#irondad headcanons

[minimarvelh]

Peter: do you think Pepper likes me?

Tony: yesterday she literally asked your permission to adopt you.

#irondad and spiderson #actually autistic #peter parker #spiderson headcanon #tony stark #ao3 fanfic #irondad #marvel #spiderman

[stxar-pvnk]

Peter: Mr stark. Are you... adopting something?

Tony sweating nervously: nO!-

Peter: oh good I'm allergic to cats!

Tony shakily putting the adoption papers for him away in the new ironspider suit for later

#spiderman #tony stark #peter parker #irondad and spider son #iron man #mcu marvel avengers #irondad and spiderson #spiderson headcanon #WE LOVE CONFUSED PETER #adopt peter already tony. #mcu incorrect quotes

[nam-ski]

Marvel headcanons:

- Clint gifts Peter a drum set for birthday just to annoy Tony, Tony just turned the soundproofed walls and.

- Nat has a „emotional support knife“ and every time she’s stressed she stabs random people with it.

- In Peters school was a project called, bring a family heirloom. So he just brought Steve with him, because he was practically given from Howard to Tony and one day he will be given to Peter.

- What if one day when the Rogeus are in Wakanda they all panic because Toby’s jet appears and then Peter gets out, he and Shuri disappear to god knows where. For a week none of the two is be seen and then Peter goes back to Queens, all of the Rogeus just think they hallucinated and neither TChalla or Shuri is willingly to explain it.

#marvel headcanons #spider man #irondad and spiderson #iron man #iron dad #peter parker #tony stark #clint barton #captain america #black women #natasha romanoff #hawkeye #steve rogers

[ikarakie]

tony calls both peter and harley ‘kid’ and happy only ever knows who he’s talking about because for harley he’ll say ‘the kid’ and for peter he’ll say ‘my kid.’ him and pepper have a bet on who out of the three will realise first

#spoiler it’s harley #he’s the most emotionally competent out of the lot #irondad #spidersona #tony stark #peter parker #tony and peter #harley keener #tony and harley #iron man 3 #iron man #spider-man #happy hogan #irondad headcanon #headcanon #spiderson headcanon #prompt #peter and harley #spider man homecoming #hc

[krystelovesanime]

Headcanon that Tony Stark despises Samsung and is utterly disgusted that Peter has been carrying one that has a cracked phone screen and has been carrying it since he was 13.

"A Samsung? Seriously Pete?" Tony would say, holding up Peter's 'phone'. "You will not be carrying this under this roof, not on my watch."

Tony would instantly change Peter's phone to a Stark one instantly, and definitely will not care about what Peter has to say about it.

(Bonus points if Tony also despises Apple because they are always copy pasting their phone models. "All they do I update the camera which is not even that good.")

#not me writing this on my own samsung #nope not me #peter parker #tony stark #iron man #spider man #irondad and spiderson #marvel mcu #marvel #headcanon #god i havent posted here in a while

[kelconfetti]

peter parkers search history probably

spiderman youtube clips

romantic ways to confess to a girl

lego star wars set

spiderman funko pop (hes excited about having his own funko pop ok..)

spiderman identity (he searches this as a joke and clicks websites seeing who people think he is, one that caught his attention was someone saying he was peter quill and the reason quill went missing in 1988 was to fulfil his density on being spiderman. he laughed when he saw it and proceeded to show it to tony)

pros and cons of sleep deprivation (he finds no pros. go to sleep.)

#🧃 ˗ˋ ୨ zephs rambling (＞。☆) #marvel #mcu #spiderman #peter parker #/silly #irondad #spiderson #iron dad #search history #autistic peter parker #peter parkers search history #peter parker headcanon #petermj #peter x mj #spideychelle

[fotibrit]

hc

cap one year organized an event in which all the avengers would go to polling stations in costume to vote, in an effort to increase the number of people who vote.

Controversy arose when people noticed that nobody saw Spider-Man the whole day… does he not vote?

Tony (angry bc now Peter is stressed) tasks Steve with finding a way to clear Peters name without revealing that he’s underage.

#tony stark #iron man #irondad and spiderson #peter parker #spider man #spiderson #irondad #marvel mcu #avengers #peter parker and tony stark #captain america #steve rodgers #headcanon

[moritashie]

We've all heard abour Peter jokingly/sarcastically calling Tony out on his dad like behavior by something along the lines of:

"Sure, Dad."

But hear me out; Bio-Peter calling Tony per "Mr. Stark" whenever the man does something overly business-y.

.

