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tearfulacademia · 2 years

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Ah yes, Jane Eyre, the original sad girl

#ironic post #dark academia #classic academia #jane eyre #sad boi hours

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uncle-jj · 2 years

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y/n: Well, I'm sure that I'll probably see you tomorrow.

y/n: Or another day.

punchy: This just seems so rude.

punchy: Do I barge into your house, y/n? And just start looking through your stuff...

punchy: ...And commenting on your suspicious to-do list on your wall?

punchy: Actually, do you even have a house? I've never seen you in a house.

y/n: I don't-

y/n: I have a house, but it's very, very far away from here.

punchy: Do you like...are you homeless? Is this...like, you just don't want to admit that you don't have a house?

y/n: No, I'm not homeless. I do have a house.

punchy: Do you sleep outside, y/n?

y/n: I have a- I don't even sleep, but I do have a house.

punchy: Prove you have a house. Bring me to it.

y/n: No. I'm not gonna take you to my house.

punchy: *turns to katt* Dude, this guy doesn't have a house. They're-

y/n: I have a house.

punchy: They own the Animal Crossing-

y/n: I HAVE A HOUSE!

punchy: They own the Animal Crossing island and they never built a house.

punchy: Because all they do is show up ominously in people's houses!

y/n: I have a-

y/n: I have physically a giant house; it's far away.

katt: Oh yeah? You wouldn't know my house. It goes to another school!

katt: *laughs* IT GOES TO ANOTHER SCHOOL!

y/n: I HAVE A HOUSE!

y/n: I'm leaving. What the hell is wrong with you?

punchy: I'm gonna follow you to your house then.

y/n: NO...I'M NOT-

punchy: I'm following you to your house, y/n!

y/n: I'm not...I'm not gonna go to my house. I'm gonna go back to-

punchy: BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A HOUSE, Y/N! YOU'RE HOMELESS!

y/n: I do have a house! I have a house.

punchy: YOU'RE HOMELESS, Y/N!

punchy: That's why you showed up at my house! You wanted to sleep here for the night, but I was logged in!

y/n: No, I showed up to keep an eye on Chrissy! That's why I showed up at your house!

punchy: Oh my god...

punchy: Do you need to live in the Resident Services, y/n? I mean, they have room.

punchy: If you- If you need a place to sleep man, I-I have a bed, man.

punchy: You can- you can sleep here, under like, a tree or something...

y/n: I have a house, okay?

punchy: Sure thing, sure thing.

y/n: My house is the biggest house on the island.

punchy: I believe you, man. I beli-everyone believes you, y/n.

y/n: No, I promise! I swear, though! I promise! I actually...I'm not even kidding.

#animal crossing #incorrect quotes #minecraft #tw dream #incorrect animal crossing quotes #animal crossing punchy #punchy x reader #y/n #animal crossing katt #animal crossing chrissy #ironic post

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watcher0033 · 10 months

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Y’all, the Archive admins are made up of VOLUNTEERS. And they have been working for 12-13 HOURS STRAIGHT.

I better not hear any complaints when donation period comes around. OR ELSE.

cosplay by @woahchriswoah on Twitter

EDIT: How do we show appreciation to the volunteers? For me reading these deep dives on OTW issues u guys apparently it's been said multiple times that one of their objective statements is to have paid staff for ao3 and there's a surplus of donations they haven't used up or the other community solutions that needs to address. For those more financially literate feel free to analyze, snipe me or add to the discussion etc. linked here by deepa. They’re cool and these yearly analysis they did aint no joke.

But Seriously what can we do for these volunteers? The probable burn out from this entire fiasco would be no joke. @ao3org

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adobe-outdesign · 6 months

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a new Pokemon TCG set just dropped and I swear they gave us the funniest possible Iron Hands illustration. are you guys ready for this

#pokemon #pkmn #pokemon cards #pokemon tcg #iron hands #I'll do my usual nice art post about this set a bit later but I just have to highlight the absurdity of this one for a minute #greatest hits

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weepylucifer · 1 month

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one of the weirder more unexplained phenomena on this site are those people you'll sometimes see in fandom tags who make like... stimboards of some completely uncontroversial character and then they have the most bizarre DNIs underneath like. a banner of some cartoon character and "DNI: NAZIS, WAR CRIMINALS, AXE MURDERERS, HOMOPHOBES, POOL TOY FETISHISTS, PEOPLE WHO LIKE CHERRY COKE, ANYONE WHO HAS EVER SHIPPED THE TRAINS FROM THOMAS THE TRAIN ENGINE TOGETHER" and all of these are posited like they're equally bad. but it's only stimboard posts that have these banners. absolutely no one else ever does these

#blood and iron fascist seeing they're prohibited from reblogging a gifset of a hazbin character surrounded by slime tutorials #going ''aw :('' and shuffling sadly away ant with bindle style #posts by me #like what's the deal with that

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pirate-kitties · 1 year

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I think everybody needs to see this hilarious little thing that was posted to the official Puss in Boots tiktok. It's a parody of that one Old Spice commercial.

