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#is my dad one of those guys.
corvidaedream · 6 months ago
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got the most enthusiastic group of guys at work today and we were chatting while they waited in line for one of the ships bc they were interested in, like, what rights and social norms did i have as a woman in 1773 (they were delighted that i was being really frank about a lot of stuff)
and one of the guys said something about like “hey man, what’s that thing (idk, someone’s name) calls their gender” and the other one was like “yeah uh ‘fluid’, bro” and he turned to me and was like “yeah in the future where we’re from gender’s all kinds of stuff”
and i was like
“oh, have you gentlemen heard of The Public Universal Friend?”
just so stoked to tell these guys that in the 1770s we ALSO have all kinds of gender stuff
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official-lucifers-child · 10 months ago
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gods i can’t believe i have to make this post but i have gotten enough annoying anons for this to be necessary at this point to just. shut people up
why i hate snape: he’s an abuser. he is abusive. he is manipulative and controlling and he is abusive. hi, i’m an abuse victim!! snape reminds me of my abuser!! why the fuck would i like him?
people who like snape are fine i guess because sure he did have a really shitty “redemption” and some people might think that’s adequate
but if that same “redemption” was given to my abuser? uhhh yeah no, that would not be enough for me to be at all comfortable around him and i would absolutely still have the miles and miles of mental health issues and trauma
so no
i don’t like snape
i really hate snape
people have annoyed me and pressured me and bothered me about this for years, pretty much ever since i first read the books. i didn’t know then why i disliked snape so much, because then i didn’t quite realised that i was being abused and my young mind simply thought snape was like my abuser whom i didn’t like.
i still hate snape
and the anons that i just got for the millionth time asking “do you like snape and why is he the best character” “do you like snape and why is the answer always yes” “isn’t severus snape awesome”
no, no he’s not
nope
and no
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lucinferno · 19 days ago
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ok yeah of course this was coming
#OK time to talk about deltarune on my om! sideblog#so. i am going insane about it because HELLO we love to see the main gang's bonds deepen!!#kris <3 and susie!! and ralseiiiii and NOELLE?? yea she's my fave this chapter because i love the damsels in distress#she emphasized over and over how she is pretty scared most of the time. how her dad mentioned how her mom is hard on her#how she doesnt get to see her older sister any more !! [potentially bc she died?? is missing??]#and how her only friends seem to be interested in her status as one of the smart cookies#she obviously deals w lots of pressure & many eyes on her. its no wonder she fell for the class bully who seems to have everything#together & doesn't care what others think!! plus the whole idea of queen looking at noelle & being like ok going to protect this#little deer thing forever now#OMG and voice acting for queen was SO fun [i played w my brother so i couldnt finish until lyesterday!]#bc we would just give her those ai voices. so much fun <3#and naturally. the ending gave me many questions BUT it also cleared some stuff up?? like kris rips out the soul &#engages in their own stuff. maybe they went out to get sum dinner or smth :)#i dnot think theyre evil. im sure deltarune has to be in essence an origin story for gaster or smth... theres just so much to point to him?#guys ii literally am very well versed in undertale lore [not really] like i would spend hours upon hours a few years ago on this#like. i was insane. now that obsession shifted to om! but yknow. WHATEVER!#doodles#idk what the even. what to even tag this#obey me!#deltarune spoilers#SPAMTON & MAMMON sorry i think i really like this hair#like on god. i almost wanna fuckign CHANGE IT BC he looks so good?????#obey me mc
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doggytail-duck · a month ago
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Me around season 4: yeah i see no way for this show to end without Lucifer having to go back to hell or Chloe dying
Me now: oh i see. there was nothing or about it
#can't believe they made me watch BOTH OF THOSE THINGS#like i always felt there'd be a note of tragedy there in the end because like. celestial and human relationship hello?#no way that goes without tragedy when one is immortal and one isn't#like at the very least it's chloe's old age that gets them#but their life together having to be cut so short is so unfair#even if they do meet again#i'm emo you guys :((#although i do feel this might have been the most satisfying end they could have gone with considering what they had#the second they brought in the time traveling child any chance of the most satisfying ending went through the window#(for me it would have been basically this but lucifer wouldn't have gone back to hell permanently#and also deckerstar wouldn't have had a child together but would have adored trixie#idk i like rory i find her cool and interesting but i'm so tired of the main couple always having to have kids#like yeah yeah i get it kids and parenthood are super important to the show but idk for me it would have been more impactful#if luci would have chosen to learn fatherhood through trixie instead of being forced to inflict his own trauma on his child#well part of it anyway. the absentee dad part. it's just very unfair and sad and trixie got done kind of dirty)#but yeah i feel like they did their best and i did kinda wanna cry my eyes out in any case so#there was probably no end that would have left me completely happy though soo idk#liveblogging lucifer#liveblog tag#lucifer spoilers#lucifer season 6 spoilers
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lesbophobe · a month ago
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You hate horses. You dont trust bovines. You dont like stickbugs. You dont care for bingus. And now you hate beavers well i hate YOU
