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cursedcola · 1 year

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Ok ok so you know the thing where it's like 'hey trust exercise' where person A runs up to person B and jumps in their arms? The one that became a meme with the hot coffee....

that. just that. Could you please write something for it using characters from twisted wonderland? Thank you!

A/N: I do know the thing lol. I think this is a super cute idea and will have some fun with it hehe...Sorry if it's not too long. I am writing this in between classes just to have a little mental break :) I also think this will work better with baby headcannons so I can do more characters. Since you did not specify any characters, I will be self indulgent. Prompt: Trust exercise! Do they catch you? Format: Baby headcannons huhuhu Characters: Everyone. Literally Everyone. I feel inspired for some reason. Warnings: None :) Tooth-ache fluff. Also not proofread. Likely grammar/spelling errors

Heartslabyul Dorm

Riddle Rosehearts

Catches you by a millisecond.

The moment he sees you running he instinctively drops the books in his hands

Yells for you to stop and puts his hands out in defense

Instinctively opens them when you jump and boom. Catch

My man has noodle arms. They instantly start to shake and you get dropped on your bum

Half-angry that you put him on the spot, and half-humiliated for dropping you. He is left shell-shocked for a moment before the fuse is lit

"What on EARTH were you thinking? Must you behave so childishly all the time?! Sometimes I wonder if you WANT me to have a heart attack....*sigh* come on. Get up. Are you injured at all?"

He thinks it's silly for you to test his 'trust,' like that. Don't do it again. Next time just talk to him.

….secretly relieved that he caught you.

Trey Clover

Arms are open before you even jump

The moment you started to speed up, he knew what would come next. It flusters him, and his ears burn but he lets you have your fun

Wraps one arm around your back and the other holds one of your legs around his waist. Nice and secure :)

Laughs a little bit before setting you down carefully

"Well, that was an excitable greeting. Maybe warn me next time, okay? What if I was holding something?"

Shakes his head in disbelief that you'd test him like this. Oh well. Its over now Best for him not to think on it.

Learns that Cater showed you the prank on Magicam, and makes his tea extra sweet. Revenge > cavities.

Cater Diamond

Does not catch you. In fact, he side-steps you.

You're quite literally sprawled on the floor and he's just standing there all smug. What? Don't even look at him like that. There's no way he could have caught you without toppling over

Cater prefers to not have a face full of dirt, thank you very much

He knows what you were trying to do, and also purposefully chose to 'fail'

"Hmm~ Now why would you use such a silly method to test me? Don't we take enough exams in class (Y/N)? You're no fair..."

Despite the taunts, he holds out a hand to help you up. He'll clean your face a bit with a handkerchief and leave a cheeky peck on your cheek before going about the rest of his day

Ace Trappola

Tries to catch you. Does not succeed.

In his defense, Ace is never on full alert. Especially during the school day.

You started running at him and he full on panicked. A genuine scream to stop tore through his throat, and he held his arms out

You, in fact, did not stop. Therefore you both fell on the ground with him on the bottom

Ace is not happy

"What is wrong with you?! If my back's broke then the medical bill is on your shoulders, not mine!"

When you explain to him, he still is pissed but does feel bad for yelling at you

"...well, whatever. You don't need some stupid test to know I'm trustworthy anyways. I prove it every day, right?"

....right? Please say yes or else he will overthink this hardcore later.

Deuce Spade

Catches you on instinct.

The moment you start running he assumes something is wrong, and opens his arms to give you a hug. When you jump? Well, that's just an extra step

His feet slide back against the ground and he wobbles for a millisecond. However, he's steady. He wraps both arms around your waist firmly, and leans back to get a look at your face.

"What's wrong?! Why are you in such a hurry?!"

His eyes flicker anxiously between the direction you came from and your face

He's relieved when you tell him that everything is okay, and that you just wanted to see if he would catch you

"Don't scare me like that! I was seriously worried!"

He's still holding you, and becomes bashful once the adrenaline dials down. He mutters a quick apology while gently setting you down. Avoiding eye-contact, he excuses himself and promises to hang out later. For now, be still his beating heart

Savanaclaw Dorm

Leona Kingscholar

Yes. You don't give him enough time to think through the situation, and so he acts. Albeit a bit roughly.

The moment you jump he's reaching with one arm, startled. It wraps around your waist and hoists you over his shoulder. The other hand reaches for his wand, and he's on high alert.

Says nothing. Just grunts upon impact and scans the area.

You'll have to pat his back a few times to be let down, and it is needless to say that he is not pleased with your joke

His eyebrows draw downward with his classic scowl, and he's lowkey disappointed in you. He thought you more straight-headed than to do something like this

"You- ugh. Whatever. I caught you, so I win, right? Happy?"

Deems scolding you more trouble than it's worth. Last thing he needs is for you to get mad at him. That'll just give him an even bigger headache.

Ruggie Bucchi

Does...not. He knows that you're coming. He heard the footsteps a mile away. He simply is a snot-nosed little arse

You're running at him from behind, and the moment you get near he steps to the side. He does his little shishishishi laugh when you face plant on the floor.

When you don't get up, he crouches down and pokes your head.

"Hey, you alright? That was a pretty harsh fall. I can't imagine what caused it,"

Laughs again, but feels a bit bad if you don't reciprocate. Okay. You got him. He's sooooooo untrustworthy. An utter fool, if you will.

With a tsk, he grabs you by the elbow and eases you up.

"Yup, yup. I'm cruel, I know. Let's go get a snack, alright? It's on me - and by me, I mean that it's on Leona shishishisi"

Jack Howl

This boulder doesn't even flinch. Like clockwork, he's startled but instinctively readies his stance. You quickly land safely in his arms, and are back on the ground in a jiffy. Almost as if you never tried to tackle him in the first place.

He holds you at arms length with an eyebrow raised.

"Uhm....are you good? What was that about?"

He doesn't understand how catching you proves that he is trustworthy, but if it makes you happy then he'll do it as often as you'd like. Just give him a heads up next time, ok?

Won't admit it, but he liked holding you. Even if it was for a fleeting moment, it felt right. If you ever asked for a piggy-back ride or to be carried, he wouldn't be opposed at all. The realization embarrasses him greatly.

Octovinelle Dorm

Azul Ashengrotto

Does not, and is extremely ashamed. He does not fail tests, academic or otherwise!

He’s not weak. This man has a very healthy diet and regularly exercises. He is confident that he would have succeeded with no issue, had you not startled him. Our little cephalopod here gets flustered very easily. Only by you though.

Normally he can hide it but you 100% startled him. Can you even judge? One moment all was peaceful and the next thing he knows you’re barreling towards him. All giddy and like “catch me, catch me!” …ugh. His heart couldn’t take it.

What’s worse is that Jade caught you in his stead. He’s appreciative that you were not harmed by his lack of reflex….but the humiliation. Dear gods.

He demands that you do it again. Leave him and then try again another time when he isn’t expecting it…which is impossible since he will be on high alert 24/7. Azul fails to understand that the purpose of the test is now null, and that it tests for impulse

“A-again! Go on. Get a running start and do it again! Into my awaiting arms!…do not argue. I will not fail this time so give me another chance,”

His ego requires it, so just do it. He can’t stand the idea of failing and that image of Jade carrying you is lingering in his mind

Floyd Leech

Catches you easily. Nothing startles this guy. Well, okay, some things do. Nothing that’s physical though.

He hears you yelling for him? Well that’s just a normal day in his life. You’re running his way”? Awwwwwwweeee his little Shrimpy is so excited to see him! That’s so rare!

He’s running to meet you half way. It nearly makes you halt but the test needs answers!

He hooks his hands under your arms mid-air, and spins you around at arms length before bringing you in for a hug. All the while he has a giant grin on his face

“Did you miss me that much??? I guess I haven’t been giving you enough attention…not that I’d mind it if you do this every day hehe~”

He doesn’t care about the test, so long as you do it again. You won’t be leaving his arms any time soon si get comfortable

Jade Leech

Another to catch you easily. He does it flawlessly, like catching a balloon or a feather

He hears your approach and chooses to ignore it until the last moment. Then he turns effortlessly to capture you bridal style, set you down, and return to what he was originally doing. If anyone’s in shock, it’s you.

