#is it CRACK?

[aurpiment]

I know that Israel does horrors to Palestinians daily and I am already steadfastly against that.

You, however, have to be shitting me or yourself if you go on tumblr.com to make posts about how Hamas is your little buddy and they’re actually treating the prisoners so niceys and that nothing bad or untoward happened to all those dead naked corpses of women when they were alive

It sucks that Israel is going to use this to justify more horrors

#mt #be serious #hamas does not need to be innocent in order for the oppression of Palestinian civilians to be wrong. what are you smoking? #is it crack? #Anyway free Palestine. Palestinians do not deserve to be genocided no matter what Hamas has done.

[queer-cosette]

incredible just saw someone complain about there being racism in Hairspray...

#coco speaks #hairspray 2007 #hairspray musical #you mean the musical about Racism? the Racism Is Bad Musical? #is it crack? #is that what you're smoking? #crack? is it crack that you smoke?

[better-call-mau1]

Been reading @starryjediknight’s Oh no he’s hot! and it’s made me think about Ahsoka roping Thrawn into putting on a “Kiss the Girl”-type performance like Sebastian does in The Little Mermaid. Ahsoka uses the Force to play a bunch of instruments at the same time while Thrawn contributes with his magnificent baritone.

Ahsoka and Thrawn, hiding behind the bushes: “SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA MY OH MY, LOOK AT THE GIRL TOO SHY, AIN’T GONNA KISS THE JEDI…”

Sabine: “This planet doesn’t have any singing flora or fauna, does it?”

Ezra: “Ummm…no.”

Sabine: “Didn’t think so.”

Ahsoka and Thrawn: “NOW’S YOUR MOMENT…SITTING ‘ROUND THE CAMPFIRE…GIRL YOU’D BETTER DO IT SOON, NO TIME WILL BE BETTER…”

Ezra: “Is this log getting shorter, or are you scooting closer to me?”

Sabine: “It’s getting shorter.”

Ahsoka and Thrawn: “SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA DON’T BE SCARED, YOU’VE GOT THE MOOD PREPARED, GO ON AND KISS THE MANDO WHOA-OH…”

Sabine: “Gotta say, I never really pictured you with a beard.”

Ezra: “Think I should shave it off?”

Sabine: “Nope.”

Ezra: “I mean, it’s kinda prickly and—”

Sabine: “I like prickly. Prickly is good.”

Ahsoka and Thrawn: “SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA DON’T STOP NOW, DON’T TRY TO HIDE IT HOW YOU WANNA KISS THE MANDO, WHOA-OH…”

Ezra: “You know…I, uh, really wanna thank you for holding onto my lightsaber all these years.”

Sabine: “Well, I guess you can scrub my armor sometime…unless, of course, there’s another way you’d like to thank me?”

Ezra: “Yeah…I’ve actually got something in mind right now.”

Ahsoka and Thrawn: “SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA SWAY ALONG AND LISTEN TO THE SONG, THE SONG SAYS KISS THE JEDI, WHOA-OH…SHA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA THE MUSIC PLAY DO WHAT THE MUSIC SAY, YOU GOTTA KISS THE MANDO…KISS THE—”

Ahsoka: “There we go! Finally!”

Thrawn: “Finally, indeed. I’m never doing that again.”

#sabezra #sabine wren #ezra bridger #star wars incorrect quotes #is it crack? #yes #do I love the idea anyway? #also yes #and I’d tolerate a pretty high level of corniness to see these two get together #also considering EVERY SINGLE ROMANCE IN STAR WARS ENDS IN TRAGEDY #I’m ready for a wholesome fairytale happily-ever-after

[mittwoch-addams]

what is this 😩 https://www.instagram.com/p/CyVcnQ4IVg0/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

good question

#is it crack? #OL feminin #danielle van de donk

[mysteriousmissweems]

AU where everything’s the same but Larissa happens to be a disembodied head in a crystal ball

#(ooc) out of the office #(crack) i put the fun in funeral darling! #is it crack? #larissa weems #(verse: ghost) happy haunts materialize

[cupidszone]

surely he wont rush into another relationship if he thinks they’re so stuffy 😀

#feeling brittnay matthews #is it crack? #is that what you smoke? #*seraphine #*mitchell #*cole #crybaby whims #crybaby whims challenge #cupidszone crybaby whims #cupidszone crybaby whims gen 5 #cwcgen5 #ts4 #the sims #sims 4 #the sims 4 #simblr #sims gameplay #sims legacy #sims 4 gameplay #sims 4 legacy #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #ts4 simmer #ts4 simblr #ts4 story #ts4 screenies

[fearsomeandwretchedandwrong]

Just saw a booktuber defending Lila Bard by saying her and Kaz Brekker are basically the same character.

