#intern spider

[brown-spider]

Noir is the type to poetically monologue about a man from his youth that "had he been a dame, we would have been lovers" with such dramatic intensity you'd think he was talking about the love of his life

But then if someone asked Noir anything suggesting that he's attracted to men, he'd dismiss it like "Now don't get me wrong, that crowd is fine by me, but I'm not a homosexual. I like dames too much, haha."

And it drives the modern spider kids fucking CRAZY. They want to shake him and scream "BISEXUAL!!!" so bad but oh god he's wearing headphones, he can't hear them, oh my god 😨

#i DO think he has a strong preference for women but a lot of that preference comes from internalized homophobia and/or sheer ignorance #he's genuinely like “i know im sweet on dames so fact of the matter is i cant be homosexual” and he's so wrong #middle aged bisexual men who still haven't figured out that they're queer my beloved <3 #spider noir #spiderman noir #peter benjamin parker #into the spiderverse #itsv #itsv noir #across the Spiderverse #atsv noir #Spiderverse #Spiderverse 2 #spider speaks

[phantoms-world-and-more]

I wanna see danny and shazam faking it till you make it together

They both got major responsibilitys at a young age. Both are powerful, danny being king or the infinite realms and shazam being the champion of magic they both know the struggels and duty while getting no gratitude.

They would get along perfectly.

What i imagine is during some cutl BS they find out there is a new, better, king of the infinet realms and seek to build a relationship with him, y'know for good connections. But they asumed he was several melenia old.

So they summon danny, and boom phantom comes out looking a little disgruntled at being summoned out of the blue, they talk and phantom agrees to an alliance on certain conditions and basicly acting like a responsible king.

But shazam sees through it, sees the child thats barly holding on, that was given too much power because he was the only one worthy of it. And it reminds it of him self.

So when batman starts questioning phantom, shazam steps in saying that they knew each other and have for melenia, he just didnt know he got the title of ghost king.

Danny while confused, saw the signs that shazam too was a child like him, decided to ask about it later, and went with it.

Now imagine batman, THE BATMAN, getting his questions getting shut down by two sassy melenia old beings, who apparently know eachother.

While danny and shazam are internally loosing their shit, hopping to every god there is that no one catches on that their BS them, while simultaneously dreading the conversation they know they have to have.

And the reast of the JL are happily oblivious and excited to get a new friend

#danny and shazam #danny phantom #fic prompt #daily prompt #dc x dp #danny fenton #batman #dp x dc #shazam #JL #danny and shazam doing the spider man meme #danny and shazam knowing #internal freaking out

[titaniafey]

Nobody:

Gwen, when she sets foot on Earth - 8 and finds out she and Miles are endgame in that universe:

#the pining in this song goes HARD #the internalized self-loathing quadruples for my girl #make them endgame. PLEASE #gwen bawled when she met her future babies #like dropped down on all fours SOBBING PUNCHING THE FLOOR while screaming THIS COULD BE US or THAT SHOULD BE ME after seeing wedding pics #ghostflower #gwiles #gwen and miles #gwen x miles #miles and gwen #miles x gwen #milesgwen #gwen stacy #ghost spider #spider gwen

[courtney-deserved-better]

rayne this, juliayne that. what about wintern (wayne x intern)

#i jest but actually i lowkey ship it #the way he helped bandage all of her spider bites before he went back into the challenge #if i was not so busy i would legit write a fic for them a contestant x intern ship would be such an interesting dynamic #like it'd mostly be behind the scenes stuff with filming logistics and there wouldn't be any threat to the competition there oooo i love it #td spoilers

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #145

Scientists at Stark Industries frequently make groundbreaking discoveries. Since the work is collaborative, they also usually have long lists of acknowledgements at the end when publishing their research 

Post-NWH fic where someone notices a pattern in the published research from SI: for a period of several years, nearly every paper, from every department in the company, expressed gratitude to... empty space.

The name is not there. Clearly, it's meant to be. The pattern starts slow, with just a few papers, but it's soon present in every single one, and the praise is effusive. (Even during the Blip, researchers thanked this mystery person posthumously)

Then, not long after the return of half the population, the pattern just stops. No more mentions of the mystery team member. No more gaps in the acknowledgements page

Maybe it wouldn't be a big deal, maybe the whole thing would just stay as a niche mystery in the tech world... Except it can't. This question can't stay a small thing

Because Tony Stark, who has never worked with anyone except for occasionally Bruce Banner, thanks this empty space in his published work too.

Just who exactly is this person? 