Then he’ll finish up and turn to you as if nothing even happened. While his gentle smile and hand on his heart are unknowing - the smug crinkle of his eyes says otherwise. He is highly amused, not in your little stunt but in the reaction he managed to create

Caresses your face with one of his gloved hands and asks how your day has gone. Once answered, he leans down to plant a light kiss on your cheek before leaving

“Oh, I almost forgot. Please be more careful in the future. Had it not been you, I would have reacted much differently to someone ‘attacking’ fufu. I love your enthusiasm dearly, and am always happy to hold you. You need only ask,”

Scarabia Dorm

Kalim Al' Asim

Sunshine meets you half way. He sees you running at him with a mega grin and instantly knows what’s going on. Social cues be damned, he wants to be loved

More like it’s you catching him. He just can’t help himself. He jumps at you before you even get a chance to do the same.

His arms go around your shoulders in the biggest hug imaginable. He knows better than to throw his whole body weight on you, so he settles for merely hugging and swaying your body from side to side

It’s sickeningly sweet how giddy he is. He pulls you at arms length before peppering light kisses along your cheeks

“I missed you so much! Can I have another one? Please?”

Oh! A test? How fun! He’ll take this one many times if it means you’ll hug him more often. He passed? Yippieeeeeee

Jamil Viper

Catches you, begrudgingly. He’s known about the trend and was frankly expecting you to try it. He just didn’t know when.

Jamil is no fool. He could let you fall. It would be funny. Maybe even make his day.

But then you’d be upset with him. He really could do without that. Not if it could be prevented

So the moment he sees you rushing towards him, Jamil knows what to do. He quickly sets down whatever he’s doing and takes position

With an oof and a momentary scowl from discomfort, he’s got ya. One arm around you’re bum and the other your waist. You wrap both of your arms around his shoulders, and with a sigh he just lets you koala hang for a moment

“Are we done now? Not to be rude, but my arms are tired and I would prefer that we not make a spectacle of ourselves”

He asks if you had fun. You did? Well, he supposes that it can be done again. In private only though. No more pranks.

Pomefiore Dorm

Vil Schoenheit

Does not catch you on purpose, and then insists that you do it again.

You see, he did not want to encourage your childish antics, so he purposefully pretended that he was not strong enough to catch you

A lie, obviously. He is very strong despite his pretty boy exterior. Instead of calling him out for it, you play along. A mocking sigh of resignation flies out as you not so subtly comment on his lack of strength.

Oh, you're absolutely right, Vil! I'm sorry for over estimating you...hmm, perhaps I can try again with Neige-

"You will do no such thing. Now, I am going to walk away and once I turn the corner you are going to run at me. Is that clear?"

Epel Felmeir

Catches you! Listen. My boy here spent his entire childhood lugging around crates of apples, cutting down trees, and running through fields. There is no way that he lacks the stamina to catch you. Maybe he can't hold you for an extended period, but those cinnamon stick arms are built for catching

He jolts when you scream his name, and he loses his composure. The moment you jump he lets out a string of curses and drops everything to catch you

The impact sends Epel teetering, and he fall son his butt with you on top of him

"O-o-oi! What'd ya think you're doing?! I nearly split my tailbone!"

Is slightly saddened that he couldn't keep steady. If only he was stronger like the Savanaclaw students...

Rook Hunt

Catches you with grace. There isn't much to say here.

Our princely hunter need not predict your movements, or pay attention to your plotting. Where's the fun in that?

Non non, what a sight for sore eyes. Rook swoons the moment you call his name, and his pupils basically turn to hearts when he sees you running towards him

With a laugh, he opens his arms wide and catches you in an instant. He shifts you into a bridal carry, and dips you down to plant a loving hiss on your nose.

Bonus points if you kiss him back along where his freckles would be without makeup. Oh this man is dying

"Mon coheur....what a wonderful surprise! If you were to greet me like this every day for the rest of my life, I would die a happy man indeed,"

Ignihyde Dorm

Idia Shroud

Catches you

On accident :)

More like you just fall in his lap, but it still counts? Kind of

He was in his room, multitasking both controlling his floating tablet around school while also playing the latest MMO

Just when he started to wonder where you might be (normally you find his tablet during study break) he hears his door burst open

Startled, he whips around in his chair to see you running at him. He lets go of the computer mouse and keyboard on impulse. Right when you jump and basically straddle him in his chair

Idia.exe has stopped working. From the sudden entrance, to the physical contact, to your giddy rambling about...something? He can't hear past the buzzing in his ears and just nods along

Hyper aware that you are sitting in his lap still. Attempting to control himself...and failing.

"U-uhhh, can y-you please move? Like, off of me? I c-can get you a chair,"

You comply, and he calms down for a second. He's not complaining but why would you -

an internet trend? Ortho told you to?

....Idia doesn't know if he should thank his brother or scold him.

Ortho Shroud (PLATONIC!)

Little Ortho meets you half way! You do not get to jump because he sees your arms open for a hug and does not waste a moment

With you basically being one of his best friends (and hopefully second sibling. Ortho is rooting for his big bro to win your heart!) he loves your hugs

When you ruffle his hair after letting go, his eyes crinkle into the cutest little upturned crescents and he laughs

"You know...I bet brother would love one of your hugs! You should go surprise him!"

Diasomnia Dorm

Malleus Draconia

Child of man, what a wonderful surprise?

You are fulfilling this man's fantasy. You know the phrase 'looking through rose-colored class'?

You're running towards him and he's watching like it's an early 2000s AMV on Youtube

Or like a Tik Tok edit. You know the ones

Drops everything. AND I MEAN EVERYTHING

It is like this man loses all sense of his surroundings. Lovesick fool.

Opens his arms wide with a soft smile, and when you jump he barely flinches. Your arms wrap around his shoulders and legs around his waist. One of his arms holds the small of your back, and the other your rear. He...well, yes he is aware and is doing it on purpose. Our prince isn't uhm...well, he is a man. A gentlemen, but still a man nonetheless.

"What a welcome greeting. Are you comfortable? I would like to remain this way for longer, if you do not mind"

He holds you tight with his head comfortably buried in between your neck and shoulder. Malleus lightly kisses the fabric of your uniform blazer, before returning to his prior activities like nothing is amiss

Lilia Vanrouge

...I guess? It's complicated.

You come at this bat from behind in an attempt to surprise him

He's not that old, y'know. Lilia senses you trailing him the moment you begin. Then again, he always knows when you're within a five mile radius.

What? Is it really so bad for him to seek out the object of his affections? Anyone else would do the same. It's not like he's being a creep about it...you just have a unique presence.

He is also well versed in internet trends. Lilia can't help but humor you. He walks around unknowing and occasionally snickering. Some question what he finds so humorous, and he waves them off with a cheeky grin

He senses your intent to attack, and doesn't turn around when you call his name. You jump at him from behind and koala hug his back

If it weren't for the hands holding your calves, you'd think him ignorant.

'Lilia? Lilia~ Hello? Are you already deaf so soon-'

Faster than you can comprehend, he spins you around to face him and pecks your lips

"Why hello there, my dear. Care to finish that sentence?"

'....no'

Sebeck Zigvolt

Does not catch you. He initially thought you were aiming for Malleus, and stood in front of his superior to protect him

Oh he should have known! Betrayal! You have betrayed him!

...why are you calling his name? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

Oh seven it's one of your pranks again, isn't it? Whya re you always doing such-

When you yell for him to catch you, Sebeck does so without a second thought

but he fails. His offensive stance wasn't fit for taking the imbalance of weight, and he couldn't get a stable grip on you

Gravity pulls him forwards on a path where his weight would crush you

So Sebeck quickly wraps one of his hands around the back of your head, and flips so he takes the impact instead

"Have you gone mad?! I genuinely cannot fathom what is going on in your brain anymore. Who put you up to this? What if you had been injured? What if you injured Lord Malleus?....stop laughing and listen to me!"

Silver

Do not startle a man with a sword.

Once again, do NOT startle a man with a SWORD.

Silver catches you. Easily. He also thinks it is absolutely adorable that you trust him enough to do so.

It's just that you could have warned him. Y'know, considering that he is armed and trained to draw his weapon at the slightest sign of a threat :)

Lucky for you, Silver is high-key vigilant since he has a tendency to doze off to dreamland. He sensed your presence but couldn't pinpoint where...

Imagine his surprise when you jump down from above :) The hell do you think you are, his father?

On instinct he reaches out and catches you in a bridal carry. Your rear knocks against the sword hanging at his side, and with a grunt he places you down on the floor to check for injury

"While I love spending time with you, can you please use the door next time? For my sanity?"