#huh? what? #is it crack? #is that what you smoke? #lila bard #shades of magic #kaz brekker #grishaverse

[sunshine-gumdrop]

Leon, seizing a playful opportunity to tease Ellie about her interests she didn't really mention before, began dropping subtle hints, focusing particularly on the aspect of dominance that he knew flustered her the most. With a twinkle in his eye, he leaned closer to Ellie, his voice just loud enough for her to hear over the chatter of their friends.

"Imagine, just for a second," Leon began, his tone deliberately low and suggestive, "if we were in a situation where I had to make all the decisions for you. What you wore, what you did..." He trailed off, watching Ellie's reaction closely.

Ellie, initially caught off guard by the sudden shift in Leon's demeanor, felt a rush of warmth flood her cheeks. She tried to maintain her composure, playfully rolling her eyes in an attempt to brush off his words. "Oh, really? And what makes you think I'd be okay with that?" she challenged, trying to keep the banter light.

Leon simply smirked, leaning in even closer, his breath tickling her ear. "Because I know you, Ellie. I know how much you enjoy it when I take the lead." His voice was soft but deliberate, each word carefully chosen to intensify the tease.

Around them, their friends had taken notice of the exchange but chose to let them be, focusing instead on their own conversations to avoid feeling too grossed out by the overt display of flirtation. Some exchanged knowing looks and small smiles, understanding the dynamics of Ellie and Leon's relationship well enough to know when to give them space.

Jarek couldn't resist chiming in, albeit with a slightly pained expression, "Can you two not? There are things I'd like to forget by tomorrow."

Ellie, despite her initial shock, couldn't help but laugh, pushing Leon gently, her embarrassment mingling with a sense of excitement at his words. "Stop it, you're terrible!" Yet, the smile on her face and the light in her eyes spoke volumes of the deep-seated affection between them.

Leon laughed, pulling back to give her some space, but not without a final, teasing remark. "Just remember, you said you like a bit of control. Be careful what you wish for."

#writing practice #ellie #my oc #self indulgent #control #casual dominance #asserting dominance #is it crack? #i dont own the characters #orphans #soft dominance

[positively-vexing]

Who challenges the SI??

#is it crack? #is it crack you smoke?

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

#the ethics are whack but more importantly you didn't even want to write it?? who is it even for?? not you? not me? #you didn't even have enough interest in the premise to take a crack at it?? then who cares? #please don't populate in my search results I'm looking for things that people wrote because they liked something #ao3

[bisexualvader]

what my notifs look like currently

#the boop wars.... sending loving boops back from my main blog <3 #boop #april fool's day #april fools #star wars #sw memes #sw crack #star wars shitpost #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #aaphra's stuff

[wileycap]

I don't think I've seen anybody talk about how absolutely insane The Boiling Rock is from Hakoda's perspective.

Imagine getting captured, and your son tells you that you won't be apart for too long. That's sweet, but obviously your son has no resources to spare for organizing a breakout. You hope that the Avatar can defeat the Fire Lord soon - that's the earliest time you could hope to be rescued.

You get put into a temporary holding facility until the guards can sort out who is who. After a while, they put you on a prisoner transport to the Boiling Rock. Your captors try to intimidate you by telling you that it's the highest security prison in the Fire Nation, probably the whole world. It's far away from the capital.

You arrive at the Boiling Rock. It really is in the middle of a boiling lake. There's only one way in or out, and it's a gondola that takes you above the boiling lake. You meet the warden. They take you to your cell. You settle down to wait for the end of the war.

And 15 minutes later Sokka comes in like "hey dad I'm here I got the prince of the Fire Nation and an Earth Kingdom ninja leader gf ok let's go I'm busting you out"

#“oh right i forgot that you have a flying bison” #“no dad we left appa at the camp.” #atla #atla sokka #atla hakoda #sokka #hakoda #avatar the last airbender #atla crack #the boiling rock

[super-sootica]

#spn #destiel #spn crack #bert and ernie #supernatural #destiel news meme

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny