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[borschtsoupart]

Tony, sighing: Okay, so tell me. How did you manage to set fire to the kitchen?

Peter: So I was heating my baguette like the good child I am, right?

Tony: Debatable but okay

Peter: But I forgot to take it out of the paper bag

Tony: What?!? So you just threw it in the oven??

Peter: In my defense, I was half-asleep

Tony: How??? It’s 3:00 pm

Peter: Your point?

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[borschtsoupart]

Peter: I want to be a snail

Tony, a Tired Dad™: *sighs* Please elaborate

Peter: Apparently they can sleep for three years!!

Tony:

Tony: Hahaha sleep is for losers

Stephen: Tony no

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