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silver-ace-of-spades · 5 months

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The dads, the Whole Bunch of Bastards, Bowser Jr, and the Dark Fun Gang have one collective brain cell.

♤◇♧♡

[meme]

Waiter at a restaurant: Kids under 10 eat free.

Ludwig: Good thing my little brother Lancer here just turned 9!

Lancer: I'm 11, actua– mmmph!

(Ludwig puts a hand over Lancer's mouth)

Lancer: (muffled angry noises)

Bowser: Ludwig, stop.

(Ludwig puts his hand away and wipes it on his napkin with a disgusted look on his face. Lancer growls at Ludwig)

~~~

[either a tweet or a tumbl]

Iggy: I watched Ludwig, the "smartest" one in the group, tell me it would be "so efficient" to spray the fan with air freshener. He did, then proceeded to cough his lungs out when it blew back at him.

Susie: Mood.

~~~

[spongebob]

(Morton eats one of two chocolate bars that he and Susie were sharing)

Morton, angry: You took my only food! Now I'm gonna starve!

~~~

[spongebob]

Ludwig: I'm asexual and aromantic.

Lancer: What does that mean?

Roy: It means he's attracted to the letter A.

Ludwig: No it doesn't!

Lancer: A a a a a a a a a a a!

Roy: Stop it, Lancer, you're exciting him!

~~~

[original]

Bowser Jr: Teach me how to do a good evil laugh!

Lancer: Are you kidding? Yours is perfect!

Bowser Jr: Well, Susie said I sound like a baby Santa Claus.

~~~

[meme]

Roy: I live in Spain but the S is silent.

Wendy: I live in Spain but the A is silent.

(Wendy spins in her shell)

Susie: I live in Spain but the P and A are silent.

~~~

[based on a tumbl]

(Lancer is eating wasabi peas. He coughs from the spice and frantically sips some water after each one)

Lancer, after each pea: Wow, that one was HOT!

Ludwig, after the fifth pea: I am literally this close to killing you.

~~~

[follow-up to previous]

Morton: You either die a SpongeBob...

(Lancer eats wasabi peas and announces that each one was HOT!)

Morton: or you live long enough to see yourself become a Squidward.

(Ludwig barely resists the urge to strangle Lancer)

Larry: Wow, that was surprisingly insightful for a Patrick.

Morton: ...Shut up.

~~~

[original]

Lemmy: "15-year-olds when I was 10, 15, and 20" memes are so funny because I'm 15 and look 5.

Lancer: You're older than Susie?!

Lemmy: Isn't Susie 16?

Lancer: (facepalms) You're right... 16 is bigger than 15...

~~~

[vine]

Susie: Hey, I'm lesbian.

Morton: I thought you were Hometownian.

~~~

[based on a tweet]

Roy: So I work as a cashier, so I get a lot of weird shit from angry Christians, but this one made me audibly wheeze.

(Roy shows a paper to Susie)

Susie: "Satan also uses education" and a human man calling a gorilla "Daddy"

(Susie begins to laugh, which makes Roy laugh again)

~~~

[facebook]

Iggy: So excited for season three!

Susie: What show?

Iggy: Please respect my privacy, Susie.

Susie: You fucking dumbass, you brought it up!

~~~

[ tumblr ]

Lemmy: r/vexillology; Flag of Japan but with this perfect water stain on my towel.

Susie: "Oh shit, I pissed the bed, better post this for karma."

Lemmy: I didn't pee on it!

~~~

[based on a tumbl]

Susie: I showed my dad Tumblr and he told me to "teach the lesbians on [my] phone how to pirate."

Bowser: Tell them not to click on any of the ads with pretty women.

~~~

[original]

Lancer: Now you see me... now you don't! Ha!

(Lancer tosses a smoke bomb to the ground in an attempt to disappear. He coughs from the smoke and forgets to escape)

Larry: Wow, haha, that sucked.

Lancer: Thanks. I took inspiration from your terrible cooking skills.

Larry: Fuck you.

~~~

[original]

Queen: Larry May I Play Smash Bros With You

Larry: Sure.

Larry, to himself: It's nice having a gamer mom.

(Queen destroys him)

Larry: Even if she decimates me in every game.

~~~

[original]

Kamek: Toil, worms!

Rouxls: Excellent! You're makething great progress!

Kamek: With what?

Rouxls: Thine training to becometh the new Duke of Puzzles!

Kamek: Um, I'm a magic guy, not a puzzle guy. And your puzzles suck.

Rouxls: I–

Kamek: And saying "toil, worms" doesn't increase my puzzle skills.

~~~

[original]

Lancer and Susie: You did WHAT?!

Bowser: Kidnapped a princess. Why?

Susie: Don't make this harder than it has to be, Dad. Let her go.

(Bowser sighs and looks into the distance)

Bowser: I don't agree with your ideals, but you're free to be who you want. If you want to be my enemy, so be it. You will be grounded, though.

Iggy: Putting sour candy strips into energy drink and calling it battery acid spaghetti. Will update later.

~~~

[legendary post]

Iggy: Don't do this.

Susie: Don't tell me what to do!

Susie: Don't do this.

Iggy: I want you to throw that substance at me.

~~~

[bugsnax]

Lancer: What?! Isn't that dangerous?

Iggy: I've got safety goggles on, it'll be fine. There was no harm done to the Goombas, so I think I will be okay.

(Lancer throws a bucket of mysterious substance on Iggy, who immediately cries out in pain)

~~~

[follow-up to previous]

