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#is she gonna be a bad guy in the hawkeye show
majorbaby · 2 years
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The thing about Potter is that while he may hate the war, he still loves the army and believes it’s an upstanding institution. He doesn’t grapple with that nearly as much as Margaret does. Plus I have way less sympathy for some high-ranking white dude than I do for Margaret, who is shown being fucked over all the time by the army because she’s a woman and furthermore by the end she decides it isn’t for her. Like I think we’re meant to understand that she’s ultimately unhappy and dissatisfied with her career in the army, and she doubts her life choices.  One of the casualties of Potter’s regular-army-shtick is Klinger, who has to learn this ‘maybe the army isn’t so bad after all’ lesson repeatedly as a trade-off for the development of his and Potter’s relationship. Hawkeye gets the same lesson a few times and it’s just as grating then, but he also has way more screen-time with which to re-assert his morals to us.I don’t doubt that Hawkeye maintains his low opinion of the army for the rest of his life. But we’re meant to understand that Klinger undergoes this arc that sees him as being obsessed with getting out of the army to being kind of okay with it, and even having respect for it, because he knew a colonel once who was a pretty nice guy. Potter being a good dude means that he’s a good dude, not that the army facilitates the production of good dudes, and I didn’t like whenever the show leaned into the latter rather than the former.  And it really gets to me that they had Klinger, the one brown guy on the show (you’re gonna hear me that a lot around here) convey this messaging. I think it’s pretty annoying that Potter’s armyisms are dismissed by the gang as being the old-timey quirks of a grumpy, but charming, old man, or are otherwise framed as being on the moral high-ground opposite HawkBeej who simply don’t understand how terribly hard it is to be a high-ranking army official. Like compare that to Hawkeye and Trapper telling Henry to fuck off whenever he tried that shit lol. That’s not a slight to BJ and Hawkeye’s dynamic, it’s a slight to the overall tone of the show as it progressed.
Lastly, I’m not saying that Potter isn’t allowed to miss his family or his wife, but I don’t think his army doctor career is comparable to BJ’s being plucked fresh out of medical school. I bring up BJ in particular because he and Potter seem to bond over the army wife thing, but Potter choosing to split his life between the army and his family isn’t the same as BJ being forced to leave his wife and child. 
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remyfire · 1 year
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"I'll raise."
"Getting too rich for my blood," BJ murmurs, tossing a couple of chips into the pot. "I'll call. Sweetheart?"
"Sorry, what does raise mean again?" She winces, teeth toying at her lower lip sheepishly. Perfectly playing her part as BJ plays his. They had done this before, one night with Hawk and the brunette at Peggy's other side had requested an encore.
"You gotta put in another fifty cents like Trap did, or bump it up another quarter or more," Hawkeye supplies, managing a decent poker face himself.
Peg pretends to think for a moment, tongue running along the outside of her teeth behind her lips before she tosses her bet in. "Alright! I'll raise you another dollar!"
"You sure about that, Peg?" Hawkeye questions, eyes flashing with concern even as she nods.
"I'm not a fan out takin' money outta kiss's mouths but if you're sure," Trapper smirks, calling her bet.
"I fold," Beej remakes easily, sitting his cards down and propping an arm on the table to rest his cheek in his palm.
"It's all yours, Peggy," Hawk concedes, his amusement starting to shine through. Hopefully able to be masked as eagerness for Trap to show off.
"Flush!" Trapper announces, spreading his cards on the table.
Peg, for her part deflates a little, shoulders sagging in seeming defeat. "Dammit," she swears. "I think you win, Trap. All I have is a full house." Only when cards on the table, literally and metaphorically, does Peg let the poker face fall away into a cheeky, mischievous smirk of her own.
(this is just 2,500 words of self-indulgent complicated polyam configurations, thanks @lattehearted)
It's not a bad gig, what Hawk's got set up here. Yeah, sure, maybe he hadn't exactly caught Trap up on the specifics of why the hell he was even in California in the first place, but given how they last parted, that's all but expected at this point—the unspoken threat that if Trap is gonna pull the shit he did when he walked off on Hawk again, then that's it, and no two-years-late letter's gonna save him again.
The hosts were, ah...notably chilly as fuck when Trap first arrived, but...well, it's been a month now, and at least one of them has thawed significantly. Peg's sweet, practically an angel. There's more bravery in her pinkie than half the guys he's been shoulder to shoulder with in wars. He doesn't know what kind of saint's got a heart that'll let her husband come home with a man when she's been raising a kid solo for two years nor who'd let a perfect stranger waltz into her home to try and fix the mistake he made years ago.
She's cute. She's sweet. She makes it safe for Trap to let his guard down as he sinks back under Hawk's skin more and more. And by spending time with him over tea or scotch or ice cream—the last one shared by Erin, of course—she makes it way fucking less frustrating for him to learn how to share. After all, Hawk was already reacclimating to civilian life with his pretty boy toy before Trap even bit back his pride and sent his letter to Maine in the first place. And said boy toy's shown no particular desire to let Trapper be alone with Hawkeye any longer than he has to. Compassion for a guy finally shoving down all that old fear of his own desires? Nah, no, get in line, pal, he might as well say, like he doesn't have a perfect wife to attend to as well.
At this rate, he's pretty sure the big guy's never gonna give him more than an inch. But that's fine. They can be civil. And if BJ happens to be so busy with Hawk every night, then...
Well, Trap's certainly no stranger to chasing a wife, even if her husband's grumbling about it.
It's been a long hour of poker so far. Trap's up a little, Hawk's up a lot, BJ's middling, and Peg's only got her last chips. It almost makes him feel bad to take her down to next to nothing. One more hand, she's gonna have to go all in, and once the chips are gone, if she wants to keep playing, then...
Down, boy. Trapper knows a shy girl when he sees one. She's got it written all over her face. It's been there this whole game while she's been struggling to learn. Last thing he wants to do is scare her off with his filthy mouth when the chase is half the fun.
He's actually feeling pretty damn cocky when he spreads out his flush. He's ready to gently remind Peg that the best way to learn to play the game is to lose the hardest—and then he sees the delicate way she skims those cards onto the table, as though she's all too intimately familiar with the feel of them in her hands, and something...sinks in, way, way down deep.
The sparkle in her eyes. The curl of her adorable nose. The way her teeth gleam in the light like a predator. She leans forward ever so slightly, elbows on the table, as though she's trying to drink in his reaction for a very specific reason.
It's been a long, long time since he's been hustled quite so elegantly. And he forgot exactly how quickly it can start an bonfire inside him.
Trap slowly lifts his brows as he stares her back down. "Y'know, Hawk, I think we might've just been hustled."
"I think you might be right, Trap," he drawls right back, fast as a bullet, his timbre as dark and rich as Trapper's ever heard it. "Look at her. She thought she could get away with it."
"Thought there wouldn't be consequences." Trap sets his chin on his fists as his lips start to quirk.
"Thought that just because she was cute, she could rob you down to nothing and just waltz away, unscathed."
Trapper takes a second to flick his gaze to Hawkeye. "That only works for you."
Hawk bats his lashes, those sleepy blue eyes more than a little inviting. He doesn't take his gaze off Trapper, not even when Trap looks back at the little blonde pixie across from him.
"Dunno if you know this, sweetheart, but most people don't take too good to being hustled." Every muscle in Trap's body is coiled, holding him down in his chair. This ain't no nurse he can just pull across the table and kiss the life out of. If he takes a step forward, he's gotta make sure she's not taking one further back. "You've gotta pay your dues. Make it up to me."
Peg pushes her lips out into a frankly impressive pout, dipping her head so her hair falls more in her face. "Well...I'd certainly hate to let you go home empty-handed after I just cleaned you out of so much." It's only the breathy edge of her tone that tickles across Trapper's skin, whispers that she didn't just take one step forward, but two. "Tell me, John. How do I make it up to you?"
It's like missiles go off in his legs, filling them with explosive energy. He shoves back from the table with a grin and starts to stand. "How 'bout I show you?"
A house-slipper-covered foot shoots out, propping loudly on the edge of the chair between Trap's thighs, and he drops back down in surprise and locks eyes with BJ Hunnicutt himself. The man's almost languidly leaned back in his own seat, but Trapper's gotten into enough trouble on the streets of Boston as a kid to know what it looks like when someone's looking for a reason to fight. Not even the smooth smile that plays across BJ's face can make him look any less lethal.
"Please, she's my wife." BJ's voice is deceptively bright. "Whatever she's totaled up, just put it on my tab."
Trap's eyebrows lift. It's not enough for BJ to keep the boyfriend all to himself. No, he's gonna step in and block off his wife too when she's all but giving Trapper the bedroom eyes? He can't help but let out a little huff of a laugh. "Hey, now, don't put other people's things on credit if you're not gonna pay it back, pal."