#Peter. Drop it #I'm serious #Sure thing sir :) #I am 100% using this in a fic #Though in my case its going to be solely to add up more angst to Tony's suffering #peter parker is a little shit #Oh how I love watching them banter #peter parker #iron dad #spider son #marvel #irondad and spiderson #peter parker fanfiction #headcanon #spider man

[ungrateful-sneeze]

I head canon that the first time Peter went to Tony’s cabin, he hated being in a forest because he was used to living in a city and his spider sense went off every single time he walked past a tree root or pine cone he could have tripped over

#spiderman #peter parker #tony stank #irondad fanfiction #irondad and spiderson #spiderson prompts #irondad prompt #spider man headcanons

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #107

You've seen the Twitter fics where folks go out of their way to make whole Twitter profiles and properly-formatted tweet threads

You've seen the social media fics with Instagram posts so legit-looking they even have user comments and screenshots of IG stories

You've seen Youtube fics and fake Buzzfeed articles and everything in between

Now get ready for, in this same style, a Tumblr fic*

Featuring, for example:

Peter has a Tony Stark fan account that has been active for like a decade

Flash has a Spider-Man fan account that regularly harasses Peter's account. He leaves comments, asks, makes his own posts about Peter being a fake intern, and has a whole tag on his blog dedicated to #peter's lies (or maybe #penis lol I feel like Flash could get some uh. not intended results for that one)

Spider-Man has an account. Tumblr users discover which account is his WAY faster than he wanted them to

Maybe he saves someone and quips about his most recent hyperfixation, and the person he saved happens to be on Tumblr and happens to notice at 2am an account called wallcrawler posting about that exact same piece of media

Maybe there's a villain with truly unholy looking shoelaces and Peter without even thinking about it quips, "Nice shoelaces, did you steal them from the president?" only to then realize what he's done and someone's caught it on camera and we see Spider-Man rapidly go through the five stages of grief

Stark Industries has a tumblr! They also have a tag dedicated to #kid sightings, #cryptid of si

If they also have tags #tony stark has a heart, #irondad moments, and #stark jr., well.. their boss doesn't need to know

The Twitter apocalypse happens, and a bunch of Avengers migrate over to Tumblr

(Which Avengers do you think seem, perhaps, a little too familiar with this website already...)

(Tumblr sleuths clock Clint's secret blog within the hour. Nat, who has become acclimated to the website very quickly, reblogs Clint's post where he's whining about it with just, "You're supposed to be a spy." It goes viral immediately.)

Y'all know the wild ads we get on this hellsite? Pikachu man? Shaving? What kinds of ads do you think the MCU might have

*to be clear, we're talking about a fic with screenshots of carefully crafted fake tumblr posts and conversations! not a tumblr account roleplaying as various characters and interacting that way!

#irondad fic ideas #also feel free to just add to this with headcanons about mcu tumblr lol #I feel like there is SO much untapped potential here #someone with photoshop skills pls hop on this idiot train STAT #irondad and spiderson #iron dad and spider son #peter parker #tony stark #irondad fic idea #fic idea #fic ideas #social media fic #fic ideas still postponed but i'm back on my bullshit just a little #which basically means if you send me shit right now there's a chance i'll see it and share it. at risk to my sleep and health #see announcements

[minimarvelh]

Peter: don’t call me spiderbaby, I hate when you are calling me like that.

Tony: okay, bambino.

Peter: *starts crying*

Tony, panicking: Peter?? kid?? why are you crying, bubba?

Peter: *crying louder* DAD

#irondad and spiderson #actually autistic #peter parker #spiderson headcanon #tony stark #ao3 fanfic #irondad #marvel #spiderman #irondad spiderson

[ircn-dad]

i headcanon tony as someone who hated the beach after afghanistan, but hated even more after peter dusted in his hands. after the blip, every time he touched dust/sand he would have went straight into a panic attack while having flashback of peter dying

(ngl, i have the urge to write a fanfiction in which he's having an anxiety attack because of this, but after endgame and in front of peter)

#facts #tony stark #peter parker #irondad #marvel #mcu #tony and peter #spiderman #iron man #pepper potts #pepperony #tony deserves better #ironfam #iron dad and spider son #headcanon #marvel headcanons

[axel-slays-sometimes]

okay waaiittt... tony had set up a heating system in spidey's suit (yk when spidey got all wet and he warmed himself up with said suit after tony told him he could,,,) and maybe it was iron man being all motherly and thinking "oh just in case," but... what if he thought that spider man's spider powers came along with other spider traits, like not being able to properly maintain a warmer body temperature? what if Tony researched spiders to take care of every possible circumstance that peter might get hurt and tried to stop it with technology??? what then??

#spiderman and his dad iron man #spiderman #iron man #tony stark #peter parker #peter #tony #NOT a ship. #irondad and spiderson #mcu #headcanon #mcu headcanons

[irondad-defensesquad]

during the five year gap before endgame, i kinda imagine tony coming across the mandalorian and becoming very attached to it.

#lotus speaks #irondad #i kinda hinted at this in one of my fics this year #i think the mandalorian was released in 2019 so my headcanon stands lol

[inky-quilled-dragon]

It's not even subtext anymore.

No, this text is in fucking bold, italic-ed, and underlined, not to mention inked in damn heart-blood red.

(feel free to reblog with examples!)

#seriously this can apply to just about anything #original content #original post #911 fox #buddie #amphibia #marcanne #stranger things #byler #voltron legendary defender #klance #miraculous ladybug #julerose #or #marcaniel #take ur pick #by no means does this only apply to romance #irondad and spiderson #basically any of my many headcanons

[kelconfetti]

peter: fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me

tony: fool me three times i come up with creative torture methods

peter: ...well ill be sure to only fool you twice then 😥

#🧃 ˗ˋ ୨ zephs rambling (＞。☆) #marvel #mcu #spiderman #peter parker #/silly #irondad #spiderson #iron dad #incorrect marvel cinematic universe #incorrect marvel #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #i love them /p #peter parker headcanon #hes silly