Rouxls, deadpan: Iggy, did thou get Lancer to throweth acid at you?

~~~

[real life]

Roy, weak: Paqui wasn't lying... (cough)

Susie, energized: Those ghost pepper chips can freakin' hot, alright! Gimme more!

#spade yells into the void #a whole bunch of bastards #deltarune au #mario au

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obwjam · 5 months

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Hey just wanted to share some old hc’s/ideas i had left in my drafts. Ik time has flown by but, i still love the idea of Petra and all their potential. But i ofc totally understand if ur atsv phase has passed by now. Hope you can still enjoy ❤️

• When Petra gets their 1st crush Miguel pulls a Mother Gothel and basically gives them a “Mother Knows Best” speech. (Literally so dramatic; Love’s a distraction, they have a multiverse to protect, Petra needs to focus etc) ((i’ll leave this here))

(( LIKE I NEED THIS ANIMATEDDD))- Whole time Petra’s completely unamused at the threats/theatrics. The fact this could go a very silly goofy route, or an angsty one. >>> which ofc Miguel would never but, it’s an idea.

• (speaking of ^^) *foaming at the mouth* LOVE INTEREST LOVE INTEREST LOVE INTEREST LOVE INTEREST PLEASE. (Same size ??? 10/10 Bigger ?? 10/10)

• The Miles and Petra friendship is actually healing. He’d be such a great friend. vice versa.

• Frenemies vibes with with Peter B. >>> (Relationship with Mayday tho ??)

• Petra being a little gym rat >>>> (def gets it from Miguel)

• The spidergang ask to join Them for a workout session, to pick up some skills bc Petra’s cool.

After some deceptively lightweight stretching, the whole session turns into an I’ll Make a Man Out of You montage. Petra does NOT play games. (And is having the time of their lives being a hardass)

The 6 of them meditating and trying to balance on bamboo staffs in a Spider Dojo

• Pav’s said “They’re just a little guy” in Petra’s defense at least once.

•Angsty but.. Imagine Petra gets a major injury on the field. Miguel’s knelt down, cradling them. (The crying "My Baby " tiktok audio vibes/Blue diamond found out pink diamond just got "shattered" energy yk)

• Okay Okay hear me out- Petra’s pov of Miguel’s tweak out on Miles?? like HER SEEING SPIDER BYTE NOT HIT THE SHUT DOWN BUTTON AND NOT SAYING ANYTHIINGG?

(Child i’ve been thinking on this so be prepared. I’ll throw it in another Ask)

IM ACTUALLY SOBBING RIGHT NOW LIKE TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE THESE ARE ALL SO INCREDIBLE??? like this straight up has just re-inspired me to start writing petra again because i just want more content of everyone simply hanging out and being buds. like 2014 avengers tower fics type beat. even if it doesnt make sense to have miles just goofing off at HQ i dont care. pav, miles, gwen and petra would all joke in memes and references and it would piss off peter b and miguel SO MUCH but it's so funny. so much shoulder shit-talking. petra being able to do/say anything around miguel while nobody else is allowed to even look at him and theyre all so jealous. oh my god these ideas are all so fucking good i might need to steal all of them

#i just accidentally created a cool oc and then ignored them #i dont want to play with you anymore toy story meme #thank you so much for this i'm genuinely really flattered that ur thinking of my dear petra 🫶#asks

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quokkacore · 3 years

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nct 127 + the “worst songs to have sex to” playlist (m)

genre: smut, fluff, crack

pairing: nct 127 x gender neutral reader (no mention of gender specific anatomy, but the reader is the one getting, uhhh.... penetrated)

warnings: explicit sex, language

a/n: this was inspired by a haikyuu reaction (which if i have the time, i’ll come back to edit in). i wrote this at two in the morning while i couldn’t sleep, and it shows. also, i’m not sure if johnny’s is in poor taste or not. i honestly mean no disrespect, but if people get upset, then i’ll take down this post and reupload it with something for him.

here is the playlist, if anyone is curious.

"hey, babe?" your boyfriend sat down on your bed, and you looked up from your phone to meet his eyes.

"what's up?"

"so, i just found this and, uh..." he showed you a spotify playlist, and you stifled a laugh at the title. "oh my god. do you wanna try?"

"well... how bad could it be?"

nsfw under the cut

𝐭 𝐚 𝐞 𝐲 𝐨 𝐧 𝐠

honestly, you weren't sure what you were expecting. you both did your best to try and ignore the music. which was going perfectly fine, until one song faded out and the sound of trumpets filled the room, amidst the sound of taeyong's groans, your whining, and the sound of skin on skin.

soon enough, you realized you heard lionel richie's voice, then stevie wonder's... then tina turner's... then...

"hold on, hold on." taeyong stopped the movement of his hips, and you stared up at him, frustrated. you had been so close, and now, he asked, "is this we are the world?"

you looked to the side for a second. "uhh, i'm pretty sure it is."

taeyong gulped, and right as the chorus hit with a bittersweet, "we are the world, we are the children..." he made a face, and promptly pulled out of you. you winced, watching as he stood. "tae, what the hell?"

"i'm sorry!" he called, leaving the bedroom, "i need to go make a donation to unicef, or something!"

𝐭 𝐚 𝐞 𝐢 𝐥

to be frank, if someone had said that one of you would start crying during sex, you expected it to be you, not taeil.

he had been pounding you into the mattress, sucking dark bruises into your neck, not paying heed to the songs. he was doing a pretty bang up job at keeping you distracted from the songs also.

then circle of life from the lion king started playing.

a few moments later, taeil lifted his head from your collarbone, and his eyes welled with tears... because what person born after 1994 didn't cry with the lion king?

and so, the night ended with you patting taeil on the shoulder, as he cried softly into your neck because of how tragic and unfair mufasa's death scene had been.

𝐣 𝐨 𝐡 𝐧 𝐧 𝐲

sex with johnny was rarely serious, contrary to popular belief. his carefree and upbeat attitude always meant you were in for playful, mind-blowing sex.

which was why it came as a shock to you when, amidst the both of you bumping noses and giggling into kisses at how silly the songs were, johnny's face fell when a single trumpet blared a single, sad note from the speaker.

you thought for a moment, panting from pleasure, at what song it was. but then you realized that the song, taps, was the song played at american military funerals. johnny, an american first and foremost, had already realized that.

"john? are you okay...?"

"i can't do this," he mumbled in a daze, before getting up, muttering to himself about showing some respect.

you don't have sex for another two weeks because johnny refuses to look you in the eye.

𝐝 𝐨 𝐲 𝐨 𝐮 𝐧 𝐠

surely, doyoung would be able to ignore the songs. he does... to an extent. you don't even make it past foreplay until the sound of violins and funky disco music fill the room. doyoung lets out a laugh as he shoves a second finger, realizing that the playlist has bestowed dancing queen upon you both. "abba? really?"

you both laugh a little, but continue anyway. your head falls onto the mattress, whining as doyoung's long fingers twist and turn inside of you. you could feel something bubbling in the pit of your stomach...

could. key word.

then you realized that doyoung was humming and bopping his head along to the melody as he did so, and you broke out into laughter. doyoung froze, wide eyed as he watched you lose your shit, not even realizing he'd been what had caused you to.

"y-you were humming and moving along to the beat!" you said in between cackles, curling up on yourself.

"it's catchy..." doyoung mumbled, "i couldn't help myself..."

𝐲 𝐮 𝐭 𝐚

you were so, so close. yuta had slung your legs over his shoulders in an effort to hit deeper, and it was doing wonders.

you were whining his name when a familiar synth beat caught your ear, and evidently, it caught your boyfriend's attention as well. he stopped moving, and you pouted, your orgasm creeping away from you.

you looked up at him, low key pissed to see him bopping along to what is love. no, not twice's what is love, unfortunately. the corny, meme-worthy, 90s what is love by haddaway.

"baby, don't hurt me," he sang teasingly, "don't hurt me, no more,"

you glowered at him from underneath him. "i was so close," you grumbled, slapping him lightly on the arm. he gasped in mock indignation, lifting an arm to his forehead as if he were about to faint.

"you hurt me!" he said dramatically, "after i specifically told you not to!"

needless to say, no one orgasms that night.

𝐣 𝐚 𝐞 𝐡 𝐲 𝐮 𝐧

jaehyun's ability to reduce you to a moaning mess during sex never failed to impress you.

what did fail, though, was his reaction to the law and order: svu theme song playing while you were sucking him off. you were on your knees, bobbing your head along his dick and digging your nails into the defined v-line of his hipbones when the distinct first notes of the tv show's theme song interrupted his deep groans of satisfaction.