BJ's lips spread just a bit further—"Oh, not the smirk, Beej," Hawk murmurs from the other side of the table—and he chuckles as well. "You came here for one thing, McIntyre. I don't believe running up a credit line on everybody else was part of that."
"For the record," Peg perks up, "I'm perfectly happy helping to balance the ledgers, Beej. You never minded how I handled the finances before."
BJ doesn't take his eyes off Trapper, but he does flare his nostrils, and a hint of color travels down his long throat as he takes a deep breath. Interesting. Very, very interesting.
"Why the fuck are we all talking in metaphors? What is this, Intro to Lit?" Hawk whispers to Peg. She pats his hand.
It's a tough choice. Hunnicutt here's throwing down a wall around his pretty little wife, brick by brick, but he's going slow. He's not snarling, not running Trapper off. He's clearly hearing every damn word his wife says. But when Trap shifts in the chair, he also sees those hackles go up just slightly, the goading temptation for Trap to see what happens if he chooses Peg's invitation over BJ's claim.
Something tells him he's got a lot more to figure out about how this couple prefers to operate.
"Oy," Hawk mumbles, then stands. He wanders around behind Trapper, fingers trailing little sparks of fire right across his back, and that same hand drifts down Trap's shoulder, his bicep, all the way to where he can snag BJ by the knee. He tugs, bringing the leg back down to the floor, the slipper trailing down the inside of Trapper's thigh as it does.
As BJ's foot hits the ground, Hawk throws a slim leg around his waist and straddles him. "You're trapped now. Oops."
"Am I?" Beej drawls.
"Mm-hmm." Hawk brushes their noses together with a smirk as he wraps his arms around BJ's neck. "It's really a shame."
"I should've known you'd be in cahoots."
"Who, me and your wife? Yeah." Hawk nods thoughtfully. "Yeah, sounds about right."
This time when Trapper gets up, BJ only follows him with his gaze rather than a physical barrier.
He circles the table and leans down until he's on a level with Peg. This close, her wide eyes are pools, so fucking dangerous to toe the edge of. He knows what he could fuck up right here in the name of fun. He knows his body, his mind, his heart. The pale skin on his left ring finger still hasn't started to tan to match the rest of him. If he's not careful, if he actually lets himself fall for her...
Trapper lightly taps her chin with his index finger, tipping her head back so they're closer still. "Feeling brave, soldier?"
He can hear the nervous anticipation in the shivery breath she takes. But to her credit, she doesn't so much as flinch. "Are you?"
His grin widens. Yeah, no, he's fucked. Completely and utterly.
He scoops her up without another hesitation and starts carrying her into the living room. "C'mon. If I'm gonna kiss you, I'll keep your modesty intact by taking you away from the audience."
Peg giggles as she tightens her thighs around his waist. She's got fucking strong legs. It makes a man's mind wander. "You know, from all the stories I've heard about you, I never would've pinned you as someone who gave a damn about a woman's modesty."
"You calling me a cad?" he teases, lifting his brow.
Fun as the banter's been, the unfamiliarity between them rises up. Peg's jaw drops. "Oh, o-oh, no, I wouldn't do that—"
"No, you can, it's true." Trap tumbles back on the couch with her on top of him, then knits a hand around the back of her neck to coax her down. "Call me whatever you want, sweetheart. Just kiss me first."
As Peg sinks her fingers into his curls and his lips meet hers, a wave rushes through him. It's funny. He's fantasized about exactly this for at least two weeks, ever since their first little walk to the park together with Erin in her stroller while the boys took some time to themselves. He just hadn't anticipated that only the taste of her sweet mouth was going to be enough to satisfy him. He could do this—just this—for hours and not get sick of it.
She lifts away just an inch, watching him with a silent question in her eyes, and he answers it by pulling her down to drown with him.
In the other room, BJ leans his chair as far backward as he can, trying to catch a peek at what might be happening, and Hawk chuckles as he tugs him by the shirt collar to look at him again. "You're so jealous, you're about to paint the whole kitchen green."
"I'm not jealous," Beej corrects him with smooth confidence in his own lie. "I am simply making sure that your boyfriend knows how to be a gentleman."
"And what if Peggy doesn't want a gentleman right now, huh?"
It really doesn't take much to call up an image of someone as strong and self-assured as McIntyre pinning down Beej's petite wife, hands around her wrists, making her plead for whatever she wants. Hickeys on her neck. Fingerprints on her forearms. He takes what must be his hundredth huge breath for the evening, but it does nothing to cool the lava storm in his chest. He doesn't yet have appropriate words for the possessive need to reclaim her like he wants. If she begs McIntyre to cover her with his marks, then BJ will have a lovely time plastering over all of them with his own.
Hawk rocks back in his lap and Beej holds him still with his hands on his hips. But it's too late. Hawk's felt the lift of interest in Beej's pants and he's damn well smug about it. "Ohoho," he breathes right against Beej's lips. "You're gonna absolutely ruin her tonight, aren't you?"
"If she'd like." He manages to keep his tone perfectly measured.
"Oh, yeah, Miss Flutters-Her-Eyelashes, friend of every bartender, waiter, handyman, and pool boy in the state, no, yeah, this is the one night she's gonna throw you in the cold shower." But barely before Hawk's even done talking, BJ leans to look again, and Hawk catches him by the cheek and presses their foreheads together. "C'mon. Let her have a little fun." He wiggles. "And let me have mine too."
Beej snorts, but as he slides his arms around Hawk's slim waist, he seems to be relenting. "You're just distracting me so your boyfriend and your girlfriend can neck for a while."
"I'm distracting you because it means I get to have the matinee performance all to myself so I can be in the audience for the grand finale tonight." He sinks his teeth into BJ's bottom lip and sucks it into his mouth, fueled by the rough groan that Beej feeds him. "Whaddya say, huh?"
Beej gives him one long, dangerous stare before he stands and pushes Hawk down on the poker table, scattering cards and chips everywhere. "I say let's raise the curtain."
Hawk throws his head back with an indulgent, self-satisfied smirk as Beej slots their hips together and starts sucking a bite of his own into Hawkeye's neck. He gets the distinct feeling that he's being reclaimed too—and he's really not mad about it. His boyfriends will figure their shit out one day. Until then, he's more than happy to be the spoils of their war.
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watertribe-enya · 11 months
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For the ask game. 13. 14. And 15.
I'm gonna go ahead and do this for different fandoms I'm invested in, if you have a specific fandom in mind please send it with the ask ^^
13 worst blorbofication
Can I say the Colletor from The Owl House? I cannot even blame the fandom too much, since the show did it too. But as soon as the little guy was freed from his prison and got a cuddly child form many seemed to forget the terrifying behavior he showed beforehand. Like he was supposed to be an ancient, morally grey entity, not a n overgrown toddler whom everyone was mean too. And then came For The Future and he really was just an overgrown toddler whom everyone was mean too. Him laughing at some of Belos' cruelties? That was actually Belos fault, because he taught him opposite day logic and that pain was funny! (An actual take I've seen) Actually children don't have a single mean bone in their bodies, unless they were abused! Nevermind the fact that children do cruel things all the time, without any abuse involved. Hell, even King himself showed plenty of cruel and mean behavior earlier in the show. And I doubt that Eda was as shitty as a parental figure as Belos was (even though she was highly questionable too earlier on)
And although I haven't seen any really bad takes along with the character, Zolf "I committed genocide and enjoyed it" Kimblee getting ranked relatively high in character polls. Higher than Scar and Hohenheim at least. How? Why? What does this guy actually bring to the table that's so enjoyable? Okay, he called Hawkeye and Mustang out, but so did Scar!
14 that one thing you see in fics all the time
Dead Guy Jr. naming syndrome. It doesn't bother me as much if it's one or two characters doing it for a kid, but if half the cast does it for all their children it gets weird. It's especially prevalent in Fullmetal Alchemist fanfictions in my experience. You can seemingly pick any fanfic about the further adventures of the characters and always have little Ninas, little Maes, little Trisha, little Urey, little Sara and the list goes on.
Furthermore, Roy Mustang the excellent father figure. You know, the guy who's first reaction was to shake a crippled little boy wildly, without even confirming it was the kid he was looking for and mad at XD. The guy who never interacted with either his best friend's widow and/or his daughter. Who picks fights with a kid half his age. Name one parental thing he actually did for the Elric's, aside from trying to shield them from Hughes death.
Also portraying certain (usually villainous) characters as sexual abusers/predators when there were no hints of that in canon. To be clear, I'm not judging you for dealing with such dark themes, it just gets a little exhausting for me personally. For example I really like Rex Godwin from Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's, a character who is morally grey on the best of days, and usually behaves really shitty and manipulative towards the main cast, and it often goes "Oh a new fanfic featuring him, what a rare occurence...oh it's one of those".
