#is he even middle aged

[cheasegary]

and this one's for all the men who fucking became spiders out there

new traumatized father just dropped

#spiderverse #across the spiderverse #fanart #miguel o'hara #even if hes not new hes new to my collection of hot traumatized middle aged men

[big-greer]

a BIG part of the lore of Dungeon Meshi is how ageism is bad. About how the long lived races treat the young lived races like children and thus infantilize them and do not show them the respect and understanding they deserve simply because of their looks or short life spans. Whether its because to them they look like children in their eyes (like half foots and gnomes) or because the adult ages of the younger lived races are still in the child ages for the longer lived ones and so they get treated/viewed as children (we see otta receive comments about getting with minors when in reality she dated adult half foot women. so we already see this view towards things like this are a thing in the lore) We see this with chilchuck, senshi, and marcille where the two later view chilchuck as a child and treat him like one even though he is a full grown man who drinks (and is supposed to have grey hairs) all because he looks young and in the newest episode its revealed he is 29 which is still young children to the two of them. We see how perspectives that characters are children because of their age being a childs age for a different race as opposed to their race or because they look like children is a completely infantilizing and disrespectful behavior that causes so many problems in the long run. a theme that is completely flying over the average tumblr users head.

ive seen people get furious at other people because they sexualize chilchuck and even marcille

“oh they look like kids so dont do that you freak”

you absolute fool you missed a major theme of the fucking story. But because they look young suddenly they are children? have you paid no attention to the story? did you just ignore how the ageisim and weird mindset about ages like that causes so many issues that could easily have been avoided. and as for the age one i see people getting furious at others for being into and sexualizing izutsumi even though she is a year past adult in tall man years, but because she isnt in the adult age range in real life (wild your applying real life society standards to a fictional medieval fantasy world). even though even in lore she would be well an adult able to get married and everything tumblr really does have the media literacy of a toddler.

#dungeon meshi #idiots your missing a major theme in the story oh my god #its litterally just marcille saying chilchuck is a kid because to elves 29 is considered a child #even though he isnt an elf and is a half foot and so the mans dam near middle aged #but because 29 is a child in elf years she treats him like a child. #same thing with izutsumi #16 years is adult for tallmen and since she is 17 she is an adult #but because that isnt adult in real life human years (wild your applying real life shit to a fantasy world but whatever) #people get in a frenzied about people thinking she is attractive #like congrats your litterally just doing the exact same thing as the elves in the story do #like you have just completely ignored the lesson #chilchuck #marcille #senshi #izutsumi

[bidadaris]

um why didn’t anyone tell me that the sheriff from riverdale is hot

#not another middle aged cop!!!!! not another one!!!!!! #is he even middle aged #actually idc he’s still hot #yeah i’m watching riverdale it’s…entertaining #vince's

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 154

Danny is very displeased. He’s going to bite Clockwork and complain his ear off because this is just utter bullshit. 

He’s stuck as a baby, which isn’t his fault. Okay so maybe it was a little bit his fault, but no one had told him not to touch the thing! And Clockwork is apparently too busy to fix his situation. Personally Danny is pretty sure he’s just enjoying being able to carry him around, what with the purr-buzzing and all that. 

Which okay, it’s kind of nice and is making him kind of sleepy but still! He’s supposed to be angry about this situation and biting at his hands! Which he shall continue to do! … after this nap, it’s been a while since he was able to get some proper sleep. 

…

Okay whoever just woke him up is going to have to catch his itty bitty baby hands! At least Clockwork looks just as unimpressed as he is now, and the people around the summoning circle look confused- save for a trenchcoat dude who looks horrified. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Danny got de-aged physically to a baby ghost while hanging out in Long Now #Clockwork is just enjoying being able to hold his little ghostling #who gets to snuggle & actually relax for once #He is very displeased to get summoned in the middle of relaxing with his baby ghostling #Constantine was trying to stop the Realms-summoning along with a few JL members #He’s even more horrified when it’s a Fucking Ancient and a BABY ANCIENT #Danny was asleep in the crook of CW’s arm & half wrapped in a mini cloak #He is very cranky at his naptime being interrupted #Danny is Not ghost king

