Internet wins again 😄
mj: i don’t think this is a good location for a wedding, pete.
peter, staring at the abandoned waffle house that was used as a brother in the 1890s that emits an eerie glow and once had a murder happen inside it and is located precisely 7 miles away from area 51: i think it’s perfect :D
Tony: Okay listen, I know about your diabolical plan.
Loki: What? Diabolical plan? I wouldn’t even know how to begin–
Tony: *holds up a fifty-page booklet titled “My Diabolical Plan by Loki*
Loki: Never seen that before in my life.
Doctor Strange really being Peter’s mentor in Spider Man 3 cause Tony freaking Stark would trust no one with peter except his boyfriend.
Tony: You can do anything but handle Peter
Stephen taking it as a personal challenge:
Tony: Do you always run head on into certain death?
Peter: Not always.
Ned: It’s true. I once saw him hop into certain death, but that was mostly because his ankle was sprained at the time.
peter: i am spider-man and nothing scares me B)
clint, from the vents: boo
peter: OH GOD MR STARK THERE’S A GHOST IT’S GONNA EAT ME HELP
clint: where the hell is wanda?
peter, looking out the window: well, it’s raining outside…maybe she melted?
steve: i understood that reference!
vision: shall i look outside for a pointy hat?
Summary: As the title says:
Karen And Friday Get Involved.
Warnings: Artificial Intelligence being sliiiightly manipulative
I wrote this on a piece of paper and then typed it into my phone akfjsk, please tell me if there’s any typos!
clint: what are your plans after we defeat thanos and survive the endgame? any plans to settle down? ‘retire’ with nick? …maybe come live on the farm with me and the kids?
natasha, breaking the fourth wall and looking straight at the russo brothers:…if i survive endgame
peter: i need relationship advice
tony: just because i’m married to pepper doesn’t mean i know how i did it