Having Jonathan Joestar as this innocent almost virgin, who only had sex because canon dictates it, and even then only once. I get that he's victorian and all, but the guy was married for five days before his untimely death, not one night.
15 that one thing you see in fanart all the time
Portraying Dio Brando as Jonathan's dearly missed brother whom he would hug instantly after reuniting in Heaven (that goes for fanfics too). It's okay, completely ignore the fact that Jonathan would have massive beef with him for once again trying to kill his family. Or killing all those innocent civilians. Or having children and dooming them to live with their usually abusive mothers.
And pretty much all of the above things apply here too.
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witchthewriter · 2 years
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omg hi!! firstly i just wanna thank you for doing these in the first place! i perked up so fast lol, you’re doing the lord’s work and i am nothing if not so so grateful!
Level: four! (pls only do the moodboards if your feeling the energy, i know that’s a lot and they take time, completely up to you! same goes for all 3 fandoms!)
basic info: i’m 5’3, use she/they pronouns, im bisexual, and am a virgo sun (bday at the end of the month! 🥳), leo moon and scorpio rising. i’ll throw in INFP and hufflepuff into here too bc why not. appearance wise i have shoulder length hair w curls and bangs w a gap between my teeth and a nose ring.
i can be stubborn and v childish but i love my loved ones so fiercely and would do anything for them, i’ve recently gotten into spirituality, like tarot card readings and crystals, it’s really helped me out a lot recently through some moments in my life and im grateful to have it.
i love reading and i write when i can, im always leaving barnes and noble w one of those blind dates w a book bc they’re so fun and my starbucks order is usually a dragon drink, if that helps w giving you an idea of who i am as a person? lol i also love to sing and do it pretty decently if i do say so myself, i enjoy getting to feel the emotion of the singer when listening to a song , im a cat person and want a kitty sm once i have the means but i also adore dogs as well, dog person turned cat person, evern! am getting into dnd and im so excited about it, i love to watch movies and tv shows and as a writer i tend to delve deep into whatever i can, i LIVE for it!
can listen to all kinds of music but especially love pop, indie, rock and have been more into 70s and 80s stuff more recently (guess why lol). im usually dressing comfortably w some leggings and a crop top or band tee but i also like breaking out the shirt flowy dresses or fish nets and combat boots, it just depends on what im feeling that day, love expressing myself w make up and have lots of fun w it!
this got long but basically a lil queer, spiritual baby that’s still learning how to find themselves and says fuck capatilism and loves her friends and getting to use her creativity to deep dive and dissect media in any way she can
Want to be shipped? Here be the instructions 🦋
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I am so happy we’re mutuals, you’re such a gorgeous person. Thank you for participating! 👑
What each ship has in common:
⋆ Out-going ⋆ ENFP’s ⋆ Unforgettable ⋆ Enthusiastic ⋆ Humorous 
𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥
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𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛
You and Kate would be such cuties together. From best friends to lovers, you always have each other’s backs’. I also think she would teach you everything she knows and would want to spend all her time with you. 
𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠
・Very intune with each other - I really think you would fight bad guys together and you wouldn’t have to talk because you know exactly what the other will do. 
・Getting tipsy together and not being able to stop giggling 
・Buying piercing tools from amazon and piercing her ears 
・Getting to know Hawkeye and you’re star-struck but you try to play it off
・Relationship Tropes: 
  ✧ Crime Fighting Duo
  ✧ Make Each Other Better
  ✧ “I’m Gonna Do A Crime” + “NO!”
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She loves your courage. Your courage to be yourself, to stand up for what you believe in and how loyal you are. Not many people have stood by her, so it feels like she’s been 
𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑
Yelena! I think you would have a background where you’re related to one of the Avengers and you met Yelena during Natasha’s funeral. You became good friends and are emotional support for each other. 
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I SHIP YOU WITH EDDIE MCEFFIN MUNSON. You guys would have sucha wholesome relationship; no toxicity, no feeling alone or left out. He would invite you everywhere, he’d want you to play DnD, this man wants everything to do with you. 
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・Making each other mixtapes of your recommended playlists. 
・Asks you to do a tarot reading for him like all the time - I feel like he would get the Death, Tower and Star card a lot (catalyst for change, re-birth, unique)
・Kisses are VERY VERY passionate. I’m talking breath-taking, legs wobbling. But he does use a lot of tongue. 
・Very tight hugs, you feel so loved when he gives you one. He always wraps his arms around your waist so yours are around his shoulders. 
・Relationship Tropes: 
  ✧ Forever Honeymoon Phase
  ✧ Absolutely Adoring Each Other
  ✧ “I’m Gonna Do A Crime” + “YES!” 
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Would be aspects of your personality - the fierce love you have for those you care about blows his mind. Eddie’s only family is his Uncle, and he isn’t very affectionate. So Eddie loves how you show your love. 
𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑
Robin!!! Robin would be your best friend for sure; she would always be ready to talk about anything and everything. She just loves speaking with you - you guys have such in-depth conversations. She’s also so energetic and you feed off of it, it’s so uplifting to be around Robin. 
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You and Klaus together are like a chaotic entity that will leave people with smiles on their faces. He would totally experiment with you, go to new places, and help you figure out what you like. 
𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠
・Always encouraging you to do anything you want. Even pushes you out of your comfort zone. But he knows how it feels when people are too pushy, so he knows exactly when to stop. 
・He hates whoever you hate. Even if he’s never met them, seen them, or know who they are. He’ll just agree with you. 
・Klaus is actually pretty wise and he’s experienced a lot. He doesn’t tell you what to do, and will let you experience things for yourself. But if you want advice, and ask him for it, then he’ll gladly advise you. 
・Likes to wear matching clothes, or matching socks/jewelry etc
・Relationship tropes: 
  ✧ Idiot (Klaus) x Idiot in Progress
  ✧ Fish Out of Water (You) x Person Whose Seen It All (Klaus) 
  ✧ Chaos Duo
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Klaus loves how you see the world. He loves that you have hope and that you want to know yourself. He has a bleak outlook on life, and you give him a light in the darkness. 
𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑
You get on well with Luther. Your Scorpio placement understanding his sensitivity and emotions. I think he would be very protective over you as well, and is super happy that you and Klaus are together. 
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avengersrewatch · 1 year
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E1&2: "The Breakout"
Okay, I'm skipping ahead to the actual episodes, damnit.
"The Breakout" is the episode that forms the Avengers as a team. In that way it is like The Avengers the MCU film. As I have already noted, the Avengers cast is different. Here it is the original cast from the comic books (Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, Ant-man and the Wasp. Captain Americas was NOT one of the original Avengers, though he came in pretty early /nerdrant) .
The story that brings them together is different. In the EMHU, it's been established that SHIELD maintains four super villain prisons (The Big House, The Cube, The Raft, and the Vault) will definitely be exploding (metaphorically ) soon. I believe we have seen the Raft in Captain America: Civil War and The Cube in She-Hulk. I guess the Quantum Realm is basically the Big House for Kang right now.
And, of course, this is the episode where all the super villains break out. Nick Fury, who as director of SHIELD is in charge of the prisons, is both asking these civilians for help, and getting in their way a bit. This is a similar dynamic to what we see in the MCU. They are SORT of doing government work, but not REALLY.
As with most of this series (since it was made in 2010), Iron Man is the focus. We start with him, searching for his "stolen" weapons. And we follow him as he learns about the breakout at the Vault.
I'm not sure if it's coincidence or just that this character has been both a villain and a member of the Avengers, but here Hawkeye, like it the movie, both good and bad. He is "escaping" prison but also helping Tony.
There is something kind of neat about the multiple prison structure here. Each Avenger basically has his own prison to defend, and then all them have to work together in the second part to defeat Graviton. (I think this is the only time it has ever been suggested that Graviton is an important Avengers villain. He's just not a top tier guy like Loki to make them come together for their first fight.) Interestingly, the only other two villains kept at the Raft, which is supposed to be the most secure of the Super Villain prisons are Baron Zemo (who we have seen in Captain America: Civil War and The Falcon and the Winter Soldier) and the Purple Man (who was the main antagonist for Jessica Jones on Netflix). Both are going to come back on this show, so this is setup. But, yeah, Graviton.
Banner/Hulk secures the Cube. Iron Man (and Hawkeye) take care of the Vault. Ant-Man and the Wasp fight at the Big House, and Thor fights with Fury at the Raft.
The montage of all the bad guys getting their powers back is a lot of fun.
We get a tiny bit of MODOK (who is in Ant-Man and the Wasp Quantumania) and, of course, the Leader (who will be the villain in Captain America: New World Order)--though we will see much more of him later in GAMMA WORLD.
