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#is he though?
crazydaymycrazyway · 2 months
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Yerim: Are you sure you aren't dating Jupiter ahjussi?
Yoojin: No! And if I was, I for sure wasn't aware of it
Yerim: To be fair, if any of us were dating someone without realizing it, it would be you
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greenapplebling · 2 years
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Steph: Seriously though, who's the Bat's favorite?
Tim: Dick
Jason: Timmy, I literally heard him cry when he heard your voice for the first time after you were away for one week
Damian: Like you're one to talk! Father is always whining about you not contacting him regularly
Dick: B wanting to know if Jason is alive isn't new
Cass: Damian is spoiled rot
Duke: Well, at least I'm not traumatized by him
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Jason: Bro, that was cold. Even for me
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atjamesbbarnes · 5 months
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Sometimes I look at Crosby l and think that that mf might be immortal.
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josiecarioca · 1 year
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Evelyn: Are you just going to stand there and offer cryptic one-liners instead of some actual help?
Spectre of Salazar Slytherin: You do realize I'm just a hallucination caused by emotional stress, mismanaged PTSD and sudden excessive exposure to dark magic, right?
Evelyn: I'll take that as a yes.
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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qrowpilled · 8 months
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
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pbnmj · 11 months
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THE NOIR-HOBIE INTERACTIONS THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND ARE VERY REAL TO ME. SONY PLEASE PICK UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN!!!
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contact-guy · 28 days
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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis
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suiheisen · 1 month
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my negative rizz loser boy who you’d think was combatting the sirens’ song by completely killing the vibe but was actually just trying to sing along with them because he’s a ✨fanboy✨
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sevrinve · 17 days
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Sokka studies :D
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adhd-merlin · 10 months
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some people really be out there typing fanfics longer than war and peace in their free time and then going on about their life like it's no big deal. how fucking incredible. like no offense to tolstoy but that was like. his whole job
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savagegood · 8 months
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his best running gag
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jamesvowles · 3 months
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sports is really like is this 16 year old we abducted from his schooling the next coming of christ
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At least Matpat lives on in the FNAF universe
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squidsmeister · 10 months
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dungeon meshi is my favorite road-trip comedy film
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yronnia · 4 months
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S01 Aziraphale lied to Crowley, not telling where Adam lives, because he was scared Crowley would kill him. Neither to his lot, because they were indifferent to Aziraphale found out a Clue.
So, assumptions, built on the premise he's a liar, based on these lies, are incorrect.
Way to go, disproving my own line of reasoning.
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