#inside job headcanons

[andreslver]

brett being so down bad. he constantly whimpers and babbles when fucking you, no matter if he's dominant or submissive, he'll always show how much he loves fucking you.

he's fucking you from behind on your bed filled with plushies and nice blankets and piilows and all stuff he's bought for you to spoil you. he admires how pretty you looked in your outfit today that its such a shame that he had to rip your tights. with one deep thrust, he reaches down to your face and hands you his phone and says "buy whatever you want, sweetheart".

he continues fucking you while you struggle scrolling on his phone. he starts to slow down and look over your shoulder to see only a few things in your cart, "come on, baby. you need to buy more than that. i promise, you can get anything you want"

#blehhh #i havent written anything in so long #brett hand #inside job #inside job headcanons #brett hand x reader

[urfavoritegirls]

cuddling headcanons w brett and andre ? :3 love ur theme btw

✮ CUDDLING HEADCANONS (ANDRE + BRETT) ✮

thank you anon also first request!

cw: drug stuff (andre lol), sfw

ANDRE LEE

✮ he would love cuddling up against you after work or during work

✮ just anywhere tbh

✮ your his favorite pillow

✮ prefers being big spoon but wouldnt say no to you holding him

✮ i feel like hes one of those people that would aggressively sniff the moment you cuddle against him

✮ (you just smell really nice to him)

✮ for the long hair readers he will try to braid your hair

✮ "andre your just twisting it like a candy cane"

✮ also could stay like that for hours

✮ hungry? he has candy in his pocket. thirsty? wow he pulls out a flask full of water from his jacket. he just spawns them out of nowhere

✮ yall are that one couple that cant keep their hands off each other

✮ just one thing is that you will never cuddle in his office

✮ even he knows its a little too dirty

✮ personally likes cuddling on the couch after eating a edible watching a shitty movie

✮ laying all over your body

✮ who needs blankets when we have andre

BRETT HAND

✮ please hold him

✮ little spoon preferably but if you want him to hold you he will gladly say yes

✮ always facing you so he could look at your face

✮ cuddling in his pyjamas are his favorite

✮ one of those people that wear sweatpants to bed

✮ always hums a little song when you guys cuddle

✮ loves talking to you about literally anything that comes to his mind

✮ "did you know cotton lasts for 100 years so lil' brett could possibly outlive us"

✮ also enjoys talking about his day to you, even if you where there

✮ goes on side tangents a lot

✮ he likes keeping water by the bed so he doesn't have to get up from your embrace

✮ he prefers cuddling in his or your bed under the covers all warm

✮ play with his hair he loves the feeling

✮ just loves being in your arms

sorry these are short im tired

#inside job #brett hand #inside job x reader #andre lee #andre x reader #andre lee x reader #brett hand x reader #brett x reader #cuddling #inside job headcanon #headcanons #inside job headcanons

[blatantlackofdecorum]

do you write for multiple characters at once? liek simple headcannons but w a few characters included? if not just ignore this but if you do what about ron, brett, and / or andre (feel free to pick who u wanna write for lol) with a Short™️ reader ? i really love what you've posted so far :P

I do! of course, and thank you!! I’m including height headcanons for everyone too. 

Brett Hand

- brett stands at around 6′2″ or 74 inches. he’s the second tallest of the three, but has always been a little intimidated by anyone taller than him. so he mentions it less than ron does.  - the type of man to buy you stools for your kitchen if he see’s you struggling to get anything. he won’t even mention it to you, but some days you randomly notice a lot of unannounced furniture. if he see’s something starting to wear or tear, he’ll just get you a new one. call him irresponsible with his money all you want, he just wants to make things easier for you.  - oh the hugs are supreme. whether he’s checking in on you at work or simply just gotten home, draping his arms across your waist and hugging you from behind, to his chest has to be one of his favorite things. you could practically use him as a pillow and he’d still just be happy to have you with him.  - would not hesitate to pick you up if needed. piggy back rides? he’s literally built for it, need to grab something high up? he’s right there without a second thought. he does tend to lay out his house a bit differently when the two of you start dating, if he knows you’ll be over he sets out any coffee supplies you could need on his counter so you don’t have to stress over it in the morning.  - he does worry though, he knows you can take care of yourself but, if someone hurt you, especially while he wasn’t there, he couldn’t live with himself. just a little more cautious about your safety, (will splurge on any self defense tool you could ask for) he will not hesitate to get weirdly protective the second someone so much as looks at you wrong.  - will occasionally call you short or shorty, but if he ever sensed it making you uncomfortable he’d stop. if he knows you well enough, he’s able to read you like a book. very hypervigilant. 

Ron Staedtler 

- ron is definitely the tallest of the three at a staggering 6′4″ or 76 inches. he’s also definitely the one that mentions it the most. he’s used to being the tallest person in the room, but he is such a tease. 

