#ironpin

[firelxdykatara]

"back in my day" wow the old person yelling at clouds really popped off in their desc. 😭 sorry people know how to have fun with fiction nowadays, it isn't the 1500s anymore

it's not like the quarry is even copaganda, travis fairly obviously abuses his power to keep hackett's quarry off of anyone's radar, not to mention tossing laura and max in holding cells for months bc the other option would've been just killing them and he didn't want to do that--the cop thing just tends to pale in comparison to the WEREWOLVES RUNNING AMOK AND KILLING EVERYONE

and also it's fiction???? he looks like ted raimi what do they want me to do, NOT thirst over the DILF the game presented me with on a silver platter???? come on, i'm only human

#the quarry #travis hackett #HE LOOKS LIKE TED RAIMI I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH #ironpines #asked

[redacted-muses]

I was going to think up some new spite metas for the blog, and I still might, but hey...I already rustled jimmies with a couple of metas.

Raven not actually loving Tai, but rather being in love with the idea of being settled down and having a normal life? That rustled jimmies.

The whole thing about Summer going behind Tai's back and having Ruby with Raven, implying that maybe the relationships in Team STRQ are a lot more complicated than the kids think they are? You better believe that rustled some jimmies.

But I feel like I need to go higher. Do better, lest the young'uns start thinking I've lost my touch. Gonna put my thonkerator to work on this one.

#the mortifying ordeal of being ████████ #any day that I can inflict misery on the likes of canonseeker and ironpines is a good day as far as I'm concerned

[unofficialadamtaurus]

i request your thoughts on adam & winter like .. conceptually, romantically, platonically, enemies to even sexier enemies <3

Conceptually I like it. They seem to be similar ish in age and combat prowess which opens the door to a lot of fun and angsty scenarios for them to meet at any point in their lives, plus you get nearly all of the same symbolism and character conflict with her that you’d get with Weiss. Having them be enemies who clashed in the past would also give Adam ties to a protagonist other than Blake if you’re gunning for that kind of thing. [insert obligatory “I like how RSOB did this thing”]

Platonic: excellent. Whether this is as enemies, reluctant allies, or (somehow) friends. Fire versus ice, red and black versus blue and white, rebel versus authority, plus however much trauma and angst you want to toss in there. So much you can do with these two.

Romantically: no personal interest, but I can see why people would take all of their platonic connections and add romance.

Enemies to even sexier enemies I don’t really understand lol but if it involves even more angst then I’m all for it. For instance, they’re enemies on principle at first but after they clash it’s personal.

#ironpines #unofficial adam answers #adam taurus #winter schnee

[spectralscathath]

OMG! Yang looks so pretty! And sparkly! And she actually had yellow on her! And I love the color gradient on her emblem and jacket in her Atlas outfit! And the hairstyles are so cool! And-and *squeals* IT’S SO GOOD! ALL OF IT IS SO GOOD!

Thank you very much, I'm really glad that you like the designs! I really wanted to make her look like a character who's fun to be around, I wanted to bring back the brightness and bubbliness, and definitely keep the yellow in her design. Yellow is notoriously difficult to work with so I've spent the past few months taking notes off the pals over at @ironpines for their rwby outfit critiques to try figure out some interesting ways to make it work.

I plan to have a bit of a details view out next week with some design notes, the same way I did for Ruby, but honestly this was a delightful challenge. I took inspiration from Yang's vol2 look and a concept art of her Beacon outfit in black and white, and then, probably kinda obviously, Chun Li's iconic dress for her Vacuo look. Then it basically became a puzzle in linking the two ideas together, while keeping yellow as Yang's focus colour. That bit was a lot easier to do when I put her in black and white with just a smidge of purple, because something something colour theory something something complementary colours.

And yes! Yang gets the sparkles! Yang gets to put her hair up in funky styles! Yang gets the coolest jacket ever in Atlas I'm going to steal it. Those are absolutely my favourite details too, can't travel around and save the world without Lookin Cute, after all! Thank you again!!

#rwby #rwby redesign #yang xiao long #asks #ironpines #the sparkly purple was dual purpose: design continuity and Fuckin Adorable #I don't know anything about street fighter I just know chun li looks rad #don't expect weiss and blake any time soon they're Being Problems #and these big outfit pieces are surprisingly time consuming #but I ended up having fun!

[solardragun]

anyways bisexual nonbinary genderfluid wasian yang with her poly ass >>>>>>>>>>> whatever that is in canon

yes !! i need more nonbinary genderfluid rep ♥️♥️ she deserves the world

#ironpines #asks. #aphs.

