#internet privileges

[grntaire]

“crowley and aziraphale aren’t sexual” oh yeah? then explain this. that’s what i thought

#pinned #‘us time’ was code for get day drunk and railed across the bookshop btw #i should have internet privileges revoked #good omens #thoughts

[indoorcoyote]

people make polls on here and then are like "why are so many people virgins this is the gay sex website >.<" like hey. listen. this website would be substantially less horny if everyone was actually having physical irl sex

this is the "gets off primarily to kinks that are impossible in real life" website and also the "would like to be having gay sex but can't due to parents/roommates/social awkwardness/disability/otherwise hostile environment or circumstances" website (and also the "thriving asexual community" website)

#and to be clear i do recognize my “real life sexhaver” privilege #← TONGUE IN CHEEK #but even that's just because i got lucky enough to move in with my (lovely wonderful) internet boyfriend. i couldn't survive on grindr

[tickfleato]

something that makes me insanely smug is when an app tries to force me to log in or watch ads and i simply remove its permission to use cellular data and turn off my wifi. can't show me ads without an internet connection bitch.

#got tired of trying to draw in the notes app so i installed medibang #and it tried to force me to log in which pissed me off. so i took away its internet privileges #tick biz

[glass--beach]

when i was growing up literally everybody owned a desktop pc and smartphones were seen as a rich kid thing (first iphone came out when i was in middle school and they were nowhere near common til i was almost out of high school...) but it seems like this has entirely flipped with younger generations. everyone is expected to have a smartphone but desktops are for like. hardcore pc gamers and stuff. saw a post just now where people on their smartphones were calling op privileged for owning a desktop and it was a huge culture shock lmao... no judgement towards gen z / alpha here, just fascinating how much the cultural context of smartphones has changed in my lifetime. even "dumbphones" were for kids with rich parents for most of my childhood

#actual blog post #obviously there is a good deal of privilege in owning any type of computer & having internet access #just talking about the two relative to each other

[maskednerd]

#diagnosing the Collector with Jester's privilege #also my internet is back up so yay! #the owl house #toh #the collector #toh meme

[running-tweezers]

Ok Sure Why Not

A Collection of Slide Highlights from my Redacted Audios Hyperfixation PowerPoint under the cut

Disclaimer: this was made over a year ago with the intent that only my two best friends would see it therefore I did have to edit it somewhat for the general public, also information may no longer be correct or never correct to begin with idk, I’m just a silly lil guy

(I put a “don’t” after every mention of Alpha bc I knew my heathen friends would start making omegaverse jokes)

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #I hope y’all get a kick out of this #I sure did revisiting it #there’s SO MANY other slides #but these are the ones the Internet gets #the rest are for the besties eyes only #a privilege only they get

[markscherz]

hi dr Scherz happy frog Friday 🐸

And to you!

#answers by mark #anon #Frog Friday #It is so great that the internet has somehow fallen in love with frogs #two days a week we celebrate frogs #frog Fridays and when it is Wednesday my dudes oh shit whaddap #well #two days a week youse celebrate frogs #I celebrate frogs every day #though not always with the raw awe that I get to see on the internet when frog photos or facts are shared #sometimes I’m envious of that #it is possible to know too much about the good thing #as any professional in a field full of fans will tell you #but it’s a privileged position to be in nonetheless #especially because it just means there are more frog facts in my head

[hirkyy]

didnt want to derail the original post in the reblogs so im going to post this separately but this to me is the same logic as all the people screaming misandry under my post about women being demonized for expressing anger towards their oppressors. these people do not live in the real world, their niche online community is the lens through which they choose to interpret oppression. women aren't oppressed because men kill and rape us in the real world, it's men that are the real victims because women are mean to them on tumblr. it doesn't matter that there are sirens and explosions outside your window, how dare you use your war victim privilege (lmao.) as leverage in an inconsequential online argument. (until the other side sees you're ukrainian and since this doesn't go in line with their weird westcentric pseudoleftist opinions they got off tumblr blog marxistpussy you're not a war victim anymore and akshually the aggressor instead)

#war victim privilege....its time to pull the plug on global internet.