Bonus:

The media dubs the missing person the "Stark Ghost"

Extra points if this fic follows either MJ, Ned, Pepper, a random curious citizen, a lowly SI worker, or Tony himself as they try to find answers

#in this fic tony is alive because I said so #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #peter parker #tony stark #answering the question: what if fanon about peter being a beloved si intern were true AND nwh happened #(AND TONY WAS ALIVE) #what then? #queueueueue #weekly reminder that I love you all but am too busy to be human :) #fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want I just won't see them for a while #see announcements

[pavutynko]

🏳️‍⚧️Happy trans day of visibility!🏳️‍⚧️

we love you🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

#Spider-Mayo #trans day of visibility #international trans day of visibility #transgender #spidersona #spiderman #ukrart #украрт #український tumblr #укртумбочка #pavutynko

[scuffedcd]

The spiderverse brainrot only worsens so:

- Rio telling Miles “it’s not your life it’s my life and your fathers and your abuelos who put you in this position that I’d give anything to be in” hits home when ur a first gen student from immigrant parents

- Miles’ teenage frustration being so irritating (looking at it from his parents POV), so understandable (from his own POV) And just so “relatable teenager energy” (from my memories of growing up/watching my siblings grow up)

- Miles’ family being his source of strength since the first movie

- Miles only finding the resolve in Into the Spiderverse to take his leap of faith as Spider-Man after his dad shared a very heartfelt message to him through his dorm door which beautifully sets up Miles telling Rio (in earth 42 but still) that he is strong because of his family, it’s always been family

- the queer symbolism of it all, from Miles’ fear in Across the Spiderverse (“I was scared that if I told you, you wouldn’t love me the same”) to back in Into the Spiderverse when he asks his dad if he really does hate Spider-Man after learning he must become the new Spider-Man

- the hints of the Morales’ Latino/Puerto Rican background !!!

- the Spanish! The Spanglish! Rio’s affection toward Miles! “Que dios te bendinga”, the relatives telling Miles how big he’s gotten, the way they say it, love it all

- Miles having a rough time speaking Spanish not only because he spends less time at home, but also because he has no friends to practice with

- Miles admitting he has no friends in his universe besides Ganke, who doesn’t appear to want to be very involved in Mike’s life as Spider-Man. While understandable, I think, it really does further emphasize just how lonely Miles is since he’s lying to his parents and the one person who does know his secret can’t relate to him

- the loneliness being sadder when you think about how easily Miles talks to people and how he seemed to have been more established at his old school

- and finally, rewatching Into the Spiderverse after seeing Across the Spiderverse and thinking about how Miles was just a kid when this all started

#watching this movie when I’m older than miles is interesting #it gives me a different perspective than I think I’d have if I’d been Miles’ age when it came out #it’s like I can be sympathetic and understanding to how he feels and behaves #but I’ll also internally feel exasperation when he says 15 is ‘basically an adult’ #then again to that last point tho being Spider-Man probably would make you grow up faster or at least make you feel pressured to #idk either way #love these movies #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #miles morales

[hawkogurl]

#oh? you’re characters in a three part iconic series that came out in the mid 2000’s #and one of you is a wealthy abused child with heavily symbolic burns scars who undergoes a redemption arc that concludes in the third part #of the franchise who’s villainy is defined by an attachment to an abusive father and a need to please him despite him not at all deserving #your loyalty and your redemption is internally motivated by your own experiences and defined by a moment where you realize who you want to #actually be? and you’re connected to a lot of shipping drama despite honestly seeming gay as fuck? #and a consistently heroic male lead with romantic drama including a brief relationship with a light haired woman that you have regrets about #and a lighter haired woman who majorly influences your character arc and you can tell is cool as fuck because men hate her? and your arc #revolves around maturing and going through various circumstances that basically function as a mini coming of age story in a piece of fiction #not of that genre? and you have baggage related to family members who you feel responsible for the fates of? and you put an intense amount #of personal pressure on yourself because you see yourself as a protector and if you can’t do that you’ve failed? #and you’re emotionally superglued to each other despite lots of disasterous first interactions? #atla #avatar the last airbender #sokka #atla sokka #zuko #prince zuko #harryposting #harry osborn #raimiverse #raimi trilogy #spider man #spiderman #peter parker #parksborn #zukka

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD

at the closing night of the Red Sea International Film Festival 2023.

(X)

#andrew garfield #cutie pie #my babey is so beautiful #i love him #why is he so cute and so hot at the same time #he's trying to murder us #events #closing night #red sea international film festival #red sea international film festival 2023 #red sea #peter parker #spider man #the amazing spider man #tasm #tasm peter parker #tasm peter #andrew peter parker #andrew peter #jeddah #saudi arabia #sincericida

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Mutant alejandro's design from The Mutant Facility!

He's a 12ft tall funnel web spider/scorpion hybrid

#long hair alejandro my beloved #he's just a fluffy spider guy who killed and ate several interns! that's all! #his entire cell is covered in webs #total drama #td alejandro #total drama au #The Mutant Facility #mutant alejandro #tw arachnophobia #he's finally here yippeee!!!! #my art #intersex alejandro

[jellyjaws]

commission for twitter user colliedoggo ft my spider tempo!