"law and order?" he says with a breathy chuckle, "man, my mom loves that show."

you pull off a second later, looking a bit perplexed. "please, don't ever, ever mention your mom while i'm sucking your dick again."

his smile falls. "shit, i made it weird, didn't i?"

"no shit."

the next time jaehyun's mom swings by your shared apartment for a visit, she's a bit confused as to why neither of you can hold eye contact for more than five seconds.

𝐣 𝐮 𝐧 𝐠 𝐰 𝐨 𝐨

you don't know what to say. one minute you're clinging to your boyfriend, whimpering into his ear as he hits a spot that has you seeing stars. your eyes are screwed shut and your hips are bucking against his as you cry out his name.

then, axel f (known to most as crazy frog) blares through the speaker, and the both of you stop moving as you're both reminded of the badly animated, obnoxious, purple frog from the music video.

you stare at jungwoo, whose sour expression matches yours. he meets your gaze, and seconds later, the two of you are cracking up at the continuous "ding! ding!" noises coming from the song.

"this was a horrible idea," he mumbles, and you nod in agreement. "you don't say."

he gets up and turns off the music, and somehow, you both manage to finish without thinking about it.

but then jungwoo boops your nose twice while the two of you are cuddling and goes, "ding, ding," and you both promptly lose your shit again.

𝐦 𝐚 𝐫 𝐤

your thighs are starting to burn, but you don't care. you ride mark like you have something to prove, doing your best to ignore the obnoxious playlist in the background.

mark is having the time of his life, groaning loudly, eyes screwed shut, head fallen back against the pillows and gripping your hips while he ruts up into you.

then the previous song ends, and suddenly the next song starts with an exciting swell of violins, and the next thing you know, you hear a choir sing, "o canada, our home and native land..."

mark's eyes snap open and he freezes inside of you at the realization. you stare at him for a few moments and somehow, just by the sound of the canadian national anthem, you literally feel mark's dick start to go soft inside of you.

your face morphs from confusion, then horror, and finally, dissatisfaction.

you flop down next to mark, and turn to face him.

"you okay?" you ask, and try your best not to laugh when mark turns a deep shade of red.

"let's never mention this again."

𝐡 𝐚 𝐞 𝐜 𝐡 𝐚 𝐧

good god, donghyuck doesn't even make it past the first song.

see, he pounces on you before you can press shuffle, pressing needy kisses against your mouth. you kiss him back for a few moments, moaning when he slips his tongue into your mouth.

when he pulls you into his lap to grind against him, you pull away and giggle. "hyuck, aren't we gonna listen to the music?"

"huh? oh yeah, baby, sorry. just press play."

you do, meeting donghyuck's eyes as you wait for the first song to play, and you both jump when a loud, raspy voice yells, "i'm a goofy goober! ROCK!"

You purse your lips, wondering whether to laugh or not. you look at hyuck, who is trying to hold back laughter as goofy goober rock continues to ruin the mood.

"so..."

"i changed my mind," donghyuck says, probably thinking of spongebob, "i don't wanna do this anymore."

so, you find an easier solution. you turn off the music, and awkwardly cuddle for the rest of the night, occasionally breaking into fits of laughter at the absurdity of having almost fucked to spongebob music.

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shesahershey · 4 years

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Everything about me!

I'm bored and have nothing else to do, so here's everything about me!

My birthday's November 30th

I have 9 pets

My middle name is Nicole because that's what my mom originally wanted my first name to be

My sign is Sagittarius (not that I care lmao)

My favorite color is purple

I have low iron (I swear, I am going to pass out one day from doing something too quickly)

I have 27 ocs

I am working on a book explaining and following those ocs ( https://www.wattpad.com/story/82557802-adventurers-of-my-mind )

I am a cartoonist

I am Depressed

I am Anxious

I have ADHD

I will play games instead of working

Music is everything to me (I seriously can't do shit without it)

I love all music besides Country and Screamo

I am chill 24/7

Piss me off and I will daydream about hurting you

Hurt me and I will beat the shit out of you

Hurt my friends and I will make sure you are nothing but a bloody pulp on the sidewalk.

Violent when need be

Uses videogames to escape reality and take out violence

The quiet kid

People freak out when I talk

Will do anything to make you feel better

Bisexual

Gender Fluid

9 year old stuck in a 16 year old's body

I can't move on from the past

Childhood trauma

Lost my mom when I was 9

I am TERRIFIED of roaches.

Hyper-spikes when I get little to no sleep

Fandoms I am or was into: Hetalia, Eddsworld, Undertale/Deltarune and the AU's, FNAF Night Guards (idk if that's the right name???) Portal, Subnautica, and Minecraft

Will make inside jokes that only I know (Russian Snowman Cafe hehe)

Steals personalities to make people like me more (or so I think)

Two of my characters are almost carbon copies of other characters that inspired their design/personality because I just wanted them to be subtle nods (I regret it, but what can I do? I like how they are)

I love everyone for who they are unless you are LGBTQ+ Phobes, Terfs, Pedophiles, Beastiality, and Necrophilia. Then you may die in the worse way possible.

I love animals, hurt them and I will beat you with a bat until each and every bone is broken.

I talk to myself (Yourself knows yourself best)

"Anything's better than nothing" is my motto

Curses 24/7

Scars from Depression

Do not say, "Hey, we need to talk." I will go into a panic and think about everything I have done since birth.

Skin is delicious. (I need to stop eating myself...)

Bruises easily

I am thicc

Bust size is a goddamn 36-38 D. (Help me.)

Tiddies either fit the bra perfectly or flop out.

3 curves in my spine (genetics suck.)

Shoulders are uneven (fuck that backpack I had in 5th grade.)

I have had 3 real crushes

I have had 7 or more fictional crushes

Wings are AWESOME

I buy a ton of socks and lose every single one until there's only two or three left

Stuff animals give me life

Borderline hoarder (just for things I like or bought with my money)

My room is an abomination (where is anything??????)

I am a dog person (no patience for cats)

"If I don't align my feet with the tiles, I will die."

Tons of memes on my phone which I will not get rid of

I want to live in 2012

Either great or terrible with lying

I can't stay still

I will stare and space out

I think everyone is watching me so I'm cautious and freaking out about how I do things

I worry a lot

Cold most of the time

I jiggle when I walk

My thighs are too thicc, if I'm not in pants, they will rub against each other and it HURTS

I still have my Wii and my TV is the only one in my house that can play it

I'm somewhat flexible

Sweet treats keep me going

I can cook breakfast and that's it

I want to drive but I'm afraid

I spend almost an hour in the bathroom (I like the solitude)

I'm the opposite of Claustrophobia, I LOVE small places

I want to live in the forest

I am terrified of my family

When I'm sleeping, my legs cannot be close to each other (gotta do that Mario jump)

I will only buy shoes if I really need them

I buy things that make me happy (lots of money, gone...)

"If it still works, don't buy a new one." Is something I say for anything

Will look like a slut if I'm feeling it and then regret it later

I can whistle inwards

I avoid eye contact when talking to people because I feel awkward

I say "Drawl" and "Drawling" instead of "Draw" and "Drawing"

Make a Texan joke or stereotype and I will love it (yeehaw pardner)

Accents are AMAZING

I've made friends online and trust them with everything and love them to pieces

I want to travel and see my internet friends

I stopped biting my nails

I want to animate, but: I can't find the right batteries for my pen, I lost my pen, and my screen is messed up and hardly recognizes my pen

I will not judge you

I have a collection of bottle caps (ready for a fallout baby)

I cry easily

I will scream if I'm excited

My favorite song is "1/4" by VocaCircus/CircusP

I hate realism. (Let me draw how I WANT.)

My real personality? I don't know her

I have 1,945 songs

I live in the past and will not move on

Clay is REALLY GOOD

I lose track of what I'm talking about and switch left and right

I might forget I've said or showed you something and will say it or show it again

Sometimes I see small white lines that crawl around my eyes and then they disappear (it's like looking down at sugar ants)

I have missed out of really good shows, like Invader Zim, because I thought I wouldn't like it, them I'm like, "Hey, that looks pretty cool actually" and then it stops airing.

I have loads of freckles on my face and arms

My hair is curly, but since it's short, you can't really see it

I have a good singing voice

I LOVE pools and water parks

I've always wanted to learn an instrument, but decided drawing and writing was right for me