- this man spends most of his time with you in his arms in some form or another. pda is already a strong-suit of his. leaning his head on your shoulder while you’re working? his fingers laced with his or his arm snaked around your shoulder? he loves it. can’t get enough of it.  - definitely holds stuff above your head, waits for you to reach up and kisses you when you do. that’s practically his favorite move, and he pulls it off quite well every-time. he’s a pain in the ass but he really does love you.. he does get over affectionate sometimes, so prepare to be occasionally smothered in pecks.  - will just grab stuff off shelves for you if needed, don’t think you won’t get a chuckle or two out of him as he does though. (if you get tired of his shenanigans and climb on the counter though he’ll cheer you on regardless) 

- i’d say you get scary dog privileges but he’s more mildly concerning if anything. that being said if anyone ever tried to mess with you, they can prepare for an awful surprise when he stumbles upon it. he’s a nice guy but he knows how to kick some serious ass. 

- very soft, will spoon the living hell out of you, (and doesn’t really have a preference between big spoon or little spoon) on one hand being coddled does feel pretty nice, and the other, he gets to wrap around you.. win win. 

Andre Lee

- andre is our shortest member of the three, at 5′9″ or 69 inches, 😌 this only means that he isn’t used to people being much shorter than him in relationships, which means he’ll definitely notice it more.  - he finds he actually does like being the taller one, but he is not nearly as showoffish as ron. if he sees you struggling to reach something? he’ll grab it for you. it was originally how the two of you met, you were struggling to grab a coffee cup from the top shelf of one of the cognito kitchens, and he noticed. not wanting to be awkward he grabbed it and delivered it to your desk.. than realized he made it a bit more awkward.  - prepare for a lot of time spent with his head resting on yours, especially if he's tired. he falls asleep holding you a lot ( otherwise he tends to have trouble staying asleep) usually leaving you half awake and tangled in limbs. not that you really mind it.    - might crack a few more jokes about it if he’s high, but he usually has a higher standard for humor than that, (absolute lie, if you so much as say ball around him he’ll giggle like a mad man) bad habit. if anyone else ever jokes about it though prepare to be lectured, only he can make fun of his s/o - would not hesitate to provide you platforms or heels if you were insecure (or dysphoric) about your height, but he thinks it’s just a part of you and won’t hesitate to remind you of that. prepare for him bragging over his perfect partner anytime you mention feeling insecure.    - he’s just stupid in love with you, your height will never change that. <3 

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[insidethejob]

I have really bad memory and can't remember if I sent a request or not but can you please make some parent yandere headcannons for reagen Ridley? Where the child was adopted by Reagen, please.

OR where a 14 year old joins the cognito task force and views Gigi as a mother figure because the mother who abandoned them acted like her? You can choose which one to do.

I’m going to do Reagan, although I do have another request similar to this

She doesn’t know what to do

She didn’t have good parental role models so she doesn’t really know where to begin on being a good mom to you

She doesn't want to be like her father, so she tries everything to do better

You've met Rand less than a handful amount of times and each other was not on purpose. Also, he was an asshole each time, considering you 'Not a real Ridley' which really pissed off Reagan

^ She almost killed him. She was throwing things at him, but missed [Because she's not very good with athletic stuff]

^ "If you ever come near me or my daughter again, I will kill you."

Type of mom to embarrass you in front of your peers

She tries to do everything her father DIDNT do

She can be overly clingy and affectionate which is so unlike her usual personality (Gurl just doesn’t get social cues)

Tons of hugs and kisses on the cheek and forehead

You’re the only one she puts above work

If you’re sick or not feeling good, she’s off work and getting you from school to take you home (or just taking off work to take care of you)

She doesn’t care to much if you’re smart, in fact she encourages you to be like everyone else. She wants the absolute best for you

If you play sports, she goes to your games. Reads a whole bunch of books about them, so she can rig watch them. You haven’t lost a single game since she’s started showing up!

^ She doesn’t understand why you like the sport, but she still supports you

Is always the loudest because she wants everyone to know that she's proud of you

She goes to every assembly, award show, recital, etc that you have. She doesn't want to miss out on anything

#inside job #reagan ridley #adopted reader #inside job headcanon #inside job headcanons #inside job netflix #inside job x reader #mother reagan ridley #mother reagan

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Reagan, Brett, and Ron w/ a friend who’s scared of the dentist

fandom: inside job

warnings: mentions of dentaphobia, medicinal drugs, dental work, etc.

a/n: I just randomly started writing this like a half hour before I got two fillings

Reagan

to some degree, she totally gets it, the dentist is not fun

she had some dental issues as a kid, so she’s been there

if you have an appointment for anything other than a cleaning, she can tell just by looking at you

I’m not sure if she’ll go into the room with you, but she’ll definitely be there for you when it’s all done

if it’s an extraction and you were given a lot of painkillers, she’ll watch over you until it wears off, making sure your back and head are elevated when you go to sleep

