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Sassy Peter is a MENACE.
not only is he a menace he's also a spitting image of Tony when he was younger.
No.
Not his playboy days, or his snarky remark days.
The days where Tony would ramble on like the nerdy scientist he is.
So that's why, when rhodey comes back, seeing a nerdy little kid with curly brown hair that strikingly resembled tonys, He didn't question it.
He simply patted Peter on the back and went to go grab Tony to interrogate the poor man on why he kept his nephew from him.
#uncle rhodey we love him#spiderman#tony stark#peter parker#irondad and spider son#iron man#mcu marvel avengers#irondad and spiderson#rhodey#he misinterpreted peter and tony as son and father!!#or did he?
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Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad
Peter: “Hey, dad?”
Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-
Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”
Peter:
Peter, tearing up: “Um-”
#iron dad and spider son#irondad and spiderson#iron dad#irondad#spider son#spiderson#iron man#spiderman#spider man#marvel#marvel mcu#mcu#tony stark#peter parker#incorrect tony stark#incorrect peter parker quotes#tony stark incorrect quotes
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Irondad fic ideas #155
Tony can be... a bit overbearing with his helicopter parent tendencies. To combat this, Peter sets up a small protocol with FRIDAY.
Any time Tony wants to do something paranoid or invasive, FRIDAY is to send him a helpful article first, with titles like "Excessive Surveillance Can Harm Adolescent Development, Study Finds" and "Why Teens Need Privacy From Their Parents"
Peter leaves the choice of articles up to FRIDAY, trusting her to send ones that fit the situation.
While this protocol does get Tony to reconsider some of his more... extreme impractical requests, in most cases it fails to change his mind. Being hands-off about Peter's safety is not something he can do -- not when he knows the kinds of dangers this particular kid could face.
He's grateful for the insight that the protocol has given him, though. So instead of removing it, he decides to add to it. He asks FRIDAY to make it a two-way street. Now, whenever Peter complains about one of Tony's safety protocols, FRIDAY will send an article to help him understand
However, Tony doesn't anticipate the kinds of articles FRIDAY will choose. While she continues to send Tony studies and editorials, to Peter she sends news reports from Tony's past
Peter's mad that Tony has put trackers in everything he owns? -- "Tony Stark Still Missing: Inside Month Three of the Harrowing Search"
Peter hates the constant health monitoring that FRIDAY does when he's in the tower? -- "Death Wish or Death Sentence? Stark Behavior Tied to Secret Illness that Almost Cost Him His Life"
It goes on and on. For every seemingly insane overreach, there's a story, an experience Tony is trying to protect Peter from.
They both still disagree about how much protection is too much, but at least they understand each other better now
#tony upon reading peter's articles: hmm. that's... actually pretty convincing. I guess I can see where he's coming from#FRI babe send pete something equally convincing so he can see my side#FRIDAY: here are tony stark's traumas age 0 to present-#irondad fic ideas#irondad and spiderson#iron dad and spider son#she basically bombards him with empathy#FRIDAY is truly a strategy queen#peter parker#tony stark#irondad#spiderson#ironfam#queueueueue#see announcements#also if tony ever complains that he didn't want FRIDAY to share all those personal things-#peter: payback's a bitch huh
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back on my fast and furious bullshit. I want a Peter AU that's like May can't afford the rent after Ben's funeral and hospital bills, so Peter wants to help out. The last thing Ben taught Peter to do was drive. Since the spider bite gives him spider sense and fast reflexes, he tries street racing. And he's really good at it, so he starts racing for money so he can help May. He goes out at night as a street racer and Spider-Man almost every night, and tells May he got a night shift job or something idk.
All I can see is:
Tony: So you got superpowers and decided to fucking street race?
Peter: I needed the money! And I was Spider-Man!
Tony: You could've become a wrestler or something, but a street racer?!
Peter: Hey, I was amazing at racing!!
Tony: Apparently not good enough to avoid the cops.