Hockey is my favorite sport (got that Canadian heart baby)

I've only seen snow twice (Texas sucks.)

My favorite character is Russia from Hetalia (I LOVE THAT BOY SO MUCH)

I want to learn a different language, but Jesus fuck, that takes so much effort

I'm patience

I love puzzle games

My favorite number is 3

I wear oversized shirts and jackets

I do really well in school until I gain the teacher's trust, and then do nothing for the rest of the year because they know I'll do it

I love science

I despise math

All of my oc's are a piece of me, merge them together and you get me

I have dark circles that won't go away

Fluffy things are GREAT

Soft things are BEAUTIFUL

I love galaxies

And that's all I can think of! Hope you liked learning about me!

#this was surprisingly fun #long post #very long post #hersh talks

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fearofaherobrine · 7 years

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Roelplay Server Log #201

“Milotec, Lj pranks”

[Notch] Is contentedly floating in a little boat. It's tethered to an identical boat containing Stevie. He gets a little tug on his fishing line and pulls up a pair of leather boots- Aw darn it!

[Stevie] Laughs a little- I swear, Hera plants those

-Feebas- Is idly swimming in the shadow of the boats

[Notch] Originally it was meant to represent the goods of adventurers who had come this way before...

[Stevie] - Really? I figured it was usually just brother fucking with me and making it harder for me to get food...

[Notch] Nah, it's the same reason skeletons have armor sometimes. -waves a hand idly as if telling a dramatic story- It was supposed to inspire the imagination. Like they were warriors coming back from the dead to defend their territory.

[Stevie] - I remember the first armored mob I encountered after brother and I went our separate ways... It was a zombie completely decked out in gold armor

[Notch] Those are rare. We had it set up where mobs would pick up stuff and put it on if someone dropped items, but it never worked out the way it should have. The programming was always just a bit off.

[Stevie] - I see...- His line gets a tug and he reels in a clown fish

[Notch] Hey there you go. Good for potions at least.

[Stevie] - You've never had mine or brother's potions... Have you...

[Notch] Nope. Just Doc's. Why? Are they special? - He trails a hand in the water to pet the Feebas as it goes by-

[Stevie] - According to everyone here who has tried them, they are the worst

-Feebas presses into Notch's hand, lipping at his fingers-

[Notch] You mean they don't work? That sucks. Maybe the others could give you lessons? - Pulls out a berry and pinches it in his fingers for the Feebas-

[Stevie] - No, they work perfectly fine, they just either hurt like the Nether, or taste putrid

-Feebas quickly eats the berry before swimming back under Stevie's boat-

[Notch] That's.... really bizzare... but then, I don't know why Doc's potions generally taste like soda either. There was never any inherent coding for the flavor of things since the players couldn't experince that. Wait! Have either of you tried it since coming here? Making potions?

[Stevie] - No, I haven't, but I don't know about brother... Then again it's like this on every server we go on

[Notch] Maybe the water is better here? Ask Doc, maybe they filter it first?

[Stevie] - I'll keep that in mind, oh damn it, I wasn't looking and one got away

[Notch] Gets a tug and pulls up a salmon- All right! That's okay, you can have this one. - Holds out the fish for Stevie.

[Stevie] Reaches for it-

-The water bubbles a little before a giant head erupts out of it as Milotic takes the fish-

[Stevie] - WHAT THE NETHER!?- He falls out of his boat

[Notch] What the hell is that?! - scrabbles to help Stevie back in the boat

[Stevie] Is surprised when before he can reach Notch the Milotic picks him up and puts him in the boat- What is going on!?

[Notch] What happened to your Feebas?

[Stevie] - Shit! Where is it?

[Milotic] Nudges Stevie-

[Notch] Looks up at the Milotic, - It's so graceful. Do you think...?

[Stevie] - It ate Feebas?

[Notch] No! Maybe it evolved! Pokemon do that. They turn into different things as they get bigger and stronger!

[Stevie] - They do?

[Notch] Yeah. You know those crazy egg things Doc brought back? They turned into a weird-ass palm tree thing with three heads.

[Stevie] - Oh...

[Notch] Addresses the Milotic - Are you Feebas?

[Milotic] Happily says it's name and nods-

[Notch] That's awesome! Stevie, you are now the proud owner of a very beautiful sea serpent.

[Stevie] Slumps a little- Thank god, I thought Doc would murder me for loosing the pokemon they rescued

[Notch] Awww, I wonder if they knew it would turn into something so grand from the start? They're tricky like that.

[Stevie] - I don't know... Should we head back in?

[Notch] I think so. I smell cookies. I bet we could bum some from Alexsezia under the pretense of showing her your Milotic.

[Stevie] Chuckles- Sure

[CP] Is outside gingerly reattaching the chomp to the honesty blossoms- No more letting anyone near these things, I can't stop blurting things out in my own house

-Sounds of Lie calling for Cp from somewhere near the greenhouse-

[CP] Perks and approaches the green house- Lie? What is it?

-I fell in the pond! And lost my shirt!-

[CP] Frowns, highly suspicious-

-Help! It's cold!-

[CP] Floats up onto the roof of the green house and looks down the back of the green house-

[Mb] Is sitting in a tree laughing softly-

[CP] - Nice try, but you gave yourself away. She wouldn't have called me about her shirt coming off. She's very aware of her body and doesn't like it showing to much.

[Mb] It's still funny! Celine is bored.

[CP] - She seems happy to me-

[Celine] Is lightly dozing in the sunlight

[Mb] She was racing around my rooms like an out of control minecart before we came out here.

[CP] - Yeah, they do that

[Mb] It's so damn quiet. Where the fuck is everyone?

[CP] - I don't know and I don't care

[Mb] Wanna rumble?

[CP] - Not right now, I have more paper work to do

[Mb] Huffs- What about the big bitch? Where's she at?

[CP] - You mean Endrea? I think she's in the library with GK and the babies

[Mb] Fine, I'll go bug her instead since you got homework to do. - Gathers up Celine much more gently then one would expect for his personality.

[CP] - At least your baby seems happy

[Mb] His face twists a bit as he tries to keep his mouth shut. - I.. love her... dammit...

[CP] Smirks- There's honesty blossoms nearby

[Mb] Turns on his heel and stalks off, cursing a bit-

[Celine] Nuzzles into him-

[Herabrine] I don't think I'll ever get used to being this high res, it makes me feel kinda itchy. How are we doing? This place is starting to look pretty well fixed.

[LJ] - Pretty good, I think it's just some minor things left

[Herabrine] Want me to wash it all off?

[LJ] - Sure, so long as you don't ruin anything

[Herabrine] I'll be gentle. But you might want to step under an awning first.

[LJ] Floats under an awning for a game stall-

[Herabrine] shoots a bolt of gold and blue lightning up into the clouds above. There's a bit of a rumble and a steady rain drenches the surroundings for a few minutes. Herabrine stands contentedly in the downpour and shakes herself off afterwards. - Ahhh. Best not to overdo it.

[LJ] - ... Can we do that over BEN's place?

[Herabrine] Pfft! I can do it over BEN personally. Just make a little cloud to follow him around!

[LJ] Bursts out laughing-

[Herabrine] Though I should probably wait until he's particularly stinky to do it so no one can bitch that I'm tormenting him.

[LJ] - Awwwww

[Herabrine] Waves her hands mockingly - Best not to upset mommabrine.

[LJ] - They're no fun most of the time...

[Herabrine] Eh, what hir and Cp did to BENs computer was pretty damn funny. I wasn't there but I heard about it later.

[LJ] - I think I remember BEN screaming about it?

[Herabrine] Yeah apparently they downgraded his computer and put a bunch of irritating ancient meme stuff on it. Complete with loud sounds and unhelpful AOL programs.

[LJ] Falls on the ground laughing-

[Herabrine] Soooo much more creative then just deleting his porn.

[LJ] - I'LL BET! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Herabrine] They also spanked Jeff's bare ass once for setting Lie's house on fire. That was a hoot.

[LJ] - Oh~? How interesting...

[Herabrine] I heard they got Slender himself in their coils last time they were irl too.

[LJ] - I wouldn't know, I was here- He stretches, his arms elongating- Speaking of slender beings, I should probably check in with Splendy...

[Herabrine] You should get out and about more often anyway. If nothing else go talk to Lie. She always has the best gossip.

[LJ] - Oh? CP's little mate huh? She seems so quiet and withdrawn, I'm surprised

[Herabrine] But that's why! Everyone talks to her. Can't think of a single person on the server that wouldn't trust her with their feelings.

[LJ] Get's a mischievous expression- I see...

[Herabrine] That plus she tends to hang around Doc a lot. So she gets to see a lot of the craziness that happens firsthand.

[LJ] - However, I also know how possessive CP can be

