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sagwa0730 · a day ago
I love this mushroom
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mio-nika · 2 days ago
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She’s reading r/glitch_in_the_matrix or lolcow, dunno
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nfxtuated · 2 days ago
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I made another one for the tik tok gang yaaaay ✨ I was scrolling through my likes on tik tok and when I saw this I couldn’t help but think it was perfect for Andre bc of the STD part HAHAHAHA help I’m having too much fun w these
Next one will be Gigi 👀 I have something special for her and another meme idea of Gigi with A.T. - while I work on those tho I’ll also work on oc/sona interactions with A.T. I’ve been wanting to work on this week sjdjekrne
Also can I just say I’m way more happy w how this one turned out 💕 it’s the second one I’ve made but I’m more comfy w the tools that I used on this one than in the first one, so the quality of the rest of these series will be the same as this or might improve and I’m excited
Anyway this is the tik tok I used for this post
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julimye · 2 days ago
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Canon frat boy manwife in a cartoon... netflix you shouldnt have 😳
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insidemalewife · 2 days ago
Can you do Brett trying his best to be dominant?
(plz i cant cut it off with the read more thing cuz my laptops broke sobs)
"can i… try something?" he asked while fiddling with his fingers. you paused the movie and turned to him, "of course!! what is it sweetheart?" you replied. he fumbled over his words, mumbling, and nervously wringing his hands together, avoiding eye contact. "what was that baby? i cant hear you" you asked while grabbing his hand. brett flushed, eyes flicking to your interlocked fingers.
"do you… do you think I could try being the uh.. the uhm… the one that does like- like the stuff? likewhenwehavesex…" he sputtered out. you smiled softly, gently cooing at him. you grabbed his face and made him look at you, "of course you can! no need to get all embarrassed about it sweetheart".
brett's face lit up with a large grin, "thank you!! oh man i am so excited" he exclaimed while happily shuffling his feet around on the ground. you match his smile, slowly climbing onto him to straddle his lap. his face immediately turns red as he nervously holds your hips. you press your chests together, gently holding his neck, and bring him into a slow kiss, giving him a chance to take over.
his grip on your hips tightens as the two of you kiss. starting to get impatient, brett gently prods at your lips with his tongue, asking for you to part them. you smirked slightly, wanting to see how far you could take this, and you kept your mouth closed. brett huffed and tried again, but to no avail. you kept your lips shut.
eventually, brett had enough and thrusted up into your crotch. you gasped against his lips and he immediately initiated a full blown make out session. you pulled him in closer and moaned lightly into the kiss.
you started grinding down on brett (s very obvious boner lol) which caused him to groan into your mouth. he started getting more handsy, shoving his hands under your shirt and caressing your bare skin.
the kiss started getting more desperate and aggressive, but you both eventually had to part to catch your breath. you could still tell that brett was holding back a bit, so you gave him a gentle nudge. you placed your hands at the hem of his pants and tugged lightly, signaling that you wanted them off.
once he gave you the okay, you sank to your knees and pulled down his pants, leaving him in his boxers. you could see a faint wet spot from how much precum he was leaking. you decided you hadn't done enough teasing and softly mouthed at his clothed cock, sucking where the tip was. brett started breathing heavily and quietly moaned, weaving his fingers through your hair.
you even decided to go as far as kissing down his thighs, nipping at his inner thighs. brett whined but quickly snapped out of it and gripped your hair harder. you moaned as he forced you to look him in the eye and he smiled tightly, "c'mon babe don't tease me.." he said with underlying impatience.
you grinned bashfully and bit your lip as you finally pulled down his boxers. brett hissed as his cock slapped against his stomach, precum dribbling out of the tip. you gently wrapped your hand around it and started pumping your fist.
but brett wasn't having it, he pulled your mouth close to his member by your hair, "suck" he demanded. you felt your groin throb in anticipation. hearing brett be so demanding and passive agressive turned you on IMMENSELY, you could already feel yourself dripping with excitement.
you licked a strip up his cock and enclosed your mouth around the tip, gently sucking on it. you placed your hands on his thighs as you took more and more of him into your mouth.
