#invited to the table

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i am thinking how much poorer, how much less colorful the world would be if art was only made by "professionals." if all the music, all the stories, all the sketches & paintings & craftwork of the world was created only by the small category of people able to make a decent living from their art. imagine if the only people allowed to create were the experts & the renowned & those aspiring to the top. what a grey world that would be. how much joy would be bleached away! i love you people who create for the sake of creating, i love you artists who do art for tiny audiences, i love you people who make things even just for one person, even just for themselves, even if no one's watching, thank you thank you thank you for decorating the world in which we all exist

#not a shitpost #related: the most powerful crafters alive are crocheters who spend 7+ years making an intricate table cloth no one is allowed to eat on #all that arcane magic into making a display object primarily for their own enjoyment #and that of the blessed few lucky enough to be invited into their home to behold what is by rights a sacred object #if you spend a certain number of hours crafting something u have the right to have it put in a shrine or museum of your choosing i think #you have imbued it with your Life Essence by sheer force of concentration and obsession it is Holy now #anyways. old ladies who knit/crochet/embroider etc are a thousands times more powerful and intimidating #than old white dudes who are obsessed with war memorabilia or whatever #i have nothing but respect awe and appropriate amounts of fear towards crafters. my liege

[twisting-in-wonderland]

Ace has a front row seat to the soon-to-be greatest event in NRC history-

based on this pic--

the energy this exudes will always crack me up-

heres a wip btw >_>

fun fact! originally grim was gonna be O_O at Jamil too, but then i remembered that grim doesnt have an ounce of awareness in him rip

#twst #twisted wonderland #art #ram's art #azul ashengrotto #jamil viper #ace trappola #deuce spade #twst grim #uhhhh yea this is like. messy and stuff #i just wanted to break my art block that ive been stuck in for over a month with a joke lol #can you tell that i drew azul in the first pic without a reference---- i hope not lol??-------- #i /was/ gonna do the bg as the scarabia dorm - like they all got invited to a meal or something but i needed to finsih this man -- #-its been a wip for a literal month p l s #also- shout out to the cherry pie and table that were gonna have more stuff done to them but sai straight up said 'no more layers allowed:] #anyways rip azul - nice knowing ya

[motherdanger]

Sawtober 2023 | Day 19 & 20: Trap & Family

Maybe the real saw trap is the family we made along the way ❤️

Full prompt list here. 🐝

01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31

#POV: your crazy neighbors invited you to dinner #I FINALLY FINISHED IT I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE IT #peepaw really silly for calling his family to the dinner table just to kll them all <3 #lawrence the only one (surely) left alive so i had to put adam there for his Suffering ok theyre a package deal #saw #sawposting #saw franchise #saw fanart #saw movie #saw 2004 #saw 3 #saw 6 #saw 3D #saw 7 #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #chainshipping #amanda young #mandy monday #mark hoffman #john kramer #jill tuck #jigsaw #billy the puppet #jigsaw apprentices #pig masks #horror #sawtober #sawtober 2023 #motherdanger art

[saturnniidae]

One of my favorite parts of the headcanon of Snotlout and Hiccup being cousins in the series is thinking about how crazy Haddock-Jorgenson family dinners must've gone in the pre-httyd1 era (by crazy I mean one-sided awkwardness and insanely passive aggressive comments.)

#i mean even after theyd still be like that bc. stock and spitelout. but im thinking of the hilarity of stoick inviting them over #in hopes hiccup will take after snotlout or smth #snotlout chewing with his mout open and talking while eating and bragging abt whatever his latest 'accomplishment' is #hiccup giving him a death glare from across the table abd only interjecting to be snarky or passive agressive #spitelout also bragging abt snotlout and how Viking he is #unlike hiccup #stoick awkwardly not knowing what to do other than give hiccup the 'why arent you more like him?' stare #while only occasionally contributing to the conversation to discuss village stuff w spitelout #its fucking amazing. #httyd #snotlout jorgenson #spitelout jorgenson #stoick the vast #hiccup haddock #hiccup horrendous haddock iii #httyd headcanon #moth.txt

[oddballsducks]

I’m glad I’m allowed to say Goldie O’Gilt was a prostitute and not get kicked out of the Duckblr Cafeteria Table

#actually I was never officially invited to the table #also I might have jinxed it #duckblr #duckblr cafeteria table #goldie o'gilt #glittering goldie #ducktales #duckverse #disney ducks #duck comics #disney duckverse #disney duck comics

[n4rval]

tea with a stranger.