[sleepy-bebby]

Adam Ellis

#welcome to the internet #memes #meme #relatable #relatable memes #psa #relatable meme #techbros #keyboard warriors #trigger warnings #armchair professionals #armchair diagnosis #content creation #armchair diagnoses #content creator #my blog is made for me and you’re just a privileged visitor #unfollow or block me if you don’t like what I post #don’t tell me how to run my blog

[spam-uel]

I'd like to apologize...

this makes "Where No Man Has Gone Before" sound awfully suggestive

#someone take away my phone #i need internet privileges revoked #star trek #star trek the original series #mr spock #spock #james t kirk #jim kirk #spirk #star trek memes #silly #shitposting #mypost

[fury176]

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#oh the feeling when you come back from your neighbor's funeral #who was killed by russians on the front line with a phosphorus bomb which are prohibited to be used in the whole world #and then you go on the internet and see westerners saying how PRIVILEGED you are #that what is happening in Ukraine isn't a genocide #apparently because slavs are mostly white huh? #even though russians said countless times they're ready to kill millions of ukrainians #westerners' commentary about how the mass graves and torture chambers on photos aren't real #that russian soldiers don't rape ukrainian women #that oRdinArY rUssiAnS that laugh at photos of ukrainian children's corpses are not guilty #because it's just “putin's war” #and that Ukraine should just blow up so the west could enjoy Dostoevsky and Tolstoy in peace #i always try to be strong and rational #but more and more often i feel like i can't do this anymore

[crazycatsiren]

"We would have fought against slavery and the Nazis!"

My siblings in Christ y'all are throwing toddler tantrums when we tell you to not support an actively anti trans and racist franchise and not play an antisemitic video game.

#white gentiles' bullshit #white gentiles on the internet #white privilege #white fragility #white supremacy #performative activism

[sprnklersplashes]

I didn't think this needed saying but "please for the love of god be normal about gypsy rose blanchard" included the footnote "yes, even if she commits the heinous crime of liking taylor swift"

#gypsy rose blanchard #taylor swift #the unironic hatred for tswift fans on the internet is so fucking wild. #joking about how a girl who has endured unimaginable trauma should be sent back to prison bc she likes a pop star #guess it disproves the 'all swifties are privileged princesses' narrative ig

[saturnisfallingdown]

a big part of the queer online kid to queer online young adult progression for me was losing all interest in labels. not in a distasteful way!! just. losing interest .....

#ive got a big post in the drafts about how ive found it impossible to exist outside of the queer identity structure these days #and the pros and cons of that #and i havent published it because i fear it giving off some anti-labeling-for-anyone-ever aura. which is not the vibe !!! #but talking entirely personally. yeah nowadays i feel weird even calling myself genderqueer!! listing a pronoun preference. #advertising myself as a lesbian at the forefront of my general human identity #because i am those things and people can refer to me in those ways!! absolutely #but ultimately my queerness is a lot more fluid than i gave it credit for as a kid/teen #and i think it defines less of me than i thought it did #or at least its such an intrinsic part of me that i can afford to look at a lot of other aspects of what makes me me #and this is all just my personal very privileged experience!! this isnt universal queerhood 101. but that makes it interesting!! #i dont know im having a very coming of age moment this year and im thinking a lot about identity. this is my diary welcome internet

[lu-sn]

this is for @trueplainhearts. ines, i hope you have a peaceful and lovely and happy birthday ❤️ here is the sequel i've been cruelly gatekeeping for over half a year 😂

vegaspete, pole dancing, humor, explicit, 7K

“We are not,” Pete says, “putting the pole in the bedroom.”

Vegas saunters closer, hands reaching for Pete’s hips. “But then what’s the point,” he murmurs, “if I can’t watch you dance for me?”

Pete rolls his eyes. “You can’t keep your hands to yourself. I need to train in peace without you distracting me every five seconds.”

Vegas affects a hurt expression. “Pete, baby, I just want to appreciate everything you have to offer–”

“Liar,” Pete hisses. “You and I both know what happened last time.”

continued on ao3

#ines has internet wife privileges so she gets to do things like ask for fics i thought i would never write 😂 #but i thoroughly enjoyed writing this #and i hope people enjoy reading it!!! #kinnporsche #vegaspete #pete saengtham #vegas theerapanyakul #mine: fic

[gayboss-too-close-to-the-sun]

Me: *wearing my Repo! jacket*

The they/them making my coffee: does your jacket say Zydrate Anatomy?? it’s really cool.

Me: yes!!! thank you gay barista!!

Them: you’re welcome, gay person!!

Me, five minutes later: *getting gas*

A person with teal hair: I love your jacket!!!

Me: …are you queer?

Them: yup!

Me: fantastic. I have proven that this jacket is a gay magnet. everything is going according to plan >:)

#repo! the genetic opera #the gays have one mode #and that mode is NICE JACKET!! #or NICE BOOTS!! #gay is an inclusive word in my heart #we are all gay deep down #I got railed by a girl and while it may have seemed straight #I assure you I was very gay about it #the gay is in the soul #and in our silly little obsessions #like repo #I just want to peg the grave robber #is that too much to ask #anyway someone take away my internet privileges pls