#A little ironic since Puss canonically is pulled over by the Knights in Shrek 2 for possession of catnip #He is the man on catnip 😩#puss #puss in boots #pibtlw #my posts™

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buried-in-stardust · 10 months

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打鐵花 (da2tie3hua1; struck iron fireworks) is a traditional folk firework that began in Henan and Shanxi, first arising in Queshan county, Henan and later circulating through the whole country. It had first appeared during the Northern Song dynasty, and was most popular during the Ming and Qing dynasties.

For Queshan struck iron fireworks, a two-layer pergola is built and covered with willow branches for performances, under which the molten iron is struck up with two willow sticks to create a rain of fire.

[eng by me + edited an ad out]

(On top of the information in the video, I have some more about its recent history under the cut.)

*Also, a note about one of the subtitles: I realized later that "going into battle without a shield" actually just meant going shirtless. I was only confused about this phrasing while translating because she didn't go shirtless, although that is for obvious reasons

Queshan struck iron fireworks had almost been lost before Yang Jianjun unearthed it again in 1988. It had almost died out in the early years of the Republic of China being established, after which there had only been three performances until 1988: 1952, 1956, 1962. Yang Jianjun had seen the 1956 performance as a 7-8 year old and later on as the director of a cultural centre, began digging up the skill and its history. In the process, he became an apprentice to Li Wanfa, who had been the last head of the Queshan Struck Iron Fireworks Society. He practised with sand and water, learning of its historical origin, its ancestral inheritors, craftsmanship and performance arts, but didn't touch the real thing until 1988. Through Yang Jianjun's efforts and investment, the first struck iron fireworks performance in more than 25 years took place in Nanshan Square (then a deserted area) in Queshan county.

Queshan struck iron fireworks are different from other struck iron fireworks in that it requires a wide area to perform, whereas others only needed a wall or could be hit straight up into the air, and it costs much more money to set up.

The names of inheritors are difficult to trace, and can only be traced back to the Qing dynasty during the Qianlong period, making Yang Jianjun a sixth-generation inheritor, and Jiang Xunqian (OP) the first woman and a seventh-generation inheritor.

#douyin #arts #imparting culture #struck iron fireworks #creator: 江寻千（九月）#personal fav #i spent wayyyy too much time on this #def the most time i've ever spent on a post #i'm v v excited to post this #also i originally tl'd 打铁花 as blacksmith's fireworks and then i realised that wouldn't work

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side-of-honey · 27 days

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LEGEND tells of a LEGENDARY COWPOKE… whose sharpshootin’ skills were the stuff of LEGEND

Sorry for this one. I really am. I kept mixing up the furious five and the feisty five and then I thought about it for a little too long

(Please DO NOT repost my art to other sites :) )

#way way way higher effort than this idea really shouldve been. but i had fun and im kinda proud of how it turned out anyway #ironically i struggled the most with that normal style panel </3 #we'll call this uhhhh #UTY Sharpshootin Clover AU #just in case i post smth else abt it lol. assuming i dont get immediately boo'd off tumblr(likely)#Undertale Yellow #uty au #ufjskdgskl i feel so cringe. whatever its fine its fine :D #uty Clover #uty Starlo #uty Feisty Five #uty Mooch #uty Ed #uty Ace #uty Moray

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comradekatara · 2 months

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yesterday I was explaining the intricacies of lok to my friend who has only seen atla, and he (like the rest of us) just couldn’t get over the fact that they made toph a cop. he was trying to figure out what about toph’s personality (you know, considering that it’s entirely antithetical to becoming someone who acts as an agent of the state to enforce systemic violence) would lead the writers to this conclusion. and it occurred to me that I do think many people, even those who vehemently denounce toph’s copness, do sort of assume that toph loves violence for the sake of violence. she is introduced as saying “I love fighting, and im really really good at it,” and she is shown committing various acts of violence against others (including her friends) with a grin on her face. but I still wouldn’t characterize toph as someone who employs violence for violence’s sake.

toph is, externally, defined by her limits. she is small, she is blind, she is young, she is a girl; she was raised to be soft and delicate and helpless. toph’s first true expression of freedom is when she learns to use her disability as a boon and uses her earthbending not as a weapon, but as an extension of herself. to toph, earthbending is a form of self-expression. it is an artform. I think people tend to forget that when toph says that she loves fighting, she’s not just saying that she loves the thrill of beating arrogant, gigantic, muscled men thrice her size (although of course there is also that), but she’s also saying that she loves practicing a martial art for artistry’s sake.

unlike the boulder, who only listens to his big muscles, toph waits, listens, innovates, creates, hones her craft. and while her earthbending is indeed a martial art, it is also a site of innovation, a visual art, and most importantly, a disability aid. the earth is an extension of herself; it is her artistic medium. yes, of course toph does love being able to exert power over others as a ragefilled tiny twelve year old blind girl who has been denied agency her entire life, but power is not her primary motivation when honing her earthbending. she cares about craft, about innovation, about being one with the earth. unlike all the other earth rumblers and dai li agents and earth kingdom soldiers, toph is a deliberate, thoughtful, considerate earthbender. fighting is an art, and toph is an artist.

#people really love reducing toph which is kind of ironic considering that toph’s entire struggle is not to not be reduced and limited #alas.#toph #analysis #she’s a genius <3333333 #lok crit #(technically)#hang on im gonna make another post abt asami later as well

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gellavonhamster · 3 months

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