‘You’re wrong. That’s not what happened at all.’ Remus pouts after Logan had finished explaining the event in question. Logan raises a brow as he looks at the creative side.
’Oh really? Alrighty then, be my guest and explain how it happened.’ Logan smirks a little, knowing what was going to happen.
Remus takes a deep breath before he starts. ‘Ok, so. Roman had gone to slay the dragon witch but unbeknownst to him, I had warned her beforehand and she set a trap for you, a trap that caused all the bloodthirsty monsters to come after him. The scorpion hounds, red faced banshees and a whole lot more. He was surrounded. The dragon witch was pleased. Roman was finally in her clutches and she was about to pounce and give the last fatal blow right through his chest when-.’
‘..Weren’t you just going to the supermarket?’ Patton asks.
‘Yeah but my story was more fun.’ Remus stuck his tongue out at the moral side.
‘We encountered an unpleasant person, that is all.’ Logan spoke after knocking his hand against Remus’ arm to stop him from jumping Patton.
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Yo these chapters are really piling up huh. realised it’s once again been a while and ive had a burst of inspiration! this chapter’s even edited! lmao
Now it seemed the tables had finally turned on Remus. Every single time of him helping Roman pick outfits, makeup palettes, shoes, vibes; it all came to this.
Because it was Sunday morning. And Roman was helping him pick out an outfit for a first date.
“Oh, I forgot,” Roman groaned loudly as he threw Remus’ wardrobe doors open. “You own too much plaid.”
“No such thing!” Remus shot back with a snort. “I, personally, cannot wait to expand my collection.”
“It’s all green!” Roman cried.
“Yeah!” Remus came over to rest a hand on Roman’s back, grinning wickedly. “It brings out my pallor.”
Roman laughed, and started rifling through his clothes. Remus watched him with a touch of anxiety, watching him shuffle past some of his old favourites, before he was nodding quietly to himself, pulling out a selection.
“Here’s what I’m thinking,” he said, turning to lay the clothes out on the bed. “Nice tidy shirt, with jeans. Your blue ones will be fine. Those nice black shoes you’ve got, and-”
“My leather coat,” Remus added.
“Yeah, that’d look great,” Roman nodded along. “I like this shirt, personally.”
He gestured to the one he’d retrieved from the wardrobe. It was a black button-up, with a thin, green thatched pattern across it.
“And,” Roman added, holding up a finger, “I’ve got something I think will add to this ensemble nicely.”
Remus watched him duck out of the room, and he rubbed his arms as he waited for Roman to come back. There was a shuffling sound, before William, with Virgil in his arms, poked around the door.
“Hi, Da,” he said, smiling at his father. “You goin’ out?”
“I am,” Remus smiled back, shifting on his feet. “I’m going to go and have lunch with… a friend.”
Remus spluttered, trying not to turn red and laughing to try and keep his embarrassment down. “You don’t miss much, do you, kid?” he wheezed. “…Yeah.”
“He’s very nice,” William said, matter-of-factly. “I think you’ll have a nice time. I promise I’ll look after Virgil and Uncle Roman really good while you’re out.”
“I’m sure you will, rattlesnake,” Remus smiled, and he bobbed down as William hurried over, and he enveloped both his sons in a hug.
Roman hurried back in then, and with a huff, Remus picked up both his sons, setting them on one hip each, and they all expectantly looked at Roman, who was biting his lip and trying not to laugh.
“Hi!” he chirped. “So, this was going to be a birthday present, but I think this is the perfect time. Happy Easter, Remus.”
He threw a package at Remus, who had no way of intercepting it as it bounced harmlessly off his chest. However, William swiped it before it went down, and glanced at Remus for permission.
“Go on,” Remus winked, nodding towards the present.
William ripped into it eagerly, and from it withdrew a beautiful green scarf.
Remus carefully set his children down, before taking the scarf out of William’s pliant hands. It was a most beautiful bottle green, and the softest thing he’d ever had the pleasure of touching. It had silver stitching around the hems, and Remus was in shock, because this was… this was clearly expensive.
“It’s cashmere,” Roman said quietly, shuffling on his feet. “Is… do you like it?”
Remus couldn’t find the words. He lifted it to his face and pressed it to his cheek, closing his eyes as just how nice this gift was hit him, before he was tossing the the scarf over his shoulder and rushing over to catch his brother in a hug.
Roman caught him, and they latched onto each other tight.
“Is that a yes?” he teased lightly, but Remus could hear how thick his voice had gotten all of a sudden.
“Yeah,” Remus mumbled back. “S’great.”
This was dumb. It was just a scarf. But as Remus ran his fingers over it again as he pulled away from the hug, he knew without a doubt that this scarf was one of the most expensive things he’d ever been given.
Thomas: How did you tell each other you were dating?
Patton: I made everyone Moceit Cookies! Chocolate Chip with yellow food coloring.
Logan: I simply told them about Remus and I.
Virgil: Roman tagged me in a post about a Disney wedding saying “I will marry you! Whether you like it or not!”