We also get Doc Sampson. I wonder if Marvel would still have Ty Burrell play that character if they wanted to bring him in for a Hulk project. I'm gonna guess that unlike Tim Roth and Tim Blake Nelson, he'd get recast.
Thor and Jane Foster's dynamic is very cute here.
There is a bit where Hank Pym says he's "disappointed" in Mandrill and that he had "come so far in counseling" and I just want to say, that is not true. Mandrill is gross. He's the worst. His power is rape. Ant-Man is a terrible counselor. (It's crazy that both Mandrill and Purple Man are included on this show for children. Both rapists.)
Anyway, the second part of the episode reveals that SHIELD made Graviton into a supervillain through weird government experiments. (I don't know why the government keeps experimenting on people in the Marvel Comics or EMH universe. It seems to go badly for them most of the time.) He is, understandably, kind of angry that he was imprisoned without any kind of trail or anything.
Notice it's Tony who rushes in to help Janet, not Hank?
Anyway, I don't really like Janet's part of the fight here. She is mostly considered just a pest, except when she aids Hulk, which is more moral support. She's not really shown as an equal threat as the other Avengers. Later fights will prove she is, but here she's still kind of a joke and I don't like it.
What she does do is suggest the men help each other. As if no human male would ever work with other men on their own. It has to be a lady who is like "let's be a team!" If I were a man I'd be kind of insulted by that.
What's funny is that Graviton lifts New York (???) up as a floating city. They do that in Avengers: Age of Ultron. I guess it's an interesting visual but I would never think to do that if I had powers.
Of course Graviton's downfall is mistakenly saying he is "the strongest one there is" and then immediately getting hit by the Hulk. Hulk, we learn, is stronger than gravity itself. Everyone knows that's his thing. Being strong. And the moment where Hulk is surprised Janet would help him (because he is a monster) is oddly touching, but over-played.
The team triumphantly stands over their fallen foe, a shot that is done very similarly in The Avengers.
Thor likes having new friends and wants to go drinking. Fury suggests they all become SHIELD agents to track down all the former prisoners but Tony wants to do it as a team--just not with SHIELD.
Let's call them the Avengers! (Can we drink now?)
Rating: Recommend!
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Aid Station is a fantastic episode with some great character stuff but some details mildly bugged me this time around so I’m sorry but I have to start with the nitpicking before gushing about the good stuff lol.
Basically I find the “the 4077 isn’t bad comparatively” thread a little obnoxious. Frank complaining about the conditions he has to work under before a cut to the aid station getting bombed; everyone complaining about the food in the beginning vs Hawk and Margaret silently connecting over knowing it could be worse while Frank and Trap complain about the food in the end; and mildly Trap and Frank bickering while Hawkeye and Margaret get along under adversity. The, ‘the guys at the 4077 have it good so they should stop complaining,’ if I’m gonna describe it uncharitably, vibe.
Margaret and Hawkeye’s cameraderie being demonstrated by the two of them meeting in the middle militarily is also not my favourite thing - the Captain/Major exchange as they say their goodnights, and then Hawkeye calling her his favourite officer and her calling him “Doctor” when they get back to the 4077. However, I do like it for Hawkeye, and his relationship to Margaret overall - nice, if inadvertant, early sign of his capitulating to his army pals later on lol. Serves my take nicely. One of those things I’m :/ about in context but into when I take it and recontextualize it my way lol.
There was also a thing I noticed that I’m relatively neutral towards: Margaret changing the tire at the beginning (while reminding Hawkeye that she outranks him) and Hawkeye going ‘this is so ungallant of me,’ vs Margaret telling Frank she’s a vulnerable woman in contrast to her “I’m a married man - married to the army,” vs Hawkeye shielding her when she mentions snipers with a little ‘i’m proving chivalry isn’t dead.’ Maybe her mild demilitarization here is part of the other side of Hawk showing respect for her army rank. Could put it in terms of aligning the military with masculinity and her humanity with femininity, which yk, I guess I’m overall neutral about due to loving the former alignment and disliking the latter lol.
But anyway now for the gushing because those really are just mild quibbles that I wanted to talk about, so:
Margaret doing surgery again; “When the war’s over - and nothing good lasts forever,” from Margaret as part of her incredible speech to Frank because I love those little villain moments; Hawk/Trap and Marg/Frank constantly being paralleled; Hawk and Trap reading each others’ minds again when drinking to the Ritz Brothers; Hawkeye’s humour getting kinda mean and snappish when he draws the short straw; Hawk casually looking through the file cabinet during the meeting; Trap the rock reassuring Henry; “Okay, ready for the army again!” <33333333; I do legitimately adore Hawkeye and Margaret’s mutual respect here despite narrative framing; Hawk tucking Klinger in after he falls asleep; Klinger only taking out his earrings after Radar reminds him; Klinger writing/updating his will to bequeath his dresses; so much delightful shit.
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maximons · 2 years
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Okay! I’m back from seeing Multiverse of Madness, and I got some thoughts. I’m gonna put some spoilers under the cut, but it was pretty solid. It wasn’t exactly the movie I had hoped it would be though. And no, I don’t mean in an ‘I wanted more cameos’ way, but really just a movie called ‘Multiverse of Madness’ feels like it should’ve been...bigger than it was? Idk, I don’t mind a good character study, but using the multiverse to do it just fell a little flat to me.
But again, it was a pretty solid movie. I had fun, and it was definitely way different than any other MCU film, which is always refreshing. I sure want Sam Raimi to come back for a Doctor Strange 3, because I think what he brings to the character made him way more compelling than we’ve seen so far imo.
TLDR; Fell flat in some ways, and I had some personal grievances, but overall a good character study with some awesome (and fucking terrifying at times) action. Would see again, but maybe not till it hits Disney+. 7.5/10
Spoiler talk under the cut
Okay, so as someone who was a dummy and actually did spoil myself beforehand, I was actually still pretty surprised at how some things turned out. Note to self: Don’t let stan twitter tell you how things are gonna unfold before seeing how they actually unfold.
 I’m just gonna go on a bullet point rant from here on out so prepare for that.
So many people online led me to believe that they just turned Wanda evil out of nowhere with no explanation but like....they said several times she was corrupted by the Darkhold? Did ya’ll miss that? I’m not saying that it makes what she did okay cause...oof girl made some choices, but still. 
While yeah, Wanda does some pretty fucked up things in this movie, people acting like she’s this irredeemable monster...relax. If you can forgive Loki, you can easily forgive Wanda down the line. Shit, Hawkeye killed more people than Wanda did here, but I’m not gonna start a whole debate over it. Wanda was for sure the villain here, but the way some people are treating her compared to others that have done objectively worse?...Yeah, don’t sit right with me, but anyway.
Side note, defending Wanda from these antis is gonna be waaay more annoying to deal with now.
There’s a lot of talk of how this movie ‘throws away Wanda’s development from WandaVision’ by making her the villain, which eh...I see their point, but WandaVision did end with her reading the Darkhold, so it’s not surprising this is where she ended up here. Still, it does seem like a rehash of her doing a bad thing and then fixing it in the end. Just way more extreme.
Nobody actually thinks she’s dead....right? Like the way people were talking about it, I thought I was gonna have to reach and be in denial about her being alive for my sanity, but nah. It’s not super obvious, but...it’s pretty obvious she survived. Big bright flashing red light out of nowhere for no reason? C’mon. Also the whole thing just sorta...happened. If that was Wanda, been in the MCU for 7 years and just finished headlining her own show, Maximoff’s death scene...it would’ve been a SCENE, trust.
The way the movie flip flopped between ‘Wanda’s a good person, she’s just corrupted’ and ‘She’s an evil witch that needs to die’ so much just gave me whiplash. I get why towards the end they were like ‘yeah, we gotta kick her ass’, but almost immediately Strange went from ‘You did the right thing, that was never in doubt’ to ‘SHE ENSLAVED A TOWN, GOTTA GET HER’ Like...which is it my guy? 
Okay, moving on from Wanda now, let’s talk about America. I love her. She’s my favorite new Phase 4 hero as of now, and I can’t wait to see more of her.
I like how they introduced her as someone not having any control over her powers, and while I get that people see that as nerfed, it makes sense. She’s a kid with powers adults can’t even handle, and she’s handling better than most adults would, so.
Also...the scene with her moms? That was enough to cause a ban in all these countries?...Really? I just...okay. Good luck over there.
Strange’s development in this movie was pretty good. I really don’t think Wanda stole the focus at all honestly, this was very clearly Strange’s movie. I liked him better here way more than his first movie.
The CAMEOSSS Specifically REED FUCKING RICHARDS YOOO. That was so surreal to me actually seeing John Krasinski play him. I trulyyyy hope he’s the main Reed, there’s no way he can’t be after this.