#ao3#archive of our own#fanfiction#marvel cinematic universe#marvel#spider man#peter parker#spiderman#irondad#iron dad#iron dad and spider son#irondad and spiderson#tony stark#LRtR fic
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one thing you learn living in new york: you literally never know what's going to happen the next day. it's become a general rule of thumb to expect the unexpected, so to speak.
despite this, when the avengers get reports of iron man flying in circles over queens, growing more frantic by the second, they're confused. mainly because they're currently sat at a table with tony stark himself. and, according to his ai, the suit that's out causing mayhem is still securely stored downstairs.
they all head out to see what the hell is going on. they meet with strange on the way, who mutters something about inter-dimensional disturbances and whatnot.
spider-man gets to the scene just before them. the second iron man visibly freezes when he spots him in his red and blue glory. "mr. stark?" they hear him ask. they see as he turns and spots them, and then does a double take. "what's going on?"
"underoos!" real tony calls, nervous, at the same time as the other one spots them, and then lurches forward to all but manhandle peter behind him.
the avengers all tense, readying for a fight. fake tony raises a repulsor. "i just want the kid. i don't want to fight."
"you don't belong here." strange says, infuriatingly calm. "i don't know how you got here, but you need to go home." fake tony nods. strange adds, "you can't take him with you." which earns him a rather mean blast. luckily, he ducks out of the way.
the poor kid is whipping his head back and forth, clearly confused. tony's stomach twists unhappily. "you don't understand," fake tony hisses, "all the work it took to get here. i'm not going home without him."
"you have to." strange takes a step forward, "you can't transport him between universes. it's not viable." the lenses on peter's suit widen, and he looks at the fake tony.
"he's from another universe?" steve asks, disbelieving. strange nods, and opens his mouth to say something more, but is cut off by the other-universe tony. he removes his faceplate, revealing a tony stark that is far more haggard than anyone had ever seen before. he's thinner, his eyes are darker, pleading. he looks like a man who's lost everything.
tony looks to peter, who's still staring, wide-eyed. he can see the gears in his head moving but can't decipher why.
"you dimension hopped to kidnap the kid?" tony asks, a little unfocused. the kid was in danger, and it was all he could think about. "why?" peter turns to him, then back to tony number two. he gasps as something apparently clicks in his brain.
he steps forwards, rounds the other-universe tony and stands in front of him. he instantly lowers the repulsor. "because i'm dead." peter says, confidently.
everyone pauses. they look at the spider like he's gone insane, because he clearly isn't dead, not anymore, at least. but other-universe tony looks like he's had the wind knocked out of him. "pete-"
peter deactivates his mask. "right?" he asks. other-universe tony frantically looks over his face.
"it's my fault." he says, softly. "i'm so sorry. i'm sorry, pete. i'm-"
"come out of the suit."
other-universe tony pauses. "what?"
"come out here, please." peter asks again. other-universe tony does as he asks, stumbling out and immediately into the open and waiting arms of the baby spider. it seems to break him, the embrace; all at once he loses any trace of intimdation and anger and sobs, curling around the boy as much as he can. peter seems unphased, unlike the other heroes, and shushes him. "it's okay, mr. stark. it's not your fault," he murmurs soothingly, only reaching their ears due to the intercom on his suit. "it was never your fault. i chose this, i chose to come up there. i didn't regret it for a second."
other-universe tony heaves. "i was supposed to protect you. i failed. i failed and you're gone and you were so scared and i couldn't do anything-"
"you're wrong," peter soothes, and it's a weird image. the child comforting the adult. "if he was anything like me, then-" for a second, his eyes cut back to this-universe tony. "then he was glad you were there when he was dying. you made him feel safer. it would've been so much worse without you."
and then it all clicks for tony. this was a version of him from a world post-snap, who'd watched a kid he considered his own fade to dust in his arms. who sat in his own guilt, and shame, and loneliness. he knew the feeling all too well, and this tony had crossed dimensions to try and get his kid back in any way possible.
if it were for anyone but peter parker, this tony would've said it was a little dramatic.
he's sent home eventually, the other tony, after some more comforts and a not so subtle hint as to how they got everyone back after the snap, much to strange's dismay. later, real tony sits in the lab, watching peter from across a table, and he asks, "how'd you figure it out?"
"figure what out, mr. stark?"
"why that other me was here." peters looks up from whatever he's tinkering with. frowns.
"well, you invented time travel to get me back," he says. "why would you stop before dimension travel? it just made the most sense." tony has half a mind to argue, but one look at his lab: a midtown high hoodie draped over the back of a chair, a teenager's backpack in the corner, a seperated table with it's own organisational pattern and piles of blueprints, a report card pinned to a board, and a spiderman charm hanging from dum-e, he figures the kid is right.
