#iron dad headcanons

[nam-ski]

Marvel headcanons:

- Clint gifts Peter a drum set for birthday just to annoy Tony, Tony just turned the soundproofed walls and.

- Nat has a „emotional support knife“ and every time she’s stressed she stabs random people with it.

- In Peters school was a project called, bring a family heirloom. So he just brought Steve with him, because he was practically given from Howard to Tony and one day he will be given to Peter.

- What if one day when the Rogeus are in Wakanda they all panic because Toby’s jet appears and then Peter gets out, he and Shuri disappear to god knows where. For a week none of the two is be seen and then Peter goes back to Queens, all of the Rogeus just think they hallucinated and neither TChalla or Shuri is willingly to explain it.

#marvel headcanons #spider man #irondad and spiderson #iron man #iron dad #peter parker #tony stark #clint barton #captain america #black women #natasha romanoff #hawkeye #steve rogers

[abbie-brianna]

Tony off handedly mentioning that Peter is "burning up" Peter flinching and crying, begging not to be burned, swearing that he's not sick, he's not a burden, please don't burn him, please don't get the torch, he's sorry, he'll be good, he can take care of himself, he doesn't need the torch, he doesn't want to be burned, he won't be a bother, he'll-

#peter parker #tony stark #whump #headcanon #post torture #kidnapping whump #post rescue #iron dad #spiderson

[xanderio1]

Peter: ugh Mr.Thor I told you to stop leaving mijolnir in my room.

Thor: Ah, sorry man of spiders, I must've forgotten-

Peter, holding mijolnir:

Thor: 😧

Peter 🤨

Tony: 😧

Natasha: 😏

Loki: 😧

Steve: 😀

Bucky: 😶

Peter, just being stared at and starts to become uncomfortable: what is it? What did I do?

#peter parker incorrect quotes #peter parker #spider son #sspiderman #tony stark incorrect quotes #tony stark #tony stank #iron man #iron dad #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel headcanons #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff incorrect quotes #thor odinson #loki #loki of asgard #loki of jotunheim #thor #loki incorrect quotes #captain america #steve rogers #steve rogers incorrect quotes #bucky barnes #bucky #mijolnir #meow meow

[kelconfetti]

peter parkers search history probably

spiderman youtube clips

romantic ways to confess to a girl

lego star wars set

spiderman funko pop (hes excited about having his own funko pop ok..)

spiderman identity (he searches this as a joke and clicks websites seeing who people think he is, one that caught his attention was someone saying he was peter quill and the reason quill went missing in 1988 was to fulfil his density on being spiderman. he laughed when he saw it and proceeded to show it to tony)

pros and cons of sleep deprivation (he finds no pros. go to sleep.)

#🧃 ˗ˋ ୨ zephs rambling (＞。☆) #marvel #mcu #spiderman #peter parker #/silly #irondad #spiderson #iron dad #search history #autistic peter parker #peter parkers search history #peter parker headcanon #petermj #peter x mj #spideychelle

[moritashie]

We've all heard abour Peter jokingly/sarcastically calling Tony out on his dad like behavior by something along the lines of:

"Sure, Dad."

But hear me out; Bio-Peter calling Tony per "Mr. Stark" whenever the man does something overly business-y.

.

#Peter. Drop it #I'm serious #Sure thing sir :) #I am 100% using this in a fic #Though in my case its going to be solely to add up more angst to Tony's suffering #peter parker is a little shit #Oh how I love watching them banter #peter parker #iron dad #spider son #marvel #irondad and spiderson #peter parker fanfiction #headcanon #spider man

[remyfire]

The fact that Trapper is quick to do his usual "So you got yourself knocked up, big whoop, get out," schtick up until the moment that Margaret says "Please," is so fun. I know in large part it's because Margaret has barely ever said please to either of them—she's too keen on giving orders and demands—and that's what tells him that it's serious, actually. But also, for better or for worse, this man is a husband, and if a beautiful, panicked woman shows up in front of him in her robe in the middle of the night, I don't think even a hurricane could stop him from providing some assistance.

#this is not even to talk about how margaret CHOOSES trapper to be the one that she keeps hanging onto in her tent #and the headcanon that if he'd been able to stay on a little longer they absolutely would've pushed a bit more of a romance for them #but i also just love when you see the husband jump out of a man just like i love when we get to see the dad jump out of trapper #trapper john mcintyre #margaret houlihan #houlintyre #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mashblogging #iron guts kelly #s3e4

[luck-of-the-drawings]

IMAGINE. working at ur stupid uhhh job or whatever. pulling into your drive way and ready to work on some crazy project in your garage. opening the door to the most unfamiliar silence. did your wife and kid leave for something? could you imagine knocking on your kids door, hardly getting an answer, and opening it to find the splattered remains of your wife across his room your child is scared! hes hardly consolable, in a state of shock and terror. you are too, but youre the adult here. you need to take charge. you need to protect him. you need to do something. you need to do something.