#anthro #furry #canine #spider #tempo the spider #hypnosis #extreme cuddling #internal shot #digestion #safe digestion

[satoshy12]

(had the idea after a post i saw, but not able to find it) Peter, a civilian, was already very late to his job as an intern in the Daily Bugle, but to his bad luck, a villain attacked the city. So out of mistake because of a sleep disorder, he knockout punched Dr. Doom while running already late to his work; he didn't even notice he did that to Dr. Doom as he was in his job and explained to JJ Jamson why he was late. The thing is, Peter didn't even notice he did that, and the Daily Bugle, like Jamson, didn't say anything; after all, he one punched Dr. Doom, and you kind of have to be crazy to take pictures of Spiderman.

- Peter's bad luck was that he somehow knocked out all his villains that way, as Peter Parker did. People started to think he would become a villain in the future. Harry has no idea what his friend is doing and is going crazy about it. What is he thinking? - Dr. Doom hates Peter the photograph(hear Dr. Doof Perry voice) just as much as Squirrel Girl! - Yes, Doreen had the fun of doing the same as Peter, as she joined him in the Daily Bugle. Jamson was totally okay with that girl joining; she helps Peter stay out of trouble, and both are making nice pictures! - Poor Dr. Otto Gunther Octavius was asked by his wife Rosalie Octavius to make sure that Peter doesn't do valiant work. That somehow saved him from being turned into a villain. Making sure Peter doesn't go villain.

Over time, it became the idea of a Villian Ogin story in New York.

The Cilvilian who did go vile because he did go late to work and lost his job.

The irony was Squirrel Girl's is the non-mutant or only mutant liked in New York.

Outsider:" That is a mutant!" New Yorker:" Just because her hair color doesn't mean she's a mutant!" Outsider:" I mean her squirrel tail!" New Yorker:" She just likes to cosplay."Leave her alone."

#Marvel #peter parker #J.J. Jamson #New York #Squirrel Girl #Squirrel Girl's is the non-mutant or only mutant liked in New York #Harry Osborne #Spider-man #Dr Doom #Dr. Otto Gunther Octavius #Rosalie Octavius #Daily Bugle #intern Peter #Peter Parker the photograph

[kgmarcy]

Spidersona with my OC Maya 💕⚡

#my art #my ocs #spidersona #spiderverse #wanted to update her character sheet #inspired by the lovely portia spider #she's an intern at the daily bugle #oc maya #id in alt text

[glassphinix]

"average dnd character has 5 unhealthy relationships" factoid actualy just statistical error. average dnd character has 1-3 unhealthy relationships. Astarion Ancunín, who lives in Szarr Mansion & has had over 10,000 unhealthy relationships, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#sorry. #bg3 #baldurs gate #astarion ancunin #bg3 astarion #spiders georg #couldnt decide whether to put 1000 or 10000 bc 1000 is the number that strikes me as more immediately understandable. For Reasons #but theres that one line at the act 1 camp party where hes like 'ive gotten on my back ten thousand times or more' so #internal monologue

[spider-man-2o99]

ok so we have spent the past however many years putting miguel on blast for his complete lack of interior design skills but frankly i don't think anyone's gone far enough yet. do you think he sleeps in the fold-out chair too? he clearly doesn't have an air mattress, and buying one would just be a waste of money with the Talons. miguel what are you DOING to your poor spine

#talking tag #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #liz allen #marvel #comics #comic panels #these specific panels Live In My Brain istG. i don't have much of my stuff yet. obviously. but i have a cjair. please Sit In It. thank you. #godd. man who probably sleeps in the family guy death pose over here #maybe he sulkily gets up in a corner on the ceiling every night and spins himself a little nest for Sleeping Time.... #goes home and liz is there and hes just sweating BULLETS internally like oh thank god i recycled that silk instead of makin breakfast today

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #156

Peter is unnaturally good at catching flies. However, once he's caught them he can never make himself kill them. He usually just let's them go outside.

His friends and family find this hilarious. His literal "spider" reflexes + his Peter gentleness.

Bonus

One day, as a prank, he pretends to get a weird look on his face after catching a fly, then slowly starts to lift his hand to his mouth. The panicked shrieking of those around him (who think his spider instincts are about to make him eat the fly) can be heard several floors away

#allow me to present peter 'LITERALLY wouldn't hurt a fly' parker #lmao #irondad fic ideas #irondad and spiderson #also imagine it's tony he does the prank to #the sudden uncontrollable Dad Fear #tony (internally): oh my god my stupid awful son is not about to do what I think he's gonna- PETER PARKER DO NOT EAT THAT FLY #WAKE UP RIGHT NOW IT'S YOUR SPIDER INSTINCTS- #or imagine if the rogue avengers are back and it's SAM peter does this to! #sam- screaming trembling throwing up #tony stark #peter parker #iron dad and spider son #queueueueue #see announcements