#insert that ‘you ruined a perfectly good *blank*’ meme

[melhekhelmurkun]

Besties watch me learn how to reality shift just so I can strangle Denethor. I am THIS CLOSE 🤏 THIS FUCKING CLOSE and I just think that bashing his head against the wall of the citadel a few times is the best way to quite literally hammer the point into his ridiculously thick and empty skull

FARAMIR IS BRILLIANT! HE IS WONDERFUL AND YOU HIT THE JACKPOT WITH SUCH A SON BUT YOU CHOSE TO BE AN ABUSIVE FUCKBAG! YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW UNBELIEVABLY LUCKY YOU ARE TO HAVE HIM

Anyways this is my official notification to Denethor son of Ecthelion, Steward of Gondor: I will find a way. I will. And once you burn (again) I will be filing adoption papers because clearly you cannot be trusted to parent a goldfish let alone an amazing and kindhearted man

#insert that ‘you ruined a perfectly good *blank*’ meme #you ruined a perfectly good Faramir look at him he’s got anxiety #I’m sorry I just have #so much rage #this is a Denethor hate account if you can’t tell #I despise him #book Denethor and movie Denethor idc #I cannot wait to meet him in LOTRO so I can hate him there too #given the chance I would absolutely push him off the prow of the citadel myself #and then immediately get arrested and hanged for regicide but it’s the thought that counts #I think Gandalf would agree with me tbh #and Pippin #Pippin would probably do it with me ngl #lotr #faramir #denethor #I will I’ll do it besties don’t think I won’t #the only thing that’s stopping me is the whole… fictional character thing…