Brett

I can see Brett being the kind of guy who’s very meticulous about taking good care of his teeth

mostly because he probably also dreads needing dental work

if you need the emotional support, Brett’s your guy

first of all he’ll make sure you don’t psych yourself out too badly

And will be right there with you (if it doesn’t get in the way of anything)

he’ll let you near crush his hand if you need to until it’s all over

reminding you that it’s going to be okay, and it’ll be done before you know it

if you’re still dizzy from the numbing meds the dentist gave you, he’ll put on something relaxing for you like an animal documentary

Ron

I think Ron would be relatively okay with going to the dentist, but it’s not exactly something he looks forward to

when he finds about about your phobia, he doesn’t totally get it at first, but he can tell how much it freaks you out

to a point, he understands. especially if you’ve had some not-so-great experiences w/ it in the past

one time he stayed with you while you got a filling, and that was probably the most relaxed you’ve ever been in the office

if it was something big and you were really drugged up for it, he’ll probably record you while you’re dizzy

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[insidejizz]

ROBOTUS alpha-beta headcanons

first writing post is gonna be some general headcanons for everyones favorite robot =) feel free to request any other characters , or anything at all 

// he wont outright say it but he. has a bias against bears because of bearo now.

mostly he just makes like petty comments if he sees a bear or anything? calls them stupid and annoying

of course this would quickly change if anyone gave him something that was a bear.

hed make some comment about it, something about how "you must not know me very well if you thought this was a good gift" but also he. wont give it up no matter what.

like if they offered to get him something else? its instantly 'no takebacks live with your choices' because he refuses to genuinely say he likes something that is bear themed.   but he does.

// i think if he had access to more shows (reagan please give him access to ur streaming services PLEASE) he would still love lighthearted cheesy shit like sitcoms

like as much as he enjoys high stakes where humans all die (lol), he finds it a lot more fun to watch shows where its just a bunch of. harmless idiots existing.

the office, parks and rec, schitts creek, etc etc. 

of course this makes him. insufferable to any non-sitcom enjoyer but if you show him other things you can wean him off of it u just gotta find other funny shows

one time he compared reagan to sheldon from big bang theory. he didnt….. mean it to be mean? it was a simple observation, but it did NOT go over well with reagan 

other shows he would enjoy, imo;

the good place

game shows! he gets SO heated watching gameshows bc he will play along and get mad if he cant get the answers right shgsghjdsjgn

columbo

gravity falls

// does not know his own strength sometimes and will just like crush shit in his hand accidentally

like he doesnt. MEAN to but hell be holding something and then flex his hand a little to make sure its not locking up and WHOOPS he crushed that solo cup and now reagan has to fix a beer-logged robot arm

tries to hold a cardboard box gently and just rips holes into it trying to get the right strength grip on the box

with things that are more solid, hes just fine because he can stop when he feels resistance and know he's holding it firmly but not breaking anything

but with fragile things? there is no resistance and then its broken and hes like. aw fuck

// myc gave him a furby at one point. said he found it in storage and it reminded him of ab because it never shuts up and runs on batteries.

ab HATES it. absolutely loathes the thing. it sets a bad example for robotkind, its UGLY, its ANNOYING, and he CANT MAKE IT SHUT UP.

has taken out the batteries before . insists that it kept going even after he took them out so he just put them back in anyway

( in reality he took the batteries out, got lonely, and put them back in)

he gave it a name but its like. a WEIRD ASS name. its essentially just a glitch noise

said he did it bc "no human should ever be allowed to sully its name" which is. oddly endearing in his own way

if you are able to sneak up on him you might be able to hear him cooing at the furby. plots world domination with it like an evil mastermind and his cat

// WOULD NEVER ADMIT IT AND ONLY REAGAN KNOWS BC THEY SHARE THE SAME STREAMING SERVICES BUT…….. he LOVES my little pony. specifically equestria girls

cried watching the first equestria girls movie, refuses to admit he cried watching the first equestria girls movie.

he also… secretly imagines the gang as the mane six? it wasnt hard for him to decide who was who and he will just sit there during meetings like "haha that is SO rainbowdash of you myc…."

(if youre interested, his assignments are :)

myc ; rainbow dash

glenn ; applejack

gigi ; rarity

reagan ; twilight sparkle

andre ; pinkie pie

brett ; both spike and fluttershy. ab will argue for both and he will win the argument.

(btw he sees himself as sunset shimmer<3<3<3<3)

#REDACTED #robotus #robotus alpha-beta #robotus alpha beta #alpha beta #alpha-beta #robotus inside job #robotus headcanons #inside job netflix #inside job headcanons #- angel #thank you for reading :)

[aquatic-mycologist]

Can you do a Ron staedtler x reader where they have the same relationship as Reagan and Brett and the reader also works for the Illuminati

First request hype first request hype!!! So sorry for delay, stuff came up in my life 💔 Hope this is okay! Feel free to tell me if this isn't what you had in mind or meant!! Also, this got long, so!! Under Read More!

