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Don’t Watch The News

Or Little Peter freaking out while watching the news about the corona virus. (I really hope everyone in the US and elsewhere are staying safe and healthy xx)

Daddy Tony, Daddy Stephen, 18+ Little Peter, corona pandemic, quarantine, anxiety, crying, fluff, comfort, 1.8k

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“-and we have new numbers coming in now with over 300 000 cases of COVID-19 in the US. The number of dead due to this new virus rose from 630 to 3 645 just in New York today-”

Peter is sat in front of the TV in the living room, wide and frightened eyes fixed on the screen. The boy doesn’t catch all the words, but there is not doubt about the somber tone of the news anchor as he continues to list huge numbers. Clips of busy hospital halls flashes on the screen, and Peter starts to think of his Daddy.

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Ned: Okay, but you have to promise you won’t get angry or tell anyone, ESPECIALLY Peter.
Stephen: I promise.
Ned: *talking fast* Peter rented a car with a phony driver’s license and drove Harley, Ned, and Miles to a wig outlet in Knoxville and their car got crushed and they’re out of money and they can’t get home and Peter's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!
Stephen: *eyes wide, calmly* Yes, that’s a real pickle. Could you excuse me for a moment?
Stephen: *goes into a different room*
Stephen: *SCREAMS*
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Stephen: I’m very happily married. My husband is an atheist. I was raised Catholic in Nebraska, which you could all tell from the moment you saw me.
Stephen: Before we got married, my mother asked me if my husband was going to convert to Catholicism.
Stephen: How would I even have that conversation? “Hey, honey, you know that strange look of shame and unhappiness I have in my eyes at all times, especially after sex, and it was all forced on me at birth? What if you voluntarily signed up for it?”
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Last night I had a great dream. I saved my school from Mysterio and a drunk Thor and then I was talking to Bucky and he told me two people he ships (tony and dr strange probably) and I was like ‘you know people ship you and Steve right?’ He was just like ‘nice. That’s nice.’ Or something

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Stephen finds the area after a few more minutes of walking and he crouches to the nearest patch of land where the herbs are, smiling at the sight of the lively green blanketed by a very thin layer of snow. It always amazes him at how these plants survive on this mountain given its unnaturally cold climate. 

Life finds a way.

He is unearthing some of the herbs and gently placing them on the basket when he hears it. A crackle of the rocks coming from behind him that is not easily caused by the mere wind and Stephen slowly straightens his body, his mind bringing him back to the present. He then hears the raspy breaths of another person approaching him.

He’s not alone. 

Crepusculum Deorum: Chapter 6 - The Long & Winding Road <- Link here!

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Ned: Is Peter home? I’d like to take him on a date.
Tony: To associate with my son, you must complete these qualification forms.
Stephen: What did you get for question 319?
Ned: C) Lure the space tiger away from Peter by imitating a chicken strip.
Tony and Stephen, nodding their heads: Impressive.
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tony and stephen insult and snipe at each other every time they meet, which leads onlookers (i.e. the other avengers) to wonder if they actually LIKE each other as people.

but then, a spell for reverting an ancient galactic evil into its egg form goes awry…and along with the bad guy, tony and stephen morph into tiny babies, less than a year old, babbling and crawling around.

as the avengers rush to find ways to reverse the spell on the bad guy, they put stephen and tony together. and they’re surprised to find the babies form an instant bond. tony barely has control of his hands, but he likes putting stuff together; stephen likes BRINGING him stuff to put together and watch him work. when stephen babbles, it’s like tony understands and babbles back. and when tony cries because one of his towers of junk fell over, stephen comes over immediately to comfort him and check for boo-boos.

when the avengers find the two babies sleeping soundly in each other’s arms, they briefly ponder leaving them that way for good. but then they remember that they need the two grown men to help them defend humanity, and reluctantly step up their efforts to reverse the spell xD