Black Bolt and Charles's death scenes are gonna haunt me man, they’re just...oof they’re brutal.
DID ANYONE ELSE CATCH THE 90S X-MEN THEME WHEN HE WAS WHEELING OUT CAUSE MY GOD
Last thing, I really wanted this to be a team up movie with Strange and Wanda, they’d be an awesome team. I’m sad we didn’t get that, but...maybe one day
Okay, those are my jumbled up thoughts on this movie. This is gonna be one I think about for a while for sure
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Hawkeye & Kate idea: R is her ex-BF who was trying to talk her out of trying to be a hero for various reasons. Then one day R sees her on the news and tries getting into contact again.
Kate Bishop x Male!reader
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Six months ago you and Kate broke up, you had met on your school's archery team freshman year but she had become more and more reckless over the years. 
You knew about her obsession with Hawkeye and that she wanted to be a hero just like him but her admiration crossed the line when she started going out at night looking for people to save.
"Kate you're gonna get yourself killed!" You yelled one night after she had broken her arm stopping a mugging. 
"Have you not seen the way the world is? Someone has to look out for these people and that someone is gonna be me so if you can't handle that maybe we should just break up," she states. 
"Maybe we should, because I can't sit back and just watch you put yourself in danger because you think having a bow and arrow makes you a hero," you reply. 
You spent the summer apart and the fall semester was quite awkward having to spend so much time together on the team. 
As much as you hated what she was doing you still loved her and not knowing if she was okay hurt you. 
Then the holiday break comes along and you're at your apartment watching the news when they start playing the videos questioning if the Ronin was back. 
"Holy crap… Kate?" You say when the video freezes on a set of eyes peeking through the suit. 
You spend all night trying to get in touch with her and it's about 3 AM when she finally picks up the phone. 
"Why the hell are you on my TV in that Ronin costume," you say blatantly. 
"I have no idea what you're talking about Y/N," she mutters. 
"Kate I know those eyes anywhere, what have you gotten yourself into," you state clearly. 
"uhhh well maybe I can come over and explain everything because my apartment is kind of on fire," she says awkwardly. 
"I'm sorry did you just say your apartment is on fire?" You say in shock. 
"It's on fire yeah… your building allows pets right? I kind of have a dog now too," Kate adds. 
Twenty minutes later Kate shows up with a golden retriever and a guy you instantly recognize. 
"You're hawkeye," you say as they enter your apartment. 
"Just call me Clint, Kate you're sure the tracksuit mafia won't follow us here," Clints says going around and closing all the blinds. 
"Who are the tracksuit mafia?" You question. 
"Oh it's just some bad guys trying to kill me because I accidentally stole the Ronin suit and now they think I'm the Ronin… no big deal," Kate explains. 
"Is she always like this?" Clint asks you. 
"Unfortunately yes," you sigh. 
"And who are you exactly?" 
"That's Y/N he's my ex but don't worry you can trust him," Kate tells him. 
"Where did you get a dog from?" You say as the dog jumps up on your couch and smiles at you. 
"I found him so he's mine now," Kate says. 
"That's not how owning a dog works, he has no collar, did you take him to a vet to see if he has a microchip?" 
"Sorry I didn't really have time for that running from guys in tracksuits and big guns and all," she says sarcastically.
"I knew you were gonna get yourself in trouble one day," you groan. 
"Can we save the I told you so speech for later? I'm hungry and both me and the dog can go for some pizza," she says plopping down on the couch next to the dog. 
"There's a frozen pizza in the fridge, I guess I kept up the habit of always one on hand even after we broke up," you say. 
"Should I be concerned about the amount of pizza you seem to consume?" Clint asks. 
"No," Kate shrugs. 
"Yes, yes you should Clint." You tell him. 
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lenissa · 3 years
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You always meet twice (Wanda Maximoff x Romanoff!Reader)
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Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x Reader, Pietro Maximoff x Reader (Past), Natasha Romanoff x Reader (Siblings)
Warnings: cursing, i think that‘s it?
Summary: When your sister Natasha asked you to be her representative at the Avengers, you immediately agreed. But then you meet Wanda Maximoff again and it seems like your shared past comes up as well as the then developed feelings.
Word Count: 3.1K
In bold are flashbacks.
A/N: This story is based on my POV i started some months ago, but the plot varies most of the time. Keep in mind that this is my first story and please be nice hahaha
Good reading!
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You are walking through the halls of the Avenger‘s compound. Although your sister always talks about them, “her new family“, you have never met them before. At least not all of them. Some agents throw judgy glances at you, but you decide to ignore them - you are (Y/N) Romanoff, you’re not in need of being popular, being friendly, you’re a damn skilled agent, always ready to kick asses. That’s also why it didn‘t bother you when Natasha, your older sister, called and asked you for a favour - rather, you have always been curious what it is like to be an Avenger, so you didn‘t even think twice about accepting her offer of being her stand-in for some months.
Are you confident? Yes. Well... you try to be? Maybe- no definitely: it became a coping mechanism. But nobody could blame you… being Natasha Romanoff‘s sister sucks. Don‘t get it wrong, you love your sister with your whole heart, she is your one and only, your tower of strength. But constantly being overshadowed by her? Once people hear about your famous relative you were only seen as her sister, your own persona and personality weren‘t interesting anymore. As a result, you were working for S.H.I.E.L.D in an outpost in Europe, distant enough to start your own life, own career and only hearing about one Romanoff, (Y/N) Romanoff.
You stand before the door of the meeting room, aware of as soon as you go in there, there‘ll be no going back. Surprisingly calm you take one final breath before you knock and get invited in. There they are. The Avengers. Some of them you already know: Clint aka Hawkeye, your sister‘s best friend, Steve aka Captain America, your sister‘s ex-lover, Tony Stark aka Iron Man, sarcasm in person, and… the Maximoff Twins? Seeing them, seeing her, it literally took your breath away. You freeze, not able to breathe, to react nor to say anything.
„(Y/N),my god, have you grown?!“, Clint breaks the silence while coming near to hug you. In his arms you finally release the breath you unconsciously were holding in, and when you pull back you take a closer look at him.
„You‘re becoming grey, Legolas, are the kids that bad?“, you tease, matching his tone and patting his arm lightly.
„Oh dear, it just makes me nervous to see you again“, he jokes as he motions you to sit down.
„Speaking about that, it‘s nice to see you again, (Y/N).“ Steve nods at you and you force a smile - you think Steve is a nice guy, you really do, but you don‘t know the exact circumstances of his break-up with Nat, so you decide to keep distance in a friendly manner.
The remaining time of the meeting nothing special happens, though every time you look around the table you can‘t help but rest your eyes on a certain brunette. And it seems like she notices your gaze, meeting your eyes on and off. You try to ignore the uncomfortable feeling that sets in your stomach whenever her green eyes meet yours, and obviously you are not able to hold the eye contact, so you always look at the floor quickly.
After the meeting the heroes all pop off, only you stay to put away the new equipment and gear you got. But then suddenly a well-known voice speaks up and you startle.
„Already forgot me, (Y/N)?“ You turn around, your heart racing.
„How could I forget the Wanda Maximoff?“, you nervously chuckle.
„I must say I‘m disappointed, I at least expected a greeting.“
„Wanda I-„
„(Y/N)! How long has it been? I…“, Pietro speeds in the room and rubs his neck tense, „I missed you.“
Wanda wheezes and rolls her eyes. „I‘m gonna leave you lovebirds alone“. She walks out of the room before you can say anything more.
„Well that was… weird.“ you say as you turn completely to Pietro.
„She‘s going through a hard time, she will be gentler soon.“
„You think so?“, you laugh, „define soon.“
Pietro chuckles and doesn‘t answer, not even he sees through Wanda‘s feelings, especially when it‘s about you. „Come on, I will introduce you to the others.“
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Pietro took you to the living room and you have to say, you never thought the Avengers, the world‘s mightiest heroes, would be so endearing. You can finally understand why Nat sees them as her family, even after only spending some hours with them you start to let them in your heart immediately. Until Bucky decided to bring up a sensitive topic.
„From where do you know the twins, (Y/N)?“
You choke on the soda you are drinking, completely caught off-guard with that question. But after clearing your throat your coping mechanism once again appears. „They didn‘t tell you, huh? Well, we had a past.“, you chuckle.
Tony rolls his eyes, annoyed by the childish behaviour, but it makes you smile even bigger. Pietro blushes at the sudden mention of him and tries to distract. „(Y/n), why don‘t you tell them about your powers?“.
„Ok, ok… I'm pretty good at Teleportation, mind manipulation and shape shifting objects.“
Bruce, who you learnt was the human version of the Hulk, was stunned. „Wow, that sounds like a nice substitute for Natasha.“ You smile at him appreciating.