i forgot i even said half of these things. i have feelings for you
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manyreasonstoworry · 2 months ago
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Why is yogurt night so DIFFICULT
#What's the differenc#how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.#those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah#but some don't come back. - Hey#Jocks! - Hi#Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day'#flying who knows where#doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and#and with the other#he was slapping me! - Oh#my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little g#wasn't it#comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles#huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us#but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think#buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey#Honex! Dad#you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well#there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son#let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick#and you just move it around#and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know#Dad#the more I think about it#maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what#making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet#your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry#you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son#the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now.#right. Pollen counting
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antifasamwilson · 29 days ago
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sometimes i wish straight people didnt write books lol
#im listening to this book at work ok. and its. the protagonists' het romance is ok. i mean its childhood friends to lovers so its kinda blan#i liked both of them so much more when they seperated and thought the other was dead lmao#the girl in particular had so much more personality after she found out he was 'dead'#n then the guy goes off bc PlotTM and he takes up with a mercenary company (high fantasy ok) and he has issues bc he's like#not used to following orders and being in lines and shit#and the group is lead by this guy but the captain of the group is his bastard son who's this super noble galant type of guy#like the more respectable knight-like verison of the protagonist who's more like nordic roughness but also still noble in his own way#and they have. SO MUCH CHEMISTRY TOGETHER#bc the group saves the protagonist from being arrested bc he killed dudes he thought killed his girl (they still deserved it tho)#and the captain is like. yer a good dude but i cant believe you killed some guards just doing their job.#and at this point the protagonist tells no one nothing of his like. life before the company.#and then at random on a march he's like 'i want you to know why i killed those men. they killed someone i cared about very much'#like he opens up to the captain!! bc he wants him to respect him and he cares abt his opinion!!!#fuck that's so good!!#they fight back to back sometimes!!#the captain's dad is murdered and the captain is like Upset and the protagonist comforts him!!#he's like let's go settle the blood debt together!! i'll help you!!#even tho i have my own to figure out still!!#the captain gets the protagonist to tell him great epics from his homeland on long marches bc he asked nicely#they slept in the same bed at one point too#ughhh they had so much chemistry#sorry to dump its a good book otherwise the romance is just utterly lacking#the girl is so much better without him lmao she's like becoming a doctor and hooking up with a cute ass city boy#refusing to treat with noblemen pushing her around she's so much more flavor without him asfdgfhgh
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leverage-ot3 · 9 months ago
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...am I finally going to do it?
am I finally going to make a ‘their story’ video for the leverage ot3 while I’m on winter break?
#the world will never know#convince me to make this pls I need motivation and validation. ENCOURAGE ME IF YOU WANT IT#my leverage as vines compilation sitting unfinished on my computer: 🙃🙃🙃#im sitting in the bath thinking about leverage#trying to get hyperfixated on it again#I’m bad with editing and idk where the big gig flash drive my dad got me is bc I don’t have enough space on my computer for all the episodes#also... update on the girl I asked out for those following my sapphic journey: SHES SAID MULTIPLE TIMES THAT SHES EXCITED/LOOKING FORWARD TO#GOING TO THE BOOKSTORE CAFE THING I FOUND WITH ME#GUYS SHES SO PRETTY IMMA DIE#IDK WHY SHE MESSAGED ME FIRST SHES TOO PRETTY TO DO THAT ??? TO MESSAGE M E FIRST ???#for legal reasons im joking#update: my mom is still homophobic lmfaooooo#me going through a wlw-tiktok inspired crisis where I’m doubting my bisexuality and am afraid of the term lesbian and I desperately want to#talk about it but I’m not at school with roommates bc corona and I don’t have close friends at home and my dad is mostly supportive but I#can’t really talk to him about stuff like that and I had an existential freak out after my 2-10 shift at work last night ranting to myself#out loud in the car as I was driving home bemoaning this situation and ugh#like I still find some guys attractive just dingalings REALLY freak me out okay#women are so much more attractive to me and I can see myself either in a relationship with just a woman or MAYBE a poly one with a girl and#a guy but not really with. like. just a guy and myself#I am really comfortable with the label bisexual and have been that way since I started defining my sexuality but what if that’s just#compulsory heterosexuality and I’m actually just fully gay??? tiktok got me questioning my entire LIFE.#I only find like ten men hot: the jatp boys. henry cavill. eliot spencer. not even seb stan that much anymore but still a little bit#leverage ot3#eliot spencer#alec hardison#parker#parker x hardison x eliot#mine#about me#leverage
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leafeonb · 3 months ago
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WTF KITTY but also well if lynne killed sissel then thats his problem not mine
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