The last thing Ron expected was to find a SINGLE tolerable person in the Illuminati circle

So when Kluge announced that a new person was gonna be joining the team Ron was. less than excited.

He was very dry and distant for the few first weeks despite your attempts to strike up a conversation, most you'd get out of him would be a sarcastic or backhanded response

Don't get him wrong though! It's not that he automatically dislikes you, it's just that you're, like, UNUSUALLY friendly..? And actually trying to actually TALK to him? Learn more about him?? Invite him to hang out and grab something to drink????

Yeah this had to be some sort of plan to get him to do something for you...right?

But he starts letting his guard down when one day you come to work with an extra coffee for him and...oh wow, that's his usual coffee order. He thought you were just making small talk. Huh

He outright asks you if you need him to do you a favor or something

He doesn't mean it bad!! He's just...Shocked and not used to positive input from others, especially work buddies

And when you reply that you just wanted to do something nice for him and offer him a smile, somewhere deep deep DEEP in his mind he kind of knows he's a bit fucked &lt;3

He starts to open up to you more, slowly but surely. He'll start engaging in your conversations, he'll go out of his way to say hi to you when you walk into work in the morning, he'll begin to actually laugh at your dumb jokes, he starts to initate conversations with you by himself and sometimes even swing by your office when he has nothing better to do

When he swings by your office one day, he starts venting about you guys' coworkers and how they're such big assholes to him all the time, even opening up a bit about how his own work at Illuminati fucks him up a bit

What he didn't expect though was for you to actually listen to what he says, and to offer him a kind smile and some sweet advice

He's stunned to say the least, but he actually offers you a very faint, slight smile in appreciation. He doesn't thank you with words, but you can tell that it means a lot to him

After some time after the two of you start getting along, everyone is surprised that Ron is like. Actually having fun and cracking jokes and laughing with you. It's like for a small moment, for some strange reason, you can give him the comfort he's never had

To be completely honest with himself, Ron didn't know exactly where his feelings about you fell. You were kind of the opposite of him, you loved to goof around and make very stupid puns and jokes, you were a bit awkward but never lost your optimism and go-getter attitude, and...you listened to him. You were there for him, always. And he'd be lying if he said that he didn't catch himself staring at you a bit too long sometimes, that he didn't smile at your god-awful snort when you made a particularly horrible joke and that he didn't stay awake for a few hours more than is appropiate at night thinking about you

That's something he's not ready to share with you yet

But when he gets to work early, and he gets to see you walk through the door and wave at him excitedly as you jog over with a smile

He thinks he might be ready one day

#inside job #inside job x reader #ron staedtler #ron staedtler x reader #inside job ron #inside job headcanons #ron staedtler headcanons #x reader #headcanons #THIS MAN MAKES ME WEAK...HE'S SO <3333 #Thank you so much for the lovely prompt I enjoyed writing this a lot #AND THANK YOU FOR BEING FIRST REQUEST!!! #I hope to write much more for you guys soon

[gummyfang]

♡♡♡ |   ˗ˏˋ Reagan Ridley Affection Analysis  ´ˎ˗

➳【 Ｒｅａｇａｎ　Ｒｉｄｌｅｙ　ｘ　Ｒｅａｄｅｒ 】

❧ Notes: 𝐬𝐟𝐰, 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐧𝐞𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

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Affection analysis is something I did on another account. In these, I go into some more detail on a character’s love languages, some hugging headcanons and some kissing headcanons. 

𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕤

In terms of receiving, Reagan’s preferred love language is Words of Affirmation.

Reagan is fairly open about the fact she’s received little praise or recognition for her accomplishments. To say giving her praise does something to her is the understatement of the fucking century.

She doesn’t even necessarily need to be coddled or bombarded with pet names. But if you notice she did something small to help out, like finally oil your door that has been squeaking so much, or replace that tool you’d lost for a week now, thank her. Even just the acknowledgment will put her on the spot (in a good way).

When it comes to giving, Reagan tends to default to Acts of Service and Gifts. 

This is arguably the only love language that comes to her very easily and without effort. Her mind is very solution-oriented and this translates into her relationships. It can definitely translate to her being overly practical in the relationship, though (think something in the direction of her genetic match device).

She won’t fix your dishwasher though, no. 

Girl’s more likely to invent insane shit to solve incredibly mundane issues. So think more along the lines of a massive device that will fix your dishwasher for you. 

Try not to make her overly reliant on her usefulness, though. Reagan has a tendency to go overboard when it comes to linking her self-worth to her accomplishments and usefulness, and it might cause unnecessary stress on the both of you down the line. 

