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#iron man incorrect quotes
greatapebroly · 2 years
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Nat: Go to sleep Y/N. You too Tony
*Y/N and Tony in the lab clearly in dire need of sleep*
Y/N: what? I just woke up. Tony just woke up too, right, Tony?
*Tony in and out of sleep pouring whiskey in a glass*
Tony: Yup I just- *falls*
Nat: You we’re saying ?
Y/N: that’s just him though. I’m perfectly fine. I took a power nap 5 minutes ago.
Nat: Really ?
*Tony getting up from his power nap on the floor*
Tony: Yes really, and if you count the power naps we’ve take this month you would know that I’ve gotten 15 minutes of sleep and Y/N has gotten… Y/N?
Y/N *smirking triumphantly*: 10 full minutes of sleet
Nat: Sleep.
Y/N: Right.
*Y/N passes out*
Tony: If you can’t hang with the big dogs stay on the porch Y/N.
*Tony passes out as well*
Nat: I have to take care of everyone, don’t I?
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Y/n: Great now my asshole hurts aswell
Tony: excuse me?!
Peter: Mr stark?!
Tony: you two had sex?
Y/n: nah his cooking gave me diarrhea plus bladder infection
Peter: Dude don't tell him that
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lalixlizzie · 7 months
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Tony: How many times have i told you NOT to list me as your emergency contact, Parker!?
Peter: *stuck on a roof* YOU'RE NOT! It's Thor. . . who is also stuck up here.
Thor: *excitedly waves*
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marvelflame2010 · 10 months
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Tony: Describe Y/n in one word
Peter: Scary
Steve: Artistic
Sam: Strong
Thor: Powerful
Bucky: Mine
All: ...
Bucky: What? I'm telling the truth
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chaotictasha · 1 year
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Incorrect quotes#118
Y/n: (looking at Wanda and Nat) I love them both, but how do I propose to two people?
Tony: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.
Y/n: Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though?
Tony: I saw someone feed their pet dog crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week. I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.
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teabag-of-mischief · 1 year
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Tony: Did you know that it is more likely to get bitten by a new yorker than by a shark?
Steve: I get bitten by a new yorker almost every day.
Steve: A specific person, actually. From Brooklyn. His name starts with B.
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firegal19 · 1 year
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Tony at a party taking a headcount of his children:
Morgan and America: *dancing*
M.J.: *reading up in the rafters*
Y/n: *with M.J. but drawing*
Tony: *sighs and puts his hand on his face*
Peter: *on the chandelier, Spidey style*
Harley: *about to start a fight with a corrupt city councilman*
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jemilyswhor3 · 2 years
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𝗡𝗮𝘁: I mean, she just came out. I have to welcome her-
*bumps into Wanda*
𝗧𝗼𝗻𝘆: Nat wants to throw you a big party so you could feel loved.
𝗡𝗮𝘁: *nudging Tony*
𝗪𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮: Oh-
𝗧𝗼𝗻𝘆: Do you feel loved?
𝗪𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮: *smiles* Yeah, I do.
𝗡𝗮𝘁: Still throwing you a party.
𝗧𝗼𝗻𝘆: Yeah, after we finish saying the world.
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grifmari · 11 months
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Marvel | Incorrect Quote #1
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Tony: Here's some advice
Y/N: I didn't ask for any
Tony: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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ifwewere-gay · 2 years
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Stephen strange, going back to 2012 while Steve and tony are fighting: *slaps Steve* keep my wife's name OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
everyone else: .....
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Steve: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Tony: I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Steve.
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greatapebroly · 2 years
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Y/N: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Nat...
Tony: As you should be.
Y/N: No, for real, she’s kind of-
Tony: As. You. Should. Be.
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Tony: hey there is cake in the fridge still
Steve: can I have some?
Tony: no not you
Tony: *looks at Y/n* you may
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lalixlizzie · 24 days
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Peter: So, what did you do last night?
Tony: Nothing.
Peter: I know, but what did you actually do?
Tony: Literally nothing. I sat in a chair and I stared.
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marvelflame2010 · 2 years
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Steve: Oh, we’re now one big family! And I’m the dad, and Natasha’s the mom
Nat: Why am I the mom? What kind of gender roles are we pushing?
Peter: I know they think I’m the son but I’m not. I’ll be the gay, emo cousin
Y/n: I’LL BE THE DAUGHTER! The hotshot, who’s only dream... is to be in a loving family
Clint: I think I’m a fresh out of jail uncle
Tony: And I’m the sassy aunt. Who talks shit about everyone
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cozysorceress · 2 years
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Incorrect MCU Quotes | Steve & Tony
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Tony : Must be hard not being able to laugh
Steve : I do have a sense of humor you know
Tony : I’ve never heard you laugh before
Steve : I’ve never heard you say anything funny
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