brett groaned loudly and visibly relaxed. he started stroking your hair and gently thrusted up into your mouth testing the waters. once he realized you were okay with it, he gripped the sides of your head and started shallowly thrusting. as soon as he felt his tip hit the back of your throat he let out an open mouthed moan.
he started picking up the pace and moaning more frequently. just knowing that your usually submissive boyfriend was fave fucking you made you shudder. while brett was busy with your mouth, you snuck your hands down to your crotch to try and relieve some of the pressure.
brett was quick to pull out of your mouth and jerk you up to be face to face with him, "and just what do you think you're doing? who told you that you could touch yourself?" he asked menacingly. you whimpered and attempted to look away from his intense gaze. he pulled you up into his lap and held you by your jaw, "aww c'mon baby.. what happened to my usual dominant (y/n)? where are they now huh??" he teased.
his bare cock brushed against your clothed core and you moaned at the sensation. you tried to chase the feeling by pushing yourself down onto him but to no avail, his grip on you was too strong.
brett smirked and lifted your shirt over your head. he lightly dragged a nail across your chest and tweaked your nipples between his fingers. you gasped and arched your back into the touch, chasing any sort of relief he gave you. he lowered his head to your neck and started nibbling and sucking at your neck, leaving red and purple blooming wherever he touched.
you gripped at his hair and whined loudly, "brett please just touch me" you said desperately. you felt bretts grin against your neck, "but i am touching you baby, what do you mean?" he taunted.
you huffed, "you know what i mean!!" you exclaimed and you threw your head back in annoyance. brett immediately pulled away from you neck and moved his hands down to rest at your waist. "now now (y/n), what's with that attitude? bad (boys/girls) don't get what they want y'know" he replied.
you panicked, "no no!! i'll be good, promise". brett raised an eyebrow and thrusted up into you. you gasped and lurched forward, gripping onto his shoulders. he massaged your hips and demanded, "beg for it then. beg for me to touch you like the good (boy/girl) you are then.
you flushed, "p-please?" you asked meekly, not used to being the one begging. brett barked out a laugh, causing you to blush a darker shade of red. "is that really the best you can do? you basically just wasting my time now" he retorted while trying to seem bored.
you wrapped your arms around his shoulders and pressed your bare chest against his clothed one and pushed your face into his neck. while still blushing like a tomato, you pleaded, "please please please touch me please brett i'll be so good i'll let you do whatever you want just please touch me".
brett grunted and roughly pulled you into a heated kiss. you sighed heavily into the kiss and melted into it, trying to impossibly closer to him. he furiously licked the inside of you mouth as he palmed at your crotch.
you hesitantly pulled away from the kiss to stand up and take the rest of your clothes off before jumping right back onto his lap. you pressed your drenched core onto his cock and he groaned out loudly, bucking his hips up to rub against the warmth. you whined and tugged at his shirt, the only thing keeping the two of you from being completely skin to skin. he quickly pulled it off his torso and pulled you into him, starting to mouth at your neck again as you began to grind down onto him.
brett pushed you onto your stomach and pulled your hips up to be flush to his pelvis. you arched your back and attempted to push back and impale yourself on his cock, but he kept you still. you huffed and whined as you teased the head against your wet folds.
you desperately whimpered out "brett please!! i cant take it anymore please fuck me please please plea-" you were cut off with a yelp as brett bottomed out inside of you. you immediately clenched around him and howled in pleasure as he hissed from the tightness of your hole.
after you were adjusted well enough, brett set a slow pace. hunched over you with one hand on your hip and one next to your head he languidly dragged his cock in and out of you. he groaned as you moaned quietly, digging your nails into the cushions.
brett leaned down and bit your shoulder, practically growling into your ear. you whimpered from the pain but soon moaned loudly, the sensation mixing in with pleasure. "f-fuck brett fuucckkk please go faster please-" you rambled.
he wrapped one hand around your neck and the other one on your hip and pulled you up so your back was flush with his chest. he gently kissed your neck before pounding into you, taking your breath away. "this better baby? you want me to fuck you nice and hard?" brett grunted into your ear.
you quickly nodded and dropped your head back to rest on his shoulder. brett was quick to turn your head and smash your lips together as he kept up his brutal pace. you moaned into his mouth as he pushed his tongue against yours.