[illusory-torrent]

pees on mona "you're mine"

i love my catgirl wife <3

#mona answers #mona.txt #ironpines

[dragynkeep]

hate anons trying to use ironpines as a gotcha under the assumption that you ship them is so funny because this is the rwby fandom, where all ships need needlessly complicated names instead of smooshing them together.

literally like what is this weird ass blog deadnaming😭 like if we actually shipped ironwood & oscar their name would be some dumb shit like axe cutters or something —

#rwde #ais.txt #answered #q #also bringing up my other blog like? where there's no rwby stuff?? #very odd behaviour #i have a blog specifically for denouncing arryn's delusions #why not @ that one hate anon 😭

[doomatnight]

Any nsfw ironpine hcs? I feel like James absolutely treats Oscar more gently than he treats any of the other members of RWBYJNOR he has ‘meetings’ with, fully aware he’s the smallest and most ‘breakable’ of the group.

Content: Age Gap, Daddy Kink, Dead Dove Do Not Eat

Ironwood is so soft and caring with Oscar and he loves just cuddling with him.

Oscar likes being held and feels safe in the General’s arms. Then again, all of RWBYJNOR do cause Daddy issues lmao

Oscar hugging to Ironwood as he rests his head on the general’s chest as he is filled with cum, resting his cute femboy Farmboy ass with James’s daddy dick deep inside.

Sweet passionate love making and also sweet passionate fucking.

Pinning Oscar down to Ironwood’s desk and teasing him making him so needy

#lwde #rwby smut #rwby lemon #rwby nsft #nsft / #age gap / #doomlewd.txt #james ironwood #oscar pine #dead dove do not eat /

[dadanime]

the crimson incel dude ranting in your comments about all rwde being 'right wing homophobes' is especially funny considering the genders and sexualities of ironpines, oddlyhale, etc

Bro going full clown. You love to see it. Point and laugh kids, point and laugh.

#dadanime

[dowhatteverer]

It's a self help book from an anonymous, concerned friend who figured that it would be easier for James since he won't accept help from other people.

It was ineffective.

Also decided to try and darken the color of his pants in this picture as per @ironpines suggestion.

#james ironwood #Remnant City AU

[a-mellowtea]

Final designs of Ruby Rose and Weiss Schnee for “RWBY: Pulse”, a modern zombie apocalypse AU audio drama (and if that isn’t still a mouthful) I’m currently working on.

Enormous thanks to @ironpines for helping me revise these looks.

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #rwby au #rwby pulse #edelart

[atla-fandom-confessions]

azula stans shit on zuko so much yet they’re out here doing the same shit as zuko stans with takes like “earth queen azula”. y’all are so god damn annoying and lack so much self awareness with those takes that it’s sad. we need to gatekeep azula at this point cause so many of these so called stans don’t even accept azula for who she is.

oh and yeah people like ironpines have shit takes on azula like whoever they are clearly don’t have siblings cause if you think nicknaming your sibling dum dum is abusive you need to go make some real friends or some shit cause that’s corny af.

i mean we really shouldnt be taking advice about healthy sibling relationships from the person who runs a pro rape and incest blog with someone who is allegedly her sibling so

#minors dni #atla #azula #zuko #atla fandom confessions

[unofficialadamtaurus]

okay so i'm thinking about rromani! (esmeralda) blake again & in romani culture, red is our protective colour. now looking at who blake aligns herself with first in both of her worlds — the faunus dominant & then the human dominant — in adam & ruby... :3c

Yes that's so good. Red being a protective color is so cool, and the idea of Adam's Moonslice literally turning the world red when he's protecting someone, and Yang's eyes going red for the same reason, rather than it solely being about anger - good shit.

#ironpines #unofficial adam answers #blake belladonna #protective rage is my JAM

[ironwoodprotectionsquad]

anon stop using the term narcissistic to describe characters you don't like when they in no way fit the diagnosis. your ableism is just showing through more in using a stigmatized diagnosis, especially as part of cluster b disorders, as a shorthand for "person i don't like". there's your friendly reminder ✨

Hard agree their. Seriously anon, your ableism is showing over and over again and you seriously need to take a step back and recognize the harm you are perpetrating. You laid it all out perfectly Ironpines so I have nothing more to say besides do better anon. Be kinder.

#RWDE #james ironwood #ironwood protection squad #pro james ironwood #pro ironwood #general ironwood #general dadmiral #dadmiral ironwood

[dragomer]

Ironpines and sokkastyles are the most annoying zootsrians i swear

I don't know or remember who either of those are TBH.

Thanks for the ask ^^

#Thanks for the ask ^^

[lunatriense]

Had to do @ironpines meme too lol. This one was hard! 😆

#rwde #memes