"yeah, well, i love you a little too damn much then, don't i?" he doesn't think about the words before he says them. he's felt it for so long it feels like a second instinct.
luckily he gets no time to panic. because peter immediately lights up, says, "i love you too." and gets back to work.
damn kid.
#dont ask me when in canon this is set cos it isnt#irondad#spiderman#iron man#tony stark#peter parker#spiderman homecoming#spiderman far from home#spiderman no way home#irondad fic#irondad and spiderson#spiderson#spider son#irondad angst#kinda#lol
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Peter: Hey, Mr Stark?
Tony: yeah
Peter: If I was dying and needed one of your kidneys, would you give it to me?
Tony: In a heart-beat
Peter: okay, awesome!
Tony: ...you don't need a kidney do you?
Peter: No
Tony: Where's this coming from then?
Peter: ...can I pick the lab music-
Tony: absolutely fucking not.
#last time peter picked the lab music he played tequila on repeat for 5 hours#it was stuck in Tonys head for 3 days#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#peter parker#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#tony stark#mcu#incorrect peter parker#irondad#ironman#spiderman#iron dad#spiderson#irondad and spiderson#spider son
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my favorite thing to do when writing irondad is to sprinkle in as many "the kid" lines as possible at the beginning just to slowly mix in "his kid" before it's eventually ONLY "his kid"
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*The Avengers sitting around the living room*
Clint: let's play Two Truths One Lie
Natasha: yeah i've heard of that one.
Peter: oh i'll go first!
Peter: i'm small, my eyes are green, and a whole building once fell on me and i almost died!
Tony: that's the right idea kiddo but it's gotta be a bit more challenging for everybod-
Pepper: his eyes are brown.
Tony: ....
Tony: a building wHAT
#credits to original owner#mcu#peter parker#tony stark#irondad#spiderman#marvel#iron dad#ironman#clint barton#natasha romanoff#pepper potts#iron dad and spider son#irondad and spiderson
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You know that awkward relatable moment when you call your boss dad? Haha just me? Please tell me it’s not just me
#peter parker#marvel cinematic universe#marvel#marvel spiderman#marvel mcu#mcu#spider man#spiderman#tony stark#iron dad#irondad and spider son#peter parker and tony stark#irondad spiderson
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POV: you are telling fanfics writers that they don't have to antagonize or kill off character's bio parents to validate their relationship with a mentor character/ writing a fic about a character and their parental figure doesn't invalidate the character's bio parents and everything their did while raising their child / people are allow to have more than one parental figure in their life and you can have a good relationship with your alive bio parents and still see other adults as parental figures because love doesn't have limits
#marvel cinematic universe#tony stark#peter parker#iron man#spiderman#may parker#iron dad#irondad#iron dad and spider son#bruce wayne#Batman#batdad#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damien wayne#selina kyle#catwoman#thalia al ghul#dc comics#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#dustin henderson#max mayfield#ouat#emma swan#regina mills#henry mills#bnha
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Being around Tony stark can take a toll on you, some have to toughen up their skin to endure Tonys remarks, some just drift away from him, not wanting to deal with it.
But Peter?
No he's adapted.
Every snarky remark, and name Peter would be told, he just came back even stronger
"did you seriously forget to do your homework? Again? Don't you have enhanced..everything?"
"Mr stark, If we wanna talk irresponsible, let's talk about the time it seemingly crossed your mind to tell your loved ones you were dying because of the shrapnel in your chest." Peter snarked back
Tony stood frozen, his jaw dropped.
"well..fuck." Tony mumbled trying to contain l laughter at how sudden Peter came up with something like that.
Or another time.
"Peter, let me get you some new shoes." Tony pleaded
Peter sucked on his lollipop and squinted at Tony
"what? No why." Peter asked seemingly shocked
"because they're ratty. And old. And they look like they're gonna fall off or disintegrate at any given time." Tony answered crossing his arms
"why do you even keep them around?" The older one asked completely confused
"your ratty, old and likely to be on your death bed in a few years, why do we keep you around?" Peter snarked back raising an eyebrow.
Rhodey who was just passing through to grab some coffee was howling with laughter doubling over to clutch his stomach.