Quality Time is a close second for both giving and receiving, but Reagan isn’t necessarily all that picky about the quality. One on one time is highly appreciated, but being kind of a couch potato when it comes to relaxing herself, it’s not like she’d demand phoneless deep conversations (she wouldn’t want to, anyways). Lazy activities where you two get to snort at embarrassing photos of your coworkers works just fine.

ℍ𝕦𝕘𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕘

After the hectic events of the Reptoid gala, it’s not exactly a secret that hugging does not come naturally to Reagan. Having only received very harsh and empty forms of physical affections during her childhood, as well as some sensory issues, means that hugging as a form of affection does not tend to be her default.

However, this doesn’t mean hugging is an alien concept to Reagan. In fact, it’s not even something she’s necessarily repulsed by. There’s just mainly a few conditions that need to be met.

For one, it definitely needs to be someone she has a closer personal connection with. Her hugs with Rand are stiff and uncomfortable, but she’s been shown to hug her business family (Brett specifically) just fine.

Secondly, Reagan tends to be a lot more comfortable with physical affection if she’s the one initiating it. For a long time, this is the only way she can actually enjoy hugs. Until she is fully comfortable with you, she prefers to be the one who decides when she wants a hug. This will gradually change overtime, but hugs will probably never really be her favorite.

Cuddling is something she might be a little more privy to. Not necessarily her favorite either, but it’s something she understands the appeal of far more.

Especially while watching one of your shows, if you snug up against her she’ll contently throw an arm over your shoulders. Maybe even a little kiss on top of your head.

𝕂𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕘

Now this is something more up her alley. 

Kissing is something Reagan is very comfortable and familiar with. This type of intimacy she’s gotten to practice plenty of times before, so it’s something she feels more confident in when it comes to her abilities.

She absolutely loves placing her hands anywhere while kissing you.

In deeper kisses, her hands will be roaming over your back as she pulls you in closer, fists tugging at the fabric of your clothes.

In smaller kisses, she will still find a way to hold onto something. Whether that be through cupping your cheek, hooking her pinkie finger around yours, or gently letting her fingers brush against your thigh.

As your relationship progresses into more romantic territory, however, Reagan does need to slowly acclimate to the different kind of intimacy that comes with it. She was so used to quick flings that that was the only kind of kisses she ever really bothered to remember.

Still, Reagan likes experimentation. Her experimental kisses are mostly gentle to feel for a reaction, and are thus very sweet.

Overall, a very good kisser. As skilled with her lips as she is with her tongue.

#inside job #reagan ridley #reagan Ridley x reader #inside job headcanons

[leonwrites4u]

can we have some headcanons for Ron (inside job) developing a crush on gn! reader with a Luz Noceda personality?

please, and thank you

Yes!! And I'm so sorry for the wait. I tend to spam posts then go on break (terrible system)

Ron Staedler with a Luz Noceda personality s/o

He thinks you're the most precious person on the planet

How the hell did he find someone like you, someone so bubbly, optimistic and.. Full of life in a world like this

He thinks he's so so so lucky and he cherishes every moment with you

He loves your happy personality

But that also means he's there when you're weak

When the world's got you down

When all the pressure gets to you

He's there, and he won't leave

He adores you with every atom in his body and he wants you to know that

"... Uh- S/O..I want you to know how much you mean to me. You're like a diamond in this messed up world and I wanted you to know that. I love you"

your outgoing-ness compliments his awkwardness perfectly

He's so loving w/ you, he kisses your hand often, and he wants to just settle down with you as soon as possible

No idea if this is what you expected but yeah!! I'm so happy to write this for you!

#reader insert #inside job x reader #ron staedtler #ron staedler x reader #ron staedtler headcanons #inside job #inside job headcanons

[thef4ppening]

ANDRE LEE HEADCANONS because my inside job hyperfixation is returning with a VENGANCE, and I’m starving for more content of this man

- Tbh Andre strikes me as one of those people that eats like THREE TIMES HIS SIZE and is somehow still scrawny. Gigi has studied him like a lab specimen to figure out “his secret” for some of her model clients. And no fruitful answer other than genetics

“HOW ARE EATING ALL THAT AND NOT GAINING WEIGHT?? HOW THE FUCK???”  “Uhhh idk” - On that same note, he strikes me as someone that doesn’t have proper scheduled *meals*. He just snacks on whatever when he gets hungry throughout the day

- He’s probably that friend that moans really loud while you’re trying to call your mom

- Very oddly specific. But Some straight, white preppy boy bastard broke his heart in high school. LONG over it but it was still a defining moment of that time, I can FEEL it radiating off of him. Maybe I’ve listened to IGOR too many times-

- He gives off the vibe of someone who listens to weird, glitchy, niche semi-experimental pop/hip hop, Which the rest of the team fucking HATE