„So Romanoff, since the only other mind stuffy person in this house seems to be pissed, you’ll start training with Rogers.“ Tony announced bugged.
„Can‘t wait.“ You and Steve get up to go to the gym and the rest starts talking about their new member.
„She seems like a faithful person. A true Romanoff.“, Bucky states.
„Ironically, she‘s really good at betrayal and hurting people.“, Wanda says snippy as she walks in to get a snack.
Pietro sighs, „Wanda, what the hell?“
„She‘s not as perfect as you think, Romeo.“
Tony claps to get their attention, „Concentration, guys! You better clear up, Wanda, I just got Information from Fury, you and y/n will be a team in tomorrow‘s mission.“ Wanda rolls her eyes in annoyance, but she knows that it‘s unnecessary to protest.
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During training, all you thought of was Wanda. Then you tried to read, sleep, watch tv, but nothing could distract you from thinking about the Sokovian. It felt like all the feelings you tried to suppress this past year flood you now at the same time. You barely perceived that you got up, your feet carrying you to the kitchen. Standing in front of the kitchen door you finally wake up from your trance. Your hands are sweaty and shaky, your heart pounding. “What the hell am I doing here?“ You think and just before you turn around the door opens, hitting your shoulder lightly.
„Oh my god, I didn't see you, are you ok?“
„Don‘t worry, I‘m fine. I- I was about to leave anyway.“ 
„But you haven’t even been in there yet, (Y/N).“ The way she says your name releases a cluster of butterflies in your stomach, green eyes watching you amused. „I‘m sorry.“
„Really, it‘s fine. Wanda, list-“
„Don‘t, (Y/N). We don‘t have to do this.“, Wanda sighs.
You take a deep breath and continue, „No, I have to. I am sorry. For everything. I-...I miss you.“
„(Y/N), please, sto-“, she says almost whispering.
„As a friend. I miss my best friend.“
You notice slightly tears forming in her eyes. „You did this to me-“
„(Y/n)! We need you to show us your powers!“ Bucky shouts excitedly as he approaches you both.
„Bucky, now is really not the time to-“
„We need it. For the plan. You know, tomorrow‘s mission?“
You clench your fists and sigh, you know the private moment you just had was ruined. With one apologetic look to Wanda you follow Bucky to the meeting room.
This job will be your end.
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You weren‘t wrong about this job being your end. Well at least the circumstances. Last night’s events were just... crazy.
After showing the team your powers you went straight to bed, exhausted from all the physical training and psychological stress. When you heard the knocking on the door, you‘re surprised to see Pietro standing there after opening it.
„(Y/N), I think we should talk.“
„Pietro, i-...“, you sigh, „today‘s really not my day. Can we wait until tomorrow?“
„I can‘t wait. Please. I need to get this out.“
„Oookay, go on then, i guess.“, you say, kinda annoyed by the pushiness of the Sokovian.
„I‘m glad that you are here and ok.“
„So am I...“ you laugh humorlessly, „it certainly feels nice to know someone here that doesn‘t completely hate me“ Pietro looks you in the eyes and slowly comes closer. Your breath hitches and you gulp hard when he takes your hand.
„Pietro, what are you doi-“ Before you can finish the sentence, lips are pressed on yours. You are shocked by the action, and you hesitate to kiss back. Yet you can’t resist the familiar feeling of his lips caressing your own, so you kiss back.
„(Y/N), we need to...“, Wanda says approaching your floor but when she sees you both, she immediately freezes„...talk.“
The second you hear her talking you pull back and step away from Pietro. The brunette looks at you incredulously and then walks away.
„Wanda. Wanda!“ you shout while running after her. „Wanda, would you please stop eloping!“ She stops and turns around, eyes burning red. She‘s furious, dangerous, not in control of herself.
„Wanda, use your words. Calm do-“
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She did not calm down. In fact, she threw you against the closest wall. Even though you don’t have any serious injuries, you are mad. If you were trying to find the courage to talk to her, she could use her words too, right? The morning was quiet, too quiet if you are honest. Each time the door to the gym opened you startled, expecting to get yelled at. But it never happened. Once the twins walked in, they ignored you. Both of them, though Pietro occasionally glanced confused at you. After debating whether you should talk to her or not, you decided to walk up to her and confront her. „What the hell was that yesterday, Wanda?!“
She just huffs and continues to hit the punching bag, but you are determined to talk about it before going on a mission with her, you couldn‘t risk being distracted.
„You‘re acting like a bitch, I don‘t even recognize you anymore“, you say incredulously.
She aggressively turns around. „I am the bitch? You‘re the one that throws herself at anyone, not being here for even a whole day!“
„He“, you point at Pietro, „ he fucking kissed me! I never wanted it to happen. He caught me off-guard!“
„Oh and of course you couldn‘t defend yourself, poor (Y/N).“ Wanda ironically retorts, pushing you against your shoulder.
„Guys-“
„You literally came in one second after he kissed me-“
„GUYS!“ Pietro shouts and both of you turn to him, not noticing that he’s still in the same room. „What the hell is going on with you two?“
„You know what? What the hell Pietro, too! You can‘t just kiss me after not seeing me for a year! What if I don‘t like you anymore?“
„You don‘t like me anymore?“
„You don‘t like him anymore?“
You sigh. „Yes. No. I mean…. I don't like you anymore like that. I- I like you as a friend, Pietro. After you flew from Hydra-“
„-alone-“, Wanda interjects.
„After you flew from Hydra alone, it broke my heart! You freaking left us there!“
Wanda scowls. „And then you did the same to me some time later.“
„Wanda I-... You think it was easy for me to just leave you behind? Fuck, Wanda, do you really think that low of me? When Nat rescued me I tried to convince her to take you with us but she… we… you...“
„Say it, (Y/N). I was the enemy. You were the poor agent, kidnapped by Hydra and experimented on and I was the maniac that volunteered for a dangerous organization.“
„I tried to come back and get you!“
„Don't lie to me, (Y/N).“
„Oh my god“, you huff, „believe me for once!“
„Why should i?!“
„Because I love you!“
O oh.
You both tense, green eyes filled with rage, jealousy, confusion, probably every emotion there is, staring wide at you. You all stand there in silence, all shocked by your outburst, and the only thing that can be heard is your shaky breathing. „Shit. I- I need to go“, you mumble as you storm out of the room embarrassed.
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This was not going well. Your relationship with Wanda was already complicated enough and your dumb, unplanned love confession didn’t really help. However, you needed to suck it up, ignore all the overthinking in your mind. You are here for a reason. A job. Not a witch.
You are here for the missions. For Nat.
That’s what you tell yourself all the time. But your brain and your heart don‘t really agree, especially while being on a mission with Wanda. You have never been more thankful for your powers that were blocking her out from reading your mind, you were sure your thoughts were literally screaming at her. And gee, you know her too well, she was trying to read your mind - Wanda always has that certain concentrated cute gaze and slight wrinkles between her eyebrows when she does it. Studying her so precisely was a mistake, it made the whole thing even more uncomfortable.
She didn’t react to what you said earlier (not that you gave her that much chance), she acted like you never said anything important like that. But when she caught you staring at her she raised her eyebrows challengingly and broke the silence.
“Are you nervous?”
“Hmm? Oh well, no. I- I guess we had more difficult missions.”, you give her a shy smile and start playing with your fingers nervously.
“Sure.. That’s why you’re currently doing one of your habits when you’re nervous.`` Wanda teases.
You blushed, your cheeks turning faint red. “Let’s just do this'', you say, stepping out of the jet and putting in the comm - earpiece.
Your task wasn’t hard. Go in, kill the enemies, destroy the data, walk out. It was going well until you saw Wanda getting attacked from behind. But before the agent could point his gun at her and hurt her you shut your eyes close and focused on turning his gun into a flower.
“Romantic!”
“You’re welcome”, you playfully roll your eyes. You curse yourself for having no other - less with love connected - idea to use. You scream just before a grenade goes up next to you, throwing you through a glass door. You can’t use your teleportation in time and the impact is pretty hard, causing you to pass out.
Wanda turns after hearing your scream. “Shit, shit, shit Romanoff!”, she activates her comms, “Guys, pick us up, (Y/N) is down!” She stands protectively next to your unconscious body, defending you from getting attacked or worse.
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You wake up in the medical wing of the Avengers. The first thing you notice is that you’re still wearing your suit, so the injury couldn‘t be that bad. At least you thought. Only seconds later you feel the banging in your head, ringing sounds in your ears. You bury your face in the pillow, frustrated of being new and your first mission already gone wrong. You could hear them teasing you for being the “weaker” Romanoff and start rethinking the choice to even get on this team.
And then Wanda walks in and all thoughts are gone. No more noises, no hammering - all senses preoccupied with her. She seems tired, still wearing her suit as well, and exhausted.
