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#ironstrange incorrect quotes
handstler · 1 day
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ironstrange on a normal day
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cozysorceress · 2 years
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Incorrect MCU Quotes | Stephen & Tony
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Stephen *trying to cheer the group up* : Things could be worse, you know!
Tony : How?
Stephen : How what?
Tony : How could they be worse?
Stephen : They couldn’t, I lied.
Tony :
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borealisthegreat · 2 years
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Tony: Babe, babe, do the thing!
Stephen:
Tony: C’mon babe, just one little smi-
Stephen: Fucking try me.
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Bruce: Can I borrow Tony for a second? Stephen: If you must. Tony: Why did you ask him and not me? Bruce: He looked in charge. Tony: Of where I go?
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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*Family group chat*
Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Peter: >:0 language
Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language
Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD
America: 'the fuck word'
Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Harley: oh my god she censored it
Tony: Say fuck Pepp
Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.
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TONY: Stephen and I--
PETER: Are getting married?
STEPHEN: No, we--
HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.
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Tony: I didn’t drink that much last night.
Harley: You were flirting with Strange.
Tony: So what? He’s my husband.
Peter: You asked if he was single.
America: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.
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Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this
Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.
Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.
America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.
Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!
America: and here’s the Hufflepuff
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gfmaximoff · 8 months
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Tony: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Peter: The cow???
Tony: What?!
Stephen: Peter, WHY?
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lukas-dusk · 4 months
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Tony : I never tell people off the bat that I'm Bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm Bi right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Stephen :
Stephen : I like you.
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funkylittlebidiot · 3 months
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Harley: please! You HAVE to remember Peter! He’s really annoying and talks too much and his friends are always in our business for some reason- but he’s your son and my brother!
Stephen: it’s okay, Harley, we believe you.
Tony: You really love him, huh?
Harley: yeah! And you guys love him too!
Peter: Most of the time more than him!
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lilbitofmac · 1 year
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They’re in love 💜✨
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jonasdirection101 · 1 year
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Tony: “Where are you going?”
Peter: “I don’t even know yet.”
Stephen: “Who’s going with you?”
Peter: “Whoever comes, I guess. Idk.”
Tony: “What are you all gonna do?”
Peter: “I’m trying to figure it out now. Idk what we’re doing.”
Stephen: “Are you all going to eat?”
Peter: “I hope so. I’m hungry. I haven’t eaten.”
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mcucharacterquotes · 22 days
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Stephen: I'm Doctor fucking Strange!
Tony: And I'm fucking Dr. Strange
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Harley: Doc won’t be able to trace this back to us- Peter: Are you for real? He traces everything back to us! He traces things we haven't even done back to us!
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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Harley: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Peter: Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
America: Wasps?
Tony: Terriers?
Stephen: Tony.
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