“Whatre you guys talking about?? Eight Legged Stink Pussy REDEFINED. MUSIC.”  *dial-up internet noises*

- If you subscribe to Trans Andre, he 100% did his own top surgery and synthesizes his own hormones

- I also like to think that one of his biggest secrets is he started balding in his late 20′s, synthesized a hair serum for, and wiped out ANY PROOF that he was eVER going bald

- I like to think he’s suprisingly flexible??? He can fit into tiny spaces that seem grueling or impossible to other people, but doesnt take much effort for him. One time he had a freakout and he was found in an office cabinet

(A more serious one) - I picture that his issues with addiction go way back, he found a cigarette in his Grandpa’s shoebox when he was around 14? Maybe even younger, and it all started from there. It was a thing long before his canonly established shroom revelation (not that it’s impossible, but I *presume* you rarely go from completely sober to having access to shrooms) 

- the NERD in his heart never truly left. He watches star treck for background noise while working late shifts in his office

- When he stopped wearing glasses he started contacts, right? He only managed to put them in once, slept in them, tried to take them out, they were gone. But he can see fine, so he’s just been going along with it for the past decade or so

THATS THE BEST I GOT thank you for reading! Hopefully I didn’t bore you too much lmaoo

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[topaz-stars]

Ideas of what the different Inside Job characters’ minds would look like.

I love the concept that the mind is a physical place so let’s psychoanalyze the gang!

Brett-

An endless empty house that vaguely looks like the house from “Growing Years”. Some rooms are bright and cheery but the deeper you go into it it gets dark and uncanny, rooms are stretched and seemingly impossible to wrap your mind around (pun intended). Think backrooms type images, something is familiar and reminds you of happier times but they are covered with a haze of nostalgia and heartache. Memories are accessible by posters of 80’s and 90’s media hung up on the walls.

Andre-

A rave, memories are accessed by drinking bottles of alcohol with snapshots of the memories on the labels. It is an empty concert venue with flashing neon lights. Literally everything is neon and paint and graffiti is splattered on everything. It’s messy, loud, and smells like booze and weed. There is also a room in the attic hidden away that has a table covered in rpg game papers and mini’s with startreck posters on the walls.

Glenn-

Its pretty obvious that his would be a military base. More specifically the military base he trained at before he entered the army. He can access memories by the mirrors, glass, and windows that are strewn about the base. Broken mirrors hold the darkest ones.

Gigi-

Is it cliche to say that it takes the form of a drama blog/website? Light background and bold black font. Each post is a different memory and her insecurities and intrusive thoughts show up as pop-up adds. Clicking on links gets you to different rooms and the deeper you go the more repressed the “posts” get.

Myc-

I have a feeling that his mind would be a bathhouse mixed with the cave he grew up in. It is a vast cave covered in lights, there are lots of pools of water scattered around that lead to his memories if you jump in. There are also bits and pieces of more modern things like high-school lockers and fragments of other people’s minds that he reads in parts of the cave that are basically junk-yards of hoarded thoughts. There are also probably hot springs for him to think sexual thoughts in and a massive amount of booze and cigarettes in the colder parts of the cave.

These are just me thinking out loud so if you disagree or want to add something feel free to! I think this is really fun to think about

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[andreslver]

inside job with a s/o who has difficulty expressing their feelings

REGAN

very much on the same boat with some differences

with that, she would understand those times when you want to say something but physically can't

she would give you a loving look or reply "i know"

she'll have similar moments so there's a mutual understanding

those times were you can be more open makes her feel more comfortable doing the same

tbh you both need therapy

slowly you both learn ways to express yourself in a healthy way

BRETT

quite the opposite

if he could just sit with you and tell you how lovely you are for hours, he would

and he does

when you can't do the same, you feel bad like Brett doesn't know how much you love him

but that's not true at all

Brett is super understanding of everyone especially you

you can only say something when he isn't looking at you so usually at night when you're big spoon

he pretends to sleep but he's bad at acting

with him faking snoring for about two seconds then flipping over to smother you with kisses

ANDRE

sometimes he worries you use him for sex but that obviously isn't true

he can tell that with all the things you do for him

making him food, doing a load of laundry, doing the dishes, making a comfortable space for him after work

the chores aren't fun and he knows that but the fact that you do it for him

he appreciates it every single time

even if it's a routine for you, when Andre sees you doing it, he tears up for sec

so many people have slept with him and left immediately after to never be seen again

but here you are

he can tell you love him even if you can't vocalize it every time

GIGI

I don't think she needs to tell you that she loves you all the time

obviously she does but she expects you to know

I mean you're beautiful and awesome and the best thing to happen to her

there will times she'll look at you during mundane moments and say she loves you

it'll usually be when you're both getting ready for work or bed

the fact that you're the first and last person she's with everyday is beyond words

you'll freeze the first couple of times and she'll squeeze your hand

but everytime you try and say it back even through the struggle

she'll know how much you really love her

MYC

he's not one to talk about his feelings like at all

he'll make more jabs at you than compliments or confessions but that doesn't mean he doesn't love you

most of the time those mean jokes are meant to show his affection

you'll do the same thing with onlookers questioning if you both actually love each other or want to kill each other

I mean the fact that he can sense your thoughts, it's a no brainer to him that you love him

but sometimes you wonder if he loves

you ask him if he loves you

he sits there confused bc of course he does

when you try to tell him you love him but stutter the whole sentence, he stops you and holds your hand

"yes i do love and i know you love me. now stop asking stupid questions."

