Call me wrong if you like , but Doctor Strange and the multiverse of madness is just gonna be Peter, Harley and Morgan driving him to the brink of madness while Ghost Tony laughs
ok but if i did a new social media fic (not bio-au this time) would y'all read? i kinda want to do a blend of social media & prose so it’s a good mix of both. would likely end up being an IW/endgame fix-it
is anyone available for beta reading an iron dad and spider son fic for a gift exchange? you’d have my eternal gratitude. i am still writing it and it’s on the longer side and i would love nitpicking (for grammar, flow, dialogue etc) and suggestions. i’d probably be done writing by next week. posting dates are in december.
tony: hey kid, how’s the bugle internship going
peter: *stressed out*
peter: uhh, jonah wants me to find photos of you in a compromising position
tony: your boss wants another stark scandal?
peter: he says it’s what sells the papers and keeps the lights on. he’ll fire me if i don’t get it.
tony: *already taking out his phone* say no more, kid—hey honeybear? i need a favour
The next morning’s Daily Bugle frontpage
Glad to see the actors themselves are ignoring the news concerning Sony and Marvel :)
Tony: “Everything the light touches is yours Peter”
Peter: Dad you’re drunk you need to go to bed
Tony: No you don’t understand it’s yours
Peter: Dad, please
Tony: *trying to pick Peter up* NAAAAAAAHHHHH *Falls*
Peter: Why do you always bring me on your dinner dates?
Pepper: Because we love you!
Tony: Because dinner is 25% off when you bring a kid under 12
Tony:…and we love you
Peter, throwing some wood for a dog: go fetch! Look at how fast she’s going. I’m gonna sign her up for the dog Olympics-
Tony, having a mental breakdown: that was a whole tree… what the fuck Peter?
Peter, watching the dog try and drag a full sized oak tree: what a warrior, I’m such a proud father.
Tony: hey kid, I’ve noticed a lot of my hoodies have gone missing, you know anything about that?
Peter, swimming in Tony’s MIT hoodie: absolutely no clue sir I wonder where they went
Peter: hey Mr. Stark! I was think that maybe today I can help you with- oh shit! Sorry DUM-E, didn’t see you there-
Steve: language, you shouldn’t be cursing
Peter: oh I’m sorry Mr. Rogers sir, one second.
Peter, clearing his throat: frick frack diddly dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slacker mac quarterback crackerjack thumbtack tic tak, your one to yack, mr.’what the fucking hell is this shit, Stark,’ sir.
[Tony singing subconsciously cause he thought no one could hear him]
Peter not making a sound, walking in on him jaw dropping: …so when was I gonna be informed you could SING!!!!
Tony *screaming*: oh my- WHERE DID YOU COME FROM-
Tony: So, Pete, how was your day?
Peter: oh you, know, I was on patrol and I got stuck in my own webs and so, that was an interesting experience
Tony: how- I don’t- nevermind, I’m actually not surprised
idea: peter parker & tony stark edit with Remember me from Coco in the background
Tony: I’ll be right back, can you watch Morgan for me
Peter: yeah sure
[Tony walks back in not even 3 minutes later]
Morgan: Petey are you okay?!
Peter: uh, maybe? I guess we will see
Tony, in shock at Peter on the ground holding his arm to his chest: Peter I was barely gone, how??
Peter: I was gonna show Morgan a trick but I forgot you made it that I couldn’t stick to the ceiling cause I scared you too many times
Tony: I don’t understand why I can’t leave you alone for two minutes without this kinda stuff happening, what’s wrong with you
Peter: well, at the moment my broken arm
TONY WATCHED HIS KID DIE THEN PETER CAME BACK AND HAD TO WATCH HIS DAD DIE
what i was supposed to do today: write an essay about jewish emancipation in hungary in the 19. century
what i did today: read a bunch of irondad-spiderson fanfics
harley: lends tony a dora the explorer watch
peter: wears hello kitty pajama pants
tony, showing off his new armor: this suit is made of uru
peter: did u just say uwu