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[incorrect-ritchieverse]

Watson: You have scurvy. You need to eat healthier, Holmes.

Holmes: No.

Watson: Eat your veggies.

Holmes: No.

Watson: The last person who didn't eat healthier after i told them to, died.

Holmes: Oh my god.

Watson: Drowned in a sinking boat.

Holmes: That sounds unrelated.

Watson: I sank the boat. Do not disobey me.

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