#is it simp hour again

[righteousinadversity]

Wei Wuxian really got an arrow shot in between two of his lungs ribs, pulled it out, and then tossed it back and fucking killed the guy who shot him - If that's not fucking terrifying (and more than a little awe-inspiring) I don't know what is.

#wei wuxian #mdzs #back on my wei wuxian simping hours again #which is all hours #though it is honestly intriguing how the guy who shot him is portrayed as young and unskilled and essentially naive- #likely with not the slightest clue as to the real situations surrounding wwx #and didn't see beyond the ruthless picture the jins painted of wwx #probably just wants to be hero or smth like that #listen kids #this is why you don't go to war without enough information #especially not against a man who has a very bloody history considering sunshot campaign #smh #you try to shoot a guy in the heart during a brewing conflict and you expect everything to go well?

[zootopiathingz]

Idk how to explain it but there’s just something really attractive about Mario’s hat being pushed back like this

#again i can’t explain why #it’s just #making me feel things #ngl I wish I was peach in the first pic #super mario bros movie #super mario bros #mario #it’s simping for mario hours #lady luxo is a simp

[soul-nymph]

this mod is a W

#tried enhancing the quality #still kinda crunchy #on my demon hours rn #mortal kombat #shang tsung #mk #mortal kombat 1 #alicstyr is simping for shang again #stay tuned for more

[sad-endings-suck]

“go play a dating sim??”

IT IS NOT ENOUGH i want to fuck the samurai dilf and tell my porno technician gf how much i love her and then go befriend a sentient vending machine and kill 80 cyborg gangsters with my sick ass hot pink katana

#is that too much to ask? #cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk 2077 phantom liberty #why can’t the sexy nomad lady love me while i also prevent a car from committing suic!de by convincing it that it has daddy issues??? #i can only appreciate my techie gf fully if i also own 17 cars and 84 guns #destroying the patriarchy isn’t as fun without also convincing a tortured gruff sexy man i’ve decided i can fix that he should do it too #takemura simping hours once again #role playing games #gaming memes #cyberpunk meme #goro takemura #judy alvarez #panam palmer #johnny silverhand #romance options #dating sim #video game romance

[molotovmetro]

Hello there!

Hope you're doing good, enjoying your life!

I just had a beautiful (and tiring) day with my boyfriend, we went to ski and then an idea pops in my head.

COD boys + Los Vaqueros + König (yes i need my babygirl) with Male Reader who teachs them how to ski in Montreal! (or wherever you want, i'm just a proud canadian)

You can make it as a headcanon or short story. And hope you can enjoy doing it, if you're not confy with it, fine by me.

Have a wonderful day/night and don't forget to drink water. Ciao!

That sounds like such a good time!

I didn't specify a place in any of these except König's, but where I live Austria and Switzerland are the most common ski vacation destinations so most of what I know about skiing is based on that so I hope it's not too different

I hope you don't mind I left out Rudy for now, I really need to replay the game to get a better grip on his character. That being said this is my first time writing for COD so I'm still working on my characterization a little.

Thank you for requesting :)

Warnings: none! Except for possible inaccuracies because I've never been skiing

M!reader

Being taught to ski by the 141 + Los Vaqueros + König

Ghost

Ghost is in his element. A ski piste is one of the only places in day to day life where a balaclava doesn't stand out.

It's nice to not draw the attention for once.

Would like to try snowboarding as well.

He probably picked up skiing once for a job, so he knows what he's doing relatively well.

Ghost is a man of few words, so he's probably not going to give you long winded explanations. He'll explain the basics, do a little demonstration, and then let you try it and correct where needed.

Its a little impersonal at times, but it's effective. If you look closely though, you might notice the soft look in his eyes.

Soap

Soap is mostly looking forward to the Après-ski.

A day of having fun with you in the snow and then ending it with a party or just a cozy couple of drinks together, it's perfect to him.

Soap finds a lot of pleasure in the little things. Some fun activities, sneaking some spiked hot drinks, and some good food, and he's the happiest man on earth.

He barely knows what he's doing himself, but he makes up for it in enthusiasm. You'll figure it out together as you go!

It's a small miracle neither of you got hurt.

Price

Price really deserves the vacation.

Like Soap, he's looking forward to tiring himself out during the day and then relaxing with good food, a couple of drinks, and a cigar in the evening.

Also picked up the skill for a job, but mastered it.

This man is used to training soldiers, so he's a good teacher. His rookies definitely don't get the soft treatment you do, though. He's all praise and encouraging smiles.

He's surprisingly relaxed out here. As busy as he is with work, he cherishes any quality time he gets with you.

Gaz

This man has no idea what he's doing.

Gaz has no intention of breaking a leg however, so he'll go the extra mile to hire a professional teacher.

He's a fast learner though, and he will tease you about it. All in good nature of course.

"Aw, c'mon, love. It's not that hard."

It is. It is that hard.

He'll use his advantage to help you a bit, and the instructor is probably rolling his eyes a little at his horrible flirting.

You get your revenge later when you get to laugh at him as he takes a tumble.

Alejandro

Alejandro doesn't have the most experience either, but he knows what he's doing relatively well.

He takes the opportunity to float with you, making suggestive comments between compliments and getting a little handsy while correcting your stance.

Expect a lot of showing off. He's trying to impress you.

König

Ski King.

Austria is known for its ski tourism. You're in König's domain now.

He's a great teacher, but can be a little impatient. Not that he would get irritated with you, but he's just so excited and can't wait to start!