Brett moved his hand down to rub at your most sensitive area causing you to push jolt. you gasped into the kiss and arched your back, pushing brett even deeper into you. brett started murmuring dirty things into your ear, like you sound so pretty and you look perfect on my cock.
his words caused you to clench around him, which only encouraged his to fuck you harder and rub you faster. you could feel the knot in your stomach tightening, you wanted to try and warn brett that you were getting close but all you could get out was gargled moans and gasps.
brett changed his angle inside you and began hitting your sweet spot directly and you practically ascended. all of the sensations plus brett being dominant all piled on top of each other and soon enough caused the dam to break.
your whole body shuddered and your legs quaked as you came hard. you let out a long drawn out open mouthed moan as your body convulsed. brett slowed his pace and moved his hand from your throat to your hair, letting you ride out your orgasm.
you whimpered as he pulled out of your sensitive heat and allowed you to sit down. you took a quick glance down and saw that he was still rock hard. you slowly sank down to your knees and sleepily smiled up at him.
he flushed and flapped his hands around "n-no its alright!! i can go take care of myself later you need to rest!!" he blabbered out. you rolled your eyes playfully, "be quiet baby let me take care of you now. you deserve it after giving me the best orgasm of my entire life" you said as you winked up at him.
he blushed harder, but allowed you to touch him. you took the tip into your mouth and sucked hard while you pumped the rest with your hand. brett gasped and hunched forward, gripping onto your hair. your gently dug your tongue into the slit and he let our a loud high pitched moan. you picked up the pace and took more and more of him into your mouth. "(y/n) please im so close fuck fuck im gonna cum-" he sobbed out, weakly trying to push you off of him. you kept up your pace, and he whined.
brett soon let out a loud sob, cumming down your throat. you gently sucked on the tip, wanting to get every last drop of it in your mouth. you only pulled away when he whined and tried closing his legs. you smiled up at his red face and reached over to grab both of your underwear. you threw him his, and put yours on.
once you both were 'dressed' you grabbed his hand and led him to the bedroom. once you reached the bed, the both of you flopped into it and immediately began tangling your limbs together, white brett pushing his face into your chest and you wrapping a leg around his waist.
you kissed his forehead and whispered a soft i love you into his hair and he replied with a muffled one as well. completely exhausted, the two of you almost immediately fell asleep.
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mishibashimori · a day ago
Brett Hand Being Protective Headcannons
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-He’s not usually possessive or aggressive at all. He trusts you completely to handle yourself, but there are moments where he feels compelled to jump to your defense. Especially if you feel threatened.
-If it’s a physical threat, he will put his body between you and the aggressor if necessary. He hates the thought of you being hurt so if that means he might take the hit, so be it.
-If he sees you’re uncomfortable he’ll linger behind you or near you until you feel safe
-You CAN trust him to watch your drink
-Think this sweet man could never get angry? You’d be incredibly wrong. Because if anyone touches/talks to you in a way you don’t want them to he’s a furious, red faced, voice cracking ball of “LEavE tHeM aLoNe!!!”
-I know I’ve already said this but I cannot emphasize enough that he WILL BE YOUR HUMAN SHEILD
-He’ll also try to do low key things to help you out of a situation:
“Hey (Y/N)! Come hang out with me and Reagan!”
“Let’s go outside for some fresh air. I’m feeling queasy and I need someone to come out with me.”
“Hey (Y/N) come dance with me! I need a partner!”
-Lots of: “are you okay?” “I can tell them to leave.” “Do you want to walk out with me?”
-He won’t get involved if you say you’re really fine, but he loves you and cares so much he will definitely linger just in case
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undeadghosty · a day ago
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Wandavision AU outfits
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Shout out to Netflix's Inside job for:
a) having a mixed race Asian woman be the driving force behind the world's most important agency and
b) having the canonically most attractive guy in the entire show have a really big nose.
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cognito-incorrect · 2 days ago
Brett: Bye, Reagan! Bye, Andre! Bye, Gigi! Bye, Myc! Bye, Glenn! Bye, Reagan!
Random Cognito Worker: You said “Bye, Reagan” twice.
Brett: I like Reagan.