Sometimes it's not even directed at Tony.
"how do we even know we can trust the kid, he's unreliable" Sams eyes narrowed his voice harsh, but Steve nodded anyways
"I agree with Sam, recruiting a child would be very irresponsible."
Peter who was swinging on his chair, now paying attention in the meeting with the avengers turns to Steve and sam
"oh lord.." Tony muttered as rhodey tried to hide the smug, fond look on his face
"dude, you are 2 times my age, stop complaining and just admit that being an old man is getting to you, plus I can hear your knees snap like glow sticks when you crouch down. it's gross. Also who in this room has 1. A weird bird suit, and 2. Doesn't." Peter finished crossing his arms mirroring Tony. Alot.
"did I just get insulted by a toddler." Sam muttered
Peter is a sassy kid.
Peter is Tony's sassy kid.
#spiderman#tony stark#peter parker#irondad and spider son#iron man#mcu marvel avengers#irondad and spiderson#bamf peter parker#sassy peter parker#peter parker being sassy like his dad
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Pepper: Tony, why do you keep ignoring lab safety protocol when it always ends in some sort of explosion or OSHA violation?
Tony: Well, Pep, some of the greatest scientific discoveries were made by ignoring lab safety protocol. Besides, Tony backwards spells “Y Not” so it’s really in my namesake.
Pepper:
Pepper: Did Peter give you that one?
Tony: Yes, he did.
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Irondad fic ideas #130
You know that trope where SI employees call Peter "Stark Jr."?
Fic where Tony learns about this and loves it. One night, at one of their weekly Ironfam dinners, he gleefully brags about it in front of May
In retaliation, May says to Tony, "Okay, Parker Sr."
No angst miscommunications, just hilarity. Everyone knows this is about the honor of being included in each other's families
#irondad fic ideas#irondad and spiderson#ironfam#now when tony is acting extra fatherly rhodey happy and pepper all call him mr. parker#when peter is being confident or dramatic they all call him mr. stark#peter as he gets home: if i have to study for one more minute i will DIE. i will HURL MYSELF INTO THE SUN.#may: what happened?#happy: mr. stark is not enjoying his mandatory sat prep time#when tony leaves a meeting in a rush because midtown called:#pepper accidentally on instinct: sorry mr. parker had urgent business to attend to#tony stark#peter parker#may parker#if this leads to conspiracy theories of truly epic proportions what of it?#iron dad and spider son#irondad#iron dad#spiderson#spider son#stark industries#queueueueue#weekly reminder that i love you all but am too busy to be human :)#fic ideas still postponed but you can send asks if you want i just won't see them for a while#see announcements
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A couple different people around New York have deduced, through one way or another, that Spider-Man is a teenager. They’ve started giving him life advice, when they see him. One even called Spider-Man “son” after buying spidey a bag of chips.
In totally unrelated news, Tony Stark has beef with a bunch of strangers throughout New York, and refuses to explain why.
#your honor peter is HIS son#these people trying to steal his spidey kid#how dare they#tony stark#iron man#peter parker#spider man#irondad#spiderson#irondad and spiderson#marvel mcu#peter parker and tony stark
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“Youre late kid”
“I know mr stark im sorry i was swinging on my way here and there was this guy and he—“
“Im glad your here”
“…yeah glad to be here.”
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Peter: what's stopping Jeff bezos from being santa?
Tony: What?
Peter: He has our addresses, he has drones, he has our wishlists and intimate knowledge of our habits
Tony: yeah, I guess
Peter: He is specifically making the choice not to be santa
Tony: yeah, I guess you're right
*later*
Tony: Pepper, just listen! It's a great idea!
Pepper: Tony! We are not sending gifts to everyone in the world via empty Iron Man suits! That breaks a million health and safety violations!
Tony: ...okay. but what if we used drones!?
Pepper: TONY! NO!
Tony: BUT I WANT TO BE SANTA!
Peter: I want Mr stark to be Santa too!
Morgan: IS DADDY GONNA BE SANTA!?
Peter and Tony: YES!
Pepper: NO!
#let tony be santa#he'd be great at it#peter parker#tony stark#pepper potts#morgan stark#ironman#spiderman#irondad#irondad and spiderson#spiderson#iron dad and spider son#pepper stark#pepperony#santa claus#santa
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