Thomas: You’re getting married?
Virgil: No! He hasn’t even proposed and he’s talking about wedding stuff!
Patton: *knows full well Roman is going to propose soon* He’s Roman, I wouldn’t read into too much.
Roman serenading you because you deserve love and attention, and remus and logan being sweet because i like sweet things, they’re my life. Thats how i should introduce myself online now, hi im robbie/flower and sweet things are my life. Oop- sidetracked. Anyway, enjoy these beans!
Rain’s ships!!! (Aka My ships)CREDIT TO ALL THE AMAZING ARTISTS!!! AND THIS IS MY OPINION!!!
Logan has learned to ignore that little voice in his head that tells him when he is about to do something dumb.
Fortunately, Remus is more than happy to fill in for said voice.
TW: Self-harm, needles, blood, Logan being kind of stupid
Word count: 1259
Inspired by the song Tetrodotoxin Synthesizer No. 2
Forgive me as I catch up on 19 years of not being able to draw ship art. Intrulogical just came at the right place and at the right time.
I think Dialogue tends to come to me fairly easily. I can hear characters talking a lot more often than see them move in a scene. Of course this is bad for building a setting lol.
Hmm I really like this Pushing Daisies AU thing that’s starting to settle in my head. Basically Logan is a mortician with the power to raise the dead who gets attached to a man he raises but doesn’t send back. I’m hoping to kind of tow the line between horror and comedy and drama and explore some darker themes with it.
Wildest is such a weird word, so I’m gonna say two different ones for different reasons, oddly for the same pairing. Love You To The Moon and Back and Seldom All They Seem they are both longer stories about Remus and Logan, the first one involved so much weird research for accuracy’s sake and the second was really fun to stitch together a week of prompts into one story that went kinda crazy directions. I love the space ship wedding scene, I love the crazy boss fight scene, these two just make weird awesome magic happen and its weird I don’t write them more often.
Au where Logan is the vampire trying to seduce humans into letting him bite them
Virgil, looking at Logan’s interior aesthetic with blacks and golds and blues: wow… goth king
Logan, confused as to how his house’s gothic architecture makes him a king but absolutely invested in the admiring looks Virgil is giving him: … yes
Roman, drenched, collar wide open around the neck: ;) oh mr. mansion ;) ;) it’s so cold and wet out here ;) please could you spare me a room ;) help me get warmed up and get that ;) ;) ;) blood flowing again? ;)?
Logan: i know a trap when i see one (shuts door)
Janus, a human who everyone thinks is a vampire due to the fact that he dresses up basically how every version of dracula has ever dressed and also has fangs: i hate it when people bleed around me :/
Logan: I know, right? It’s hard enough to resist as it is, but here they are, practically enticing you to taste!
Janus, a little germ-scared around blood and not thirsty: ಠ_ಠ
Patton, a vampire, trying to hide his vampiric nature from Logan, who he thinks is human: hello, friend! why don’t we avoid the sunny day get-together and go on a nice stargazing trip! o vo’’
Logan, a vampire, trying to hide his vampiric nature from Patton, who he thinks is human: that sounds absolutely lovely :] why don’t we meet in a nice secluded area far from prying eyes?
Patton, thinking about having a sipp from that neck: why Mr. Douglas, anyone would think you’re trying to seduce lil ol’ me! Name the place.
Logan, thinking about having a sipp from that neck: oh, certainly not in front of anyone, friend- how about the abandoned cottage that everyone thinks is haunted, a little bit past the mansion that everyone thinks is haunted?
Patton: (That’s MY cottage) :> absolutely, dear! be a doll and wear something easy to rip off?
Logan: (he fell for it!) ;> only if you do too~
Logan: (seducing Remus, knowing he’s a human) (kisses Remus)
Remus, a human who everyone in town thinks is a vampire due to the fact that he literally bites people all the time and makes a show of enjoying their blood: (mouths along Logan’s chin and bites him)
Logan: u m,
Intrulogical birbs!! I will not stop this series-
Chapter three of “Tiny Galaxies” is out now and you can find it here. Go check it out if you have time and I hope you enjoy!
I don’t want to spend my life / Without your kiss goodnight. / Yeah, for the rest of my life / I need your kiss goodnight / I hope we kiss goodnight
Idk, I was in the mood for these 4. I hope everyone is having a good/better day/night. 😁
Title: 5 times the sides were waring someone else’s cloths and one time they all were
Fandom(s): Sanders sides
Description: There were very few things all the sides could agree on. One of those things was that Thomas was terrible at giving them warning before summoning them, which resulted in some rather interesting and somewhat embarrassing moments. Be that missing items of clothing or wearing pyjamas.
Characters: Virgil, Roman, Patton. Janus, Remus, Logan, C!Thomas
Parings: intrulogical, Analoroceit, moceit.