“Hi.”
“Hey.” You look at her curious. “You look tired.”
She chuckles lightly. “You pass out and the first thing you comment is how I look? Wow.”
“What can I say, you really make me concentrate on other things than my condition.” She looks confused at your statement, though an amused smile on her lips. “Because you’re a known face- family- and that reminds me of my sister and gives me comfort.”, you stutter complete nonsense.
Did i really just say that?!
You wished she wasn’t standing there, then you would have been able to facepalm yourself as hard as you could.
“Oh, eh, sure. I’m tired, you were right. You were unconscious the whole night. I stayed, I thought it would be nice for you to not wake up alone.” She tries to overplay your weird comment.
“The whole night? Holy shit. I was unconscious for that long i-”, you feel your whole body tingling as you just now realize her purpose, “that’s very nice of you. Thank you.”
“No, no (Y/N). I owed you that. You saved me...thank you.”
“Wanda Maximoff, you do have manners after all.“ She playfully rolls her eyes on your comment and glances at the floor in embarrassment. „You’re welcome. You would have done the same - I hope?”
She giggles and you can’t help but smile like an idiot at that adorable sound. Then you just stare at each other, both too shy to break the comfortable silence. But then Wanda speaks up again.
“You know I’m-”, she starts fidgeting with her rings, “I’m sorry. For being such a bitch. I.. appreciate what you said… earlier. I guess I was just hurt and frustrated.“
“I know Wanda. Don’t be sorry. You have every right to be mad. It was wrong to expect that we could pretend like nothing happened back there in Sokovia.”
After a short silence Wanda asks, almost in a whisper: “Do- do you regret it?”
“What?! No! Loving you is the best thing that has ever happened to me. As a friend. But also more.”, you shake your head as if to underline your sentence and the last part of the sentence coming out almost inaudible, but she still hears it.
Wanda says nothing, she just nodds. But then she slowly moves her hand to your own and takes it. Ignoring the butterflies spreading all over your body, you squeeze her hand, happy you both stopped fighting. You shuffle to the edge of the sickbed and pat to the free place next to you. The Sokovian hesitantly moves next to you, but as soon as she feels your warm body next to her, she gives in and relaxes. You both lie there, just enjoying each other’s presence, until Wanda’s eyes start to get heavier and heavier and she eventually drives off to sleep. And seeing her, the girl you love, in this peaceful state relaxes you as well and you can’t fight falling asleep with the calming sound of her steady breathing next to you.
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brw · 3 years
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Here’s a tough one for you. Which comics characters got the most fucked up by the mcu? Who did they do the most dirty?
WELL, the obvious answer for me is mcu wanda maximoff. she's been whitewashed to the point of being unrecognisable (why does she have bright orange hair?? who fuckin knows!!), her powers are basically jean grey's but redder?? even her magic that wanda learned later seems to be an extension of telekinesis and telepathy and not, ya know, actual magic shit. her costume looks like it's been made of cheap plastic, it's ugly and anyone calling it "comic accurate" (you guys care more abt a comic accurate suit than... whitewashing....) owes me £300.
HOWEVER. this has been talked about extensively by a lot of people who have covered it in far more detail and depth than i ever have. so i'm gonna talk abt some other characters fucked up mcu adaptions, half because it's important to here and half because i was already considering writing posts abt these guys so thank you for enabling me anon!
MONICA RAMBEAU - monica, you know, first person to take on the captain marvel mantle?? one of the most powerful characters in marvel comics, lead the avengers for years, travelled to a satallite in space and back in less than a second, etc etc? faster than quicksilver, basically a immortal, could take carol if it came down to it? what was she in the movies oh yeah a child at first and then a character's who's sole motivation was to defend a white woman's mental breakdown that took the lives of an entire town away from them yup okay.
JANET VAN DYNE - founding member of the avengers person who convinced them to stay together the one who gave them their name who has lead them on more than one occassion, that janet van dyne. who's the founding lady in the mcu, uhh, fucking black widow??? like... what?????? and when it came to the actual ant-man movie she'd been replaced by an au daughter! not even her actual adopted daughter, nadia, a weird au character that is essentially jan but make her a little meaner. janet is, if you ask me, the most important of the first avenger. she's vital to the whole thing and they sidelined her for scarjo. you can imagine my fucking rage!
HANK PYM - like jan, he was replaced, by hawkeye's really boring abled imposter. maybe they thought it'd be too much for them to have TWO neurodiverse scientists on the same team, but his erasure was very prominent to me, ESPECIALLY in age of ultron. ultron without the family drama does not work! the whole thing was that ultron had his brainwaves too, it was an incredibly uncomfortable, sobering reflection of hank as a villain. without that it was just??? where is the interesting dynamics of this! what also rlly pissed me off is that mcu aou is based, obviously, off the comic event age of ultron two years prior. you know what the final message of this comic was? that hank pym, a deeply flawed person who'd made so many mistakes was still important and vital to the world. when he was taken out of the world, everything went to shit. when he came back, he decided to life life without regrets, because he realised his own worth in the world. hank has been... deeply suicidal at points, and as someone who's been there and is neurodiverse like hank this story was one that meant so much to me. and they changed that so tony stark could feel bad, maybe. you can imagine my fucking anger.
THE VISION - listen i do think mcu vision had potential to be an interesting portrayal of the character. vision by nature is a very negative character who has a lot of self hate and conflict based around their own personhood and trying to be human. mcu vision had none of that, and was a more cosmic being. i was interested to see how it worked! and instead of expanding on that, vision's only personality traits seemed to be "dies a lot" and "whitewashed wendy's love interest". like, comic vision is MEAN, that's the thing. i love the vision because they are RUDE, because they openly say that they hate humans, because they're oftentimes violent when allowed and very melodramatic and drama driven. they are a character marked by sad purple prose. mcu vision is just... so nice. where's their unbridled aggression? there was a hint of them being snarky in aou and then it never came up again. mcu vision started out so strong and then immediately fell flat into the mud. i am so incredibly tired.
MANTIS - oh lord, what did they do to her. mantis in comics is a half vietnamese, half cotai/kree experiment empath trained in martial arts who took out thor in her first appearance. this, to be fair, has some not great racial stereotypes. but making her a meek wallflower who delighted in being called ugly and disturbing by drax is just... like, what??? steve englehart at least also made her surprisingly nuanced; despite being interested in wanda's lover, vision, she never once was cruel or mean or showed anything other than kindness to wanda, she stood up for her fellow women, and he also loved her so much he put her in dc when he wrote there for a moment, which honstly, based as fuck. gunn just wrote a gross infantilised version of her, like honestly the difference between her and comic mantis is vast. they kept her powerful, i guess, but the personality she has is honestly so disrespectful to mantis. makes zero sense, either.
there's honestly way more if i was to think on it for a bit, but i'm pretty tired and i feel like this is enough for now. like i said, wanda (and pietro, but i guess he got out early by. dying.) is definitely the worst adapted, but i have problems with a lot of others.
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yelenaswift · 2 years
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Hawkeye 1x01 live reaction
haven’t done one of these in a while hey guys
going back to 2012 always makes me nervous
young kate is so cute
protect you bye that’s so sweet
the attack on new york is gonna ruin this right
I KNEW IT
where are her parents tho fr
oh my god
HAWKEYE SAVED HER
no her dad :( i knew him for two minutes and i’m sad
A BOW AND ARROW
i love this intro style
that intro was actually sick
present day !
the dangly thingy swings back and forth
YOOOOOO
there is NO WAY her arrow did that
christmas music !
rockefeller center
RODGERS THE MUSICAL
I am screaming this is so bad
nat :(
hearing aid?
antman was in fact NOT there
the knock off Hamilton pose
why do i kinda want the whole musical
thanos was right bye
i miss nat too lila
christmas in nyc makes me 🥰🥰
oh so kate got money money
I love that Kate is an over achiever makes me feel seen
not sure I like jack…
I like that we’re seeing more of Clint’s kids
“we left halfway through” LMFAOO
best barton christmas ever
I KNEW that eleanor and Jack were engaged
DOGGY
ok so when is yelena gonna come?
hello? what is he doing to eleanor?
“were u lurking in the hallways?”
THATS THE PROBLEM GARY
Kate is a girl boss
THE RONIN
you’ll inherit it one day HUH?
bro wtf is going on
RUN KATE
i like this action sequence
BEAT HIS ASS KATE
THE DOG
literally what happened
the way she’s talking to the dog
i love this dog and no i won’t shut up abt it
monogrammed butterscotch
bruh WHAT
jack def killed him
how do these guys not notice that ronin is significantly smaller now
CLINT
VERY excited for the rest of this show Kate Bishop is definitely a new favorite
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ladymelisande · 2 years
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Ask game: is it me or does MCU is improving in terms of storytelling. Like look at nwh and loki
Weeeeell, I think that this year has been a mixed bag for Marvel, to be honest, it depends of who you talk too. For example, people don't consider Loki to be very different from other Marvel products, even when it is because it's clearly meta-fiction and as far as my memory goes, that hadn't happened in any MCU movie. Not mentioning that people kind of forget that Loki was clearly planned with more than one season in mind, they knew it was going to succeed, so they clearly did it with the long way in mind, they are not stupid. And then No Way Home an unexpected fit of brilliance too.