#cw gore #jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi prime defenders #jrwi pd spoilers #ashe winters #LOOOORRRD HELP ME THIS IS A YEAR OLD AND I HAAAATE LOOKIN AT IIITTTT ALL I CAN SEE ARE MY MISTAAAKESSS RRAAGHHHGGG ITS FINE THOUGH #ITS FIIIINE ITS ALL FIIIIIIINE!! IM HARSHER ON MY ART THAN ANYONE ELSE ITS FIIIIIINE IIITTSFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEE #ANWYAY SO I THINK ALOT ABOUT THE FACT HE KILLED HIS MOM. FUUUUCKED UP. POOR GUY.. i wish i could learn more about what that day was like #the lil scenario wrote is my own silly little headcanon. but what really happened on that day? was mark there? or did he come home to it? #how violent was it really? was ashe awake the whole time? does he remember exactly how he killed her? does he remember? #who was mrs winters? what was she like? i like to think she was the one that gave ashe the book. taught him what she could before. yknow. #did ashe or mark try to destroy it afterwards? i could imagine mark throwing it into a fire. only for it to reappear with ashe #maybe ashe couldnt destroy it but i could imagine him hiding it. hiding away from it. and yet when we find him he holds it so close #its the only thing he can do! no super powers or anything. this was it. why would he ever throw away the only thing hes good at? #AND GOOD GOD MARK... TURNING TO MERCENARY WORK OVER IT ALL... SELLING HIS SOUL TO A LAbortory that changed him in immense ways #when did it get bad enough for him to start covering his face? what was ashe thinking? he knew his dad was up to something but what? #maRK HAS SUUUCH A CRAZY KILL COUNT TOO. I THINK THE HIGHEST IN THE SERIES IF WE'RE NOT LOOKIN AT THE GODS OR WATEV #MASS MURDER. MAN HAS COMMITTED MASS MURDER AND BROKE OUT OF SUPER VILLAIN PRISON WITH A PEN. MAN BUILDS IRON MAN SUITS IN HIS BASEMENT #OKay okay enough of my ramblin okayokay i just REALLY LOVE THIS SSHHOOOOWWW DUUUDEE EEUUGHTHTHHRHGHGH I LOVE THE WINTERS FAMILY...

[z-ppy]

Generation Kill headcanons

ray hates silence. like it makes him physically uncomfortable. he hates being stuck in his own head.

nate always says “god bless you” when someone sneezes and brad always takes the opportunity to opine about the futility of religion

ray has met his father exactly once. he saw him at walmart when he was 12

brad can't cook for shit and lives off of peanut butter and frozen peas when he's home. ray hates this for him.

upon hearing that nate had never been to waffle house, ray drove an hour from pendleton to find one. nate went because he couldn't bear to see ray disappointed. brad declined the invitation.

you know those old political internet forums that were popular around 2003? yeah, brad loves those. he's insufferable.

upon meeting nate for the first time, ray blurted out "you know fick's german for fuck, right?" and nate was like "yes I'm aware"

yes, doc will give you a bandaid, but he only has ones with butterflies on them. this is intentional. still want one?

tell me yours!!

@gorgeousundertow

#generation kill #headcanons #brad colbert #ray person #nate fick #doc bryan #hbo war #i knew a guy who met his dad at walmart #ironically he became a marine

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #107

You've seen the Twitter fics where folks go out of their way to make whole Twitter profiles and properly-formatted tweet threads

You've seen the social media fics with Instagram posts so legit-looking they even have user comments and screenshots of IG stories

You've seen Youtube fics and fake Buzzfeed articles and everything in between

Now get ready for, in this same style, a Tumblr fic*

Featuring, for example:

Peter has a Tony Stark fan account that has been active for like a decade

Flash has a Spider-Man fan account that regularly harasses Peter's account. He leaves comments, asks, makes his own posts about Peter being a fake intern, and has a whole tag on his blog dedicated to #peter's lies (or maybe #penis lol I feel like Flash could get some uh. not intended results for that one)

Spider-Man has an account. Tumblr users discover which account is his WAY faster than he wanted them to

Maybe he saves someone and quips about his most recent hyperfixation, and the person he saved happens to be on Tumblr and happens to notice at 2am an account called wallcrawler posting about that exact same piece of media

Maybe there's a villain with truly unholy looking shoelaces and Peter without even thinking about it quips, "Nice shoelaces, did you steal them from the president?" only to then realize what he's done and someone's caught it on camera and we see Spider-Man rapidly go through the five stages of grief

Stark Industries has a tumblr! They also have a tag dedicated to #kid sightings, #cryptid of si

If they also have tags #tony stark has a heart, #irondad moments, and #stark jr., well.. their boss doesn't need to know

The Twitter apocalypse happens, and a bunch of Avengers migrate over to Tumblr

(Which Avengers do you think seem, perhaps, a little too familiar with this website already...)

(Tumblr sleuths clock Clint's secret blog within the hour. Nat, who has become acclimated to the website very quickly, reblogs Clint's post where he's whining about it with just, "You're supposed to be a spy." It goes viral immediately.)