[bluehairperson]

I'm not immune to propaganda 😔

#5e strahd? I don't know that bitch that's not my man #sorry ireena he's my cringe fail homie he's my bro he's my middle aged riddled by syndromes fam #please read that damn book it's so good #it's so good in fact that I'm using that as tome of strahd in my campaign #with slight fixes obviously but still #a++ characterization #I would advise it to anyone even if you don't know anything about curse of strahd or dnd in general honestly #curse of strahd #strahd von zarovich #my art #totally not have been obsessing over it since july or anything

[bro-strider-tgirl-tits]

I like when post-game AUs with Bro Strider make him the most miserable pathetic shit you'll ever meet. No one likes him. He barely goes outside. He eats ramen for every meal. H hasn't touched grass in weeks. Hasn't showered in months. People come to visit him out of pure pity but when they actually get to interacting with him he's such a dick they forget why they tried in the first place. Like yeah, he has absolutely no direction, no evil possessed puppet anymore. He's just a dumb fuckin' asshole now lmao

#bro strider #homestuck #i also like these 'cause they're all adulys and he doesn't have as much power over dave anymore #or anyone really #he has no power whatsoever he's just a pathetic middle aged man #trying to be the shit #but he ain't even the fart bro #my post #broposting

[uncanny-tranny]

I think one of the most surprising parts of transition, specifically going on testosterone, is just how... normal it felt to me. When I was watching other people go on testosterone and describe how they felt, I anticipated that I'd feel the huge emotions, the spark, I guess. But I didn't. If anything, I went from being a neurotic mess to being... normal. Almost painfully normal. It's like I've gotten a cloth and dusted off this thing I call my body.

I honestly think it's interesting how natural I feel on testosterone. I never really thought I could feel this normal, but I do. It's like I can stand in a crowd and not feel like eyes are watching me, like ants crawling on a log.

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #nonbinary #HAVING FEELINGS #like i watched this guy talk about how... almost explosive it feels for him on testosterone... #...and he was talking about it like 'RAAAAAGH FUCK I'M SUDDENLY FILLED WITH THE URGE TO PUNCH DRYWALL' #'ANGRY...HUNGRY' and i think that's completely fine. but it was weird when i didn't experience that #instead of being like... i guess hormonal??? i just feel like i can take a deep breath for once #(though i do relate to when he was like 'I NEED TO EAT EVERYTHING IN THE HOUSE 🤬') #but yeah... i guess this is me just being fascinated at how the same exact hormone even at the same levels will feel and look so different #like to me that's magic. like the human body is the messiest result of pure magic to me #i guess to me it's so interesting that people have an intense experience on testosterone when i just do not #(and my levels are normal for my body/age range. it is painfully in the middle of normal in fact) #(though i am overdue for labs. i was JUST talking about labs with my dad too 💀)

[egophiliac]

I haven't managed to do more than just doodles lately, but I made myself sit down and draw some Himeno because she is incredible

#art #super sentai #kingohger #king ohger #seeing the opening has made me even more obsessed with whatever is going on with rita #(the snowman!) #(the YETI!) #but everyone else has been absolutely delightful and especially himeno #doctor queen princess of my heart #and kaguragi looks like he's going to be so much fun i am SO looking forward to him #i do enjoy how every new kingdom just further emphasizes how much shugoddam kinda sucks #gira growing up in a shack in vaguely-european middle ages fantasyland: what's the internet #damnit racules #so yeah good news everyone! kingohger has been great so far! #that said i demand more ballgowns and sparkly tiaras. come on.