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[urfavoritegirls]

✮CANDID COUPLES PHOTOS YOU WOULD HAVE WITH THEM + GENERAL PDA HCS✮

not a request, this was just sitting in my drafts for a while

cw: so much fluff

characters: brett, andre, gigi, reagan, ron

✮BRETT✮

✮ he slipped on his ass right after this photo was taken

✮ i think he would be 50/50 about pda, like he loves holding your hand and hugs but would be more nervous about kissing

✮ on dates he is more calm about kissing but at work he'd be like "babe.." with his face all red

✮ANDRE✮

✮ the silly man

✮ LOVES PDA

✮ one hand on you always no matter what

✮ willing to cuddle you anywhere if you wanted

✮GIGI✮

✮gigi would do anything to share their cute s/o

✮ picnic dates >>

✮ one hand on your hip and visa versa

✮ little smooches if she has to leave without you

✮REAGAN✮

✮ is alright with PDA

✮ its just clear she's extremely nervous about it though

✮ walking through rain while talking about anything is one of her many ideal dates (also is one of the only ones that includes going outside. besides museum dates)

✮RON✮

✮ kinda like reagan he's alright with it

✮ wouldn't be as nervous to kiss you though

✮ likes holding your hands, he's one of those people with weirdly cold hands 24/7 and likes the warmth

✮ but generally likes being private when he's affectionate with you

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[blatantlackofdecorum]

HEY THIS IS KIND OF SPECIFIC BUT CAN YOU DO THE GANGS REACTION TO A READER WHO IS USUALLY SERIOUS AND DOESNT EXPRESS MUCH, BUT THEN KINDA BREAKS DOWN AND STARTS VIOLENTLY SOBBING IN FRONT OF THEM?? THANK YOU HEHEEHE

OHOHO I can. keep it coming with requests anon, because hyper specific stuff is my favorite to write tbh

Went with Reagan, Brett, Ron and Andre for this! (Sorry JR fans i’m saving him for special occasion) 

Reagan 

- her first reaction is shock, she hesitates to touch you at first, wanting to make sure she doesn’t overwhelm you.  - she has.. a confusing time with people’s emotions, but it’s you. “Hey.. what’s wrong?” 

- she’d take your hand in hers, rubbing the back of it mindfully. modeling breathing techniques they sprung on her in anonymous anonymous.  - cooing the only words of comfort she can think of, all of her thoughts cease when you wrapped your arms around her. she froze for a few seconds, before returning it.  - she’s always struggled with repressing her own emotions, but this had been a long-time coming. she pondered how you’d managed this long without any outburst. she rubbed your back haphazardly, and listened to you with shaky breaths try to explain the source of this.  - “I’m glad you told me” was her first response, “I know it feels like it sometimes, but you don’t have to handle this by yourself. promise.”

- the type to let you vent to her and than will take you out to get food, because talking about emotions is exhausting  - expect her to be a little more vigilant when it comes to your emotions though. 

Brett

- his first instinct is to smother you, “what’s wrong love? did something happen? can I hug you?” all of his concern poured out into his words, waiting for you to give something of a nod before wrapping his arms around you  - if you need a minute to cry it out, he’s all for it. expect him to rub your back and just listen. 

- he might cry a bit himself, (he’s on the higher empathy side of autism I don’t make the rules, me too brett)  - that being said, anything you got going on? he’s in it with you. if this is caused by a certain person? expect him to have some stern words for them, if it’s at a situation? he won’t stop until he can help you figure it out. 

- he usually keeps a panic attack kit on him at work, so he won’t hesitate to get you a fidget if needed. he understands how hard it can be to come down from sobbing like that. when you’ve calmed down to a certain point, he takes your hand in his. 

- “I want you to know i’m happy you shared this, and I care about you. I promise we’ll figure this out together okay?” every bit of his reassurance seems to be nothing but believable. 

- if the two of you are at home when this happens? expect to be cuddled and practically worshipped until you feel better.. if you’re at work, he’s taking you to his office to wait out the anxiety-attack hangover.