#artwork #this is NOT what i was meant to draw #and it also took way longer than an hour #hang in there pink sweater your time will come #felt like vincent van gogh painting his most ethereal landscape while bullshitting perspective with this waterfall setup #POV this is a picnic date #he was never invited to one of those before ok be nice #has a sweet tooth. inhaled everything on the table cloth with the flip of a descriptive text box #feels a little bad for not having much to offer besides his presence #here have an egg for your trouble #gaster #wd gaster #undertale

[damndamen]

In an au where Auguste and Damen are friends, you can’t tell me Damen that would be sneaking looks at Auguste’s younger brother and NOT get his ass whooped for it

#“wow I didn’t know your younger brother was so beautiful #“you have five seconds to run #scene switches to Laurent blushing like a school girl while Auguste chases Damen around with his sword #when Laurent and Damen eventually get married Auguste glares at Damen every time they sit at a table together #“I did not invite you over so that you could seduce my brother #captive prince #damen x laurent #laurent of vere #damen of akielos #lamen #auguste captive prince #capri

[bluehairperson]

My players are about to head to The Dinner™. What do you think of my seat disposition?

#someone's being passive aggressive #waifu on the side and then... the other ones... #strahd inviting everyone to peer pressure ireena to come: 🥰🥰🥰🥰 #strahd when they actually show up: ugh 😒😒😒😒 #roommate suggests putting a very pissed off rahadin at strahd's opposite end of the table just to make their stay even more tense and shitt #curse of strahd #not art #strahd von zarovich

[cometrose]

one of my favorite things about zhongli is that he doesn’t shut up like i know we like to compare him to neuvillette and alhaitham but zhongli is like inverse of their signature traits. social awkwardness? quiet and reserved? zhongli does not care he will talk like he understands liyue’s social customs very well he just does what he wants. like yeah he’s calm and reserved but he’s not quiet and he enjoys socializing with humans like it’s one of his favorite things to do. the people of liyue describe as someone who is a little odd but very helpful and knowledgeable so he understands people and he seems pretty good at reading their intentions and behaviors so yeah he’s weird but he’s very popular cause he’s always doing shit

tldr zhongli is a yapper he will talk about anything and everything if you give him a chance he does not care if it’s weird or socially unconventional

#my post #zhongli #genshin impact #he’s a little empty headed idk #like he just likes people and talking to be people #like there’s probably some level of social awkwardness but it’s not #like i know every region got their ‘zhongli’ but listen the dude never shut ups #like i remember during lantern rite their is some chinese customs about who sits at the table or who performs certain tasks #even though zhongli says he’s not as important as hutao or xiao he still acts like the leader of the discussion and the table #like he probably knows the rules he just messes up or doesn’t care #remember when he was so interested in listening to xinyan’s music he invited her to perform at a funeral parlor #bro does not care he wants to indulge himself in his nation #suffers from never shutting the fuck up disease #he just doesn’t talk about himself #i mean all of them are pretty talkative in their own way #althaitham is wordy as hell but only when he wants to be #like i did his story quest recently #ooh blah blah blah academic dishonesty no integrity just a lot

[allgremlinart]

how am I supposed to read this in any way other than "Clark introducing his bf to his parents" ???

#they are so... #also this DOES end angsty because its Bruce and hrg #superbat #also Clark insane of you to just invite him as batman and not as bruce sdhshs #like yeah set the table this vigilante covered in kevlar and sewage water is eating with us

[droodlebug]

little drawings that make it really obvious who my favorite is... and who i draw without a reference

#droodles #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #wyll ravengard #shadowheart #astarion #i was drawing while i was at my siblings festival table and helping watching the kids :] #**pride festival for my cities pride wrek #i had some bracelets i made that they had put out to sell so i got like 45 bucks ✌️ #and my sibling had two people invite them to more local events and they sold a ton today so !! thats awesome #anyway i gave wyll a cute hairstyle i seen bc im like him and he deserves the world

[theoldkyokodied]

DEE IN THE DOOR WAY OF YOUR LATEST MAC AND DENNIS ART DUMP IS FUCKING SENDING ME LMAOOOOOO

I already replied this to a comment on instagram but i don't think i'll write anything more cohesive about my thoughts on deandra 'doorway haunter' reynolds: she is serving carrie white with a side of regina george after she got hit by that bus. haunting the doorway while her loser brother is hanging out with his loser friend, making fun of old skin mags they found. it's not like she wants to be part of that, but she would have loved to shoot the invitation down.