[rystiel]

he wanted to grow old with jack 😐😐😐😐 even if jack couldn’t grow old with him 😐😐😐😐😐😐

#you’ll see me die of old age SHUT UPPPPPPP #bro doomed himself with this line btw #torchwood #ianto jones #captain jack harkness #janto #i hate stupid gayass shows why do they do this shit to me #then he says they better make the most of it ?!!!!??!! #he’s not even saying like Oh You’ll Still Be Alive By The Time I’m Old And Dying #he’s literally saying I Want To Make The Most Of My Time With You Until I Die Of Old Age #SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPP #i haven’t even finished s3 i’m still in the middle of this episode i just. had to post about it #update: finished season 3 #i am going to end everything. goodbye #❤️ #ianto you did not deserve that

[sarcasticassian]

rockstar Eddie posts his Spotify Wrapped and his top five songs are all Corroded Coffin songs obviously, he is their number two fan (Steve won the argument of being their number one fan years ago) and his number one artist is Corroded Coffin too but then the other four top artists? there’s Metallica sure and Dio but the number three spot goes to ABBA and number 5 is Taylor Swift?

fans are in uproar because what is happening??? Eddie also posted it with no context to his instagram stories other than saying something like ‘another year of keeping up CC’s streaming numbers, my back hurts’, the Party don’t even bother to roast him anymore because this has been happening for way longer than Spotify Wrapped has been around

Eddie makes Steve do a live reveal of his own Wrapped on Eddie’s insta stories later that day after being completely silent since posting his own and he outright cackles when Steve’s most played song is one of Corroded Coffin’s only ballads and it’s been played over 700 times, Steve just glares at him because Eddie knows that Steve plays it on repeat to help him fall asleep when Eddie isn’t there

Steve’s top songs are all the Corroded Coffin power ballads because he’s a big sap and also still finds it flattering that they’re all about him so they make him feel good after a hard day but his top artists apart from CC? ABBA makes another appearance, Madonna, Doja Cat and Taylor Swift reign supreme for him as well and you can almost hear Eddie’s eye roll from behind the camera, ‘what do they have that I don’t, Stevie?’ ‘they don’t give me a headache if I listen to them all day’ ‘divorce, DIVORCE, you see how he speaks to me’ but you can hear the fondness and love they both have for each other

all Eddie says about his own when asked later is that ABBA actually has some great lyrics and the music is technically very intricate etc etc and Taylor Swift? well Steve likes her so of course he plays her music for him when they’re together 

(and if Eddie puts the song Lover on and thinks about Steve to the point of sometimes crying when he’s on tour or something despite having 40 years to get used to it, well that’s something for just him and Steve to know)

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steveddie #stranger things #stranger things 4 #middle aged steve and eddie are saps sorry #steve has sat eddie down and explained the t swift drama multiple times #eddie supports her rerecording and owning her music #because why wouldn't he #I'm not even a massive swiftie but I had a lover phase earlier this year #and I liked midnights #maybe måneskin makes an appearance as well actually

[qcomicsy]

Do I find Damian incredible annoying? Yes Will I fight every single motherfucker who resumes his entire character to violent and 'bad'? Also Yes.

#I don't know how many times I'm going to repeat myself but this is a goddamn child soldier getting repeatedly traumatize #in a family that has so many chaos that he always feels the need to prove himself in the terms he was taught #i didn't give a fuck what Damian does thats the responsibility of his father until he actually becomes responsible to his actions #and dc comics literally bought him out of nowhere just to shit on him and then repeatedly try to get rid of him for no fucking reason #Damian goin off as a way of getting Batman emotional damage it's actually very stupid dc you tried the same shit with jason in this last #ten years and not even then anybody liked #few things makes me more unreasonable piss off than batman letting his kids get away from him and then act like they don't need him #he did te same shit with dick but at least dick had the titans #this whole shit with Damian is making me read with my eyes while my hands are dialing the cps #Batman come get your fucking children your useless middle age man #bruce hate hours #damian wayne #damian al ghul #damian al ghul wayne