Ron - “honey, ” his hands find your face quickly. wiping your tears with his thumbs.  “hey, what’s going on?” he waits for you to find the words. a patient frown dawning his lips.  - straight to reassurance. “everything’s gonna be alright, I promise”     - he’s not happy that this is happening, but he is a little relieved that he’s finally seen you showing some of your emotions, he just worries you don’t feel comfortable around him sometimes. (Despite this obviously not being true)

- “I’m here to listen.” he reassures. as the initial tears and your breathing start to slow, he’ll start to listen to the situation, and throughout it expect him to be nodding all the way. he just wants to make sure you know he’s listening. - and really, he is. if you need help trying to fix a problem? this guys there, if you just need to talk for a little bit, he’s always up to listen. he just wants to see you happy. - that being said, he’s happy the two of you could talk at this level. there’s something of a bond that comes from it.

- expect him to start checking up on you more, especially just asking if you need to rant to anyone. coworker problems? parking ticket? ranting family member? he’s practically heard it all.

- he’d ask you to go watch movies after this, I don’t make the rules. he might even take the day off for it.

Andre

- he might immediately worry he did something wrong, but when he figures out this is an entirely different problem, he’s doing everything he can to help you calm down (he’s definitely had his own panic attacks before though, so he already has a few ideas in mind)

- he reaches for a hug, wrapping his arms around you with a soft sigh. “I’ve got you. I promise.” He hums out, letting you sob into his shoulder.

- the crying doesn’t last very long, and within a couple minutes, your breath’s feel somewhat full again. your hands though continue to shake in Andre’s grasp, and he doesn’t let up on tracing your palm.

- after a bit of talking, mostly andre listening (with the occasional verbal profanity at the absurd-mess of a situation) he starts to understand your apprehension to leave that facade you put on for work. he definitely knew someone was under there, but he realized this might be his first time meeting them.

- he’s generally the most down to earth out of the group when it comes to mental health stuff. he has nowhere to judge. so by all means, if his partners having trouble with it? he’s all ears. sometimes having someone to just listen to you can go a long way. he really cares about you, and he knows you’d do it for him.

- “we’ll figure this out; we won’t stop until it’s fixed.” His hand squeezed yours; and his eyes finally met yours: anything about his expression could’ve easily convinced you of his intentions.

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[gloriousmusicbug]

I wanted to do something...

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[aquatic-mycologist]

may we please have some collective headcanons for the Gang w/ a gn! reader who has six fingers on each hand (like ford pines from gravity falls) and is kinda self conscious about it? keeping their arms crossed and their hands in their pockets a lot, and handshakes are very rare

Sorry for taking so long! Hope this is to your liking, if it's not what you had in mind pls do tell and I'll give it another shot!!

Under the cut cause it got long </3

The first time they met you was probably...a bit chaotic, honestly

At first they didn't really think anything about you, you keeping your hands in your pockets all the time was a bit odd, not gonna lie, but hey they've seen weirder (like a dolphin man and a gigantic sentient mushroom, for one)

It wasn't until you HAD to file some papers that you reluctantly showed your hands as you grabbed your pen from across the table

No matter what you had expected, it certainly didn't prepare you for the instant bombarding of questions and comments

Now, I will say, NONE of them have any malice in their hearts...But that doesn't stop the experience from being highly uncomfortable

Because on one side, you had Reagan curiously studying your hand as if they were a rare animal

On the other, you had Myc making a crude joking comparison to his own six flagella

And then there was Brett, who was oh so sweetly excited and musing about how Wow he has never seen anyone like you!! and asking a million questions per minute

And before the rest joined in, you pulled your hands away and back into your pockets, which made everyone realize that Yeah that. was pretty insensitive

But after receiving a well deserved apology, you are no longer being suffocated by the attention, and they soon become so used to it that they barely think about it anymore

Honestly? It ends up being a really comfortable place for you with the way they acommodated

And they all look after you so that the experience you had with them the first time you met NEVER happens again

Meeting someone new in the office and they offer a handshake? Brett will discreetly take it himself and make the moment pass naturally

Myc may or may not read your mind often to distract you when you start getting self-conscious along with Andre, but you didn't hear that from me

Glenn shoots...the DIRTIEST death glares in the direction of anyone who stares too long at your hands or is generally being inappropiate. And having the LITERAL HEAD OF THE WEAPONRY DEPARTMENT by your side like that? Rest assured you're never bothered by other people

If you ever wanted to conceal your hands, Gigi and Reagan team up and make some discreet, comfortable and stylish gloves for you to wear, which were neatly placed on your desk at work in a box with a sweet encouraging note, half in neat cursive and half in clean and sharp writing and a few sentences scribbled out from previous attempts at wording stuff correctly

In general? They just really care about you and will do their best so you're comfortable

#inside job #inside job x reader #x reader #reader insert #inside job headcanons #reagan ridley #glenn dolphman #myc cyllium #brett hand #andre lee #gigi thompson #headcanons #tysm for the request!!!!!!