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nfxtuated · 13 hours ago
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Gigi comforting an overwhelmed by work A.T. and giving her a lil confidence boost bc why not maybe this comes in handy when trying to romance Reagan right HABDBKSN
I saw this and wanted to draw it HAHAHAHA just thought that this would be more fitting for A.T. and Gigi
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Either way would’ve fit ngl HAHAHHA
Bear w me pls it’s one of the first times that I draw Gigi I still need some practice ;;; fr tho I love her she’s so much fun to draw too alsbelrn
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insidemalewife · 2 days ago
Imagine just Andre holding you. Like your both just laying in bed and the sun hasn't come up yet and you feel his breath on your shoulder and the weight of his arms around you. Am I making sense?
i hear you loud and clear jjsjjssjsjdkfmfmm
no because early morning sleepy cuddles are SO FUCKINF GOOD 💥💥💥💥
i feel like he's the type of person that just groans and mumbles while waking up?
"baby get up we gotta go to work" *various groans and mumbles*
probably sleeps in just boxers so you can feel the warmth radiating off of him </3
gives ur back and neck kisses SOBS
god i just wanna cuddle him I can't
he'll pull u in close and hold you tight grumbling out a sleepy "good morning" 🤩🤩
hes absolutely not a morning person. definitely more of a night owl, so your always stuck with making him get up.
but what if HES waking you up??
maybe you just wanna stay in bed and cuddle all day but have shit to get done? he'll try his hardest to get you up with kisses and little nudges.
you'll just furrow ur eyebrows and roll over on top of him. you'll straddle him and wrap your arms around his neck while digging your face into his neck.
how is he supposed to get you up when you're being so cuddly with him!! whatever plans you had he's already canceled and is content with cuddling you and feeling the weight of you on him.
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incorrectinsidejob · a day ago
Reagan: We need a distraction.
Rand: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Brett, whispering: My time has come
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undeadghosty · 2 days ago
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Just big nose things
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cognitosclowns · 2 days ago
If no one else is brave enough, I'll ask. Myc nsfw please haha, preferably with a fem s/o but if you wanna do gn that's aight with me 👉👈
There is not a time where this man is gonna say no to railing you six ways from sunday
EXTREMELY FLIRTATIOUS, AND COMPLETELY SHAMELESS. depending on how good you are w/ PDA, this could be anywhere from hummed comments about how filthy your thoughts are, to straight up touching you under the table during meetings. The possibilities are near endless
HE,, REALLY LIKES PUBLIC STUFF. KIND OF AN EXHEBITIONIST. You two will be having sex in,, Every Broom Closet In Cognito Inc <3
YOU’D BETTER BELIEVE YOU’RE GONNA BE INVOLVED IN THE MILKING PROCESS <333 He might have weeks where he only wants you <3 fuck the Collection Team, you’re more than enough stimulation <3
He has a thing for bondage,, but not like ropes and stuff. He looooves seeing you helplessly held up by his tentacles <3
ALSO it’s confirmed he likes Bukkake so <333 yeah you’re getting covered in the stuff, not to mention filled!!
ALSO ALSO,, cockwarming?? or i guess tentacle warming snmdsd - with him it becomes,, a test of endurance msnds
how many can you take? for how long? <3 how long can you stand having two tentacles pulsing inside you before you start begging of him to do something <33
Humans are stretchy but,, not THAT stretchy - I regret to inform you that you probably won’t be able to take all of his tentacles.
BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN THIS MAN CAN’T IMPROVISE <3 expect at least one writhing against your chest + some intercurial fun!! 
The Filthiest Shit. he has no filter. He’s gonna bring up how perfect your tits look, how much you’re is dripping, every degrading name under the sun and then some. You’re pretty sure he gets off on the sound of his own voice. You’d probably be right
Oh he wants you vocal. Like.. Screaming vocal - if you can remember your own name he’s doing smth wrong <333
HE LOVES THAT MOMENT WHEN,, he can’t register any thoughts in your head? Like its Just Emotions + some vague concepts (more, need, want, etc) ,, or even just,, nothing? 
he revels in that kind of silence <3 Because sure, it’s cool to have people’s minds racing a mile a minute in bed, but actually managing to fuck them senseless enough that they cannot form coherent thoughts? That takes skill <3 one that he prides himself on
He’s surprisingly doting during aftercare?? You’re usually too blissed out to,, actually register any of it but he gently wipes you off?? 
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