please find this mashup and send it to me and listen to it

#this post might b a little silly but thats ok #a511ff #mashup #siivagunner #silvagunner #<-people in these tags will be more likely to know how to look for this shit

[wolfdragon88]

*insert drake meme here* On top: mainstream creepy pastas

on bottom: gaming creepy pastas >=D

Ben : I agree mostly thou, lui and ej are exceptions to the rule-- wait... which drake meme are you referring to? The regular or the reverse one?

#askblog #answer #question #ben drowned #lost silver #fnf

[zerodaryls]

For the ask game: 6, 22 and 24!

6: Most famous person you’ve met

Either Bill Nye (thE SCIENCE GUY! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!) or uhh if we're going with like. Teeny bopper famous dudes of the olden days (i.e. 2007) then Mitchel Musso aka the nerdy guy friend on Hannah Montana whose name escapes me (Oliver??? that's my cat's name lmao okay)

22: Favorite Movie

can't choose just one but i guess i'll go with Killer Klowns From Outer Space because i've been spending stupid amounts of money on KKFOS merch lately and because the theme song is constantly looping in the back of my brain

24: A random fact about yourself

uhhhh, idk... dwi'n dysgu Cymraeg! (i'm learning Welsh) and i really wanna be fluent someday and maybe even move to Wales if i can make that happen. i've got an autistic Special Interest in Wales (which i feel weird saying because like that's a whole country with people in it and it feels weird to be like THAT'S MY SPECIAL INTEREST especially being an American bc Americans are The Worst when it comes to being weird about other people's cultures but like. <insert that one Drake & Josh meme that's like I DO NOT CONTROL THE SPECIAL INTEREST here> 😅)

thanks for the ask!! <3

[reyskywalker328]

*insert Drake meme here*

Constantly pitting Ahsoka and Rey against each other as certain Star Wars fans like to do 👎👎👎

Having Ahsoka and Rey work together, kicking ass, and driving the separatists, empire, and first order out of the galaxy 👍👍👍

#lego star wars the skywalker saga #coruscant #rey skywalker #ahsoka tano #anti star wars fanboys

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

insert initial d meme here

by lizardtailsfails

Jason meets his first real ghosts!

Words: 1973, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of how to befriend your local ghost-boy

Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Jason Todd, Danny Fenton, Johnny 13 (Danny Phantom), Kitty (Danny Phantom), Cassandra Cain, Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, Dick Grayson

Relationships: Danny Fenton/Jason Todd, Johnny 13/Kitty (Danny Phantom)

Additional Tags: jason meets his first real ghost!, everyone except the first jason danny kitty and johnny only appear over comms chatter, FINALLY I WRITE SOMETHING THAT ISN'T 90 PERCENT WORLDBUILDING AND EXPOSITION

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/47123863

#IFTTT #bruce wayne #batman #the dark knight #the cape crusader #gotham #dc universe #ao3 #ao3feed

[powerof3in1]

Rick Grimes < Sweet Summer Burrito 

#insert Drake meme here #staysaliive #XD we're never calling him anything else again #okay maybe bandaged burrito boi #and officer sexy #sexy burrito #i fuckin cant #XD

[patchun]

how am i supposed to know if i'm allowed to want to fuck this character if her clothing doesn't stick unrealistically to every contour of her body?

#those boobs... #(insert drake and josh megan meme here) #guess what this yukari image is from :> #yeah you guessed it #this is official lost word yukari! #yukari yakumo #touhou #anime #feminism #i hate these people #patchunslibrary