[Herabrine] So? He's just protective. He doesn't stop her talking to people. Doc and TLOT would both stomp him if he was keeping her isolated and lonely.

[LJ] - Eh, I've learned the hard way not to piss CP off, I think I'll play this one safe

[Herabrine] That's what I'm saying, he's got no right to be pissed off. Besides, it could be pretty entertaining if you can start a conversation in their yard. There's a big patch of honesty blossoms near the front of the house.

[LJ] - Honesty blossoms?

[Herabrine] One of her magic flowers, the pollen compells you to tell the truth.

[LJ] - Oh we could have fun with that... Wanna hide a bunch of them everywhere?

[Herabrine] Sure! There are also some free roaming ones out there. TLOT made several of them into flitters. Little flying bugs with the same effect. They're mostly white with a little green.

[LJ] - Then let's go!

[Herabrine] Makes a gracious gesture for LJ to lead and follows him out of the woods.

[LJ] Leads the way out of the woods and the library is right in front of them-

[Mb] Is coming up the path with Celine on his shoulder-

[LJ] Spots the brine- Oh? Who's this? You kinda look and smell how CP used to...

[Herabrine] Man... you're a basic brine. Where the nether did you come from?

[Mb] Growls - I got dumped here on a fucking flash drive and everyone says I have to stay just so that fucktard Jeb doesn't get in trouble for not deleting my ass.

[Celine] Reaches up to nuzzle him-

[LJ] Just starts laughing as usual-

[Mb] Gives the little dragon a gentle scratch - What are you laughing at Rainbow Brite?

[Herabrine] It's kinda his thing. This is Laughing Jack

[LJ] - HEEHEE! RAINBOW BRITE!

[Mb] Is obviously irritated as all fuck-

[Celine] Licks him-

[Herabrine] Cool your jets. Who are you?

[Mb] Sputters - Master Herobrine!

[LJ] - Pffft, pretentious are we?

[Herabrine] Hoydee-toy-dee

[Mb] eye twitches a little bit. He wants to fight Lj but he's protecting Celine and doesn't want her to get hurt. - This from a washed out Alex and a fucking clown!

[Herabrine] What the fuck did you just say?

[Mb] Alex!

[Herabrine] Growls-

[LJ] - Oooooooo!~ Fight!

[Mb] Puts Celine on the ledge of one of the librairy windows and tells her to stay before drawing a sword- You want some?

[Herabrine] Notes the pond a few steps away and smiles darkly- Yes I do...

[LJ] Floats upwards to watch, pulling out a bag of kettle corn-

[Mb] Splits into three and rushes Herabrine -

[Herabrine] Is suprised and grapples with the two clones for a moment before exploding one with lightning and scalding the other with a hot blast from the pond.

[Mb] Slashes at her and snarls as she dances out of the way.

[Lj] - Whooo! Go Hera!

[Herabrine] Punches Mb's sword out of his hand and decks him.

[Mb] Manages to get a hold of her arm and twists it behind her back

[Celine] Makes concerned noises-

[Herabrine] Smacks Mb full force with a blast of hot water, knocking him away-

[Mb] Tps right next to her and goes for an uppercut

[Herabrine] Bends nimbly backwards and only gets clipped on the chin

-The two begin trading wild blows until they're both rolling in the grass trying to choke eachother. Mb is grinning like a madman and Hera's face is a twist of anger and determination-

[Endrea] Steps out, having heard the commotion- What is going on out here!?

[LJ] - Entertainment

[Endrea] Shifts into her dragon form, slamming her tail down next to the two brines- ENOUGH!

[Herabrine] Jumps at the sound and gives Mb the chance to tp out of her grip-

[Mb] Fucker....

[Endrea] Growls at MB- Is this really any example to be showing Celine? For shame

[Mb] Growls - Fuckers made fun of my name...

[Herabrine] Not my fault he's a dumb hothead

[Endrea] Rolls her eyes- LJ makes fun of everything, he can't help it

[Mb] Whatever... Can Celine play with your babies?

[Endrea] - Certainly, they are just inside with GK

[Mb] Gathers Celine and stomps off without looking at Lj or Hera- fuckers...

[LJ] - Well, should we be off to do our mischief?

[Herabrine] Yeah... Hey, now I have an excuse to go to Lie. Get some healing flowers. -starts walking

[Lie] Is in her garden harvesting some potato's-

[Herabrine] Uses a bit of moisture in the air to dribble a few drops of cold water on Lie's bare shoulder.

[Lie] Yelps and quickly turns around- Hera!- She then notices the forming bruise on her friends chin- Hera... What happened?

[Herabrine] Got into a fight with a basic bitch. It's no biggie, but I could use a few healing flowers.

[Lie] - Of course- She immediately has some spring up from the ground

[LJ] Has snuck off to find the honesty blossoms-

[Herabrine] Lays down in them- Ahhh... that's nice. So I saw we got a noob with a baby dragon. Kinda reminds me of someone else way back when...

[Lie] - You mean MB? Yeah, I've heard that a lot

[Herabrine] He put up a decent fight too. Till Endrea stepped in...

[Lie] - Please, he's not worth fighting Hera... You scared me a little, I've never seen you have any sort of injury before...

[Herabrine] Oh come on. I'm durable as fuck. I may look human but I'm just as much a tough dragon as Gk.

[Lie] - I know, but I'm your my friend which automatically means I'm allowed to worry about you

[Herabrine] Smile wryly- Thanks for that. Guess what?

[Lie] - What?

[Herabrine] Lj's circus is all fixed up shiny and new again.

[Lie] - Oh wow, you two were certainly working on that for some time

[Herabrine] Well it's just me and him and one bazillion teeny lightbulbs that needed replacing. Seriously, it's been a ton of work.

[Lie] - I can imagine. Have you had a chance to see the few new water creatures that have been swimming about?

[Herabrine] I saw the big fucker Doc brought in. I don't even know what to think about that. If it yell at it to get lost it just floats there opening and closing it's maw like it's eating something.

[Lie] - Yeah, I'm not sure about that one either...

[Herabrine] At least it's not breaking shit. That ugly fish Stevie has is clumsy as fuck.

[Lie] - Yeah, but then again I don't know what sort of brain damage it may have received from nearly being boiled alive or if that's just how it naturally is

[Herabrine] What the fuck... who does that? I mean, to a fish that's obviously intelligent?

[Lie] - The same person who abandoned my second vulpix in the middle of a sandstorm

[Herabrine] What a -string of binary that's obviously some choice swear words and insults-

[Lie] - Agreed. I'm surprised LJ isn't with you

[Herabrine] Huh? He was... I guess he got bored. Shadenfreude seems to be his one real addiction.

[Lie] - I've guessed from the few times I have seen him as well as his sugar addiction, well so long as he isn't bothering CP, then I'm not concerned

[Herabrine] He doesn't eat anything else. I bet he'd go nuts on the seed Yaunfen came from. Eat himself spherical. And everything bugs Cp.- chuckles

[Lie] - Pffft! Yes well CP is trying to finish up the paperwork for the coronation

[Herabrine] So when's the party?

[Lie] - Soon I think, my outfit still needs to be made and there's some things which need to be done on CP's server too

[Herabrine] So who's doing the sewing? Doc?

[Lie] - Either them or TLOT

[Herabrine] What's Cp gonna wear?

[Lie] - He has a set of obsidian armor which he'll be wearing

[Herabrine] I'm torn.... I don't want to dress up for Cp. But I don't want to embarass you either...

[Lie] - You won't embarrass me

[Herabrine] cheerful- Then what you see is what you get.

[Lie] - I'm okay with that

[LJ] Returns- Hera? Are you ready to go?

[Herabrine] You don't want to talk to Lie? -Her expression is just screaming that it will annoy Cp in a funny way- You should see her Lileep at least. It's crazy-looking.

[LJ] - Lileep?

[Lie] - It's a pokemon

[Herabrine] Just show him, this things weird.

[Lie] Motions for them to follow her to the green house where the Lileep is snoozing in the dappled sunlight within-

[LJ] - That is one weird looking thing

[Herabrine] Can I have a berry Lie?

[Lie] - Hm? Sure, which kind do you want?

[Herabrine] Raz?

[Lie] - Oh! You mean a pokemon berry! Sure, hang on a sec- She digs through her inventory and pulls one out, holding it out to Hera

[Herabrine] Watch this - She makes a skinny tentacle of water and hovers the berry near the lileep like a tiny curious fish -

[Lillep] It's tendrils wiggle a little which suddenly converge on the berry-

[LJ] Starts laughing- It's funny!

[Herabrine] I told you! These things are crazy. I saw something wandering around the spawn the other day that looked like a walking tree.

[Lie] - That would be Doc's exeggutor

[Herabrine] There's also Deerheart's massive grubby horse. He always looks like he woke up to a griefed house.

[Lie] - You should see how smitten the ponyta is with it

[Herabrine] Ah geeze. I can't even imagine how that's gonna turn out. Muddy ponies with flaming tails?

[Lie] - Maybe something more like terra cotta?

[Herabrine] Netherbrick horse. What else is going on?

[Lie] - Hmmm, well TLOT's NOTCH has been killed...

[LJ] - Bet CP got a kick out of that

[Herabrine] Holy crap... I heard he was a beast! Who took him out?

[Lie] - A group of us, including myself

[LJ] - You?

[Herabrine] Whoah! Way to go Lie! Did you ride one of the dragons in battle or something?

[Lie] - No, but I did use most of my power on a massive offensive plant