He'd teach you the very basics, everything you need to know to have fun and don't die, and then he'd figure you'll get a grip on it as you go.

Even despite his impatience, he'd still be considerate. Especially at first, he'll start off only going short distances before stopping to check in on you, only feeling comfortable going further after making sure you're good.

He's as chaotic out there as he is on the field. It's incredibly amusing and kind of endearing to see him enjoy himself like that.

#cod x reader #cod x male reader #simon riley x male reader #do i add all nicknames? i dont know what the most popular ways to tag them are 💀 #john mactavish x male reader #simon riley x reader #john mactavish x reader #john price x male reader #john price x reader #kyle garrick x reader #kyle garrick x male reader #alejandro vargas x reader #alejandro vargas x male reader #könig x male reader #könig x reader #simping on main again i missed you #glad to be writing again! #is ski tourism an actual term? no idea. #yes the pun is intended. no im not sorry #i was planning on going to sleep an hour ago but then inspiration struck me #i think i read that price helped train soap which is where that part is based on but i might be wrong there #sorry some of these are a tad shorter #im guilty of having favourites /hj #ghost x male reader #ghost x reader #soap x reader #soap x male reader #gaz x reader #gaz x male reader

[12am-motivation]

AHHH HERE IT ISSS SIMEON'S BEDROOM BIRTHDAY UR

#OH MY GODDD HE DID GET THE LOVE TANGLE ARTSTYLE THIS YEAR I'M SO HAPPY #rip the typo #i was gonna mention this in a future post but #after analyzing the card art again #i realized that the theme for the 3rd set of bday URs were more of the boys in their bedrooms #with a touch of exposed skin fanservice 👌 #or like the boys in pajamas (except lucifer ig?) #simeon #シメオン #simeon obey me #obey me simeon #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me #おべいみー #mo's simping hours #mo rambles into the void

[aivy-saur]

No thoughts in my sleep-deprived brain rn, just Leona's biceps

#Leona Kingscholar #TWST Leona #I only got like an hour of sleep bro 😹😹😹 #I'll try to sleep again for a bit tho- #I'll be back 🚪🚶‍♀️ #aivy is simping once again

[archduke-enver-gortash]

#oh no it’s my interpretation sucks and is wrong because it’s not like what is popular hours again #and bad this time oops #……………………………………………………. #it’s time for me to go to bed take a nap i think #‘gort@sh would never do that he’s a simp pushover wife guy hopelessly in love with durge and any other interpretation is weird’ #ok i want to get run over by a car or run something over with a car i haven’t decided yet

[smallestapplin]

Sven is hot and in so damn tired of no one talking about it.

And Morty

BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT.

#simping hours my dudes #pokemon ranger #one day bby #one day I’ll play you again #IF I CAN FIND THE DAMN THING #I loved him so much

[crepe-of-wrath]

She shivers under his vermilion gaze, She shivers when he takes her hand in hand, She shivers when his smile betrays his plans. She shivers, spread on silk, mind in a haze. She sweats as his lips set her skin ablaze, She sweats as she obeys his ev'ry command, She sweats, for she is ravished by the damn'd! She sweats, spent on silk, bathing in his praise.

#alucard x reader #alucard x you #alucard imagine #alucard hellsing #alucard simping #cringe poetry hours again #my writing

[frankenbolt]

Just my Dunmer Listener Marinellyn and her nasty little micro prince...

Why no, I don’t have the patience to colour this. But my lines are so tight rn, so I don’t really care enough.

I switched to the xbox when I got home, so yes, I did start a new save. I JUST saw Cicero with the wagon wheel again, and it’s always so fucking funny that he’s so small when he’s outside.

#cicero simp hours i guess #cicero skyrim #frank plays skyrim again #skyrim cicero #fanart #the elder scrolls #skyrim #dunmer #dark elf #the dark brotherhood #gave my girl 4c hair because i could i love her #drawing #drawings

[antidotesprout]

Maybe sketch request draw your favorite Gilf or Dilf? 👀

What’s that? An excuse to draw Nanu? Don’t mind if I do 😏

#sketch suggestions #sprout art #hot old men simping hours #tw smoking #thinking about that old man again #it has been zero days since I was normal about this old man #this old man has captivated me in his need for therapy

[anarzaabloodladen]

Look at my little pookie pie isn't he so handsome 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍

#yule #tasei #fuckposting #centricide #commie #centricide commie #jreg #tankie simp hours #again #a fucking gain #sorry yall

[iliacium]

If it won't be too much to ask, you could draw papster of Xtale (I know it sounds weird, it's just curiosity)

local demi simps for the worst possible man he knows more at noon

#honestly pap... me too #xp #xg #papster #ask #btw ill have you know i looked up xpap again for references and it tossed meninto a rabbithole of perpetual simping #im such a loser for him i want him to END me AUGH #ignore me editing this every 2 hours btw #liart

[athanza]

Me:

#ewan mitchell #aemond targaryen #world on fire #house of the dragon #hotd #simp hour #athanza's fallen in love again

[12am-motivation]

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MEEE

Bonus: I got this when I was taking a screenshot of Simeon's card and it looks like he's doing a lip bite I'm crying—

#MY TOP 2 FAVES IN ONE RERUN?? #i got asmo's card twice during the banner's first run and istg if simeon doesn't come home again— #also tears banner rerun when :( #solomon hasn't been coming home either #solomon #ソロモン #solomon obey me #obey me solomon #simeon #シメオン #simeon obey me #obey me simeon #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me #おべいみー #mo's simping hours #mo's gameplays #mo rambles into the void