Individual bits as induvisual ships: anxeit, parental moxiety, roceit, intrulogical, logicality, analogics & prinxiety & moceit & demus [this was confusing]
Tags/warnings: can’t think of any warnings, implied making out at the end, kinda fluffy, 5+1 things, sharing cloths
Things had been pretty hectic over the past week, and everyone needed a break. Which, of course, meant no one was, and Thomas was making a video. Logan, Patton and Roman were all arguing over what they should be spending time on. Patton was pushing him to help his friends, Roman telling him to go dream chasing and Logan failing to find a balance between them.
Thomas was expecting Virgil to rise up any second as he had done many a time before, but it wasn’t the anxious side that appeared.
“Well, isn’t this lovely. Totally productive and very useful bickering.”
It may not have been who he expected, but Janus had the desired effect, and the sides were able to begin to work towards a solution.
Looking over, Janus realised Thomas wasn’t paying much attention. Snapping his fingers, he got said man’s attention.
“Sorry, just. What are you wearing?”
Logan cut in before the yellow side could answer “He is waring Virgil’s hoodie, surely you can see that?”
“No, no, I see that but… why? Never-mind, what were you saying Janus?”
Janus restarted his point, and things continued as usual.
The sides had materialised to watch another movie. Thomas had found a behind the scenes Disney documentary which had done the near-impossible task of appeasing both Roman and Logan while still engaging all the other sides. Logan and Remus were off in the latter’s room presumably working on their recreation of Frankenstein’s monster; assuming Remus hadn’t distracted the logical side. Patton and Janus were making another batch of cookies in Thomas’ kitchen; Thomas himself was chatting with them and making a note to buy more flour, sugar and eggs. Again. Roman was adventuring in the imagination, and Virgil was presumably on Tumblr in his room.
An hour later, the sides to congregate in Thomas’ living room scattering all about the place. Janus was lazing on the sofa, next to Patton in his cat onesie, looking surprisingly comfortable given he was still waring slacks and a buttoned-up shirt. Roman leaned against the yellow side’s legs and practically vibrating with excitement. Logan was sitting in his usual spot having lost his tie at some-point but still looking very put together. Remus was lurking behind the sofa in his birthday suit.
Virgil appeared on the arm of the couch in Patton’s cat hoodie. The sides all greeted him, and the Moral side could not stop cooing at how adorable he looked in his hoodie. Janus looked at their human with a raised eyebrow as he walked and received an eye-role in return.
“You do look adorable Virge.”
Finding the sides in the kitchen at random hours wasn’t particularly surprising anymore. Between Patton’s baking, Janus’ cooking, Logan’s love of crofters and Virgil’s random snacking there was usually someone there and if there wasn’t you didn’t have to wait long.
However, what was unusual was the two most dramatic sides appearing singing some kind of competitive duet. Once Roman and Janus had reconciled, they took bickering to the next level. If the others thought he was bad with Virgil, Roman took it to new heights with the deceitful side.
Competitive Disney mealies was a new one though.
Somehow Janus had lost his cape, and Roman’s sash was nowhere to be seen. What was most surprising, however, was that Janus’ hat had found itself onto the prince’s head. Given how protective, said side was of his hat it was unexpected but the two sank out before anything could be said.
[Remus’ sash is absolutely massive when unfolded and I WILL die on this hill]
For once, Janus had managed to get everyone to listen and actually take a break. Said side was cuddling with Roman and Virgil back in the mind-palace commons and Patton was knitting in a chair next to them. The last anyone had seen of Logan and Remus was them talking excitedly heading off to the latter’s room.
A few hours later Patton had finished up the beanie he had been knitting and had moved I join the others’ cuddle pile. At some point, Virgil had fallen asleep with his head on Romans shoulder to the creative side running his fingers through his hair. Janus was starting to doze off curled around Patton. He raised his head sleepily when Logan shuffled into the room and flopped onto the couch with a book in hand. He pulled the Duke’s sash tighter around his shoulders and cracked open the hefty tome as the Moral side ruffled his hair. The owner of the sash around Logan’s shoulders slunk into the room to steal Janus’ hat and lie across the back of the couch.
The sides were sitting around having a far more relaxed debate than usual. There was no one specific topic, the conversation drifted from the mundane to the ridiculous.
Other than a brotherly spat that had left Roman sulking for a short while things were thankfully drama free.
Or, well, they had been before Logan had accused Patton of not taking things seriously. There was a tense moment before the latter snapped his fingers.
Then Virgil started snickering and pointed to Patton’s neck.
“Well, Lo, I’d say I’m being plenty serious. See, necktie!”
Sure enough one of Logan’s old ties had materialised around his neck. Even the logical side couldn’t keep a straight face and they all burst out laughing.
Thomas was getting used to seeing his sides in clothing other than their usual attire but he was still rather surprised when he summoned them to start recording and they were all each-others clothes.
Patton and Janus appeared together, the yellow side in the others hoodie with his arm over his shoulders. Remus had popped up with Janus’ hat next to his brother who had Virgils hoodie on and was looking a little awkward.
Virgil had Logan’s tie draped around his neck and blush on his cheeks as he glared at the human who had summoned him while the Logical side just smirked.