[tricoufamily]

jacques's, nancy's, and mrs. villareal's parents circa 1960-something + baby jacques and nancy bc they were there in cas anyway why not

this feud's been going on for approximately this long

#suicide mention in tags #god hugo looks so much like both of his maternal grandparents </3 he would have gotten along w both of them so well #they were quirky awkward middle school teachers they died in a car accident when mrs. villareal was just a baby #so i'm actually not sure she would have even met jacques if they lived and hugo wouldn't exist. but LOOK #benicio only ever met hugo he died not long after he was born #look at them they're all color coordinating then nancy's terrible terrible father ruins it #bad. idk if anyone ever bothered to do the math on that one unfinished wikipedia extra i did #but yes ~30 year age difference between them. she was 22 when she had nancy she killed herself when nancy was 11 #ts4 #ts4 cas #the sims 4 #this is the fall: extras #dominique #benicio #chester #queenie #elena #hector #jacques villareal #nancy landgraab

[bruhstation]

you deserved better from me than an oversized uniform and a world full of troubles

#this is tugs #tugs zorran #tugs zip #fortezza bigg city #senjart #quick doodle before bed (1 am) #when you're only 18 and got force-fed a world full of crime and shady hard-to-trust folks #and the middle aged man that you adore and treat as a paragon of salvation is distant and cannot love you ''normally'' #while the person that berates you is the one that genuinely loves you but your brain automatically registers any ''insult'' as ''bad'' #and you don't know that he cares for you #family'd so hard they started to develop genuine traditional family problems #we're not beating the complicated doomed familyhood allegations with this one 😂😂😂 #the faint ''have to'' in the background is like. #''do I care for you because my boss handed you to me as part of my duty'' #vs #''do I care for you because I don't want you to end up like me even though I am NOT warm or nice'' #also them without their hats. the one thing all z-stacks have in common that indicates them being from the same group #theres lots of details and themes and whatnot in this doodle but my brain is a mush..... erm..... have fun staring #(fixes my glasses and grins like an ape)

[someoneimsure]

Can you imagine if Jason actually was in a book club during high school and met a person there who very much remembered him like super fondly? Like he comes back to life thinking no one remembers and then this friend from school randomly recognizes him on the street and greets him like an old friend and tells him exactly where they last met and the books they would talk about and says “Hey, I heard you were kidnapped and everyone thought you were dead. I’m glad you’re doing better” and during their small talk this person suddenly laughs and says “You haven’t changed a bit!” and now suddenly Jason is stalking this person for weeks trying to figure out how to salvage the only friendship he apparently ever had in his entire life and somehow completely forgot about.

#don't tell me he wasn't in high school because yes he was #he died at age 15 and was a studious kid and therefore he was a high school student #like why the fuck do people not think he was in a high school #ideas #my post #Jason Todd #Red hood #Jason Todd x OC #Jason Todd x Reader #people i give you permission to steal this idea for Jason and run with it #i want this shit to happen in canon omg #hell it could even be tim x jason #they're only two years apart and could have been in a book club in middle school together #Jason was robin since he was 12 #it works #jaytim #DC Prompt

[ricky-mortis]

I thought I was the only Mark Chasity fan on this webbed site ⁉️

anyway I love your art

Well you were sorely mistaken, my friend. I am constantly rotating this dork in one of the infinite corners of my brain.

Also- thank you so much! Have some more Mark Chasity:

#I love this girlfailure of a middle aged father #he is around for all of three minutes #and yet ive latched onto him #it could be the fact that he’s a curt mega character #it could also be the fact that I’m a sucker for repressed gay characters with inner conflictions on their sexuality and religion #even though that’s not actually canon #plus also holy bastard my beloved #I love drawing this guy #thanks for the ask!! #great to find fellow Mark Chasity fans out here #mark chasity #hatchetfield #Starkid #Curt mega #asks #my art

[eegnm]

✂️saw these fits and it reminded me of a certain group✂️

#the acclaimed #aew #wrestling #max caster #anthony bowens #daddy ass #my art #ive realised way to late how much effort i put into this why did i even color ittt #caster turned out really good in my humble opinion #also still dont know how to color my art sooo #billy gunn #i know Anthony and max arent middle-aged but the clothes fit them okay?! #max looks mentally checked out idk maybe hes thinking about mjf #i think most of the aew wrestlers could have cuter outfits so ill make it a reality!! #inviting everybody to zoom in on casters arm bc i think it looks hot #im sick of pink now the next thing ill draw will NOT be pink