irl quotes <3
hayyyyyy y’all, i’m back and if you want to see some of my irls here on tumblr C is @some-horse-gurl and Titi is @jarondont
one more thing, if you’ve read these before you’ll have seen E but she’s annoying and decided she will now be ‘slayer of dance’ so keep an eye out.
Me: “baby shot glass would murder the world” lady floutist: “i would thank it”
idk where the baby shot glass came from but i don’t trust it
C: “my beautiful water bottle i dropped down the stairs and hit two children”
C: *southern accent* C: “i don’t know what i did wrong to little Suzie”
C, who is Suzie? we don’t know one
lil miss muffin: “why do they have faces?”
C: “cause some of us aren’t creative” Me: “who’s some of us?” C: “me”
goth leaf: “dude is pizza real food?” lady floutist: “i don't know...i think pizza is just...pizzaaaa”
C: “that’s unfortunately my child” lady flouist: *offended* C: “i love you slightly less than my other child”
C: “i’m sorry but my other child makes my school papers look demonic.”
tomato: “tomatoes go on your shirt”
truer words have never been spoken
C: “what like .01% of the time?” slayer of dance: “No, no be nice” C: “I’m talking about myself” slayer of dance: “oh then carry on”
once again, i present, the ‘married’ couple
Me: “ew leap day” C: “lake be nice” Me: “the last one was in horror year i will not be nice”
C: “that’s too bad because you kiLLED EVERYBODY ELSE”
you believe me if i said this is about the oregon trail?
C: “have any of us died yet?”
again, oregon trail
lil miss muffin: “slayer of dance drowned” C: “YES”
still oregon trail
C: “that’s too bad because you kiLLED EVERYBODY ELSE”
oregon trail!
lil miss muffin: “C are you being greenist?”
watching the wizard of oz with your friends is fun, i promise.
C: “I hate when they describe a place like it’s so old and beat up” C: “I DONT GIVE A FUCK”
C: “my entire family has brown eyes including me, except for my dad like whAT DO YOU THINK MAKES YOU SPECIAL”
i don’t think she likes her dad much
C: “you can’t help people by bashing their head in”
slayer of dance stole C’s water bottle
slayer of dance: “i thought you were gonna say you can’t help people by bashing their head in” slayer of dance: *hits C* slayer of dance: “i think it’s working”
with a paper. i think.
Me: “… and you’ll die” C: “slay”
tomato: “why do i kinda want a lockdown to happen” Me: “because it would be exciting and you could possibly die” C: *gasp* C: “i wanna die”
we are very concerning
C: “when in doubt divorce it out”
Me: “i’m aliv-“ *coughs* *dies*
C: “kindness doesn’t matter” C: “Be a mean person”
lady floutist: “here C, try this” C: “HOLY SHIT”
istg lady floutist carries bricks in her backpack
C: “leave no space for other citizens”
Titi: “i am actually sobbing” Me: *doesn’t look up* Me: “are you sure? that doesn’t seem true” Titi: *offended* Titi: “i WAS sobbing”
she’s reading the oddest because she’s obsessed with Epic: the musical
C: “please just flip people off”
lady floutist: “what’s with all the ruffles this isn’t the 1800s, burn it like the witches that wore it”
goth leaf: “i love witchcraft”
i do too!!!
lovely, this was fun but i shall see you all again in the future, adieu!
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Okay, tumblr isn't letting me post the evidence, but to cut it short I've got a cartilage infection...
It showed up on my birthday, and at first started as a blister until it made my ear go berserk. I went to the hospital, was used as a pincushion by 3 nurses and 2 doctors before they finally used a ultrasound to check my veins. I got blood drawn before they finally put an IV in me of antibiotics, then after that ran its course it was 12am by the time I was discharged and given medicine prescriptions.
I went home and in the span of 5 hours it suddenly got way worse. I finally got to a chemist around 9am and after I took the medication it's finally eased up and looked far better in under 3 hours.
I'm currently in and out of sleep because of the oxycodone so safe to say I'm going to be out of it for awhile... lesson learned I'm not going back to that piercer unless it's to just buy the jewellery...
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IRL POST (feel free to scroll on by if this isn't your cuppa)
so we bought our house in february of last year and where I live, you either succumb to having an HOA or you live off grid, there is no in between
as much as I've always hated HOAs, not just as a concept but in practice (the horror stories could NOT be made up in fiction omgggggg) ours is like....super chill? Like unless you don't pay your dues, they really do just leave you alone. And I'm actually personal friends with one of the board members (her daughter and I were on our high school football team's film crew and she remembered me from those days gfjghfkdhdghdk) but my neighbors don't have that kinda privilege and they all say the same thing.
I still hate HOAs but I really do think we got lucky buying our house where it is and I'm so grateful that we decided not to ever move again because, barring the problems with the house itself (it's a 50 year old property and the last, like, 3 owners didn't maintain it at ALL) i really am happy here <3
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I haven't seen new art from you in a while, are you alright? <3
so Yes, no, yes, no, yes??
It's complicated
Yes. I am gainfully employed as a graphic designer. This is good for living, but bad in that I use up all my FOCUS ON ART energy doing that and come home fried and don't do art.
No, I'm not doing.... great. Never at a threat of not being here anymore or completely stopping but just sad and feeling stupid self worth bs. Additionally since all the apps have changed and I was never... big to begin with, I feel like I'm screaming into the void and getting this chasm of silence. My favorite sites have always been the ones where people get to yell with me about their favs or interact w me. The lack of interaction is... stifling. I feel unwanted and it demotivates me to even think of working on my own projects
Yes, I've been kinda consistently commissioned and commissioned to do BIG art pieces, so all my time I set aside for art go into those things. Meaning I don't make little arts
No, I've been busy as hell. Partly w the other commissions, making it so even if a doodle i feel guilty for posting it when i SHOULD have been working on commissions. Partly cause it's the GD holidays and I have to logistically figure out sending presents to my sisters ACROSS THE COUNTRY and getting gifts for loved ones, and making food, and keeping up with life. and I don't do that... well... without neglecting a lot of other things.
Yes, I'm okay. I've been making up stories for my OC Blorbos, and doodling them. But I forget to post them. (also unsure if anyone would want to hear about them)
I have a set schedule of streaming Mondays and Fridays to kinda force myself to work on art. Cause I know I WANT to and I know I will enjoy it once I do, but convincing gremlin ADHD executive dysfunction brain to believe that is hard.
I feel like a failure of an artist, and I know this .... lean art period will give way. But it might take changing a lot of ... mentally unhelpful situations in my life. More than ever I'm feeling disorganized and helpless.
I want to be like the bigger artists with consistent art and merch and content. But like all things in my life, I'm heartbreakingly feeling like I'm so behind and don't even understand how to do it to catch up.
I'm hoping that once I clear the Marvel Trumps Hate Auction Fills I'm working on I'll have a little space to work on things.
Thanks for checking in. It's... reassuringly unexpected to be noticed.
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