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Stephen: We're not going to be mad.
Tony: Just tell us why you have a fake ID.
Peter: *incoherent mumbling*
Tony: What was that?
Peter: You have to be over 18 to hold the puppies at Petco!
Tony and Stephen: ...
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Supreme Fam as Various John Mulaney Quotes
Stephen: I'll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I'll die
Also Stephen: I look back on being 17 and think, 'Oh my God, how did I not die?'
Peter, about MJ: I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave
Tony: I grabbed it, drank all of it, and said, ‘It’s perfume.’ And it w a s
Peter: My vibe is like, 'hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you'
Harley: Sometimes, babies will point at me, and I don't care for that shit at all
Christine, the voice of reason: No one cared what I thought
Harley: I think Emily Dickison is a lesbian
Stephen: Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs
Stephen: I will pepper in the fact that I am gay
Peter: I look like I was just sitting in a room in a chair eating Saltines for like 28 years and then I walked right out here
Peter: Ooh, ducklings!
Tony: My Dad loved me. He just didn’t care about my general happiness or self-esteem
Tony to Peter and Harley: You are never too young to learn our national 'no snitching' policy
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imagine tony calling stephen's magic move 'boom boom whoosh' the way we do
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Originally posted by antoniivs

I put “boom boom whoosh” into the gif search and this came up.

Tony was there so he totally coined that term in the MCU. The world didn’t stay still for five years and there is video footage.

Stephen comes back to life only to discover that his little display has gotten viral and everyone knows it under “boom boom whoosh” - thanks to Tony who once flippantly called it that in one of his very rare interviews after coming back to Earth.

Even Wong, the worst friend that ever friended, called it that once to rile Stephen up. (Wong was also laughing so Stephen takes that victory, hollow as it is.)

Stephen is annoyed. At first. He’s grown to like that term because he has a great sense of humor and, well, it fits, doesn’t it?

Since that moment he always thinks of Tony whenever he conjures the spell. No matter how grimm the situation, it always makes him feel a little bit better to think about Tony calling his magic stupid names.

Then he comes home and gets teased in person.

“Will you make the boom boom whoosh today with me, sweetheart?” “Tony, I swear, I’ll put you in the same hole as Loki if you don’t shup up.”“Hmm, kinky. Didn’t think you’d want to invite him though. Am I no longer enough for you? I’m heartbroken, just so you know.”“Remind me: what have I done to deserve this?”“Saved the whole galaxy and I was your reward. Welcome home. Now, will you? Boom boom whoosh?”

And Stephen just has to laugh over how ridiculous the whole thing is and how much he loves Tony.

They do the “boom boom whoosh” that night, by the way.

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I shared this AU idea with a few friends. I really like it and might even write it. Not sure, tho.



My brain is occupied with a cute fake dating idea I had. And I know it’s super weird, because it’s Christmas related, lol.

It’s a complete AU, so Tony’s parents are still alive, and they want him to come home for Christmas. Every year they throw a bigass party and invite family and everyone important, so it’s very important to them to keep up appearances. Obviously it’s a big no-no that Tony is single, and so they pester him to find a decent date for Christmas. At least for the party.

Tony is so annoyed at one point that he tells them he already is in a committed relationship. And then he panics, because it’s a complete lie, and Christmas is only two weeks away. How  is he supposed to get into a relationship til then?! Well, it’s basically impossible, so Tony does what Tony does best—he fixes this.

He thinks, if he has to attend this clusterfuck of a party, and has to spend the whole holidays at home with his very much hated father, he’ll do it with style. So he discretely searches for someone, who’ll pretend to be his s/o for the holidays for a good chunk of money. And to really spite his father, this person has to be a man. Because god beware a Stark to be gay! Howard will flip, Tony is sure about that.

Enter Stephen, who is a desperate med student, and doesn’t have the money for his next tuition. He stumbles upon Tony’s ad and isn’t opposed to the idea of fake dating another guy, so he contacts him. There’s no family waiting for him for the holidays anyway, so he doesn’t care much of spending them somewhere else, pretending to be the very gay boyfriend of someone he has never met.

He is young and needs the money, duh.

Fast forward to them going to the Stark mansion for the holidays. Howard gives them a lot of shit, but in the end Tony makes sure they’re sleeping in the same room, in the same bed. If he can spite his father, he does it as best as he can!

And then there’ll be a lot of cutesie stuff they do to sell their act. Like going ice-skating together and Stephen teaching Tony how to ice-skate. And they drink hot chocolate with whipped cream, which ends in them getting their whiskers white as snow. Playing outside, because one of them started to throw snowballs at the other, ending with them lying in the snow, laughing and panting, cheeks and noses red with cold, looking at each other, faces just a few inches apart.

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