Something that I think Marvel has really improved in Phase 4 in the majority has been the directing, at least when it comes to Wandavision, Loki and No Way Home. I can't say about FaTW because I didn't watch it nor I will because it sounds bland and boring and I don't like Wilson and Barnes, nor his actors, I found them the weakest characters and performances of the MCU, even Hawkeye is better. If I compare any of these shows with the movies made by the Russo like, oh god, the difference is abismal, the new directors are actually letting the actors emote like normal human beings, something that the Russo rarely did (they only let Scarlet Johansson cry normally in the very movie she was going to die but in the movie before that with them she had to do the Russo's Stoic Crying Face). I don't think any of the big name actors of the MCU are bad even if some are not spectacular But bad directing is catching when those same actors are way better in other movies in the same universe but by other directors. I think one of the biggest mistakes that Feige did was to keep the Russo and their two idiotic script writers after CATWS. The fandom worships that movie but I found it one of the most boring things ever. Not only I found it emotionally dry for me but it was so boring to look at, same with CACW, like those movies were shot so fucking grey and it seemed to be problem of the Russo's team because Doctor Strange looked way better and the actors were allowed to emote more.
I think that in some ways, the MCU has both improved and kept some bad habits: Wandavision having an interesting premise but a completely boring resolution, weak-ass villain and cuddling Wanda and giving her a cheerleader crew again. TFATWS... existing with all its tone deaf glory worthy of the CA movies. Shang Chi being generic. The Eternals being too cramped.
But on the other hand we have Loki being a meta-fictional sci fi show and doing a romance the centre of the emotional core and No Way Home using the multi-universal plot devise as a good way to introduce character development and also having time to let the scenes breathe.
People complained that Loki had an only talking scene with the finale but I actually liked it because it was a clear confirmation that the story wasn't in the least over, sometimes anti-climax are necessary. Tropes are Tools, guys. Also, wasn't the fact that it had a big final fight with powers one of the main complains about Wandavision's finale?
However, despite the pleasant surprises about Loki and No Way Home, I don't have high hopes for Doctor Strange after watching the trailer. It looks like a crowded movie and more like a way to bust Wanda's popularity and introduce America Chavez, two characters that have no emotional connection with Stephen in the MCU and we know that he is not gonna train them but actually needs their help because god help us if female characters are not perfect, autodidact and all knowing. I have zero interest on watching Stephen say how amazing and powerful they are while putting himself down, I am so tired of that trope. I rather the Doctor Strange movie being about, you know, Stephen Strange? The protagonist? And the relationships he had with his franchise's characters that were left hanging in his first movie? Like, say what you want to say about the Spiderman movies but at least Tony and Peter had an established and personal relationship since before the first movie. This is Stephen's second movie, I want the relationships he had in his movies, I don't give a fuck about Wanda or America, they can go to their own stuff. It's only his second movie, why are they cramping people now? Like, my worst prediction for this movie is that they are gonna explore zero about Stephen's character and his possibility for darkness or how what he did in Endgame affected him like they tease and only concentrate how those two are better than him because of course they will.
So, after all this word vomit, I think the MCU has improved in some parts but I think it will also sadly keep the bad habits. It really doesn't depend of Disney, ironically, it depends of the creativity of the writers and directors, as we saw in No Way Home and Loki, they are perfectly capable of creating decent stuff, they just need people with the creativity and passion to do it.
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hhawkeye · 2 years
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*chanting* mash! blorbos! now! mash! blor-
alright. so so so many people sent me this. here we go
blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): you think it's gonna be hawkeye, right? wrong. it's trapper. every day of my life i think about trapper and what would have happened had he been part of the later seasons and had some more Character Moments. i dont think there would have been room for both him and bj in the show of course and despite popular belief i would not get rid of bj for Anything, but i do think about trapper and what potential was there for a deeper dive into his characterisation and motivations tbh. in a technical sense bj does fulfill more of the blorbo characteristics but when i think about him its with malice in my heart
scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): honestly idk if there is one! if we're talking aggression obviously bj but it's not about him being cute. however he is Shaped. sometimes hawkeye makes me like my god i need to crawl into the tv and wrap a warm blanket around him but other times. Well. Anyway,
scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): again i dont know that there are many characters who are underappreciated on mash (or at least within the mash circles i am in bc i follow correct smart people) but honestly i was thinking about how early seasons margaret really is like... not underrated but whenever someone just starts watching the show and theyre like, oh hot lips, and i have to take a second to be like... who? not that i forget they call her that, but i forget they pretty much only call her that, and i honestly think she really Isn't That Bad in early seasons, and i love her growth throughout the series, but so does everyone obviously. remember the talent show when she sings my blue heaven. i love her. i really really love her and she does on many levels stand up for what (she feels) is right and she has lessons to learn of course but i love the moments where you get a glimpse of who she'll be in later seasons and it makes me so <3 idk. it might just be because i rewatched so recently but i have a lot of feelings for early seasons margaret and i think she's a really interesting character tbh
glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): i feel like spam lamb really is my glup shitto in every single possible way and thats fine. that's fine.
poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): hes not problematic unpopular or controversial unless youre a right wing freak but the ONLY answer for this is of course hawkeye. the man the myth the legend. THEE poorest little meow meow on the planet. he literally could be the original poor little meow meow. are there any characters so unbelievably sad and pathetic that precede him? i dont know
horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): haha umm nobody because im normal and wouldnt torment people for fun, unlike some people who i wont name 🙂🙂🙂
eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): genuinely ok this is mean and i know there are definitely worse people but my answer for this is potter. i just dont love the guy. he's FINE and he has great moments but every time he gets on some high horse about something i'm like yeah but you're a career army man though soooo. i love harry morgan and think he plays him well but i just cannotttttt get behind potter as like. A Guy. i think there was potential there for an interesting and compelling story about yknow joining the army young and being manipulated and used by it but i dont think late season mash was in a place where it could outright be like hey fuck the military. so
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matthewmrdock · 3 years
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Hey y’all so I’m taking my friend who has never seen an mcu movie to see Black Widow bc she loves Florence and is very excited but Needs Help with background information. I made this quick guide so if you want, read it and help me out to add anything on that you think would be helpful, please lmk I really appreciate it also I think it’s kinda funny so if you just want to read it that’s great too ok bye
A Basic Guide to Natasha Romanoff
Iron Man 2 (2010)
We meet Natasha
She’s a spy
Works for SHIELD (government organization like department of defense kinda)
Not very important to her story she’s just there to meet Tony Stark/Iron Man and be hot for the male audience
The Avengers (2012)
This scene is important: (insert link to Loki interrogation scene)
This scene is also important: (insert link to Budapest mention in final fight scene)
Also doesn’t do a ton
Just there for female representation tbh
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
Natasha and Steve Rogers/Captain America learn that SHIELD is really Hydra (a nazi science organization so that’s obviously not good)
They take it down, but she leaks her entire work history to the entire world
Avengers 2 (2015)
This movie is really really bad
But this scene is important (Natasha has had her mind controlled by a girl named Wanda Maximoff and has a nightmare about her time as an assassin so it shows us a little bit about her backstory which we’ve never really seen because #misogyny): red room dream
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Lots of Avengers go to Nigeria to try to stop some bad peeps
They blow up a building by accident but it raises the question about how are they any better than the people they’re trying to stop if they’re killing a lot of people
They’re divided on whether to let the government oversee them or not
Natasha first sides with the government because she knows she’s done some bad stuff
Then switches sides last minute (big #girlbossmoment there)
So she’s now a war criminal :/
Also there’s this guy who works for the government named Agent Ross and he shows up in BW he’s not important he’s just the guy in charge of finding the Avengers that didn’t listen to the government (aka Natasha)
Avengers: Infinity War/Avengers: Endgame (2018-2023 🤯)
Not much happens for Natasha in Infinity War
She does a little more in Endgame but doesn’t do much more bc
Natasha dies #rip
So basically Natasha and Clint/Hawkeye had to decide which one of them was gonna die
They fight to each sacrifice themself on the edge of a cliff bc they’re besties and don’t want the other to die
But Natasha jumps off the cliff
And that takes us to Black Widow (takes place right after CA: Civil War in 2016)
So yeah pls tell me if I missed anything super important thx
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