[Herabrine] Niiiiice. Gave the big bastard some nasty lacerations and blue balls I hope?

[Lie] - I'm not sure, but CP actually worked alongside Honedge for once

[Herabrine] Thumbs at the Lileep- That's the other thing, these guys live to fight. Pokemon are crazy tough.

[LJ] - Not all of them

[Lie] - What do you mean?

[LJ] - Every pokemon is different, some like to fight, some don't

[Herabrine] Which ones don't? I mean that pink one that hangs out with Silver seems peaceful but it's still formidable.

[LJ] - It's all dependent on the personality, you guys have brines that like to fight and ones that don't, it's the same thing, it's dependent on the individual... And what pink pokemon?

[Herabrine] I don't know, I think it used to be the little doggie thing with the long ears? It's all pink now with tentacle ribbons.

[Lie] - You're thinking of Sylveon, Eevee evolved

[Herabrine] Yeah, probably? I've seen him walking it on the beach. It's annoyingly cute.

[Lie] - Yeah

[LJ] - Hmmm, I should go visit them too...

[Herabrine] Silver? Yeah, he's ususally out exercising his pokemon, the deino guy turned into something with two heads as well.

[Lie] - Well, I'm going to go make some food since CP's probably forgotten...

[Herabrine] Okay, thanks for the flowers Lie.

[Lie] - You're very welcome Hera, don't hesitate to visit!- She turns around and starts leaving

[LJ] Slips an honesty blossom into Lie's back pocket as she turns around-

-There's a weird chuckling noise behind Lj-

[LJ] Glances behind him- Hm?

[Exeggutor] Looks at him with all three of it's heads cocked slightly sideways. There's a light mental probing happening from it.

[LJ] - Hello eggies

[Exeggutor] Three smiles, it's obvious it likes Lj's colors. The long leaves on it's head cast a nice cool shade.

[Herabrine] Is just staring at it

[LJ] Offers it some candies-

[Exeggutor] Leans over to sniff them -

[LJ] - Eat up!

-There's a bit of happy bird noises and some impassioned fluttering-

[Doc] Runs by. Xe's in hir human shape and hir and Yaunfen are following after the Archen

[Archen] Is just trying to fly and not having any luck

[Exeggutor] Twists and turns so each head gets a candy and munches contentedly.

[LJ] - Oooo~ I think I see our next victim

[Archen] Flutters around their feet

[Herabrine] What the hell is wrong with your bird Doc?

[Doc] Huffs a bit from exertion. - No clue, I think they just can't fly well. I was just providing some encouragment.

[LJ] Sneaks an arm around and behind Doc to tuck a flower into their belt-

[Doc] So what are you guys up too?

[LJ] - Circus is done

[Exeggutor] Has wandered over to stick it's head into the greenhouse-

[Doc] That's great! Does that mean we'll see you around the seed now that you have some goofing off time?

[LJ] Probably

[Doc] I'm glad. Have you too seen Endrea today? She seems to be the expert on wings and flying.

[LJ] - Over by the library

[Herabrine] Fair warning, MB is over there too. We had a bit of a scrap.

[Doc] Hera... Be careful okay?

[LJ] - Oh CP's little mate already took care of her

[Exeggutor] Manages to get inside the greenhouse and is bumping around a bit

[Archen] Still fluttering madly and jumps onto Lj's pant leg to cling for a moment.

[LJ] - Hello pretty birdie

[Archen] Squeaks a bit-

[Doc] They are colorful aren't they?

[Herabrine] We know you like gaudy things Doc.

[Doc] Ha! TLOT is my favorite of all the gaudy things around here.

[LJ] Scratches the Archen's neck-

[Archen] Preeep... peep...

[LJ] - Hey, where would be a good place to hide something small?

[Doc] Turns red and giggly- A butt?

[LJ] Starts laughing-

[Exeggutor] Ambles back over with a mouthful of something, after a moment it gets a weird look and begins to glow a small amount.

[Lie] From inside the house- DOOOOOOOC!

[Herabrine] Ummm.... Doc?

[Doc] What?

[Herabrine] What the fuck?

[Doc] Peeks in the greenhouse - Oh shit....

[Lie] In chat- Doc... What did you put in my inventory!?

[LJ] Spots the pokemon- IT'S GLOWING!

[Doc] Goes in the greenhouse and comes back out to scold the pokemon

[Exeggutor] Does look contrite.

[Archen] Decides to climb on Yaunfen next and takes a small fluttering leap from the dragon's head.

[Herabrine] In chat- Probably a sex toy?

[Yaunfen] - Burp!

[Lie] - No shit!

[Doc] Uh Lie.... Exeggutor ate your lantern flowers..... sorry...

[Lie] - That's fine, YOU on the other hand....

[Doc] What did I do?

[Lie] - Shot glasses

[Doc] Yes? That's a thing that exists.

[Herabrine] Snickers-

[Lie] - You made a thing with them

[Doc] Uh huh... and?

[Lie] - You put it in my inventory

[Doc] So you would have it to play with, and...?

[Lie] - Why....

[Doc] Because masturbating is fun...?

[Lie] Unfortunately the chat does not translate her embarrassed noises-

[Doc] Accidently aloud- I wonder if I made it too small or something? -blushes

[LJ] - Made what to small?

[Doc] Blurts- The glass dildo I snuck into her inventory!

[CP] Perks a little as he's nearing the main room of the house, having heard that- The fuck?

[LJ] Starts laughing very hard-

[Exeggutor] Ambles over and peeks in the window-

[CP] Spots it and heads out the side door of the workroom- The fuck is wrong with you people!?

[Exeggutor] Is still glowing and blinks like a slow Xmas light- Burp...

[Doc] I'm a sex maniac? - Smacks hirself-

[CP] Growls- What did you do now?

[Doc] Helplessly shouts- I gave Lie a glass dildo made from the shot glasses she broke!

[CP] Pauses a moment- I'm going to murder you now

[LJ] Snorts in his laughter-

[Doc] It was just a present! You know I like making things!

[CP] Charges at Doc-

[Doc] Xe tries to scoop up Yaunfen and crumples to the ground- Fuck! Ow!

[Exeggutor] Gets between Doc and Cp -

[CP] Darts around the pokemon-

[Exeggutor] Muscles into Cp and uses it's chest to bounce him back-

[Doc] I'll shock you! Cut it out Cp!

[CP] - Fuck you!- Goes for a punch

[LJ] Is rolling in the air laughing-

[Exeggutor] Ducks it's head hard to give Cp a faceful of fleshy leaves in a sharp swat.

[CP] Lights his hand on fire-

[Doc] Don't hurt hir, it's just defending me!

[Archen] Shoots up Cp's back and pulls his hair-

[CP] Angry noises-

[Archen] SKWAK!

[Lie] Hears the commotion and comes outside- CP!

[Archen] Looks back at Lie and makes one more deliberate swat at Cp's face-

[CP] Swats at the pokemon-

[Herabrine] Hey Lie! Cp is being a shit!

[Archen] Nips at his fingers-

[Lie] - I can see...

[CP] Sets his entire self on fire-

[Archen] Is singed badly and makes a horrible noise while fluttering to the ground-

[Doc] Archen!

[Lie] Immediately spawns healing flowers- CP! STOP IT!

[Exeggutor] Crouches protectively in front of Doc-

[Yaunfen] Scrambles a short distance away-

[Doc] Tries to get up and fails. - Fuuck!

[Lie] Rushes forwards- Hera! Water!

[Herabrine] Draws up a water tentacle and deluges Cp-

[Archen] Making unhappy noises in Lie's flowers

[CP] Sputters and growls loudly-

[Lie] Kneels near Doc and Archen, spawning more flowers, both healing and pain management- Hey, how bad is it?

[Doc] Pulled my damn back....

[Lie] - What can I do?

[Doc] Keep Cp from stomping on me?

[Lie] - I can try...

[Archen] Is healing fast but still mad at Cp-

[Doc] Yaunfen? Come back. It's okay. Cp won't hurt you at least.

[Lie] Has taken CP's attention, calming him down-

[Yaunfen] Slinks back, a bit nervous.- Burp...

[Doc] Flops- It's okay sweetie.

[CP] Is still growling a bit-

[Lie] - Come on CP, let's go inside, take it out on your punching bag...

[Exeggutor] Snorts at Cp, it's one of the few entities on the server taller then him.

[Lie] Coaxes CP back into the house-

[Chomp] Bounces at the end of it's chain-

- group of what look like half human half mobs is just getting close to the outside of the fire wall to the server-

-A brine almost bowls a few of them over, managing to prevent doing so so that he doesn't hurt the person in his arms. There's an incoherent yell of anger at the act-

-the group seem surprised at the act-

[brine] What the fuck?! -Seems very angry and ready to yell more-

-the one that looks like they are part Enderman steps forward he seem to being defensive of the others-

[brine] What kinda fuckup are you? -steps back a bit, shifting the person in his arms so he can draw a weapon-

-the ender person speaks up- I don't know what your problem is but I will defend my friends if I must back up I didn't come here for a fight.

[brine] -scrutinizes them a bit before relaxing a bit- I.. am not here to fight either. Sorry. -returns weapon to his inventory after a second of hesitation-

-the group relaxes as well there seems to be one for each type of hostile mob-

[brine] Big group you got here.. Would you.. mind if we tagged along?

-they look at eachother before the Enderman person talks again- I don't see why not

[brine] Thanks.. Sorry about the yelling and being ready to fight.. We just fled the Notch of our seed. I'm stressed as all nether..

-the a spider lady speaks up- we just fled our seed as well we were getting attacked from both humans and a notch who wondered on to our seed so we understand.

[Deer] Over chat- Anybody else feel like going someplace relaxing?

[Mix] -Over chat- Where exactly?

[Deer] - I'm not sure...

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