#(gripping the table until my knuckles turn white) love the twins #she would have still joined if she got the chance. just to prove herself. pathetic attempt for her brother's attention #(pointing at the sign that says 'hell is other people') jean-paul sartre was cooking with that one I'm afraid #hell does lie in the way we strive to be seen by others. I'd stay in hell just to provw I'm not who you think i am #she is so incredibly jealous that he has got friends to hang out with. even if it's ronnie the rat and dirt grub. #her ass is NOT invited to the hang out #I'm sorry. i know you meant it more as like a funny way that she's standing there. and it is!! #i just think about dee quite a lot. i need her (kicking rocks on the ground gayly. in a lesbian way) #iasip #ask

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

stevie harrington goes to a corroded coffin concert despite having no interest in the music just so she can get hot frontman eddie munson to sign her half naked body

#obviously she gets an invite backstage where eddie rails her over the makeup table 🥰 #bonus points if the rest of cc partake/watch 🥰 #steddie #steve harrington #transfem steve harrington #stevie harrington #stranger things #eddie munson

[cocrante]

Modern au where Kaveh is an art professor who spends his weekends meeting his friends at the bar to play cards or jamming with them in a corner. Recently, Haitham started coming to that bar, sitting in the back pretending to be busy when he's actually there because he has a crush on the blond guy with the guitar.

One evening, while they were playing cards, one of Kaveh's friends —noticing the glances from Haitham— challenges Kaveh to go talk to him if he loses at UNO.

Well, of course, he loses lol otherwise what would I be writing about? ahah but anyway, Kaveh goes to talk to Haitham. "Excuse me, can I sit here?" he asks, genuinely embarrassed, and for a moment, Haitham is breathless. He nods, and Kaveh sits, looking at the book in his hand to start a conversation:—"You're cool when you play" but Haitham preceded him "Cool?" he smiles amusedly. "Yes—" he murmurs uncomfortably. "Do you perform anywhere?" he closes the book, leaving it on the table. "Not really, we just have a channel on YouTube" he says. "It's nothing special, we don't really have time for these things" he blushes. "Pity" he looks into Kaveh's eyes, unexpectedly feeling at ease. "Can I follow you on there?" he asks, receiving an affirmative answer. He leaves the name of the channel on the bar napkin, along with the Instagram page if he wants to follow them there too. "See you, Kaveh" he says, carefully tucking the napkin into his wallet. "Hey!" he calls out before he exits the door. "What's your name?" the man smiles. "Haitham" and with a final farewell, he leaves, leaving Kaveh momentarily stunned but happy.

#📌 : wip #modern au #kavetham #haikaveh #genshin impact #but haitham doesn't follow him immediately on instagram #or subscribe to his youtube channel #he doesn't even show up at the bar #meanwhile kaveh every time a customer enters #lifts his head to see if it's the silver-haired man #then after days of silence a comment appears under a video #and a few days later he follows the band on insta too #then that evening he shows up at the bar #greeting kaveh with a nod #kaveh moving away from his group of friends #goes to greet him #and haitham compliments him because he's really cool #I MEAN #THE BAND is cool 👀 #and kaveh invites him to sit at the table with his group of friends

[uncanny-tranny]

I've been pushing myself to be more open about being trans and the positive and negative of it, not to prove that I am a person, but to show other trans people that they aren't alone. I owe my life, I think, to the trans people who have done this - gone into the nitty-gritty - and if I could do that even at a fraction of the effect, then my job is done. I don't exist to prove I am a human person and neither do you - you are already enough of a person.

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #watching kat blaque's side channel video about lived experience and it's WEIRD because i was just thinking about that #like my last post about youth lib... i brought up a loved experience because i think it's relevant to what i was saying #it isn't about 'cis people should recognize trans people's personhood because of lived experience!' for me that isn't the point #when i share my transness i do it for other trans people first and foremost. i invite cis people to the table and i want them to join me #but i don't really expect it. i recognize that sharing my trans life doesn't interest random cis people and if they don't see... #...trans persons as people first then it would take a lot more than my own lived experience to change that #anyway. yeah. just reflecting on my hashtag online presence and being trans #this blog is perhaps the most open i have ever been (and will probably ever be) open about transness #i am a severely private person and the ONLY reason i am open is precisely for the reason i laid out in this post for *other* trans people

[maryoliverdotcom]

guys help—there's this girl in class who stares at me everyday...i've noticed this since last year but she keeps staring at me this year as well,,,am i doing something wrong/stupid??? help

#apparently she told her group of friends to invite me over to their table for lunch #& she used to be rly shy and quiet but now she does things to “annoy me” & tells me she loves annoying me #which is really out of character for her #and she turns away when i catch her staring. or she waves awkwardly #like i'm sure i've done smth wrong!!!!!! what did i do man fucking hell #literally bursting w anxiety at this point.....what did i do to solicit all this. Behaviour