Y'all know the wild ads we get on this hellsite? Pikachu man? Shaving? What kinds of ads do you think the MCU might have

*to be clear, we're talking about a fic with screenshots of carefully crafted fake tumblr posts and conversations! not a tumblr account roleplaying as various characters and interacting that way!

#irondad fic ideas #also feel free to just add to this with headcanons about mcu tumblr lol #I feel like there is SO much untapped potential here #someone with photoshop skills pls hop on this idiot train STAT #irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #peter parker #tony stark #irondad fic idea #fic idea #fic ideas #social media fic #fic ideas still postponed but i'm back on my bullshit just a little #which basically means if you send me shit right now there's a chance i'll see it and share it. at risk to my sleep and health #see announcements

[ircn-dad]

i headcanon tony as someone who hated the beach after afghanistan, but hated even more after peter dusted in his hands. after the blip, every time he touched dust/sand he would have went straight into a panic attack while having flashback of peter dying

(ngl, i have the urge to write a fanfiction in which he's having an anxiety attack because of this, but after endgame and in front of peter)

#facts #tony stark #peter parker #irondad #marvel #mcu #tony and peter #spiderman #iron man #pepper potts #pepperony #tony deserves better #ironfam #iron dad and spider son #headcanon #marvel headcanons

[abbie-brianna]

"I-I have so much to do!" Peter whimpers, hair frazzled, deep bags under his eyes, shaking from the stress.

"I don't have any time to rest. I have to finish my homework, I need to help tutor this one kid.. and spider-man... I need to patrol tonight and look for that one robber from yesterday but I need to be home before curfew and I-"

"Shh." Ignoring his distressed protests, Tony guided him down beside him, coaxing a peter to put his head in Tony's lap and begins running his rough fingers through Peter's soft curls.

"It's okay. it can wait a little while. Just close your eyes and breathe. Deep breaths. in and out. That's it."

Peter is fast asleep in seconds.

#peter parker #tony stark #iron dad #spiderson #ao3 #fanfic #headcanon #Exhausted Peter Parker #i'm so tired #mentally drained Peter

[xanderio1]

⚠️Tw for panic attacks⚠️

Peter,clawing at his face, trying to breath, gasping for air as he bawls his eyes out: Mr stark I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m so so sorry. P-please please don’t leave!

Stark, knowing exactly what to do: *pulls Peter into a tight hug as he starts scratching softly at Peter’s scalp, and rubbing his back* it’s okay kid, you didn’t do anything wrong, and I’m never ever ever going to leave you.

And as Peter sits there, at Mr starks chest feeling calmer than ever, he knows. He knows for once he’s free, safe and that everything will be okay.

#iron dad #iron man #peter parker #spider son #spiderman #marvel incorrect quotes #spiderman angst #marvel angst #marvel headcanons #marvel #marvel mcu #mcu #panic attack

[kelconfetti]

peter: fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me

tony: fool me three times i come up with creative torture methods

peter: ...well ill be sure to only fool you twice then 😥

#🧃 ˗ˋ ୨ zephs rambling (＞。☆) #marvel #mcu #spiderman #peter parker #/silly #irondad #spiderson #iron dad #incorrect marvel cinematic universe #incorrect marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #i love them /p #peter parker headcanon #hes silly

[hail-hawk-eye]

Another heqdcanon of mine. Tony had 2 best men at his wedding in between IW & Endgame 🥲🥲

(they set up the photo and Peter’s sweatshirt. It was the closest thing they had to him being there.)

#art #artist #fanart #marvel #digital art #avengers #ironman #tony stark and peter parker #peter parker #tony stark #endgame #infinity war #pepperony #spiderman #iron dad and spider son #ask me about my headcanons

[axel-slays-sometimes]

okay waaiittt... tony had set up a heating system in spidey's suit (yk when spidey got all wet and he warmed himself up with said suit after tony told him he could,,,) and maybe it was iron man being all motherly and thinking "oh just in case," but... what if he thought that spider man's spider powers came along with other spider traits, like not being able to properly maintain a warmer body temperature? what if Tony researched spiders to take care of every possible circumstance that peter might get hurt and tried to stop it with technology??? what then??

#spiderman and his dad iron man #spiderman #iron man #tony stark #peter parker #peter #tony #NOT a ship. #irondad and spiderson #mcu #headcanon #mcu headcanons

[popcorn-plots]

does anyone else think that the show Unstable has major irondad-spiderson vibes? Like Ellis is Tony, Jackson is Peter, Anna is Pepper, etc ect. Like. the vibes.

It doesn't help that John Owen Lowe looks kind of like Peter and Rob Lowe looks kind of like Tony (at least in the show)

AND GUYS

THE BEST PART

JOHN OWEN LOWE AND ROB LOWE ARE FATHER AND SON IRL

#thank you for coming to my ted talk #tony stark #peter parker #iron dad #spider son #iron dad and spider son #headcanon #my headcanons #unstable tv show #actors #john owen lowe #rob lowe #tv series #tv shows #enjoy my insane ramblings