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insidethejob · 17 days ago
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Y/n: Bitches b like “I'm baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches
Brett, in a cute pink apron with mittens on: I just asked if you wanted orange juice or apple juice
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your-mums-nuts · 22 days ago
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Brett: what do you call a fish with no eye?
Reagan:*without looking up from her work* Myxine Cicifrons
Brett:
Brett: a fsh
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Reagan: You’re giving me a sticker?
Brett: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
Reagan: I’m not a preschooler.
Brett: Fine, I’ll take it back-
Reagan: I earned this, back off!
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mlgneverdies · a month ago
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Reagan: Brett and I are no longer friends.
Brett: Reagan, that's a terrible way to say we're dating.
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incorrectinsidejob · 28 days ago
Reagan, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Gigi: Hey.
Myc: Hi.
Glenn: Hello.
Brett: Hey!
Reagan: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Andre: We were out of Doritos.
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Chiron: I need two volunteers for a quest
Chiron: be warned, it's a near-suicide mission. You may never see your families again.
Annabeth: I'm in!
Chiron: I repeat, you could die.
Annabeth: I'm already dead inside!
Percy: Road trip!
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incorrect-hs-quotes · a month ago
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Dave: family dinners? i thought those were a myth made up by greeting card companies, like christmas or saying 'i love you'
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totallyrwbyquotes · a month ago
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Atlas commander: He wants us to bomb Mantle?
Atlas officer: Should we really just blindly follow these orders?!
[They look up at a poster on the command room's wall]
Poster: JOIN THE ARMY. BLINDLY FOLLOW ORDERS.
Atlesian Commander: ...Hold for confirmation.
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rae-arts777 · a month ago
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Reagan:….what was plan A?
Brett:…don’t fuck up?
Reagan: and what was plan B?
Brett: don’t fuck up plan A…
Reagan: and what did you do.?
Brett:….Fucked up-
Reagan: YOU FUCKED UP PLAN A!!!!
Brett: Please stop yelling! Stress is bad for the baby!!!!
Gigi; what baby???
Brett: *sniffles* me :,(
Reagan: I never understood dumbass friends until I got a dumbass friend myself.
Reagan: Team, this is Brett, I’ve only had him for 24 hours but if anything happens to him, I will KILL everyone in this room and then myself.
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tf2-but-incorrect · 18 days ago
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Spy: Well, well, you still remember the place.
Sniper: Yeah, I just asked my GPS to take me to the world's biggest asshole.
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fyeahinsidejob · 2 days ago
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Brett: Bonjour, Reagan. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Reagan: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Brett: Is that what that means?
Brett: ...
Brett: Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
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insidethejob · 24 days ago
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Y/n, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Andre: Hey Brett: Hi Babe! MYC: Sup Bitch Gigi: Hey Girl! Y/n: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! MYC: We were out of Doritos
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your-mums-nuts · 27 days ago
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Brett: you never say anything romantic to me
Reagan, who just called him the rootinest tootinest cowboy the wild west has ever seen: are you joking me right now?
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Gigi: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Andre: Even better!
Gigi: What the fuck did you-
Andre: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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*At the weekly villains poker night game, a new addition comes to play*
Giovanni: Mind if I enter your little game? I've brought 100 000 PokeDollars in non-sequential, unmarked bills.
Bowser: Uh, it's a five dollar buy in.
*Later in the game*
Giovanni: Alright, I'm all in. *slides briefcase of cash into the pile.
Wolf: Dude!
Ridley: What the fuck?
Bowser: I said five bucks, PAL!
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incorrectinsidejob · a month ago
Gigi: We need to distract these guys
Myc: Leave it to me
Myc: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Reagan, Rand and Robotus: Immediately begin arguing
Brett, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
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[At the police station]
Reagan: I'm here for my friend and girlfriend
Receptionist: ... Who's your friend and girlfriend?
Reagan: You must be new here.
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mx-mongoose · 28 days ago
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I’m having Inside Job brainrot so forgive me
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weirdkev27 · a month ago
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Brett: I was just thinking about green Jello.
Reagan: Green Jello?
Brett: Yeah, how do they do it?
Reagan: Do what?
Brett: Make it green.
Reagan: I don't know, Brett, I'm going to sleep.
[Brett goes to sleep but Reagan lies awake wide eyed]
Reagan: How do they make it green?
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